/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15494410]

Do you prefer Pizza Rolls out of the microwave, oven, or on the grill?

[Anonymous No.15494423]

>>15494410
I'd rather go to Strong Bad's marshmallow roast to be honest.

[Anonymous No.15494427]

I'd rather just make garlic bread pizza.

[Anonymous No.15494431]

>>15494423
I'd rather starve that participate in such a party unless I can be completely nude under the toga and three sheets to the wind

[Anonymous No.15494651]

>>15494427
How is that comparable?

[Anonymous No.15495057]

The more interesting thing is about how they originally thought the target audience for pizza rolls was adults at dinner parties as hors d'ouevres, instead of kids.

Reminds me of those tennis shoes with little leds that light up when you step on them. They originally tried to market that shit to teenagers and they bombed, but then it was a huge hit with little kids.

[Anonymous No.15495672]

>>15495057
Times change, back in the day, any convenience food was a novel idea, futuristic and modern even. Now, anything of the sort is sort of seen as being reserved for bachelor cliches and kids. You'd never imagine going to somebodies house for a sit down dinner and the house cook brings out a huge steaming pan of Chef Boyardee Lasagna, that's strictly stocked for kids to nuke when their parents are at work, complete with easy open cans. Think about how today people associate Looney Tunes with being childrens mascots, but when the original shorts aired they were being played for adult only crowds in movie theaters, or how the Flintstones used to be a prime time animated sitcom viewed more in the vein of how The Simpsons would be a couple decades later, or how uber edgy stuff like Family Guy is now.