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burgah

>> No.15500760

>>15500753
how do I fit that in my mouth

>> No.15501007
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fillit

>> No.15501018

>>15500753
fucking red robin is better than whatever the fuck that shit he's holding has.

>> No.15501021

>>15500753
>putting the lettuce on the bottom, to keep the juices from sogging the bun
I must admit that is quite keyed, my respect for le yelly screamy man has risen

>> No.15501043

>>15501021
>keyed
that stupid forced meme again

>> No.15501055

a perfect addition to any proper meal

>> No.15501180

Look, having kimchi

>> No.15501461

>>15500760
You press it down, you nonce.

>> No.15501485

>>15500760
Turn it sideways. Please see ja/ck/ for reference

>> No.15501638

I love this video because he’s cooking four burgers then magically six appear

>> No.15501650

>>15501021
So the top of the bun gets soggy? Nonce

>> No.15502088
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15502088

>>15501021
>keyed
cringe

>> No.15502125

>>15500753
>That'll be $4000 plus tip you filthy yank

>> No.15502169

>>15502088
>Cringe
based

>> No.15502540

>>15501461
>has to fuck up texture to eat the thing and still can't take a real bite

>> No.15502909
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15502909

haha yes the cookmaster is at it again

>> No.15503021

Here's something I don't get with Ramsey. Oneo f his mantras is "fresh, high quality ingredients cooked simply." But I have one of his cook books and it's incredibly finicky, highfalutin shit. Makes him seem like a huge hypocrite.

>> No.15503054

I wonder what kind of percocets Gordon on

>> No.15503098

>>15502909
that looks nasty as fuck

>> No.15503122

>>15503021
because gordon ramsey is a hack, i dont know why we trust a tire company to tell us who good chefs are

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>>15502909

>> No.15503490
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15503490

>>15503021
>Gordon Ramsay cooks 10 meals on a budget
>veal with saffron
typical troll

>> No.15503503

>>15500760
Are you making a joke about that Kitchen Nightmares episode where Gordon shits all over that fat retarded Australian guy for having big burgers?

>> No.15503535

>>15503098
Creme Fraiche is a meme and totally unneccessary. His methods are pretty sound though because mixing while on and off the heat keeps them from over cooking

>> No.15503538

>>15501007
Goddamn that looks good.

>> No.15503641

>>15503054
Probably the best kind like dilaudid/oxymorphone level shit like elvis

>> No.15503722

>>15502909
The look of abject horror from some of the contestants when he holds it up like "see that? looks good and done right?" gets me every time

>> No.15503728

>>15501018
>that shit he's holding
burgah

>> No.15503733

Why does all his kids look retarded or slow?

>> No.15503862

>>15500753
the tall thick burger may look great for TV/social media but none of those styles come close to a stack of thin patties, cooked in a flash to perfect crispy sear with no loss in juicy flavor and dressed however you like.

>> No.15503915

>>15501007
Raw dough.

>> No.15503917
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15503917

>>15502909

>> No.15504015

>>15503098
I know, brits like them runny like that but they should have more body. Eggs+butter is delicious though, try it out with some fried onions.

>> No.15504018

>>15503917
lmao they did a commercial with him and he was coked out as fuck wouldn't be surprised if he was during taping too

>> No.15504025

>>15500760
I will show you

>> No.15504035

>>15503917
She cute. Sauce?

>> No.15504084
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15504084

>>15504035
Yakuza 4

>> No.15504111

>>15500753
RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

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>>15500760
You need to have a soyboy mouth to fit these burgers, normies need not apply.

>> No.15504337

>>15503122
>i dont know why we trust a tire company to tell us who good chefs are
they claim to know where the best restaurants are and they know you need to get your tires from somewhere to drive to them

>> No.15504377

>>15501650
Doubt it.

>> No.15504497

>>15502909
*Nods in approval*

>> No.15504650

>>15502088
>>15502169
locked

>> No.15505295

>>15502909

Nice broken Hollandaise sauce.

>> No.15505386

>>15505295
>Whole eggs instead of yolks
>No lemon
I don't think you know what hollandaise sauce is. Pretty sure he's just trying to make """upscale""" scrambled eggs.

>> No.15505667

>>15505295
Breh you're dumb as fuck

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>>15500760
>5 replies
>None of them "that's what she said"
what the fuck happened?

>> No.15505941

>>15501021
>keyed
What?

>> No.15505989

>>15505908
disappointment

>> No.15506098

>>15501021
Only time I ever heard 'keyed' was in that Luniz song; I got 5 on it.

>> No.15506112

>>15505908
>le epic office reference
Fuck off

>> No.15506118

>>15505908
Fuck off with your leddit cringe humor