/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15517698]

Do Jews eat anything else on Passover other than the main seder meal? Because it doesn't look very filling and I'd be hungry.

[Anonymous No.15517705]

That's kind of the point. 40 years in the desert and all that.

[Anonymous No.15517716]

>>15517705
You'd think they'd have come up with some sort of wacky workaround by now. They figured out to avoid Sabbath restrictions with a freaking piece of string.

[Anonymous No.15517720]

Lots of rice potatoes and meat in various forms

[Anonymous No.15517721]

>>15517698
>desert
I've always wondered what camelmeat tastes like...

[Anonymous No.15517723]

>>15517698
Ones i've been to have real food too, all that stuff is ceremonial/traditional. Latkes, pot roast, matzo ball soup, that beet and horseradish spread, and other stuff i don't remember. Lots of bread, and you're supposed to drink like 6 glasses of wine during the meal.

[Anonymous No.15517729]

>>15517716
They pretty much did. Reducing 40 years down to one meal that isn't even that bad.

[Anonymous No.15517730]

I make my own matzo sometimes.

I made the gefilte fish from scratch one year, that was a fair bit of work (with reduced chicken stock gravy).

Typically we eat brisket:

https://toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/holiday-brisket/

I've made potato kugel before:

https://toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/passover-potato-kugel/

[Anonymous No.15517743]

>>15517723
By bread i mean matzo of course

[Anonymous No.15517749]

>>15517698
Much like how 99% of christians eat meat on Fridays, most jews give zero fucks about dietary restrictions. Literally every jew I've met ate pork.

[Anonymous No.15517759]

>>15517743
There's also potato bread and corn bread. Passover kosher breadcrumbs to make schnitzels. Jews make workarounds whenever possible

[Anonymous No.15517761]

[Anonymous No.15517767]

>>15517749
>Much like how 99% of christians eat meat on Fridays,
That's a church rule not a biblical one.

[Anonymous No.15517769]

>>15517716
They do, at least the degenerate fake jews who control the banks do.

[Anonymous No.15517781]

Most of what I know about Passover came from that episode of Rugrats

[Anonymous No.15517826]

>>15517767
There is but one true church of Christ.

[Anonymous No.15517917]

>>15517730
love me some brisket

[Anonymous No.15517933]

>another jewish food thread
fuck off

[Anonymous No.15517935]

>>15517917
I typically get 3, 2-3 lb briskets (that's the size the store usually has) so there will be leftovers because it tends to be popular.

[Anonymous No.15517963]

>>15517933
I feel like ordering a kosher meal for an airline meal despite not being Jew. Might be shit, could be great... it's a mystery!

[Anonymous No.15517978]

>>15517698
that's not the main seder meal, just ceremonial shit. The seder is typically the biggest meal of the year for us, we go all out.

[Anonymous No.15517981]

>>15517963
what?

[Anonymous No.15518023]

>>15517698

Jew here, it's basically thanksgiving for us.

We have turkey (sephardi recipe) filled with olives and stuff for days on end.

Also, charoset (a kind of sweet and sour jam) and kosher salami for days.

Also, since Matzot are a versatile tool, you can make thousands of recipes (literaklky) with them. I have a personal favourite.

Also, you are looking at the wrong image: that plate is only symbolic, we eat a full course in theme with every item present there!

>I can't talk about the Ashkenazi, but they love their soups

[Anonymous No.15518029]

>>15517963

It depends on the menu, if there is eggplant, meatballs or something similar is decent

[Anonymous No.15518039]

Also, let me spread the word of Amba.

It might not look like much, but this stuff goes great on almost everything.

[Anonymous No.15518048]

>>15517978
what else do you serve?

[Anonymous No.15518134]

>>15517705
>40 years
It was like three weeks, tops. You know how Jews like to exaggerate.

[Anonymous No.15518139]

>>15517826
Lutheranism.

[Anonymous No.15518148]

>>15517981
He’s saying that you can just SAY you’re Jewish and get away with it. Gentiles are learning how useful this trick is.

[Anonymous No.15518161]

>>15517826
Mormonism, yes

[Anonymous No.15518169]

is there a secret to getting sliced fish for bagels
the ones at trader joes are hella expensive
what else put on bagel???

[Anonymous No.15518175]

honestly jewish food sounds like the absolute fucking worse. never seen a meal that look appetizing. all bland grey looking mush. not even trying to hate here.

[Anonymous No.15518190]

>>15518175
This is true but why are Jewish deli's amazing? Fuckin hell I could eat sandwiches from a Jewish deli all damn day.

[Anonymous No.15518201]

kosher vs halal cookoff!

[Anonymous No.15518203]

>>15517721
Now I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.15518204]

>>15518190
They’re not amazing. Jewish sandwiches are not special or unique, yet for some reason Jews think they can charge $20 for them these days.

[Anonymous No.15518210]

hasidim and i don't believe 'em

[Anonymous No.15518211]

>>15517698
in both pics there isn't a lot of meat on those bones. is that supposed to be like that? a few nibbles is all you're allowed?

[Anonymous No.15518213]

>>15518203
camel is not kosher but alright if you really want to that's your choice and your choices have their own consequences

[Anonymous No.15518214]

>>15518204
Beef brisket is an expensive cut of meat and both corned beef and pastrami have multiple day preparations. Obviously it's going to cost more than a fucking ham sandwich.

[Anonymous No.15518222]

>>15517698
It's a little known fact about those people that they can sustain themselves on pure persecutory guilt

[Anonymous No.15518236]

>>15518214
>Beef brisket is an expensive cut of meat
It’s literally the cheapest primal cut. Corned beef and Pastrami aren’t Jewish.

[Anonymous No.15518241]

>>15517781
Based reptar poster

[Anonymous No.15518251]

>>15517721
I want to eat a giant animal. Closest thing to eating a dinosaur.

[Anonymous No.15518261]

>>15518214
>brisket
>expensive
>laughing-texans.tiff

[Anonymous No.15518266]

>>15518251
Failed 1st attempt. Chef looks pissed.

[Anonymous No.15518267]

>>15518039
And also makes you stink like a pajeet

[Anonymous No.15518290]

I would feel self conscious eating this in pubic because of the mess,,,

[Anonymous No.15518292]

>>15518134
Even in the Bible it says it should only be an 11 day march, but because they defied God's will they were cursed to take 40 years instead.
And of course there's been little to no archaeological evidence of 40 years of wandering or of the battles they supposedly had.

[Anonymous No.15518304]

[Anonymous No.15518394]

foreskin

[Anonymous No.15518450]

>>15517761
24/6

[Anonymous No.15518629]

god , jewish people are trashy as fuck

[Anonymous No.15519116]

>>15517698
Yes, you usually don't eat from the seder plate itself. There's more plates of the food on the table and typically other foods too, like brisket or soup.

There's certain times during the service where you eat the charoset, egg, etc. and matzos too. And there is a custom to eat a "Hillel Sandwich," matzos, romaine, and horseradish dipped in the charoset.
Also, you drink 4 cups of wine.

[Anonymous No.15519138]

"Why is this thread different from all other threads?"

[Anonymous No.15519606]

>>15519116
Why’s Kosher wine so universally cheap and bad?

[Anonymous No.15519725]

>>15517698
what's bottom right, foreskin trimmings?

[Anonymous No.15519737]

The blood of goyim children.

[Anonymous No.15519757]

>>15517826
Yeah, His people, not a rotten institution of child rapers, baby murderers, atheist apologists, greedy turds.

[Anonymous No.15519770]

>>15518266
That bird definitely wasn't cheap, and now he has pissed off bougie fag customers who will tell all their friends about the long wait in his restaurant. I'd be pissed too

[Anonymous No.15519777]

>>15518290
>I would feel self conscious eating this in pubic
Jesus, anon, I would too. That can't be good for your gf's hygiene.

[Anonymous No.15519798]

>>15517826
Sure, and that church only lasted a few generations after the death of Jesus.

Everything since the Council of Nicea has been fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.15519824]

>>15518039
the goat condiment is zhug.

[Anonymous No.15519840]

>>15519737
it has to be unbaptized, uncircumcised goyish kids, and it isn't the blood, that's forbidden to eat, its the foreskins, which we fry up into gribenes

[Anonymous No.15519860]

>>15518169
Fried egg (over easy/medium)
pate
go nuts with all the different cream cheese varieties.

[Anonymous No.15519886]

>>15517698
We had all the other typical food after the Passover Seder. Giant mounds of rice, kabobs, and whatnot.

t. mizrahi mischling

[Anonymous No.15519939]

>>15518266
>>15518251
god damn rich people are stupid

[Anonymous No.15520014]

>>15519886
mizrahis are the niggers of jews

t. ashkenazi mischling

[Anonymous No.15520522]

>>15519725
Kek, those are for face creams.

[Anonymous No.15520669]

>>15517698
They do, the seder plate is mostly ceremonial. Passover is kind of like a christmas dinner for the jews.

[Anonymous No.15520723]

>>15518039
What's in it?

[Anonymous No.15520733]

>>15518048
soup, brisket, kugel, tsimis, all kinds of stuff

[Anonymous No.15521049]

>>15517698
Goyim foreskin

[Anonymous No.15521077]

>>15518450
Jews unironically can't press buttons on Saturdays, so the machine probably shuts off automatically.

[Anonymous No.15521092]

>>15520723
Foreskin

[Anonymous No.15521636]

>>15519725
Looks like charoset. It's a sweet grind of fruits, nuts and some other stuff like wine. It usually creates a non-descript paste that is fairly delicious. Tastes like apples and nuts.

[Anonymous No.15521661]

>>15519138
Underrated

[Anonymous No.15521731]

>>15517963
Most american airlines stopped doing this, but id always pick some random dietary restriction on my tickets back in the day, cause they'd get you a meal from a restaurant, not whatever tv dinner shit they are serving to everyone else in coach.

[Anonymous No.15521765]

JEWISH FOOD TIER LIST

>S tier
Latkes, fruit rugelach, brisket

>A tier
Matzo ball soup, charoset, kugel

>B tier
Gafilte fish, challah, chocolate rugelach

>C(racker) tier
Matzah

>Shit tier
Lox

[Anonymous No.15521806]

>>15517723
>6 glasses of wine
4

[Anonymous No.15521836]

>>15517730
That old central european jewish food is the best.

[Anonymous No.15521845]

Why do you supremacists hate G*d's chosen people so much?

[Anonymous No.15521850]

>>15521077
Nah, the machine is on 24/7.
You pick which 6 days you push the buttons, and the goys can get a disappointing microwaved frozen knish whenever.

[Anonymous No.15521901]

>>15517730
really disgusting to let cats rub up on your food