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[Anonymous No.15506313]

Gentlemen, it has recently come to my attention that many people miss The Hobbit menu from Denny's
It is imperative that we petition to bring this magnificent menu back to our local Denny's establishments.
What do you say kings is it time for us to reclaim our birth rights of our people?

[Anonymous No.15506336]

>>15506313
Only faggots eat at denny's, similar to zoomers using the phrase "kings".

[Anonymous No.15506353]

>>15506336
Kill yourself my man

[Anonymous No.15506360]

>>15506313
I'd love to devour her Hobbit Hole Breakfast if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.15506377]

>>15506313
>Joe Goes to Denny’s

[Anonymous No.15506494]

Ywn know again the taste of Smaug’s fire burger. Now that it’s so distant, it’s worth more to me than a mountain of gold

[Anonymous No.15506589]

>>15506313
> The hobbit inspired menu

Even though the dinner scene during the hobbit was kino, I doubt they ate like Americans did. We literally saw things like fish, chicken, cheese, bread, wine, and such. This is such a terrible marketing campaign.

https://youtu.be/M1i0UfAju_0

[Anonymous No.15506591]

>>15506360
I don't could you elaborate

[Anonymous No.15506595]

>>15506336
Like so many other things zoomers say, "kings" is usage of black American lingo ironically.

[Anonymous No.15506651]

>>15506595
They stole it from the black “conscious” community where they call each other king and queen as a way to uplift themselves. The “conscious” community has many, many different forms (Hebrew Israelites, Nation of Islam, Kemites, New Waubians, Moorish Science, 5%ers, etc) but the unifying element is a rejection of western teaching as white people lies that are made to keep the Kings and Queens mentally enslaved. So they don’t believe in most science or history and just make shit up. It’s where the WE WUZ KANGZ meme came from. God I fucking hate zoomers

[Anonymous No.15506658]

>>15506313
I'd slam that hobbit.

[Anonymous No.15506667]

>>15506591
hes saying shes got some of those mommy vibes if u catch my drift

[Anonymous No.15506674]

The quest for Middle-earth inspired adventure begins today at Denny’s, as America’s Diner celebrates the long-awaited release of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, a production of New Line Cinema and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures (MGM). A bold new menu features seven authentic dishes inspired by The Hobbit films, and a bounty of exclusive movie content available only in-restaurant …

[Anonymous No.15506679]

>>15506674
>authentic dishes
What did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.15506681]

>>15506591
I'm saying that I would give her the Hobbit Slam with my Hearty Breakfast Sausage.

[Anonymous No.15506710]

>>15506681
That's implying you're a hobbit which you probably are so I guess that's OK.

[Anonymous No.15506745]

>>15506313
I'd fill her Hobbit Hole® with my Bard's Pumpkin Pie Milk Shake™, if you catch my meaning.

[Anonymous No.15507640]

>>15506710
How does it make me a hobbit if she's the one with the hobbit hole?

[Anonymous No.15507776]

>>15506591
He wants her to shit on his chest.

[Anonymous No.15507784]

>>15506353
based kys poster

[Anonymous No.15507801]

>>15506313
do they still do themed menus? I can't remember the last time they had a tie in like that

[Anonymous No.15507807]

>>15506313

[Anonymous No.15507823]

>>15507801
You know you're a low level super hero film when your promotional deal is Dennys

[Anonymous No.15507924]

>>15506651
WE WUZ KANGZ may have predated this software, but it didn't hit meme status until the african kingdoms expansion for AoE: Age of Kings released in 2015.
You're right that it is poking fun at those things you mentioned.

[Anonymous No.15507980]

>>15506313

[Anonymous No.15508006]

Please stop bumping this thread anons... please I can't take it

[Anonymous No.15508017]

>>15507924
Interesting. I assumed it came people making fun of the conscious community on Black Twitter talking about how they’re descended from African Kings and Queens.

[Anonymous No.15508020]

>>15506313
think about it logically

[Anonymous No.15508058]

>>15506313
Denny's is fucking terrible. Every other genericshit chain restaurant at least has one thing that's passable as food, but everything denny's makes was probably microwaved from a premade walmart grocery box.

[Anonymous No.15508089]

>>15507823
>your invisible woman slam, sir!

[Anonymous No.15508096]

>>15508020
>What about second breakfast?

[Anonymous No.15508097]

>>15507924
From the ADL website;
>We Wuz Kangs” is a racist catchphrase and collection of memes directed at African-Americans and other people of sub-Saharan African descent. Originating in 2015 and popularized by the website 4chan, the phrase is a racist shorthand reference to discredited but popular Afrocentric theories that claimed sub-Saharan Africans were descended from ancient Egyptians.
The phrase and meme are intended to mock the Afrocentric theories and, by extension, anyone who might believe in them. Users employ phrases such as “We Wuz Kangs,” “We Wuz Kings,” and “Kings N Shiet,” featuring mock black American dialect that is intended to portray blacks as ignorant and a contrast to the ostensibly more civilized ancient Egyptians. Meme versions of the phrase similarly tend to feature images with racist stereotypes of black people, often contrasted with images of Egyptian pharaohs. The overall intent is to portray blacks as crude, ignorant and uncivilized.
Memes featuring the phrase often include an image of an African leader taken from The African Kingdoms expansion of the video game Age of Empires II, which debuted around the time the meme was created in 2015. Usage of the meme seemed to increase with the release of the popular movie Black Panther in 2018.

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[Anonymous No.15508098]

>>15507807
fried eggs are barely palatable compared to scrambled eggs, i dont see the appeal

[Anonymous No.15508106]

>>15508097
ironic

[Anonymous No.15508127]

>>15508106
jews were never slaves in egypt.

[Anonymous No.15508132]

>>15508127
think your average we wuz knows that?

[Anonymous No.15508150]

>>15508127
egyptians were never black either, so.

[Anonymous No.15508229]

>>15506313
show me a LOTR meal and then I'll buy in

[Anonymous No.15508248]

I miss the bacon sundaes. They were kino college food.

[Anonymous No.15508665]

what would a hobbit eat for breakfast? its a mythical land, any food might be there. hot chocolate, corn fritters, roast pork, poached eggs, thick sliced rye bread, very thick bacon, sausage, fresh peas (not mushy), boiled potatos with butter, breaded fried tomatos, fried plantain, tea, hamentaschen, cheese pastries both savory and sweet, beans baked in sweet mustard sauce, clotted cream, buttermilk biscuits, scones, marmalade, and fresh berries with yogurt.

[Anonymous No.15508725]

>>15508150

The Nubians were, although their dynasty only lasted about 100 years so fuck those nibbas.

[Anonymous No.15509267]

>>15508106
Turns out reparations already happened
SORRY

[Anonymous No.15509380]

>>15509267
it's okay, they must have depreciated so much I didn't even notice

[Anonymous No.15509459]

>>15506313
Why is this bimbo posing with her legs spread so damn far apart like that? Does she want to stick that hobbit breakfast up her pussy or what?

[Anonymous No.15509469]

>>15506313
Fuck denny's. IHOP is so much better lol

[Anonymous No.15510285]

>>15509469
and what of mother Perkins?

[Anonymous No.15510342]

choose your destiny

[Anonymous No.15510686]

>>15510342
Lizardfolk since I don't like eating coins.

[Anonymous No.15510732]

>>15510686
that's for the tip :^)