McDonald's Ear Popping

[Anonymous No.15527751]

Hello /ck/
For some reason, most of the time when I eat McDonald's, whether it's a cheeseburger, McDouble, or quarter pounder with cheese, I get a weird sensation in my ear. It's the same as when you're in an airplane and you have to swallow to pop your ears. It only happens when I eat McDonald's, maybe sometimes when I eat Culver's. Never anything home cooked or of better quality.
Does this happen to anyone else? Why does it happen? Is it some ingredient? The grease? I can't find anything about it online.

[Anonymous No.15527762]

>>15527751
I have never heard this shit happening to anyone else, maybe you have very greasy ears

[Anonymous No.15527803]

>>15527751

can be a sign of a very slight allergic reaction closing up the little ear tubes that connect to your throat. or the grease is colsing up those little openings temporarily. Throw some spicy shit in the mix and it should get those ear tubes opened.

[Anonymous No.15527811]

>>15527751
go to the doctors for an apptment and you'll go "doc can you take a look at my ears" and he'll prob go "why there's nothing wrong here dear anon" and then you whip out a mcburger from your pocket, wolf it down, and go "check again"

[Anonymous No.15527817]

>>15527751
It’s the tube worms

[Anonymous No.15527837]

>>15527803
>When mucus clogs the middle ear it affects that drainage. Pressure builds, which can lead to discomfort, popping in the ears or an earache.
>McDonald's Allergen Listing: Food Sensitives: Sulfite
>[In many countries it is illegal to] add sulfites to foods like fresh salads or fruit salads, or to meats like minced meat or sausage meat
>A small percentage of the population is sensitive to sulfites and may experience side effects like headaches, hives, swelling, stomach pain, and diarrhea
I think you solved it. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.15527855]

>>15527837
There are high amounts of sulfites in other foods, try some of them and see what happens.

Dried fruits (excluding dark raisins and prunes)
Bottled lemon juice (non-frozen)
Bottled lime juice (non-frozen)
Wine
Molasses
Sauerkraut (and its juice)
Grape juices (white, white sparkling, pink sparkling, red sparkling)

[Anonymous No.15527861]

>>15527855
How about dried cran berries?

[Anonymous No.15527863]

>>15527751
Probably cancer.

[Anonymous No.15527870]

>>15527855
>Sauerkraut (and its juice)
Only store bought or in homemade too?

[Anonymous No.15527876]

>>15527855
>>15527861
Update, just ate a few handfuls and got a little bit of pressure in my ear. But it might be all in my head so I'm going to eat more.

[Anonymous No.15527987]

>>15527751
I eat these all the time, never experienced what you have, sorry bro. Maybe it's the salt? Try ordering it without salt. They are very accommodating where I am and let me customize my mcdoubles with different toppings.

[Anonymous No.15528260]

>>15527876
>MFW watching OP deliberately put himself into anaphylactic shock

[Anonymous No.15528266]

>>15527863
This
Rip in peace OP, would say that was a pleasure but we never met

[Anonymous No.15528995]

>>15527751
It may be your bodies way of telling you not to be such a fat, junk food shovelling cunt.
Not a doctor though, just seems to be the most likely cause.

[Anonymous No.15529129]

>>15527751
High blood pressure due to sodium overdose from cheap burgers. Hospital. Now.

[Anonymous No.15529236]

It’s the McNanomachines activating

[Anonymous No.15529344]

Anon, be careful. They are putting theragripper tech into your food. It enters and crawls up your ears, then seals itself onto the ear. Wash your ears quickly to rinse it off or you will turn into a mindless drone in about 2 or 3 more visits to MCdonalds. Cheers

[Anonymous No.15529356]

>>15528260
laughing at the image of OP with a swollen red face lying on his kitchen floor weakly shoveling fistfuls of cranberries into his mouth and wheezing "still... not... sure..."

[Anonymous No.15529372]

Eh, weird stuff happens to me sometimes like this. One time I ate 3 donuts in under a minute with some orange juice and my ears were ringing like a siren was going off, having trouble finding out why. One time I ate roughly 100 pieces of sushi at an all you can eat place and my vision was weird for about 10 minutes, driving home was weird as I saw the painted lines on the road kind of merging into solid lines. I just take this as a lesson to not eat excessively or too fast.

[Anonymous No.15529393]

>>15527751
>he ate?
pop et

[Anonymous No.15529422]

It's probably how far and in what manner you open your mouth to eat a hamburger. You probably have a mild case of TMJ. Any dental issues with your molars? A sure sign, and no I'm not kidding in the least.

[Anonymous No.15529659]

My throat feels tight when I eat eggs and bacon

[Anonymous No.15529663]

is your local mcdonald's at the top of a mountain?

[Anonymous No.15530875]

>>15527751
maybe the sodium is exacerbating undiagnosed high blood pressure

[Anonymous No.15532642]

>>15529393
lmfao

[Anonymous No.15532828]

>>15529372
I think you are just spiking your blood sugar or something, I ain’t a doctor though just had diabetic grandparents

[Anonymous No.15532843]

>>15527751
MSG

[Anonymous No.15532848]

>>15527751
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15532867]

>>15527803
>ears
>connected to the throat

[Anonymous No.15532882]

>>15532867
Ever heard of sinuses dillweed? There's a whole subfield of medicine for ear nose throat.

[Anonymous No.15532955]

>Ever heard of sinuses dillweed? There's a whole subfield of medicine for ear nose throat.