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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The best hot sauce

>> No.15529737

die shill

>> No.15529757

based

>> No.15529775

I like to squirt 'Vark sauce on my order of Chickenjoy. The culinary experience is pure.......mediocrity.

>> No.15529850

>>15529718
For you, it's whatever meme product you see on reddit, which you repost here.

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>> No.15530272

>>15529850
varkposting started well before you jumped ship from reddit, newfag

>> No.15530288

>plastic squeeze bottle

I will never buy your hot sauce.

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>>15529718

>> No.15530573

>>15529718
I'M VARKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>> No.15531675

>>15529718
* blogpost here

so i got a bottle of this the other day for free. normally my hot sauces consist of tobasco, sriracha, and some la victoria medium (more for volume than heat).

i have to say this secret ardvaark is pretty good. i like the fact that the main caspacin source is habanero instead of jalapeno. it gives it a unique semi-smokey flavor.

good but not great.
and definitely not worth the ELEVEN fucking dollarydoos it costs to buy it.
case closed.

>> No.15531806

>>15529718
go away fag

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>> No.15532141

This stuff is pretty good why is it considered soi? One of two hot sauces in my fridge so I'm not some gay collector or anything

>> No.15532204

>>15532141
im kinda in the same book buddy. its sorta pretentious like Lagunitas IPA beer, but its not over the top, just quirky. and it actually tastes good without being abrasive.

besides the prices, which is very abrasive.

>> No.15532215

Just tastes like spicy ketchup. I dont get it.

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>> No.15533602

>>15532215
This. I was memed and bought some. Very disappointed desu, wasn't even all that spicy

>> No.15533732

>>15529718
okay i like aardvark but shut up about it

>> No.15533814

Have to add my hat to the I-was tricked-and-memed-into-buying-a bottle-by-you-fucking-faggot-shills pile. It’s super sweet and not hot. Chucked it in the bin after two or three uses on different foods. I think ‘varking was a coordinated meme effort by the Aardvark sauce company to sell this shit to autistics.

>> No.15533848

>>15533814
I'm sorry you were not happy with the product, madam. Perhaps a spicier 'vark would better suit the young miss' tastes?
Remember fortune favors the bold, and a bold gal like you deserves all the fortune in the World.

>> No.15533897

>>15529718
A friend of mine picked up a bottle and dared me to try a teaspoon of it. The heat was insane. And this is coming from someone who has made some crazy hot homemade hot sauces from the garden. Great flavor but it definitely has a kick!

>> No.15533907

>>15530214
>>15530472
>>15532117
>>15533436
LMAO I'm a soy boy redditor for liking hot sauce? Look in the mirror, faggot. I bet you posted that soy meme because you can't handle the heat. You're jealous of me and the fact that I can handle hotter foods than you. Does that make me more of a man and you less of one? Of course it doesn't, but in your eyes it does. That's why you posted that meme, because of your inferiority complex. In your own warped view of reality, if somebody is better at you than something it must be because they're soy boy losers and you're the cool guy who is above trying to be good. In reality you're just pathetic and no meme you post will change that. Get a fucking grip, man.

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>>15529718
I Vark with SOS. Get with the times, grandpa.

>> No.15534117

>>15533907
>I'm a soy boy redditor for liking hot sauce?
Yes, also liking spicy food is not a personality trait.

>> No.15534130

>>15529718
I got some for my boyfriend. He thinks it's okay but not great. It has some kind of vague vomit flavor that I can't handle.

>> No.15535544

>>15532215
habenero tastes like tomato?

>> No.15535631

>>15529718
So if secret aardvark is reddit's hot sauce, what's /ck/'s hot sauce?

>> No.15535642

>>15535631
Let's just say it's the best hot BBQ sauce you'll ever taste

>> No.15535757

Every fucking board legitimately does have its shills, holy fuck. Of course it's hot sauce for /ck/.

>> No.15535767

>>15535757
>a hot sauce company pays people to start threads on /ck/

>> No.15536126

I've only ever had Frank's hot sauce, Tabasco, and sriracha and I want to try something else. What should I buy?

>> No.15537539

>>15536126
Since you are basic as fuck, try Crystal's

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>>15529718
I guess you could say I'm partial to a bit of 'varkin' myself.

>> No.15537662

>>15534117
lurk moar

>> No.15537698

>>15537662
why do faggots keep saying lurk moar? it isnt 2013 anymore shut the fuck up already

>> No.15538083

>>15537698
Maybe if you lurked moar you'd find out.

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>>15529718
At first I thought it said "taardvark"

>> No.15539085

>>15533848
God, you're an insufferable faggot.