/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15540635]

Has a delivery driver ever helped themselves to your food?

[Anonymous No.15540662]

>>15540635
I work for GrubHub and I have never. How disgusting

[Anonymous No.15540692]

I'm a delivery driver for ubereats and I always help myself to people's food

[Anonymous No.15540699]

>>15540635
No, but the cunt who drove 30 minutes the wrong way after picking up my food then sat there for another half an hour before delivering my food might as well have.

[Anonymous No.15541103]

Worked as a driver for Chinese shop and never did but one time my friend who's gf was the waitress rode shotgun for fun and he helped himself to some honey beef. Kinda weirded me out

[Anonymous No.15541134]

my mom doesn't like the kind of food i order.

[Anonymous No.15541179]

>>15540635
stole my drink once. always check the bag before they go.

[Anonymous No.15541211]

>>15540635
When I worked as a deliveryboi a long time ago I used to fart in the bag/box until I fainted

[Anonymous No.15541221]

People who use grubhub or ubereats should be shot in the head with a pressurized cow gun

[Anonymous No.15541231]

>order mcdonald's at 2am
>driver picks up food
>see his location on the app
>he parks in the mcdonald's parking lot
>sits there for about 45 minutes
>starts driving to my house
>gets here
>i see that his friend is with him in the car and is smoking something (probably weed)
>big mac is missing
>i'm left with a stone-cold mcdouble, stone-cold chicken selects and stone-cold chips

[Anonymous No.15541268]

>>15540635
I bought some Dominos in Wyoming. I didn't pre tip, but gave a tip once I got my order.
I ordered a pie and some chicken wings, they bit into my fucking chicken wings.

I guess that's the type of trash to be expected of Wyomingites.

[Anonymous No.15541372]

>>15541221
why specifically those?

[Anonymous No.15541376]

>>15540635

I don't help myself to your food, I spit on it

[Anonymous No.15541377]

>>15540635
>uber eats driver here
>former postmates too, a couple of years back
Got free meals twice over intermittent use of these apps. Had a customer recently put in the nonexistent address and didnt answer my calls or to my voicemails it was two big orders of mexican soups and a big order of taquitos

The time before, had two 711 pizzas and a 2l of coke, at around 2am. The customer didnt reply as well, and didnt meet me outside like they specified. Must've fallen asleep after they placed the order

[Anonymous No.15541387]

My bag always comes stapled shut so I don't think they have done that to me.

[Anonymous No.15541389]

>>15541387

the driver staples it shut after taking what he wants

[Anonymous No.15541466]

>>15540635
once got delivered food with a milkshake with 2/3 missing and the straw clearly had been used, got the whole meal refunded

also another time got KFC delivered with a variety box like tenders/nuggets/breast etc 1 of each missing dumb shit thought I wouldnt realise lol, got that fully refunded too and they definitely got in shit from the company

honestly why do this as a deliverer when it's so easily traced to you, I guess a lot of people are just too dumb to realise shit missing or lazy to report idk cause it'd have to bite you in the ass immediately, ive also had a driver call me out the front couldnt find my place when I went to front they're sitting on the road in gear open their window expect me to come out onto the street and take it from their hand lol, told them to get out and come to the door and they act like I'm an asshole. delivery drivers for these apps are kinda the worst the local pizza place or etc that hire their own drivers are usually top notch good blokes, also i've never had a woman driver deliver anything in my life strangely enough

[Anonymous No.15542295]

>>15541372
dumb as cows presumably

[Anonymous No.15542345]

>>15540635
One time I got in an argument with some bitchy manager at steak and shake and I cancelled the order. I got home and realized I had taken the food though. Was delicious.

[Anonymous No.15542359]

>>15541134
underrated

[Anonymous No.15542380]

>>15541231
>chips
Fucking bong

[Anonymous No.15542383]

>>15540635
just my drink
I don't order combo meals anymore

[Anonymous No.15542473]

>>15542380
i wasn't attempting to conceal that fact but well done buddy

[Anonymous No.15542498]

>>15541211
LOL KEK FUCKING HILARIOUS!

there. You finally got a you for it. Now can you stop spamming it in every thread thinking it's actually funny?

[Anonymous No.15542552]

>>15540635
No, but I have taken a bite of my food, then complained bitterly to the restaurant, demanded an alternate delivery driver, received a second order for free and gotten the first delivery driver fired. I don't like certain types of people in my neighborhood, and he peeked into my garage.

[Anonymous No.15542752]

>>15542552

[Anonymous No.15542764]

>>15542552

[Anonymous No.15542779]

>>15540635
Any idea why they're always poos? I have yet to see one Australian menulog driver.

[Anonymous No.15542784]

>>15541211
based
>>15542498
cringe

[Anonymous No.15542831]

>>15542498
Do you have some kind of emotional problems? Maybe you should try farting until you faint

[Anonymous No.15543410]

>>15541103
>and he helped himself to some honey beef
I thought this was a funny chinese restaurant way of saying he went to town on her pussy. I am disappointed

[Anonymous No.15543451]

>>15541466
>they definitely got in shit from the company
Used to do a bit of uber, including uber eats. He did not. He got a single message that said something like 'a customer complained about you. Please be better.' Happened to me four times through my """career""" for different reasons. No escalation, no threat of banning. And taking money from their account/pay is insanely illegal.

[Anonymous No.15543487]

>>15542552
based

[Anonymous No.15543627]

>>15541466
Brownskins unironically don't think they'll get caught.

[Anonymous No.15543660]

>>15540635
>>15540692
>>15540699
>>15541103
>>15541179
>>15541231
>>15541268
>>15541377
>>15541466
I lived in a hostel for a bit and literally every single international Uber delivery guy stole absolutely everything, occasionally delivering to make rent, they NEVER bought food and ate like kings.
Uber is making so much goddamn money they don't give a fuck if their couriers take what they please because Uber can always pay out the customer.
This one french girl was a legend for copping a $400 uber of expensive wines a few days before her flight home.
I've had couriers walk my food to my house so I don't use uber anymore.

[Anonymous No.15543682]

>>15541231
If the guys werent bigger than me I might have risked a charge beating the shit out of them. Which is why you always say "cash tip" and give it to them only after the food has been secured and checked.

[Anonymous No.15543694]

>>15543627
>Brownskins unironically don't think
FTFY.

[Anonymous No.15543696]

>>15543682
Anyone who gives a wild nigger his address with no tip is just asking for trouble. Either get your food yourself, or risk the punishment.

[Anonymous No.15543707]

>>15542552
I'd say you're a piece of shit, but I've lived in neighborhoods dominated by "certain people" and it sucked. So I'm torn.

[Anonymous No.15543713]

>>15543696
>asking for trouble
Maybe with the law after I ventilate his ghetto ass.
It's mostly indians, anyway. I'm okay with them as long as they don't touch my food with their e coli ridden fingers.

[Anonymous No.15543806]

>>15541221
cope poorfag and hurry up with my food

[Anonymous No.15545175]

>>15541221
lmao hi townie, uber aint roll thru yet innit?

[Anonymous No.15545242]

>>15540692

Based

[Anonymous No.15545272]

>>15543660
>Uber is making so much goddamn money...

all those delivery companies are losing tons of money, they are basically seeing how long they scan survive until driverless cars take off.

[Anonymous No.15545279]

>>15542345
one time I had a waitress give me change for a hundred when I handed her a 10 on a 7.50 order of wings.

[Anonymous No.15545616]

>>15540635
Yeah, once. It was super obvious. I reported it.

[Anonymous No.15545654]

>>15543707
They need to keep the fuck out of my neighborhood. There's no reason whatsoever for them to be here in this quiet suburb, peeking in my garage while making a delivery.

[Anonymous No.15545671]

>>15542779
I got my first white ubereats driver a week ago. He was a really nice fella, got there quickly and whatever so I tipped him ,usually don't tip the brown ones

[Anonymous No.15545810]

>>15543627
and they don't >>15543451
funny how that works

[Anonymous No.15545843]

>>15541179
More likely they forgot it cuz it was in a cupholder or the restaurant forgot to give it to them. This is common. My GrubHub app has special notes highlighting that the order contains a beverage

[Anonymous No.15545891]

>>15545272
Can't wait for this to become mainstream. I would feel sorry for the people that actually take their jobs seriously, but if you've ever taken a bite out of my food you deserve to be redundant.

[Anonymous No.15545905]

Is that how delivery drivers actually eat? By taking a bite here and there?

>say 15 deliveries = 15 bites = a full meal for free

[Anonymous No.15546016]

>>15543627
rent free

[Anonymous No.15546025]

>>15541268
Fuck you Wyoming is based. I was there recently and didnt see one single nigger since it is too cold. It was great.

[Anonymous No.15546044]

>>15542552
BASED

[Anonymous No.15546062]

>>15542552
holy based, i've done the same too. They don't have time to investigate every complaint so 8/10 times they'll side with the customer.

[Anonymous No.15546099]

>>15542498
Don't make fun of him *Pushes you into wall then throws a fakeout punch making you flinch* Pussy

[Anonymous No.15546112]

>>15546025
just work at yellowstone, you'll see about 6 uncle tom black tourists and 0 residents/year

[Anonymous No.15546199]

>>15545272
He should probably have said less "making money" and more "have so much money". Venture Capital groups are handing out billions like candy (thanks to Quantative Easing and rigging the stock market they've basically got unlimited money and never ending government handouts) so they can afford to wait 15 years until someone comes up with driverless food delivery or drones.

[Anonymous No.15546226]

>>15546199
how the fuck do you lose money when the only thing they actually have to maintain is a website/app?

[Anonymous No.15546322]

>>15540635
if you postmate, uber etc. you deserve to get your food eaten or spit in. why do you even trust people that much

[Anonymous No.15546389]

>>15543694

[Anonymous No.15546443]

>>15540635
I've always wondered what the doordash stickers were for, or why I had to always put three of them on the bag or else we couldn't send them out, it never occurred to me that people could actually have the propensity to steal food from someone they're delivering it to. I was too pure to be born in a country of fat mentally damaged retards

[Anonymous No.15546450]

Ordered pizza a couple of weeks ago, watched the driver pick it up and drive right to my address on the map. Once he got to my street, he suddenly marks the order as complete and fucks off with all of my food.

Requested a refund with uber through the automated system, got a refund confirmation from them with a robotic "looks like our driver did not follow out guidelines, sorry about that" message.

I do wonder what the consequences are for just straight up stealing someones whole order. Is it that easy to get away with? I gave him shit reviews for everything, dont know if it makes any difference.

[Anonymous No.15546489]

>>15546450
man thats the worst, even if its just a fuckup or something and you dont end up getting ur food
happened to me once and it was right at end of the night the only place open, so instead of a delicious feed I was left with nothing and no way of getting any other food

[Anonymous No.15546523]

>>15540635
A delivery driver turned out to be a cyclist, took the longest possible path to deliver the food until it was cold, and rattled the shit out of the food - a burrito. May as well have helped himself when I got it, given the condition it was in. What really sucked is that it was my work dinner on overtime - not just me being lazy sitting at home.

[Anonymous No.15546529]

>>15546450
Damn...

[Anonymous No.15546565]

>>15540635
No, but I've only had food delivered through these apps a handful of times.
I live down the road from several other places so I'll just drive there myself when I want something.
It's not the horror stories like this thread I'm worried about, but the extra charges are exorbitant. I'm not going to pay all that extra for McDonald's of all things.

[Anonymous No.15546578]

>>15541134
Carlos

[Anonymous No.15546614]

>>15546025
But anon... You were there

[Anonymous No.15546618]

>>15540635
For me its the oprego burger.

[Anonymous No.15546623]

>>15542552
It's for you, bro

[Anonymous No.15546635]

>>15546025
I lived in Wyoming for 3 years. If you think that it's "based" because of the amount of black people that live there, then believe me, you deserve to live in that cesspool.

[Anonymous No.15546642]

>>15546635
Not him but I visited Wyoming a few years ago and liked it a lot (i am from a European country btw). Tell me the "dirty secrets" about Wyoming?

[Anonymous No.15546668]

>>15546642
The landscape is great, the people are not. Casper and Laramie isn't so bad though. There is definitely a sizable black, and a rather large latino population.

[Anonymous No.15546941]

>>15546668
But why arent the people great? Whats wrong with them?

[Anonymous No.15547014]

>Order KFC at 3am
>driver is taking forever
>finally arrives
>"lemme check the bag first"
>half the order is missing
>Supposed to be a 12 peice boneless box (gf doesn't like bones) there are 4 missing
>no fries
>pull a gun, grab him by the throat
>am 6' 1", he's like 5' 9"
>"I have your license plate mother fucker, I'll make sure your car is burnt out in a fucking ghetto lot no one will look for it by the end of the night with you in it if you're not back here in 30 mins with my fucking shit"
>starts crying, begs me not to kill him
>is clearly fucking high as balls

This is how you deal with Uberpoors. Fucking thieving assholes. Get a real job faggots and stop smoking pot while you're delivering food to a shitty area to people who own guns.

[Anonymous No.15547021]

Who even orders food for delivery? That seems like a blatant waste of your money.

[Anonymous No.15547028]

>>15546941
Higher time preference, lower IQ, greater propensity to violence, etc.

[Anonymous No.15547031]

>>15542552
Based. Though personally whenever I see citizens of a certain skin pigmentation in my neighborhood I just call the cops and say I saw them waving a gun around.

[Anonymous No.15547041]

>>15545810
Then just record their license plates and call the cops on them for speeding or something. There are easier ways to get revenge.

[Anonymous No.15547068]

>>15547028
>time preference
Nobody but commies use these words in this sequence. Anything that commies dislike is good.

[Anonymous No.15547072]

>>15543660
>>15543660
this was basically my life in sydney australia. I would just not ring the door and tell the app the customer didnt answer kek. I would also ORDER from Uber eats and say the order didn't arrive and they always reimburse me up to a point where they would block me. Made like 2 3 accounts. These were large orders too arund the 100$ mark. All in all I would say Uber lost 2000$ just in stolen food the 6 months I worked for them. Miss that trashy hostel life sometimes. Drinking goun and stealing food from hipsters cunts in new town gave me life.

[Anonymous No.15547075]

>>15546450
no consequences whatsover. Did this probably 10 to 20 times.

t. sydney driver

[Anonymous No.15547136]

>>15541221
That's called a captive bolt pistol

[Anonymous No.15547146]

>>15540635
I remember reading somewhere around 35-40% of all grubhub/door dash/Uber eats/etc druvers help themselves to some of the food they're delivering. I never use those services, I just order direct from the place or go get it myself. Fuck those apps

[Anonymous No.15547198]

>>15540699
How did you know where they went and how they stopped?

[Anonymous No.15547225]

>>15543660
No kne needs you to reply to every fucking post faggot.

[Anonymous No.15547339]

>>15547072
You son of a bitch you disgust me

[Anonymous No.15547343]

>>15546450
Probably nothing unless he’s had a lot of complaints

[Anonymous No.15547374]

>>15542552
Posts like this remind me of my justification for hating white people

[Anonymous No.15547409]

>>15547014
jesus christ pay attention in class or it'll all just get worse

[Anonymous No.15547416]

>>15547374
begone nigger

[Anonymous No.15547579]

>>15547339
why?

[Anonymous No.15547666]

This thread is why I stopped doing DD. It used to be ridiculously easy money.
Too many customers willing to lie about anything for free food.
Too many shithead drivers that ruin it for everyone and make customers extra suspicious of you. You make a tiny mistake or take a minute too long and they're instantly complaining and some guy in an Indian call center is chewing you out.
Bratty ass white chicks at restaurants that treat you like absolute shit because of the other drivers that come in.

Also, it's just a matter of time before some psycho poisons someone's food or something and it makes national news. DD doesn't do any sort of orientations anymore or very intense background checks.

I can't believe this company was able to go public.

[Anonymous No.15547673]

>>15547666
The whole concept is retarded on many levels.

[Anonymous No.15547906]

>>15547666
i just stopped because covid ruined it. before that it was actually fun to ride around. Basically minimun wage but also also no cunt boss breathing down your neck. If you were friendly and didnt mess with the order you would usually get good ratings.

[Anonymous No.15547920]

>>15547906
Ive never done it but it sounds like fun (probably depends on the city) .

[Anonymous No.15547934]

>>15541231
>>15543682
This is why you don't tip these fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.15547952]

>>15547014
Damn thats great. That'lll teach 'em for getting too comfortable on the job.

[Anonymous No.15548018]

>>15547666
>Also, it's just a matter of time before some psycho poisons someone's food or something and it makes national news. DD doesn't do any sort of orientations anymore or very intense background checks.
Based and tedpilled, worth of satan trips

[Anonymous No.15548039]

>>15547906
>Basically minimun wage
The trick is to do a second part time job at the same time. Driving for one of those services gets you so many tax deductions, it's insane. I worked security on the weekends in addition to Uber/lyft during the week and paid literally 0 income tax the two years I did it. Gas, mileage, tolls, car payments can all be deducted when you're using your car for business.

[Anonymous No.15548060]

>>15548039
>car payments
Does that mean that if I decide to get into doing Uber I can buy a new car and deduct the whole thing because I'm using it for Uber?

[Anonymous No.15548064]

>>15548060
Not the whole thing. I forget what the percentage is, but you get a huge deduction if your vehicle is for business use, yes.

[Anonymous No.15548204]

I've had entire things missing but I can't ever tell if it's the driver or the restaurant being incompetent
Either way I'd get the stuff refunded.

[Anonymous No.15548213]

Where do you fucks live with such garbage pajeets? My stinky brown friends always deliver my shit well enough.

[Anonymous No.15548356]

>>15548213
im aus and like 95% of deliverers are pajeets, with about 30% of them being reliable and friendly the other 70% total garbage

[Anonymous No.15548398]

>>15540635
yeah

[Anonymous No.15548423]

>>15548398
>bro what
kek

[Anonymous No.15548499]

>>15547068
>i'll couch my anti-intellectualism as hate for commies!
Found you.

[Anonymous No.15548727]

>>15540635
I've been doing doordash for 3 months now and I've never taken anyone's food. That's such a shitty thing to do, did peoples parents not raise them right or something.

[Anonymous No.15548745]

>>15547068
Most of the time I have heard or read the phrase "time preference," it has been from somebody using the concept to claim the superiority of white people over black people. So, on /pol/, and not exactly communist.

[Anonymous No.15548768]

>>15547374
nothing about that post said anything about race
>>15542552
youre still a scared little faggot though

[Anonymous No.15548774]

>>15547068
if commies disliked water, would that be good? shut the fuck up you faggot, you make Americans look bad.

t. proud American

[Anonymous No.15548786]

>>15548727
Same, and it is a really shitty thing. I wouldn't want someone tampering with my food so I wouldn't do it to them.

And the risk of getting deactivated because you want to eat a dollar worth of food is just retarded.

[Anonymous No.15548803]

>>15547014
somehow based

[Anonymous No.15548903]

>>15548786
Exactly. I'm a college student and the extra 300 to 400 bucks a week working part time is way better than any other entry level jobs I could get. Not worth losing that over eating a customers tendie.

[Anonymous No.15549162]