/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15495972]

i want to talk about something today, have /ck/ posters affected your life in any way? all the drug addled unfortunate kitchen wagies have taught me not to order food or delivery within 30 mins of a restaurant closing. is there any other stuff like that you guys have learned?

[Anonymous No.15496002]

i spent real life money (not play money) on secret aardvark sauce and i tasted it and it tastes disgusting. i have not cooked with it but apparently people use it plain as a hot sauce but it’s foul as hell. so dont waste money on it unless you cook with it i guess.

also ive generally started doing more diy things since using ck, i cook a lot more now with more exotic spices, make more tea and coffee, buy unique products, blaha ablahaabanalalanaah rtc etc etc

[Anonymous No.15496012]

I bought kicking horse coffee because I vaguely remember some retard here treating it like his messiah.
It sucks.

[Anonymous No.15496033]

>>15495972
no, just here for cringe and memes, can't learn much from this board other than i can't learn much from this board

[Anonymous No.15496106]

>>15495972
Learned hoisen sauce is better than honey mustard and beans belong in chili.

[Anonymous No.15496618]

I made sleepy time chicken but then drank some of the sleepy time juice it was cooking in and got awake time sick from it.

[Anonymous No.15496695]

>>15495972
>have /ck/ posters affected your life in any way?
Yeah because I can no longer escape to 4chan for fun times. I come to /ck/ and it's full of dipshit covid tourists who defend not using Google to find recipes and just use this board as a search engine.

[Anonymous No.15496747]

Hearts informed me that my Lucky Peach collection was a collector's item, and worth like 10X what I paid. That was like 7 years ago, though, and I haven't learned anything else of note since then.

[Anonymous No.15496796]

>>15495972
>i want to talk about something today, have /ck/ posters affected your life in any way?
More than you know
>can't eat ranch anymore with pizza because i think people might look at me
>never order soft tacos anymore as worried someone might think I am a fucking pleb
>can't order pizza anymore because afraid of tipping amounts
>literally eat mcchickens now since I've convienced myself they are discount chick fil a
>order steaks blue rare even though I know I can't eat them or like them
>stopped going to five guys
>have a hot sauce collection of approved sauces only
>tip 20% min now at places
>afraid to visit places more than once a week at fear of places calling me fat

[Anonymous No.15496994]

I now caramelize onions properly, regularly do mire poix, have a dutch oven instead of a crockpot, eat sardines daily, brew tea below boiling temperature, drink Steel Reserve, have erections when I see coffee, and rant at wait staff about the regressiveness of tipping.

[Anonymous No.15497016]

I now hate jews and only vote straight blue ticket.
And I only cook my meals at home. All of them.

[Anonymous No.15497042]

I learned the easiest way to trigger food enthusiasts is to talk shit about your parents bad taste in food or bad cooking, and that Weeaboos will literally eat shit if it was cooked by an Asian. Those are the only things I've learned.

[Anonymous No.15498137]

>>15496796
What's wrong with 5 guys? They have opened one some time ago where i live and they are pretty good, just super expensive

[Anonymous No.15498140]

>>15496012
funny how peoples posts on this anonymous fucking back alleyway, obscure dub on a dying website will stick with you and you remember them when you shop. same with me

[Anonymous No.15498145]

>>15496106
I approve of this post.

[Anonymous No.15498187]

I saw a pizza place's sign that had P and I burned out so all I could think of is /ck/'s stupid 'zza meme.

[Anonymous No.15498203]

I've learned that for me, it's the McChicken.