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give me food
I love braised meat so much. Looks so fucking tender. The knife syche was a hoot
>>15520056Do Americans really
>>15520104In college my gf and I used to go to the Chinese buffet super high and get to go boxes (paid by weight) and she filled one to the brim like this with shrimp chips (the big light thin ones, not the cheeto-esque ones) and she felt like she had completely beat the system since they weigh so little. I mean she kinda did for a stoned person at a buffet, but a bag of them is still probably cheaper.
>>15520104man I went on a date with a girl to some divey chinese place and i swear i got this portion size for like five dollars and that's five dollars canadian which is basically unheard of here. and the nice older lady just asked me if i wanted to try other things and added them in for free. hell yeah dude
>>15520891biiiiiiig mama sloppa
>>15520891is that dog food?
>>15520917are you the so good plate for big boy yum guy?
>>15520766Eh, not a bad way to do it.
>>15520766that's certainly a cheap and hassle free way of doing it but jesus christ>>15520891>>15520965my same thought, but it looked more like cat food. A can of whiskas I think?
>>15520056Ready to settle down
>>15521028i have absolutely no idea what that is, so no. did i miss a huge meme here
>>15520056>making a lucy that's impossibly huge and loses 90% of its chease when opened
>>15521229thats fucked up man
>>15521074>that's certainly a cheap and hassle free way of doing it but jesus christElectric stunning via water bath is common in commercial turkey processing.
>>15520019dat meet soff
>>15521309Don't they make the cartons like that so you can open it either way? >>15521258
>>15521229Why didn't hitler just make one of these
>>15520891lol that face she makes when she almost slices herself.
>>15521344they lied to you
>>15520965Nice gif anon. To be honest, i miss watching Jersey Shore about a decade ago. That shit was comfy.
>>15521016Is that an adult just chugging milk?
>>15521387This is essentially a good plate o' sloppa, but I can't agree with just plain old bread. It needs to be toasted or buttered or something.
>>15521243>where we're grilling, we won't need eyes to see
>>15521263Thats a cool machine.
>>15520917You know garbage quality meat, fucking rice, and the shittiest oil on the planet is not expensive, right? A "few dollars" is probably at least twice what that cost in terms of ingredients. You aren't getting a bargain, you are paying what it's worth. And it's extremely cringy you think otherwise.
>>15520965>>15520891that is literally the exact brand of cat food my gf buys her cats I would know that can from a mile away because the rotten fish smell is so pungent it makes me nauseous
>>15521265Not what I expected.
>>15521387honestly not a bad plate of midwest sloppa, it has its place. they definitely got the wrong bread for serving raw although this is definitely something you'd serve with raw bread and butter. its a midwest /southern thing
>>15521229what a horrifying end. maybe we are the aliens
>>15521234cant help but feel like that crab knew it was an heroing
>>15521498Thought the same.
>>15521250I hope it's at least cocaine
>>15521287thankyou for sharing this recipe this will be a staple in my breakfasts now. What a great way to get half a dozen eggs in you if you're into /fit/ as well
>>15521496mercury (if it's real mercury that is) is really interesting, it has a good chance of passing through the body without getting absorbed by it at all.If it somehow reacts with anything and is producing gases you're beyond fucked
>>15521443rewatched the whole series with my gf and one of her girlfriends and now that im in my early 20s and realizing most of those people were my age or even a few years older and acting the way they did made it fucking incredible.
>>15520766bad turkeys get the electric leash
>>15520056Wow, check out this five pounds of cheese that I now need to scrape off of my cutting board if I want to eat it!
>>15521482I knew it was either dog food or cat food, either way I hope she doesn't procreate
>>15520891Well at least she is eating a cucumber with it.
>>15521265what a retarded utensil
>>15521243The funny part about this is that I bet it would be really good for Gryo meat
>>15520766funny chicken go stiff like statue :)
>>15521243Imagine cooking a Pizza like this
>>15521554I turned 35 recently and unironically feel like shit. I wish i were in my early 20s again.
>>15520056Looks like a weeping cyst.
>>15521491>midwestThat's from upstate New York.
>>15521662Sucks too because Sprite Scones are pretty good.
>>15521814pretty sure its philly
>>15521498>>15521509Or maybe it thought that "body of water" was his safety which is more fucked up.
>>15521252I will never go to Manila.
>>15521906>he thinks he has a choice
>>15521662do am*ricans really?
>>15521016how can anybody stand this asshole
>>15522127nah it's not moron
>>15522127They're hundreds of miles away
>>15522149>>15522143if you were in one you couldnt tell the diffrence unless you saw a sign with the city name or somethingits basicaly the same place
>food and cooking blue board>rife with videos of suffering just for kecksyeah i get it, but videos of the actual slaughter and cooking of live animals isn't for entertainment
>>15522151You're fucking retarded
>>15520766it's better with sound
>>15522147Imagine being a 9 year old SEA kid and waking up in the middle of the night and this guy making this face while he fingers your virgin asshole
>>15521451Not when slicked nice and thicc
>>15521292Are those finch eggs or something?
>>15521781I'm 36 and wish I had the knowledge and guts to transition at that age.I know I'd be so much happier as a mid 30's housewife instead of working my dead end job.
>>15521292this was quite enjoyable
>>15522192and the food is literally trash
>>15522194Imagine if he did it troll style like the ice cream man webm
>>15522194at least you get a show
>>15522199I think it would be moast funny if the customers did it troll style. Made him do his little monkey routine and then walk away without paying or taking the food.Thanks kebap monkey
>>15522200>Doing crap food "faster"Wow such a show, so entraining, truly a talent gifted from god himself
>>15522266When you are at a fair with your crew, its a great little show to break up everything else you are seeing. Are you telling me you wouldnt like to see that?
>>15522278>Are you telling me you wouldnt like to see that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yShFKvRVOFE
>>15522282Well you don't sound like a very fun person. Good day.
>>15522278Yeah i don't care about it, just give me the food without the gimmicks I'm not a first worlder on vacations that needs to be entertained as a 5y/o every second of it's existence >>15522282This is a better response tho
>>15522303This is why your crew stopped inviting you to the fair anon, you just have to be the guy who points out obvious downer shit that people already know>This costs 19.99? That's basically 20 dollars. This isn't some special bargain.>We know man, we already know. You don't need to point it out every time
>>15522296no anon I'm funner'n horsecocks, I just don't much care for silly little peanuckle tricks. i also can't stand teppanyaki shows because it's 99% cringe. even kids can't stand it.
>>15520773stella luna likes nanner
>>15520766did it die?>>15520891>>15520056>>15520104>>15521252Where's the emergency exit for this plane of existence?
>>15520766Does this do anything undesirable to the meat because otherwise this seems like a pretty humane way of doing it.
>>15520766Is this better or worse than the upside down road cone that duck poster uses?
>>15522307Nah, you are wrong about my relationship with my friends, buy if it makes you feel good sure buddy
>>15521344he didn't want to eat the jews anon.
>>15522324I'm sure anon, I'm sure. You sound so fun to be around.
>>15522348Thanks I am and I had being told so, i just don't like to pretend a guy who makes a living selling street food is something fun to watch, but firsties have a weird sense of humor when it comes to degrade others
Been told so* i shouldn't be phoneposting anymore lol
>>15522372>t. cancelled on for fair night after getting thereAt least you have cheap theatre to turn your nose up to.
>>15521309Lost it at the small into the large bowl then the medium bowl
>>15521016>Giant sippy cupSeems about right for Jack
>>15521287I love when they go to foreign places and find a white guy to show us how to cook the local cuisine. I recently checked out Milk Street (it's lame) and they go to Thailand and have some white guy that moved there for ladyboys teach them about traditional Thai curry. Like you couldn't find a single Thai chef that I suspect may know a little more about the local cooking or have something more interesting to say about it since they actually grew up with it?
>>15522200A wind god!
>>15522179>arguing with retards
>>15522296>standing in a room so full of sriracha merch he looks like a Marvel youtuber>"It's not about the money"
>>15520891More off-putting than gore. This looks Russian,,?
>>15520773why is this dog's leg so bony?
>>15520056>>15521793I was gonna say abscess, yeah. Like those videos of cow abscesses being lanced. Horrific.
>>15520766This seems more humane than beheading somehow. Looked pretty instant for an animal that size.
>>15520766But what is the tire for?
>>15520773Fattening him up to make COVID-20 stew
>>15521292Lol he buttered the toast
>>15521243Imagine getting your arm stuck in a scalding hot gyroscope. Or suspended in one to cook alive evenly for hours while it spins you right round baby right round
>>15520056what a waste of
>>15520766wouldnt this tense up the meat
>>15520102>imagine needing this kind of validationI really don't miss being a dumb teenager
>>15522316all the fibers will tense up enormously and the parts making contact with electricity probably heated to the point of ruining the meat and clogging nearby fluidsso, yeah, it's actually pretty fucking retarded
>>15521229how long do you think it would take that machine to get through around like... six million crabs?
>>15520056Fuck im gonna puke
>>15521287I can't help but think about the absolute cyanide tier farts this would generate upon ingestion
>>15522192>that pitiful kebab pile>only chickenhe's showing off purely because he knows the food is utter shit
>>15523007They told me a perfect woman wouldn't exist.
>>15521287>this requires no preparation except for boiling some eggs>and chopping some onions>and measuring everything
>>15523127I make curried eggs all the time when I need dinner to be done quickly. Ten minutes to boil the eggs and rice, which you can spend also doing the rest of the curry. I did a rum/raising version last year that was pretty good. Very easy and delicious dish.
>>15523127>being this much of a cooklet>on the food and cooking boardslow day in the mcchicken thread?
>>15523162I don't care.>>15523169So you're saying prep work isn't prep work but I'm the cooklet?
>>15520102what's in the first bottle
>>15520056What the fuck is wrong with them
>>15521387Nick Tahous has shit plates, dogtown is far superior. The only reason to go to Nick Tahous is it's just about the only place in town where you can see your congressman, your preacher, and a stabbing all in one night
>>15521263very nice red color
>>15522296>have not changed price in 39 yrswas charging $5 in 1981 That was the price of a car
>>15520056Why is it bleeding cheese?
>>15523253Can confirm. Dogtown is superior.
>>15521252Why are Asians like this?
>>15523175You asking or you telling, cooklet? Think on
>>15523379its only flipsrest of SEA have god tier food
>>15522673>>15522759That's a bat.
>>15523368As someone who owns hard copies of every SBR tank, I haven't read JoJolion since the chapter with the face-confusion stand. I figure I'll start reading again in a decade.
>>15523402Is English your third language?
>>15523432>I figure I'll start reading again in a decade.will probably end in around two or three yearsno need to wait that long
>>15523439Are you a cooklet?
>>15523523No. It's a very simple concept: Prep work is prep work. Do you know what you're reading?
>>15520019Anyone know what or where this is? I need this.
>>15523551It's barbecue, commonly shortened to bbq.
>>15523541I read someone bitching about having to measure out a few spices
>>15523570Some other thread, I guess? Stating a fact isn't editorializing on it. Come back in 12 years when you're old enough to post here.
>>15521229this kills the crab
>>15523566Gee thanks retard
>>15523596You asked what it was.
>>15522878im pretty sure the electricity disperses and the fibers relax. I could just be retarded though
>>15523582Your five dollar words will never hide the fact that you are a cooklet. Think on.
>>15523629So you don't think measuring ingredients is prep work?
>>15523637>So you don't thinkStopped reading right there.
>>15523637it is if you're a cooklet without a single idea of how to eyeball spices and season to taste, fucking cooklets
>>15522608not only does it make it more relatable to the viewer base(primarily west), it also helps the show, especially each episode, stay more coherent and tidy just like how many tv shows and news programs have dedicated announcers.also you need to go back where you came from.
>>15522316>>15522917>>15522878There's actually no difference when it comes to meat from animals killed by electric paralysis. As long as the electrodes are placed across the heart, the bird is knocked out dies in under the time it takes to desanguinate it. The problem being that it takes more time, effort, and resources to do this than simply snapping the dumb bird's neck.If you want to make a human comparison (though I really wouldn't rather, Morgan's Canon and all), the guillotine is far more humane than the electric chair.
>>15523723>also you need to go back where you came from./pol/ is overrun with 2020 election tourists, though...
>>15520766laughing so hard rn
>>15521265Electric frying pans are so handy. If I didn't have gas I'd probably exclusively use an electric frying pan for my meals.
>>15521292Kek, the fucking orange juice.
>>15523185i think fireball.
>>15523185Pretty sure he drinks the bottle Captain Morgan and then chases it with Sparkling Ice
>>15521496>>15521552It's box of gallium. Real mercury gives off vapors and an amount that big would make him pass out and have serious breathing complications. Gallium while not good for you is harmless internally since you body can't absorb it.
>>15523935That gave me nightmares as a kid.
>>15522613what the fuck I am looking at
>>15520056do Americans really eat this much for a snack?
>>15521296How does the egg not stick?
>>15524260a guy processing scallops
>>15524109That's mercury. The man drinking it is the manager of the mercury factory.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fRNvxQL5aI
>>15522613>00:14>misses the holethis bugs me
>>15521292>2 chairsYeah right dude
>>15521289that's complete bullshit>impossible to differentiateI can tell just from the video the way the meat is tearing apart that it's bonded
>>15521662being a retard is never funny
>>15524282ledenfrost effectsomeone post the guy slapping a stream of lava
>>15524658Leidenfrost. Such a great name is worth remembering.
>>15520917Yeah back when I played SPORTZ I'd get one of these bad boys for like $4.50. God bless the chinese
>>15524578this. There's a video debunking the whole deal. It's very easy to notice before and after cooking, and it's mostly used in McNuggets n such https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0
>>15521252Oh look, Portuguese food
>>15525211>that webm againOh God no....
>>15522801Wrong, fattening him up to make COVID-21 even deadlier.
>>15522613I was wondering why their restaurant had a big troph of flowing water through it then i realized i am retarded
>>15520891this actually makes me want to vomit
>>15523459WHY DO THEY USE SCISSORS TO OPEN A BAG OF CHIPS
>>15525256Russians just cant help themselves.
>>15521335IIRC that scene is from early 1980s when milk in Tetrapak was first introduced. The cartons were sometimes extremely hard to open with just your fingers. People were complaining and a guy from the dairy factory should have shown them on national TV how to do it properly (he should have tried it once before though).
>>15523415>The cones standing on the egg cartonS O U L
>>15522613why did i think scallops were like barnacles or something. im not sure what i thought they were, but i didnt think they looked like that
>>15521662Only good recipe with lemon soda is roti kukus.
>>15523425___ ____ __ ___ ___ ?
>>15521662>the virgin sprite pie>the CHAD 7up cake
>>15523438>>15523459Typical mexican cuisine. Just like my Abuelita made them, God rests her soul.
>>15525383https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vL5sZIfs8YM>His proud face during the video
>>15522127Don't ever confuse us in NY with those scum in PA.
>>15520033psych.it's psych.as in psych out.
>>15523349Look at these dumb fucks trying so hard with their put-on masculinity.
>>15523349I no longer have my BBQ shoes on
>>15523349The replies to this on their youtube were gold. They just outright started calling everyone who wasn't down with it zoomers and kids and everyone got even angrier. Great shit.
>>15523361The hamburger slabs have cheese in the middle.
>>15525211WELCOME TO SLAANESH BURGER HOME OF THE SLAANESH BURGER CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER
>>15520019There's a point where meat is TOO tender and soft that it just becomes meat mush and is gross.
>>15522316>>15522320This is the way they do it in modern slaugtherhouses, except using an industrial line with the poultry hanging upside down, they apply an eletric shock directly to the heads to knock the birds down or kill them, depending on the factory. and right after they get shocked there is chopper to cut the head off, much like a steam pumped horizontal guilhotine. After this the chicken bleeds out as the body moves towards the end of the line, where they are dropped into a massive tub of boiling water, removing off the feathers from the meat.From there it goes down a line of workers that pluck any remaining feathers and gut them to remove the internal organs and either cut the meat into individual pieces or go straight to freezing where they get injected with 10% water and placed under deep refrigeration.The point of the shock is to make it more humane, in a way.I prefer my technique of feeding the bird with a dose or two of hard liquor and slicing it's head clean off with a single full swing of a very well sharpened machete. Works every time and the bird does not even move!
>>15522748Until he starts puking everywhere and blacks out within the hour. Nobody is going home with the fag that gets cocks drawn on him
>>15525769>Until he starts puking everywhere and blacks out within the hour.From a small bottle of Captain Morgan?
>>15522613good webm title
>>15525915As if that's the only thing he drank that night. Wouldn't doubt if he tried that party trick again when word got around the party and everybody wanted to see him do it.
>>15525915that is like 13oz of alcohol in 10 seconds. that it quite a bit
>>15520102I did this with beer bottles all the time back in the day. Never tried with hard liquor
>>15520102Based as fuck
>>15525970Equivalent of 8.5 shots. You basically have to be a serious alcoholic for that not to floor you when drunk that fast.
>>15520720You gotta hit up the Chinese buffet like the FOB Asians do. They bring in huge purses, Tupperware, and Ziploc bags and treat it as their god given right to take home as much food as humanly possible after they've already eaten.
>>15521250I tried this once at a party thinking it would look cool, but it was weird as shit, my friends got concerned and called my mom to pick me up. I don't have contact with those friends anymore.
>>15521258Why are Germans like this?
>>15526022Guilty. That is how you take off the hangover in the morning to feel normal, then you can drink the rest of the day at a more casual pace.
>>15522608The guy at Milk Street was pretty egregious about it but in the newer seasons they atleast have staff go instead of him. You don't really see the interviews of white people living over seas any more, just footage from around the city.I suspect in early seasons he was a white guy who was just hitting up chef friends that had moved over seas. He probably pitched the show based on getting some content from visiting a few friends in different countries. Him being an old white wasn't aware of being racists growing up and just made friends with other white people.
>>15521491>Midwest>NYare you retarded?
>>15521287I've seen this multiple times and want to try it
>>15521309omg this is CURSED!!
>>15521467yawn whatever bitch
>>15520891What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
>>15520102what does he do with the straw?>>15523185captain morgan
>>15521467Yeah no shit, dumbass, but good eats is good eats. Just keep cooking at home if you're going to be a fucking faggot about it.
>>15523349wait are they serious? i thought that was a sketch
>>15522303the point of the fair is to be entertained
>>15520766The fucking bounce
>>15521263imagine putting your balls in that haha
>>15525670>Threatened virgin zoomer detected.
>>15520766>when you don't have a death animation so it defaults to the static model
>>15521662i somehow expected that to come out as something good, what a retard
>>15521691cucumbers are basically just water
>>15522139hes just drinking?
>>15526156To their credit they didn't shut down the comment sections. Unlike some other youtubers who had a stroke and cook abominations
>>15522622youre right, thers no point in arguing with you
>>15522192fuck I couldnt work next to a guy throwing around a machete, miss me with that
CAN EVERYONE JUST STAY FOCUSED!!https://youtu.be/vUcXqsc7NKI
>>15527201Straw goes to the side of his mouth and lets air in so it flows out smoother and quicker.
>>15522608>English show>Guy who speaks EnglishGee, I wonder why, you fucking faggot.
>>15523599no he didnt
>>15521250>pan galactic gargle blaster
>>15520891Damn Olivia... Take a fucking breath...
>>15524628But it's all you and I have.
>>15520104What am I supposed to be looking at here?
>>15523701You got btfo by simple logic and now you're pretending to be retarded. If you have to prepare things beforehand (in this case eggs), there's prep work. Since you can't put 2 and 2 together I guess you're a nigger.
>>15523007Husband of the year right here
>>15528147>pointless disgusting>but thongYou're either a faggot or a simp, choose one.
>>15527353Really freaky to think that in the West stuff like this was just as normal. Like you can't do anything to stop the rats, so you just have to work around them.
>>15527334>miss me with thatHe better or you're dead
>>15527353Cute! Animals and people CAN co-exist.
>>15520102Men v women in one gif