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15510379 No.15510379 [Reply] [Original]

by cross-pollinating cauliflower and a brussel sprouts, using the profits to fund the Bond movies.

Which crops would you most like to cross-pollinate?

>> No.15510386

Grapes and oranges. Pocket sized poppable oranges you don't need to peel

>> No.15510398

>>15510379
Is that true?

>> No.15510399

>>15510379
blacks and jews

>> No.15510401

>>15510386
Kumquats are basically them. Very nice.

>> No.15510402

>>15510401
In my experience those are always too sour.

>> No.15510417

>>15510398
Of course it's true. CK is a veritable font of accuracy.

>> No.15510420

>>15510398
No

>> No.15510523

>>15510417
>>15510420
Is that a maybe?

>> No.15510572

>>15510523

Its 100% a fact.

>> No.15510575

>>15510401
Dont think ive heard of this exercise before

>> No.15510599

>>15510398
>Broccoli was born in the borough of Queens, New York City, the younger of two children of immigrants from the Calabria region of Italy, Giovanni Broccoli and Kristina Vence

>Broccoli has its origins in primitive cultivars grown in the Roman Empire and was most likely improved via artificial selection in the Southern Italian Peninsula or Sicily.

>The most familiar is Calabrese broccoli, often referred to simply as "broccoli", named after Calabria in Italy.

>> No.15510603

>>15510402
I like sour so that's just a plus for me.

>> No.15511030
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15511030

>>15510398
"Broccoli was an agronomist before entering the film business. It was in the family: Ancestors in Italy crossed cauliflower with Italian rabe to create the vegetable that bears their family name"
https://apnews.com/article/086eee96d6bca1a233251900057a1997

>> No.15511060
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15511060

>>15510379
>there's actually a person called Mr Broccoli

>> No.15511068

>>15510379
Psilocybe cubensis with portabellos. Finally, a delicious tasting mushroom that makes you trip!

>> No.15511359

>>15511060
lol imagine if someone was called Mr Bacon LMAO

>> No.15511400

>>15511060
>>15511359
Imagine if they had a kid.

>> No.15511419
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15511419

>>15511400
How would Mr Broccoli and Mr Bacon have a kid?

>> No.15511435

>>15510572
It's 100% not-really-sure

>> No.15511600

>>15511419
Tenderly.

>> No.15511694

>>15511030
And here I thought AP was a reputable news source that thoroughly vetted all its shit

>> No.15511716
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15511716

Retards.

Broccoli is the result of time travel. It was brought to us by Lt. Broccoli.

>> No.15511750

>>15511419
The subservient one would open his ballsack and receive the hot load of the dominant one
Source: I am a doctor and in super-mensa

>> No.15511775
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15511775

>>15510399
Jamal Ginsberg ova here

>> No.15511904

>>15511716
kek

>> No.15511918

>>15510386
Stop putting grapes in your pockets

>> No.15512307

>>15511918
The other day when I pulled my mother’s coat out of the washing machine I discovered three tangerines in the pockets.
She told me I didn’t have to bother drying them.

>> No.15513187
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15513187

>>15511694
Are you saying the Broccolis didn’t invent Broccoli?

>> No.15513277

>>15510575
underrated

>> No.15513823
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15513823

>>15510599
>Giovanni Broccoli

>> No.15514422

>>15511060
i knew a girl named megan broccoli. she put her finger in my butt

>> No.15514468

>>15510398
You've never heard of Broccoli before James Bond movies. Obviously true then.

>> No.15514592

>>15510379
This thread is fake and gay