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15520019 No.15520019 [Reply] [Original]

where the webms at?

>> No.15520024

give me food

>> No.15520033

I love braised meat so much. Looks so fucking tender. The knife syche was a hoot

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Do Americans really

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>> No.15520720

In college my gf and I used to go to the Chinese buffet super high and get to go boxes (paid by weight) and she filled one to the brim like this with shrimp chips (the big light thin ones, not the cheeto-esque ones) and she felt like she had completely beat the system since they weigh so little. I mean she kinda did for a stoned person at a buffet, but a bag of them is still probably cheaper.

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>> No.15520910

sick fakeout

>> No.15520917

man I went on a date with a girl to some divey chinese place and i swear i got this portion size for like five dollars and that's five dollars canadian which is basically unheard of here. and the nice older lady just asked me if i wanted to try other things and added them in for free. hell yeah dude

>> No.15520922

biiiiiiig mama sloppa

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is that dog food?

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>> No.15521028

are you the so good plate for big boy yum guy?

>> No.15521054

Eh, not a bad way to do it.

>> No.15521074

that's certainly a cheap and hassle free way of doing it but jesus christ

my same thought, but it looked more like cat food. A can of whiskas I think?

>> No.15521088

Ready to settle down

>> No.15521197

i have absolutely no idea what that is, so no. did i miss a huge meme here

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>> No.15521242

>making a lucy that's impossibly huge and loses 90% of its chease when opened

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>> No.15521298

thats fucked up man

>> No.15521303

>that's certainly a cheap and hassle free way of doing it but jesus christ
Electric stunning via water bath is common in commercial turkey processing.

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>> No.15521319

dat meet soff

>> No.15521335

Don't they make the cartons like that so you can open it either way? >>15521258

>> No.15521344

Why didn't hitler just make one of these

>> No.15521345

lol that face she makes when she almost slices herself.

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they lied to you

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>> No.15521443

Nice gif anon. To be honest, i miss watching Jersey Shore about a decade ago. That shit was comfy.

>> No.15521448

Is that an adult just chugging milk?

>> No.15521451

This is essentially a good plate o' sloppa, but I can't agree with just plain old bread. It needs to be toasted or buttered or something.

>> No.15521453

>where we're grilling, we won't need eyes to see

>> No.15521454

Thats a cool machine.

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>> No.15521467

You know garbage quality meat, fucking rice, and the shittiest oil on the planet is not expensive, right? A "few dollars" is probably at least twice what that cost in terms of ingredients. You aren't getting a bargain, you are paying what it's worth. And it's extremely cringy you think otherwise.

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>> No.15521482

that is literally the exact brand of cat food my gf buys her cats I would know that can from a mile away because the rotten fish smell is so pungent it makes me nauseous

>> No.15521488

Not what I expected.

>> No.15521491

honestly not a bad plate of midwest sloppa, it has its place. they definitely got the wrong bread for serving raw although this is definitely something you'd serve with raw bread and butter. its a midwest /southern thing

>> No.15521495

what a horrifying end. maybe we are the aliens

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>> No.15521498

cant help but feel like that crab knew it was an heroing

>> No.15521502

fucking lol

>> No.15521509

Thought the same.

>> No.15521514

I hope it's at least cocaine

>> No.15521532

thankyou for sharing this recipe this will be a staple in my breakfasts now. What a great way to get half a dozen eggs in you if you're into /fit/ as well

>> No.15521552

mercury (if it's real mercury that is) is really interesting, it has a good chance of passing through the body without getting absorbed by it at all.
If it somehow reacts with anything and is producing gases you're beyond fucked

>> No.15521554

rewatched the whole series with my gf and one of her girlfriends and now that im in my early 20s and realizing most of those people were my age or even a few years older and acting the way they did made it fucking incredible.

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>> No.15521560

bad turkeys get the electric leash

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Wow, check out this five pounds of cheese that I now need to scrape off of my cutting board if I want to eat it!

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I knew it was either dog food or cat food, either way I hope she doesn't procreate

>> No.15521691

Well at least she is eating a cucumber with it.

>> No.15521709

what a retarded utensil

>> No.15521715

The funny part about this is that I bet it would be really good for Gryo meat

>> No.15521725

funny chicken go stiff like statue :)

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Imagine cooking a Pizza like this

>> No.15521781

I turned 35 recently and unironically feel like shit. I wish i were in my early 20s again.

>> No.15521793

Looks like a weeping cyst.

>> No.15521814

That's from upstate New York.

>> No.15521816

Sucks too because Sprite Scones are pretty good.

>> No.15521883

pretty sure its philly

>> No.15521904

Or maybe it thought that "body of water" was his safety which is more fucked up.

>> No.15521906

I will never go to Manila.

>> No.15522022

>he thinks he has a choice

>> No.15522115

do am*ricans really?

>> No.15522119

Rochester, NY

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>> No.15522127

close enough

>> No.15522139

how can anybody stand this asshole

>> No.15522143

nah it's not moron

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very cheeky

>> No.15522149

They're hundreds of miles away

>> No.15522151

if you were in one you couldnt tell the diffrence unless you saw a sign with the city name or something
its basicaly the same place

>> No.15522153

>food and cooking blue board
>rife with videos of suffering just for kecks
yeah i get it, but videos of the actual slaughter and cooking of live animals isn't for entertainment

>> No.15522154

k retard

>> No.15522155

You're fucking retarded

>> No.15522157

it's better with sound

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Imagine being a 9 year old SEA kid and waking up in the middle of the night and this guy making this face while he fingers your virgin asshole

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>> No.15522171

Not when slicked nice and thicc

>> No.15522175

Are those finch eggs or something?

>> No.15522179

nice argument

>> No.15522189

I'm 36 and wish I had the knowledge and guts to transition at that age.
I know I'd be so much happier as a mid 30's housewife instead of working my dead end job.

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this was quite enjoyable

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>> No.15522194

and the food is literally trash

>> No.15522199

Imagine if he did it troll style like the ice cream man webm

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at least you get a show

>> No.15522216

I think it would be moast funny if the customers did it troll style. Made him do his little monkey routine and then walk away without paying or taking the food.

Thanks kebap monkey

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arigato........................ gyro...............

>> No.15522266

>Doing crap food "faster"
Wow such a show, so entraining, truly a talent gifted from god himself

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When you are at a fair with your crew, its a great little show to break up everything else you are seeing. Are you telling me you wouldnt like to see that?

>> No.15522282

>Are you telling me you wouldnt like to see that?


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Well you don't sound like a very fun person. Good day.

>> No.15522303

Yeah i don't care about it, just give me the food without the gimmicks I'm not a first worlder on vacations that needs to be entertained as a 5y/o every second of it's existence
This is a better response tho

>> No.15522307

This is why your crew stopped inviting you to the fair anon, you just have to be the guy who points out obvious downer shit that people already know
>This costs 19.99? That's basically 20 dollars. This isn't some special bargain.
>We know man, we already know. You don't need to point it out every time

>> No.15522308

no anon I'm funner'n horsecocks, I just don't much care for silly little peanuckle tricks. i also can't stand teppanyaki shows because it's 99% cringe. even kids can't stand it.

>> No.15522310

stella luna likes nanner

>> No.15522313

did it die?

Where's the emergency exit for this plane of existence?

>> No.15522316

Does this do anything undesirable to the meat because otherwise this seems like a pretty humane way of doing it.

>> No.15522320

Is this better or worse than the upside down road cone that duck poster uses?

>> No.15522324

Nah, you are wrong about my relationship with my friends, buy if it makes you feel good sure buddy

>> No.15522325

he didn't want to eat the jews anon.

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>> No.15522348

I'm sure anon, I'm sure. You sound so fun to be around.

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>> No.15522372

Thanks I am and I had being told so, i just don't like to pretend a guy who makes a living selling street food is something fun to watch, but firsties have a weird sense of humor when it comes to degrade others

>> No.15522379

Been told so* i shouldn't be phoneposting anymore lol

>> No.15522391

>t. cancelled on for fair night after getting there
At least you have cheap theatre to turn your nose up to.

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>> No.15522410

Lost it at the small into the large bowl then the medium bowl

>> No.15522417

disgusting seaniggers

>> No.15522573

>Giant sippy cup
Seems about right for Jack

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>> No.15522608

I love when they go to foreign places and find a white guy to show us how to cook the local cuisine. I recently checked out Milk Street (it's lame) and they go to Thailand and have some white guy that moved there for ladyboys teach them about traditional Thai curry. Like you couldn't find a single Thai chef that I suspect may know a little more about the local cooking or have something more interesting to say about it since they actually grew up with it?

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A wind god!

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>arguing with retards

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>standing in a room so full of sriracha merch he looks like a Marvel youtuber
>"It's not about the money"

>> No.15522673

Cute puper

>> No.15522684

More off-putting than gore. This looks Russian,,?

>> No.15522704

Fukin' saved.

>> No.15522714

underrated post

>> No.15522748

they mirin

>> No.15522759

why is this dog's leg so bony?

>> No.15522777

I was gonna say abscess, yeah. Like those videos of cow abscesses being lanced. Horrific.

>> No.15522790

This seems more humane than beheading somehow. Looked pretty instant for an animal that size.

>> No.15522795

But what is the tire for?

>> No.15522801

Fattening him up to make COVID-20 stew

>> No.15522813

Lol he buttered the toast

>> No.15522837

Imagine getting your arm stuck in a scalding hot gyroscope.

Or suspended in one to cook alive evenly for hours while it spins you right round baby right round

>> No.15522867

what a waste of

>> No.15522878

wouldnt this tense up the meat

>> No.15522912

>imagine needing this kind of validation
I really don't miss being a dumb teenager

>> No.15522917

all the fibers will tense up enormously and the parts making contact with electricity probably heated to the point of ruining the meat and clogging nearby fluids
so, yeah, it's actually pretty fucking retarded

>> No.15522924

how long do you think it would take that machine to get through around like... six million crabs?

>> No.15522926

Fuck im gonna puke

>> No.15522952

I can't help but think about the absolute cyanide tier farts this would generate upon ingestion

>> No.15523004

>that pitiful kebab pile
>only chicken
he's showing off purely because he knows the food is utter shit

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>> No.15523120

They told me a perfect woman wouldn't exist.

>> No.15523127

>this requires no preparation except for boiling some eggs
>and chopping some onions
>and measuring everything

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I make curried eggs all the time when I need dinner to be done quickly. Ten minutes to boil the eggs and rice, which you can spend also doing the rest of the curry.
I did a rum/raising version last year that was pretty good. Very easy and delicious dish.

>> No.15523169

>being this much of a cooklet
>on the food and cooking board
slow day in the mcchicken thread?

>> No.15523175

I don't care.

So you're saying prep work isn't prep work but I'm the cooklet?

>> No.15523185

what's in the first bottle

>> No.15523187

What the fuck is wrong with them

>> No.15523253

Nick Tahous has shit plates, dogtown is far superior. The only reason to go to Nick Tahous is it's just about the only place in town where you can see your congressman, your preacher, and a stabbing all in one night

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>> No.15523300

very nice red color

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>have not changed price in 39 yrs
was charging $5 in 1981
That was the price of a car

>> No.15523361

Why is it bleeding cheese?

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>> No.15523373

Can confirm. Dogtown is superior.

>> No.15523379

Why are Asians like this?

>> No.15523402

You asking or you telling, cooklet? Think on

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its only flips
rest of SEA have god tier food

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>> No.15523417

That's a bat.

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>> No.15523432

As someone who owns hard copies of every SBR tank, I haven't read JoJolion since the chapter with the face-confusion stand. I figure I'll start reading again in a decade.

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>> No.15523439

Is English your third language?

>> No.15523446

>I figure I'll start reading again in a decade.
will probably end in around two or three years
no need to wait that long

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>> No.15523523

Are you a cooklet?

>> No.15523541

No. It's a very simple concept: Prep work is prep work. Do you know what you're reading?

>> No.15523551

Anyone know what or where this is? I need this.

>> No.15523566

It's barbecue, commonly shortened to bbq.

>> No.15523570

I read someone bitching about having to measure out a few spices

>> No.15523582

Some other thread, I guess? Stating a fact isn't editorializing on it. Come back in 12 years when you're old enough to post here.

>> No.15523594

this kills the crab

>> No.15523596

Gee thanks retard

>> No.15523599

You asked what it was.

>> No.15523601

fucking gross

>> No.15523608

im pretty sure the electricity disperses and the fibers relax. I could just be retarded though

>> No.15523629

Your five dollar words will never hide the fact that you are a cooklet. Think on.

>> No.15523637

So you don't think measuring ingredients is prep work?

>> No.15523690

>So you don't think
Stopped reading right there.

>> No.15523701

it is if you're a cooklet without a single idea of how to eyeball spices and season to taste,
fucking cooklets

>> No.15523723

not only does it make it more relatable to the viewer base(primarily west), it also helps the show, especially each episode, stay more coherent and tidy just like how many tv shows and news programs have dedicated announcers.
also you need to go back where you came from.

>> No.15523727

There's actually no difference when it comes to meat from animals killed by electric paralysis. As long as the electrodes are placed across the heart, the bird is knocked out dies in under the time it takes to desanguinate it. The problem being that it takes more time, effort, and resources to do this than simply snapping the dumb bird's neck.

If you want to make a human comparison (though I really wouldn't rather, Morgan's Canon and all), the guillotine is far more humane than the electric chair.

>> No.15523733

>also you need to go back where you came from.
/pol/ is overrun with 2020 election tourists, though...

>> No.15523762

laughing so hard rn

>> No.15523788

Electric frying pans are so handy. If I didn't have gas I'd probably exclusively use an electric frying pan for my meals.

>> No.15523809

Kek, the fucking orange juice.

>> No.15523824

i think fireball.

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>> No.15523970

Pretty sure he drinks the bottle Captain Morgan and then chases it with Sparkling Ice

>> No.15524024

>pus burger

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It's box of gallium. Real mercury gives off vapors and an amount that big would make him pass out and have serious breathing complications. Gallium while not good for you is harmless internally since you body can't absorb it.

>> No.15524127


That gave me nightmares as a kid.

>> No.15524260

what the fuck I am looking at

>> No.15524266

do Americans really eat this much for a snack?

>> No.15524282

How does the egg not stick?

>> No.15524333

a guy processing scallops

>> No.15524422

That's mercury. The man drinking it is the manager of the mercury factory.

>> No.15524435

>misses the hole
this bugs me

>> No.15524503

>2 chairs
Yeah right dude

>> No.15524578

that's complete bullshit
>impossible to differentiate
I can tell just from the video the way the meat is tearing apart that it's bonded

>> No.15524628

being a retard is never funny

>> No.15524658

ledenfrost effect
someone post the guy slapping a stream of lava

>> No.15524697

Leidenfrost. Such a great name is worth remembering.

>> No.15524751

Yeah back when I played SPORTZ I'd get one of these bad boys for like $4.50. God bless the chinese

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>> No.15524856

this. There's a video debunking the whole deal. It's very easy to notice before and after cooking, and it's mostly used in McNuggets n such

>> No.15525201

Oh look, Portuguese food

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>> No.15525216

>that webm again
Oh God no....

>> No.15525246

Wrong, fattening him up to make COVID-21 even deadlier.

>> No.15525252

I was wondering why their restaurant had a big troph of flowing water through it then i realized i am retarded

>> No.15525256

this actually makes me want to vomit

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>> No.15525263

Russians just cant help themselves.

>> No.15525286

IIRC that scene is from early 1980s when milk in Tetrapak was first introduced.
The cartons were sometimes extremely hard to open with just your fingers. People were complaining and a guy from the dairy factory should have shown them on national TV how to do it properly (he should have tried it once before though).

>> No.15525303

>The cones standing on the egg carton

>> No.15525308

why did i think scallops were like barnacles or something. im not sure what i thought they were, but i didnt think they looked like that

>> No.15525330

Only good recipe with lemon soda is roti kukus.

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>> No.15525375

>the virgin sprite pie
>the CHAD 7up cake

>> No.15525383

Typical mexican cuisine. Just like my Abuelita made them, God rests her soul.

>> No.15525437

>His proud face during the video

>> No.15525574

Don't ever confuse us in NY with those scum in PA.

>> No.15525625

it's psych.
as in psych out.

>> No.15525670

Look at these dumb fucks trying so hard with their put-on masculinity.

>> No.15525692

I no longer have my BBQ shoes on

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The replies to this on their youtube were gold. They just outright started calling everyone who wasn't down with it zoomers and kids and everyone got even angrier. Great shit.

>> No.15525748

The hamburger slabs have cheese in the middle.

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>> No.15525755

There's a point where meat is TOO tender and soft that it just becomes meat mush and is gross.

>> No.15525757

This is the way they do it in modern slaugtherhouses, except using an industrial line with the poultry hanging upside down, they apply an eletric shock directly to the heads to knock the birds down or kill them, depending on the factory. and right after they get shocked there is chopper to cut the head off, much like a steam pumped horizontal guilhotine. After this the chicken bleeds out as the body moves towards the end of the line, where they are dropped into a massive tub of boiling water, removing off the feathers from the meat.
From there it goes down a line of workers that pluck any remaining feathers and gut them to remove the internal organs and either cut the meat into individual pieces or go straight to freezing where they get injected with 10% water and placed under deep refrigeration.

The point of the shock is to make it more humane, in a way.

I prefer my technique of feeding the bird with a dose or two of hard liquor and slicing it's head clean off with a single full swing of a very well sharpened machete. Works every time and the bird does not even move!

>> No.15525769

Until he starts puking everywhere and blacks out within the hour. Nobody is going home with the fag that gets cocks drawn on him

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>> No.15525915

>Until he starts puking everywhere and blacks out within the hour.
From a small bottle of Captain Morgan?

>> No.15525947

good webm title

>> No.15525969

As if that's the only thing he drank that night. Wouldn't doubt if he tried that party trick again when word got around the party and everybody wanted to see him do it.

>> No.15525970

that is like 13oz of alcohol in 10 seconds. that it quite a bit

>> No.15525979

I did this with beer bottles all the time back in the day. Never tried with hard liquor

>> No.15526016

Based as fuck

>> No.15526022

Equivalent of 8.5 shots. You basically have to be a serious alcoholic for that not to floor you when drunk that fast.

>> No.15526044

>my gf

>> No.15526052

You gotta hit up the Chinese buffet like the FOB Asians do. They bring in huge purses, Tupperware, and Ziploc bags and treat it as their god given right to take home as much food as humanly possible after they've already eaten.

>> No.15526069

I tried this once at a party thinking it would look cool, but it was weird as shit, my friends got concerned and called my mom to pick me up. I don't have contact with those friends anymore.

>> No.15526083

Why are Germans like this?

>> No.15526100

Guilty. That is how you take off the hangover in the morning to feel normal, then you can drink the rest of the day at a more casual pace.

>> No.15526136

The guy at Milk Street was pretty egregious about it but in the newer seasons they atleast have staff go instead of him. You don't really see the interviews of white people living over seas any more, just footage from around the city.

I suspect in early seasons he was a white guy who was just hitting up chef friends that had moved over seas. He probably pitched the show based on getting some content from visiting a few friends in different countries.

Him being an old white wasn't aware of being racists growing up and just made friends with other white people.

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>> No.15526176

are you retarded?

>> No.15526184

I've seen this multiple times and want to try it

>> No.15526288

To Valhalla!

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>> No.15526992

omg this is CURSED!!

>> No.15527013

Hola, Reddito.

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>> No.15527153

yawn whatever bitch

>> No.15527181

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

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Saiki Reika

>> No.15527201

what does he do with the straw?>>15523185
captain morgan

>> No.15527203

Yeah no shit, dumbass, but good eats is good eats. Just keep cooking at home if you're going to be a fucking faggot about it.

>> No.15527205

wait are they serious? i thought that was a sketch

>> No.15527218

the point of the fair is to be entertained

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>> No.15527235

The fucking bounce

>> No.15527241

imagine putting your balls in that haha

>> No.15527267

>Threatened virgin zoomer detected.

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A shovel?

>> No.15527297

its salt

>> No.15527299

>when you don't have a death animation so it defaults to the static model

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>> No.15527307

i somehow expected that to come out as something good, what a retard

>> No.15527314

cucumbers are basically just water

>> No.15527322

hes just drinking?

>> No.15527326

To their credit they didn't shut down the comment sections. Unlike some other youtubers who had a stroke and cook abominations

>> No.15527332

youre right, thers no point in arguing with you

>> No.15527334

fuck I couldnt work next to a guy throwing around a machete, miss me with that

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>> No.15527358

Straw goes to the side of his mouth and lets air in so it flows out smoother and quicker.

>> No.15527370


>English show

>Guy who speaks English

Gee, I wonder why, you fucking faggot.

>> No.15527376

no he didnt

>> No.15527387

>pan galactic gargle blaster

>> No.15527683

Damn Olivia... Take a fucking breath...

>> No.15527695

Stage fatality?

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>> No.15527920

But it's all you and I have.

>> No.15527980

What am I supposed to be looking at here?

>> No.15528122

You got btfo by simple logic and now you're pretending to be retarded. If you have to prepare things beforehand (in this case eggs), there's prep work. Since you can't put 2 and 2 together I guess you're a nigger.

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>> No.15528366

Husband of the year right here

>> No.15528521

>pointless disgusting
>but thong
You're either a faggot or a simp, choose one.

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>> No.15528714

Really freaky to think that in the West stuff like this was just as normal.
Like you can't do anything to stop the rats, so you just have to work around them.

>> No.15529016

>miss me with that
He better or you're dead

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Cute! Animals and people CAN co-exist.

>> No.15529076

Men v women in one gif

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