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We do things different here in IL, chief

>> No.15520147

>>15520143
fucking weirdo

>> No.15520149

>>15520143
this is the result when you try to divide by zero

>> No.15520152

>>15520143
based and caseyspilled

>> No.15520159

Hello quad cities fag

>> No.15520168

>>15520143
We have taco pizza here too, but it doesn't look like something a fucking child makes in his school's cafeteria at lunch.

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>>15520143
As a Canadian whenever an American talks about their states it’s like hearing about some kind of mysterious alternative reality world

I don’t know what Illinois is. The thought of it scares me. I imagine some kind of invader zim dystopia where people live incredibly small lives. Like surreally small lives.

It terrifies me

>> No.15520188

>>15520176
Illinois is just fat Canada. It has about a third of your population but is otherwise the exact same.

>> No.15520192

>>15520176
bitch, most of canada is the same as the shittiest parts of the US. 80% of it is just maine.

>> No.15520195

>>15520176
Chicago is the most important city in America.

>> No.15520197

godfathers taco pizza was a favorite of mine as a youngun

>>15520195
they sure like to think so

>> No.15520219

>>15520176
in what part of Canada do you live?

>> No.15520224

>>15520188
anything north of I-10 is canada

>> No.15520232

>>15520176
>As a Canadian whenever an American talks about their states it’s like hearing about some kind of mysterious alternative reality world
The key to remember is that we're really fifty tiny nations in a coat, and to a man each one thinks it's the most important.
t. guy who's lived in several of them

>>15520176
>I imagine some kind of invader zim dystopia where people live incredibly small lives. Like surreally small lives.
Can't speak for Illinois, but that describes Indiana pretty well. Also Florida, if you changed the setting to a pseudo-tropical swamp.

>> No.15520238

>>15520219
they probably live in toronto and think they are refined and cosmopolitan even though toronto is a shithole.

>> No.15520283

>>15520224
based

>> No.15520295

>>15520197
a lot of people come to Chicago because they're sold this idea that it is to coasties what Paris was to maladjusted-NewYorkers in the 1920's, like some playground for vanguard subversives with no stake in anything. And then as soon as they grow up and start seeing themselves as participants in the world rather than quirky nonbinary clouds of observational-consciousness, they realize it's a horrible place to be a person of substance, they pack up whatever gelt they could plunder in their time here, and fuck off to, I don't know. Suburban Houston or wherever.

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>>15520188
Haha no
I’m pretty sure your country doesn’t exist

Think about it

>>15520192
It’d be a nightmare for you to believe otherwise

To see what THEY did to your country and still do nothing.
Inconceivable, yes?

>>15520232
My condolences
Run
While you are still conscious of it and not distracted

>> No.15520324

>>15520312
2D BRAPS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

>> No.15520334

>>15520176
Quality leaf bait.

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>>15520176
sexy asian girls

>> No.15520381

>>15520176
> people live incredibly small lives. Like surreally small lives.
Is there something wrong with that?
Must be the type of person to get wowed by an instagram influencer.

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>>15520381
>Instagram influencer

Oh god how small is your life?
I don’t want to imagine.

Begone American. Life is natural selection and if you don’t free yourself from Israel... Canada will be obligated to eat your country.

>> No.15520432

>>15520143
ah yes the product of multicultralism

>> No.15520438

>>15520403
Americas got jews, canada has cuban pm and chinks

>> No.15520442

>>15520403
I can help you imagine. First, open your internet browser history. Let me know when you’re ready for the next step.

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>>15520438
They say Elon (100% of all American resources) wants to move here.

And that will legalize recreational LSD soon

And that were overhauling our economy near entirely to tech and research.

Have you seen Hanfu?
China is back
In the way we love haha oh god you got Jews what is that hell?

>>15520442
Somewhere deep inside you are nothing but the desire for what isn’t American right now I imagine. You talk to me out of an atom of hope.

You believe in us.

>> No.15520529

>>15520403
kyschang

>> No.15520541

>>15520143
Used to visit aunt outside of Chicago and they would buy these. Loved it as a kid, had one a few years ago and just was not as good. Not sure brand.

>> No.15520545

>>15520143
Sverige I KNEEL

>> No.15520605

>>15520143
Imagine being looked down on by people from missouri, holy shit just end it.