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15542731 No.15542731 [Reply] [Original]

>hey do you wanna eat 4-6 string cheese sticks?
Nah that’s way too much for me

>oh well what if I breaded and deep fried them and served them with marinara sauce
Yeah that sounds like a good warmup for the meal I’m actually going to eat

>> No.15542737

>>15542731
>4-6
amateur

>> No.15542741

you're supposed to share appetizers, fatty

>> No.15542742

>>15542731
generally appetizers are shared

>> No.15542837

>>15542741
>>15542742
Then explain the endless appetizers at Chili's for $10.

>> No.15542902

>>15542837
TGI Fridays has that deal, and I believe it's because they legitimately hate their servers. It's probably great for the cooks, just stand around deep-frying cheese and chicken wings all day, but man, the servers bitch endlessly about the trailer trash that bring their eight bastard children in to feed 'em on the cheap.

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>>15542902
>children
>8 kids
>feed 'em
>deep fryed cheese

But you need a license to fish..

>> No.15543021

>>15542902
That's because servers are whiny bitches.

>> No.15543051

>>15542902
fuck servers, entitled trash

>> No.15543062
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15543062

>hey do you want to eat this entire onion?
No way, that's disg-

>> No.15543072

>>15543051
>fuck servers, entitled trash

Hey my uncle's wife is a waitress and she's told me some fucked up stories. The worst one was how one day some fat trucker stuck his hand up her skirt, inserted his thumb in her vagina and index and middle finger in her ass, picked her up and yelled "just like a six pack!"

I thought that was a fucked up story.

>> No.15543105

>>15543062
>rip one off
>the entire thing falls apart into a greasy mess
Onion petals are the better option, but the cunts took it off the menu as part of their covid scaling back.

>> No.15543137

>>15543072
She must have enjoyed it since she let him spend the 3 minutes to do it and didn't wear panties that day.

>> No.15543207

>>15543137
No she's like 4'7" and the dude was big. I'm pretty sure he just stuck his fingers around her panties. I've fingered girls before by just using two fingers to hold the panties aside while the other two enter.

>> No.15543232

>>15543207
mmmhmm you don't know women very well. She let him then felt like a slut so she fabricated the story as a coping mechanism.

>> No.15543412

>>15543013
Otherwise the same retards feeding their kids deep fried cheese would overfish to the point where it fucks the fish population for everyone else
It’s better to let those fuckers kill themselves on fried foods so there’s more fish for the rest of us

>> No.15543435

>>15543232
You're retarded if you don’t know guys obviously making that shit up
The “six pack” thing is a joke taken from somewhere else, not to mention it would be very difficult to just do that quickly in the middle of a restaurant

>> No.15543445

>>15543435
>not to mention it would be very difficult to just do that quickly in the middle of a restaurant
Don't you see that's what I'm pointing out retard. This place has lost subtlety.

>> No.15543629

>>15543435
>very difficult to just do that quickly in the middle of a restaurant

You're not familiar with Kentucky are you? I should've mentioned that.

>> No.15544040

>>15543072
that is a fucked up story

>> No.15544503

>>15544040
It’s a bullshit LARP story anon

>> No.15544530

>>15544503
autism

>> No.15544536

>>15542741
Share them with who? lol

>> No.15544544

>>15542741
This. 1-2 cheese sticks isn't bad. If I'm at a restaurant like that it's going to be my only meal that day anyway.

>> No.15544713

>>15544530
You’re the autist if you think that story is true

>> No.15544903

>>15544713
Just digging even deeper into the autism, I see.

>> No.15544989

>>15543207
Sure is virgin in here

>> No.15545036

I like the wonton style mozzarella sticks way better. They give a better crunch and they don't get absolutely soaked in leftover oil like the breaded ones do.

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15545040

>>15545036

>> No.15545074

>>15545040
Dude pizza springrolls are 11/10.

>> No.15545901

>>15544903
Are you talking about yourself anon?

>> No.15545968

I could eat these until my body starts to fucking shut down. These are basically homicide on a place and I love them.

>> No.15545983
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15545983

>>15542731
>a few sticks of cheese breaded served with sauce
>THAT IS TOO MUCH FUCKING FOOD, SPIT, DSIGUSTING
>most people eat 3-4 slices of pizza
>THAT'S JUST NORMAL, SEE, IT'S CHEESE AND SAUCE ON BREAD, NOT JUST BREADED CHEESE IN SAUCE

Sounds like you're a real fucking idiot

>> No.15546009

>>15545983
No, you're an idiot.
Read the OP until you understand.

>> No.15546015

>>15546009
>adding more ingredients to something can make it more palatable
OP is still a retard. You wouldn't eat half a stick of butter, would you? No, but you'd eat something that contains that much along with other ingredients. You wouldn't eat half an onion by itself, but you'd eat a plate of food that included half an onion with other things.

>> No.15546080

>>15546015
the other anon told you to reread the op and you still fucked it up
It has nothing to do with palatability or flavor you moron

>> No.15546231

>>15546080
Then OP had no reason to make this thread, cocksucker

>> No.15546370

>>15544503
>>15544713
>>15544989


Hey motherfuckers unless my Uncle's wife was lying about that story, it's true in at least the sense that she told it to me. I mean I believe her, because why would someone want to make something up like that?

>> No.15546479

>>15542742
I go alone because I'm a neetchad

>> No.15547106

>>15543207
So in a split second he was able to move her panties aside, and insert half his hand inside her multiple orifices.
And then she just continued on bringing them some Southwestern eggrolls and Margheritas.
Very believable.

>> No.15547454

>>15544536
whom

>> No.15547476

>>15545983
jesus christ, niggerhands are disgusting

>> No.15547572

>>15546370
Your uncle's wife is called your aunt.
I'm guessing you're a bit simple.