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15511056 No.15511056 [Reply] [Original]

Cheese, nice and melted.

>> No.15511064

>>15511056
great thread

>> No.15511226

>>15511064
Based.

>>15511056
Imagine being so far up your own ass that you make a burned cheese sandwich because you and your producer thought it would be rustic and cool to cook a grilled cheese sandwich in your fireplace (a poorly controlled heat source) without cutting the cheese into smaller pieces first so that it actually melts.

>> No.15511378
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15511378

I wonder if somebody called him on this on Twatter. It's ridiculous, at least if he had had at least a bit of melted cheese but this cheese is as hard as the men's cocks he likes to take between his asscheeks when he goes to London bathhouses from time to time

>> No.15511385

>>15511056
I wonder why he would intentionally post this video. It's almost as if the meme made him more popular.

>> No.15513597

post the pasta

>> No.15513611

>>15513597
>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in tasmania
>guitar solo

>> No.15513681

>>15513611
For me the kimchi is more egregious than the unmelted cheese

>> No.15513685

>>15513611
beautifully done

>> No.15513708

>>15513611
Based

>> No.15513709

Why is he always talking like that, moving on the spot and breathing as if he really needed a toilet or were waiting at a traffic light mid-jog? Is it the anal beads?

>> No.15513725
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15513725

came back to /ck/ for the first time in months and I see that nothing has changed.

>> No.15513727

>>15511385
He was writing off a world tour as a business trip. He had to release content from that leg of the trip or he wouldn't have been able to justify it, and I guess that ended up being the best they could find. I do not think the video has made him more popular at all. A bunch of fans have given up on him.

>> No.15513779

>>15513709
i hate how he talks all overly passionate all the time, like he's gonna cum piss and cry because of how nicely melted the unmelted cheese is

>> No.15513786

>>15513709
He seemed like he was stressed and/or coming down off of a drug or alcohol bender. The half-assed Ramsayisms are a sign that he's mentally exhausted.

>> No.15514096

>>15513709
Have you never met a workaholic before?