/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15530326]

WHAT
ARE
YOU
DRINKING

[Anonymous No.15530330]

Italian wine senpai

[Anonymous No.15530362]

>>15530326
Water

[Anonymous No.15530423]

>>15530326
I can't believe Obama has the guts to drink Michael's piss in public like that.

[Anonymous No.15530432]

>>15530326
Authentic indian tea.

[Anonymous No.15530440]

>>15530326
Dude, it's not even 1PM yet

[Anonymous No.15530458]

>>15530326
bodka :DDDd

[Anonymous No.15530476]

>>15530458
Ah the evening-Blörö I see

[Anonymous No.15530494]

>>15530440
Yes, there is only one time zone.

[Anonymous No.15530499]

I had some Bladnoch 10 Year Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky 700mL it was alright I think i prefer rum though

[Anonymous No.15530517]

>>15530499
What rums do you like?

[Anonymous No.15530526]

infused my own vodka with mixed berries.

[Anonymous No.15530545]

>>15530326
Namysłów, brother

[Anonymous No.15530550]

[Anonymous No.15530551]

>>15530526
baste

[Anonymous No.15530555]

My cousin quit drinking due to a heart condition and dropped a six pack of these off. They're okay

[Anonymous No.15530587]

I remember when /ck/ was full of alcoholics. Guess times have gotten lonely.

[Anonymous No.15530592]

>>15530587
im working on becoming one

[Anonymous No.15530646]

Mules in a little bit once it's appropriate to start drinking. I had a 4 pack of Delirium Nocturnum, but I can't keep those around for shit. They're too good.

[Anonymous No.15530657]

>>15530440
It’s drink o’clock somewhere

[Anonymous No.15530667]

>>15530657
This. There's never a set time that it becomes "acceptable" to drink. Drinking time is a state mind.

[Anonymous No.15530720]

BUSCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.15530769]

Wild Turkey 101

[Anonymous No.15531063]

>>15530326

[Anonymous No.15531082]

>>15530326
water

[Anonymous No.15531094]

>>15530326
This big boy and Crown Apple

[Anonymous No.15531206]

>>15530440
ok boomer?

[Anonymous No.15531229]

>>15530326
Four Loko Gold, a tallboy of Lagunitas Sumpin Easy when I'm done with that, and planning to eat a bag of Trader Joe's orange chicken. Watching Sopranos currently and intend to pick up Kraut's The Turkish Century Part 1: Hittites to Ataturk after this episode, got halfway through last night.

[Anonymous No.15531309]

i'm the jereziarch *drum roll*

[Anonymous No.15531322]

>>15530326
Popov mixed with Monster
I have a deathwish

[Anonymous No.15531395]

>>15530545
Pic for reference

[Anonymous No.15531412]

>>15530326
adrenochrome

[Anonymous No.15531427]

turbo charged apple juice

[Anonymous No.15531445]

>>15531427
>8.2%
heavydeavy, dude.

[Anonymous No.15531494]

Lychee juice

[Anonymous No.15531517]

>>15530326
Nothing, im fasting.

[Anonymous No.15531528]

>>15530326

[Anonymous No.15531534]

>>15530550
is that you, damaged cat anon?

[Anonymous No.15531553]

>>15531534
'Tis indeed.

[Anonymous No.15531568]

>>15531534
>>15531553
>>15530550
damaged cat? was ist das? pls no not the heckin catterino!

[Anonymous No.15531604]

>>15531568
It's just an ugly broken cat. Don't get so worked up.

[Anonymous No.15531628]

Just had one of these. It was okay.

[Anonymous No.15531633]

>>15531604
the cat is beautiful

[Anonymous No.15531635]

>>15531604
Bless you and your cute cat. Mine was a streetkitten and she is small and adorable.

[Anonymous No.15531636]

>>15531633
shut up catlady

[Anonymous No.15531639]

>>15531628
based uk pint tin

[Anonymous No.15531667]

>>15531604
based boy

[Anonymous No.15531712]

I have some sugar free lemonade

[Anonymous No.15531723]

>>15531712
living the life

[Anonymous No.15531737]

>>15531639
I thought a "UK Pint" was 500ml. Is that a Euro pint? enlighten me

[cornelius cutlass No.15531759]

>>15530326
another big bottle of Chilean wine for $8 tonight its there cabernet sauingnon..

[Anonymous No.15531797]

>>15530326
Water.

[Anonymous No.15531888]

>>15530362
Now I'm having a glass of this. Pretty okay for 8$

[Anonymous No.15531902]

>>15531797
Water is for plants.

[Anonymous No.15531921]

>>15531628
This one's a little sweet for me; I prefer Lagunitas

[Anonymous No.15531957]

>>15530326
not sure yet. i might go go out and get some porter. maybe not. i eat like shit and shouldn't drink much if i can avoid it.

[Anonymous No.15532044]

>>15530326
im trying to cut back my drinking!

[Anonymous No.15532101]

>>15531063
that is pretty good stuff. I'm drinking Gordon's gin and some beer

[Anonymous No.15532111]

>>15531759
cheap 1L bottles of wine are the logical conclusion of al/ck/

[Anonymous No.15532127]

>>15532101
hopefully not mixed together

[Anonymous No.15532151]

>>15532127
god no. well, only in my stomach I guess

[Anonymous No.15532275]

Blompftard tears

[Anonymous No.15532296]

1/4 tsp salt
two heaping tsp's salt replacer
1 quart of water
1 tbsp of gatorade powder

[Anonymous No.15532347]

olde english 800
urge to crime rising

[Anonymous No.15532370]

>>15532044
Pussy

[Anonymous No.15532375]

>>15530326
sparkly water

[Anonymous No.15532421]

>>15532370
im not cutting back my eating anon ;)

[Anonymous No.15532438]

I'll probably have one beer tonight and a little scotch.

I recently learned that what I previously thought of as moderate drinking was actually classified as heavy drinking, so I'm cutting back.

[Anonymous No.15532443]

>>15530326
Water

[Anonymous No.15532450]

>>15532421
eating pussy is fucking gross

[Anonymous No.15532459]

>>15531412
Hey mr. soros, where can I get some of that white rabbit?

[Anonymous No.15532467]

>>15530326
Have a blood test in the morning so, decaf coffee

[Anonymous No.15532484]

Molsen Canadian
Sobieski vodka
and smoking the best recreational pot you can buy in River Rouge, Michigan

[Anonymous No.15532516]

>>15532450
Based

[Anonymous No.15532630]

some wild turkey i put in a woodford reserve bottle so i look richer to my friends

[Anonymous No.15532872]

>>15532296
hell yeah stay hydrated fren

[Anonymous No.15532890]

>>15531082
this, unfortunately - would love to have a beer but I'm trying to lose weight.

If I were drinking a beer, I'd have a Victory Golden Monkey

[Anonymous No.15532898]

>>15532438
what were you having vs what're you having now?

[Anonymous No.15532988]

>>15532898
On a normal day, 1 strong beer and then 2 or 3 ounces of liquor. Then about 3 days a week, I'd add in a few small cocktails and be a little more liberal with the liquor. It didn't seem like a huge amount by volume and didn't get me super wasted, but it adds up, and the criteria for "heavy drinking" is surprisingly low. It's 5 standard drinks in one day, or 15 drinks in one week.

I'd hit the 5 drinks (at least) limit on 3 days out of the week, which is already the 15 for the week, and then the other 4 days add 2 or 3 drinks each. Now, on those 4 normal days I'm trying to limit it to 1 medium strength beer and an ounce of liquor, and on the 3 stronger days no more than 4 standard drinks, with an emphasis on neat liquor since it's really beer and cocktails that get out of hand. Since I mostly drink when I watch movies, I've tried to space the drinks out more, or start later in the film. Right now I'm watching Spartacus (1960) which is 3 hours long, so I waited until the intermission to crack open a beer (which is a 10%er) because otherwise I'd keep pouring alcohol for the whole film and end up drinking too much

[Anonymous No.15532989]

>>15532890
r u aussie? if so drink xxxx its onlylike 5g of carbs per can
i will admit it tastes like piss though

[Anonymous No.15532998]

15-20 Miller Lites. Depends on how many DUDEs I smoke. On number 10 now

[Anonymous No.15533000]

12 michelob ultra tall cans. im ordering pizza and wings.

[Anonymous No.15533032]

>>15532989
Burgerland - I could just get some Miller lite, but I know I'll probably have a few during the Superb Owl so I'm "saving" the calories

[Anonymous No.15533035]

>>15532998
>15-20 Miller Lites
in 1 day?

[Anonymous No.15533042]

>>15530326
I WAS DRINKING SIERRA NEVADA PALE ALE. I TRIED TO STAY WAY FROM THE HEAVY BEERS, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK DESU DESU. THEY'RE JUST SO GOOD.

[Anonymous No.15533043]

>>15533035
No. Only over the course of 5 or six hours.

[Anonymous No.15533051]

>>15531309
>>15531528
>>15531888
Tight

[Anonymous No.15533232]

>>15532998
ill drink to that brother

[Anonymous No.15533264]

>>15532998
bruh

[Anonymous No.15533370]

>>15532998
>>15533232

[Anonymous No.15533395]

>>15533264
What? It’s Friday and I gotta stay home alone cause of the changdemic. Nothing wrong with tipping back few.

[Anonymous No.15533408]

>>15532044
>>15532630
onto the whiskey sours now boys
id just like to say that i wasnt gonna drink untill i saw this thread so thankyou i guess
id also like to say fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.15533437]

>>15533395
Your nearly drinking a carton in a day mate, real alchy vibes.

[Anonymous No.15533439]

>>15533408
Glad to contribute to a fellow alcoholics demise. And fuck t-word jannies.

[Anonymous No.15533444]

>>15530326
Few sips of wine, and an asahi double decker

[Anonymous No.15533497]

[Anonymous No.15533516]

cognac and disaronno is all you need
equal parts, chilled

[Anonymous No.15533519]

>>15533437
Just once or thrice a week. No harm there. Plus I’m fit as a fiddle

[Anonymous No.15533525]

>>15533519
based denier

[Anonymous No.15533606]

>>15530326
the only beers I've ever drank were Miller Lite and Yuengling. They both tasted like bread and copper. Am I missing out on beer or is it all like this?

[Anonymous No.15533612]

>>15533606
tjac?

[Anonymous No.15533628]

Steel Reserve. Whatchu know 'bout that?

[Anonymous No.15533645]

>>15533628
tfw australian, dont know nothin'

[Anonymous No.15533662]

>>15533606
Maaatttee why did you make me watch that.

[Anonymous No.15533664]

>>15533662
cos hes a poof

[Anonymous No.15533665]

>>15533645
Don’t listen to him. We call them Stellie Bois in the hood.

[Anonymous No.15533670]

>>15530326
Went to banya tonight, brought a sixer of pbr - finished 3 while in there. Polishing off the fifth now while melting into my couch.

[Anonymous No.15533671]

all of you FAGS should be geting ready to go to the pubtonight otherwise youre un australian

[Anonymous No.15533688]

>>15533671
Agree, going to go bash some cunt for drinking a cruiser.

[Anonymous No.15533694]

>>15533688
based, which part of the best country on earth are you in

[Anonymous No.15533698]

i came here to warn you about the jews

[Anonymous No.15533703]

>>15533694
Queensland mate, gods country.

[Anonymous No.15533706]

>>15533671
Aren’t yalll on lockdown because you found one abo with the vids?

[Anonymous No.15533711]

>>15533706
mate most abos have vids with your mum were not gonna lock the country down because of it

[Anonymous No.15533718]

>>15533711
Good areas there.

[Anonymous No.15533728]

>>15533703
2hrs west of chinkdney here, pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.15533729]

i can't think of a more disgusting thing than australian accent

[Anonymous No.15533731]

>>15533729
the american diet?

[Anonymous No.15533738]

>>15533711
>SYDNEY: Australia's biggest state will exit a snap five-day COVID-19 lockdown after reporting no cases for five straight days, as the national cabinet decided to lift the temporary caps on citizens returning from overseas from the middle of this month.

>Western Australia's state capital Perth and southwest region, home to about two million people, will exit lockdown from 6pm local time on Friday (Feb 5), state Premier Mark McGowan said, adding the only reason that could change was if local cases were recorded before that time.

hmmmm

[Anonymous No.15533743]

>>15533738
huh?

[Anonymous No.15533744]

>>15533728
Yeah im about an hours north of brissy. Good up here, except for fucking tourist.

[Anonymous No.15533747]

>>15533744
>tourist town
my condolences mate, i live in the town of the three sisters so its just chinks and retarded americans standing in the middle of the road taking photos of dumb shit all the time, ive gotta admit the few pubs we have are still only locals

[Anonymous No.15533754]

>>15533728
>>15533744
poorfags. can't afford to live in the city

[Anonymous No.15533762]

>>15533754
>haha yes, im paying 900$ a week for a 1 bedroom, im sure beating those POORFAGS that are only paying 300 on the same income :))
how about you get a real skill that is demand outside of a CBD and not get cucked out of all your income

[Anonymous No.15533763]

>>15533754
Most ozzies live in the bush. The cities are the unusual places. Such prickly people they are

[Anonymous No.15533773]

>>15533747
Blue mountains mate? Is it worth actually going rural nsw only been to bloody sydney once and could not wait to get out of the hell hole.

[Anonymous No.15533787]

>>15533773
yeah in katoomba, its not really rural here, if you go another hour-ish west to bathurst or lithgow its not bad but its pretty simple out there. me and a mate were thinking about heading to bathurst for new years cos they dont have the cucked restrictions and shit, even here pubs close by 1am on friday and saturday.

[Anonymous No.15533812]

>>15530326
Currently
>Newfie Screech and coke
Earlier
>6 bottles of Leffe Brune (8/10 great for the price)
>1 tall boy of Schneide Weisse (8/10)
>1 tall boy of Brown Ale by Ashton Brewery (Canada; 7/10)
Can't fuckin wait to try Dorval for the first time tomorrow. What am I in for, my alcoholic basedboys?

[Anonymous No.15533813]

>>15533762
so poor that owning your own home doesn't even register as a possibility

>>15533763
fuck all people live in the bush and the ones that do are crusty old boomers that stay there because they don't fit in anywhere else

[Anonymous No.15533816]

>>15531063
are you a leaf? That's some good gin, my maple syrup friend

[Anonymous No.15533817]

>>15533787
Gotcha, i was trying to get to bathurst this year for the v8's but didn't want to run the gambit of being locked out of qld.

[Anonymous No.15533821]

>>15533817
i dont follow them myself but i know a few guys that have said its a good weekend out there, they mostly spend it drinking in the tent though, not alot of time spent watching the races
do you have the fucked beer taxes up there too?

[Anonymous No.15533832]

>>15532111
Nah, cheap vodka is
wine will give you a hell of a hangover if you drink it like an alkie

[Anonymous No.15533834]

you guys sound like gay road warriors. How did George Miller manage to encapsulate ‘strayans in their totality so perfectly on film?

[Anonymous No.15533849]

>>15533821
Yeah mate the alcohol price varies widely here. In brisbane your nearly paying $9 for a schooner of vb, where as if your anywhere out of brisbane the going rate is around $6. Prices jack up again when your in fnq.

[Anonymous No.15533855]

>>15533849
much the same as here, worst ive had was 20$ for a vodka redbull in a club in sydney

[Anonymous No.15533877]

>>15533855
Have lockout laws destroyed Sydney's nightlife? Our lockout laws were fucked for a while but some of them have been reversed thank god.

[Anonymous No.15533878]

>>15530326
Diet coke

[Anonymous No.15533886]

>>15533877
>lockout laws
Huh?
as an burgerclap I don’t understand

[Anonymous No.15533903]

Strawberry kiwi juice I made from my juicer

[Anonymous No.15533905]

>>15533886
australians are too drunk and stupid to not bash the fuck out of each other so the government had to prevent entry to shithole nightclubs after certain times so the drunken retards wouldn't kill each other

[Anonymous No.15533914]

>>15533886
Laws were introduced by the Government of New South Wales in 2014 with the objective of reducing alcohol-fuelled violence. The legislation required 1.30am lockouts (can't come in) and 3am last drinks at bars, pubs and clubs in the Sydney CBD. This therefore spread across to most large city's and has killed any remaining nightlife left in australia.

[Anonymous No.15533915]

>>15533877
yes they have
>>15533886
a couple of shit cunts ran up behind stangers and "king hit" them, basically bunching them from behind and killing them. it happened in the club district of sydney so the liberal gov. made the lockout laws, they basically make pubs and clubs close at 1am, and they cant let anyone in after 12. it killed the whole night life and now they are beginning to relax them since between that and covid out economy doesnt exist.

[Anonymous No.15533919]

>>15533914
*in sydney, the faggot capital of australia. everywhere else is normal

[Anonymous No.15533926]

>>15533905
we still get drunk and bash the shit out of each other, we jsut have to go to the sydney (((casino))) to do it where its still legal, or out of sydney like where i live we can do it where ever we want

[Anonymous No.15533927]

>>15533919
Yeah we had lockout laws in brissy for a while mate.

[Anonymous No.15533932]

>>15533919
melbs is the fag capital mate dont be ridiculous

[Anonymous No.15533940]

>>15533926
for perspective, the owner of the biggest hotel here punched the side of my car and dented it because i parked in his parking lot for 5 minutes, and the owner of the main bar sprayed me with a hose in 1 degree weather cos i asked him for a glass of water instead of buying booze

[Anonymous No.15533941]

>>15533927
no one cares. Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne are irrelevant

[Anonymous No.15533947]

>>15533940
both of those things are your fault

[Anonymous No.15533948]

>>15533941
>naming all 3 cities in the entire country
>irrelevant
your tin pot town doesn't matter mate

[Anonymous No.15533952]

>>15533947
are you american?

[Anonymous No.15533954]

>>15533941
abo hands typed this

[Anonymous No.15533956]

>>15533948
fags aren't tolerated here so stay in whatever steam bath you're in

[Anonymous No.15533958]

>>15533956
what part of aus are you in

[Anonymous No.15533959]

>>15533941
Fuck off mate.

[Anonymous No.15533964]

>>15533947
and its your fault a jew chopped off the end of your penis

[Anonymous No.15533965]

>>15533952
doesn't change the fact that you're stupid

[Anonymous No.15533971]

>>15533964
>>15533965

[Anonymous No.15533978]

>>15533971
you appear to have forgotten to type text with your reply. moot was right. God australians are insufferable faggots

[Anonymous No.15533980]

>>15533439
>And fuck t-word jannies
Protip: your posts/alkie threads aren't getting baleeted because you call tranny jannies trannies, it gets baleeted because they don't consider alcoholism to fall under food or cooking.
Just seems dumb to censor yourself when it doesn't make a damn bit of difference.

[Anonymous No.15533982]

>>15533978
Fuck off you stupud cunt, kfc carpark in 10 mins.

[Anonymous No.15533987]

>>15533982
>stupud
australians are brain dead morons

[Anonymous No.15533998]

>>15533987
Yeah nice mate, pick up on a spelling error you dumb fuck. Offer still stands bankstown kfc 10 mins.

[Anonymous No.15534002]

>>15533998
i would accept the challenge but an abo would probably trick you into sucking his dick on the way there

[Anonymous No.15534004]

>>15534002
Not wrong.

[Anonymous No.15534008]

>>15534002
Why would they need to trick me?

[Anonymous No.15534018]

>>15534002
>>15533987
the jealous amerilards have arrived, right on time
none of us cunts care about ya so let us piss up in peace other wise kfc carpark in 10 we can sort it out

[Anonymous No.15534028]

>>15530326
Bell's Hopslam :) I like buying things from my liquor store that I know people will soon be upset about not getting to try.
I also have a Cavaliere D'oro 2018 Chianti - just about a cup left of what's probably one of the worst wines I've ever had.
Then I got some good ole H2O

[Anonymous No.15534033]

>>15534018
I'm from Taiwan

[Anonymous No.15534039]

>>15534033
Soon to be china, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.15534044]

>>15534039
Nice

[Anonymous No.15534048]

>>15534039
Not wrong
Also most of our KFCs don't have carpacks, just scooter pull-uppers (?). But we apparently get better sides and chicken offerings, so that's pretty bomb.
We can have a scooter race while drinking cheap Asahhi or Taiwan Beer. Drinking latter right now.

[Anonymous No.15534055]

>>15534048

[Anonymous No.15534064]

>>15534028
I tried this tonight. Wasn't that impressed by it, especially considering it has a 99/100 on beer advocate. I'd give it an 82

[Anonymous No.15534065]

>>15534048
Keen for that scooter race mate.

[Anonymous No.15534077]

>>15534065
vroom vroom

[Anonymous No.15534131]

[Anonymous No.15534170]

>>15531063
based

[Anonymous No.15534171]

>>15534048
shut up cunt jesus its just some bants between us aussies we dont actually want you to get involved

[Anonymous No.15534206]

>>15534077
did you just Vroom Vroom Race Car Johnny me?

[Anonymous No.15534222]

>>15534206
Yeah nice mate, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.15534244]

>>15530326
Fuck Obama and fuck the left.

[Anonymous No.15534256]

>>15534244
Sir this a beer drinking thread.
The dude in the OP pic is drinking.
What are you drinking?

[Anonymous No.15534266]

Smirnoff vodka. I got shit-canned from the place I was living in because my roommate clogged the toilet and blamed it on me. Now I'm couch surfing at my best friend's place, and his girlfriend (wife) ducking hates me.
Don't become an alcoholic. Don't become me.