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webm thread

>> No.15493382

Post the other ones. I need them for reasons. Bonus internets for the ones mocking him.

>> No.15493383

delete this

>> No.15493409
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>> No.15493417
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>> No.15493422

>entire slam of mystery meat, fat and all

>> No.15493423

>Hold up as we let your $200 steak come down to room temperature as we spend 45 mins covering it in gold leaf.

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>> No.15493462
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Never had one from there, but garbage plates are good

>> No.15493471

>can't recognize a beef rib

Back to /v/ with you, underage tourist

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oh fuck I used to love that commercial

>> No.15493474

that's the joke right

>> No.15493484
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>> No.15493488

but why

>> No.15493491
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>> No.15493505

Why are these kind of videos always so disgusting?

>> No.15493514

>rim the glass

>> No.15493515
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>> No.15493558

It's just a heated onahole.

>> No.15493563

Is that Tammy?

>> No.15493604

If you haven't seen AVE's review of this, you're really missing out.

>> No.15493612

Mama Mia! Just like in Napoli!

>> No.15493615

Now thats what I call sloppa!

>> No.15493621

>Pulled pork
>Using lean pork

You had one fucking job

>> No.15493624

it's not even pork lol it's chicken

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lol, it's chicken

>> No.15493639
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>> No.15493643

So much meat for one bun

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>> No.15493651

Do Americans really?!

>> No.15493652
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>> No.15493658
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epic meal time was really popular at one point

>> No.15493665
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>> No.15493669

Do Brazilians really?

>> No.15493672
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>> No.15493685

Do Bongs really?!

>> No.15493688
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>> No.15493698

Looks like a log of shit coming out of my asshole.

>> No.15493700

Would eat if I had a taste of that mystery sauce at the end.

>> No.15493710

im about to throw up

>> No.15493802

why would you open the bag like that??

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>> No.15493847

Out of YOUR asshole? Fuck you. It looks like a log of shit out of MY asshole.

>> No.15493895

This is retarded, I would be so annoyed at this restaurant.

>> No.15493900

you're not the clientelle. People don't go there for the food; notice how none of the staff are fat

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>> No.15493984

Wtf is that retarded slop
Is that a professional chef?!

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>> No.15494041 [DELETED] 

how is this food related

>> No.15494095

its sloppa but i would

>> No.15494127

Okay, I'm fucking hard as steel now.

>> No.15494136

Ribery is such a monkey.

>> No.15494172

Who is that?

>> No.15494200

my sides

>> No.15494220

What do you expect? Bongs are some of the biggest degenerates on the planet.

>> No.15494279

scotland is so based

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>> No.15494388
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I know this webm is a bit of a meme but is it bad if I genuinely find this appealing and would want to eat it?
I don't see how it could taste bad.

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>> No.15494459

They make large sheets for that sort of work.

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>> No.15494477

>how to burn the shit out of your hand
Why didnt he just lay a second piece of metal on top and roll it over

>> No.15494479
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>> No.15494484

That's like biting into pure butter. Vomit inducing.

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>> No.15494495

those hands

>> No.15494497
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>> No.15494512

these give me anxiety. is it OCD or autism that brings people/food bloggers to do this?

>> No.15494516

I saw this and it took me a few minutes to realize it wasn't ghosts

>> No.15494519
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>> No.15494520

As a bong that used to work in a chippie, if you served "chips" like that you'd get fooken stabbed.

>> No.15494531
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Curried eggs are delicious but my god the braps are heinous.

>> No.15494537

what is it then

>> No.15494543

why not just run that through a deli meat cutting machine
instead of taking an hour to do it by hand

>> No.15494548

that's hot

>> No.15494549

Do you see the thing underneath the pans? It's moving them

>> No.15494552

that's some iron wok jan shit

>> No.15494562

But how does he get out?

>> No.15494565


is this alinea ?

>> No.15494569

you mean th-that G-GH-GH-GH-GHOOOOOOST!!

>> No.15494572

calm down scoob

>> No.15494590 [DELETED] 

It's special to them as they used to eat their uncle's sausage when they were young.

>> No.15494592

willfully dumb. why not just cook it in the egg shell?

>> No.15494600

This meme is usually dumb, but yes, this time Americans really do

>> No.15494611

What the FUCK is wrong with the Netherlands???

>> No.15494682

DORITOS CONSOMME! bit of a classic.

>> No.15494735

What a massive cringe

>> No.15494748

All that surface to clean and machines to maintain for what one min wage worker could do? Dump and agitate?

>> No.15494751

I tried this shit with a pan cover and ended up frying my hand when the oil ran through the holes. Completely my fault.

>> No.15494782
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those file names

>> No.15494823

I can watch those hands clapping forever. I can't tell if they're real or not.

>> No.15494852

somebody post korean queen of egg fort please

>> No.15494865

Nick Tahou's is shit. dogTown is way better.

>> No.15494908

why the fuck will you eat raw fucking onions fucking sweat that shit

>> No.15494960
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$285 per person...
2.85 MB filesize

>> No.15495078

If you ever spent money at a place like this please KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF

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>> No.15495182

Jack's mistress

>> No.15495200

I can understand it when it's one of those mexicans making hella sloppa in the bag but it's not presentation when you immediately dump it in a bowl

>> No.15495208

It's one continuous piece. How would you do that in a slicer?

>> No.15495335

Why does he tap the knife?

>> No.15495346

>Eating has become monotenus, so how do we break that?
>Walking have become monotenus, so here is a heely and a iceskate

>> No.15495350

Imagine if you were messing around in the snow and you found a snowman with an entire human skeleton in it

>> No.15495390

i always laugh at this retard
if you do an omelet correctly, you shouldn't have to flip the whole goddamned pan

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>> No.15495395

Imagine the headaches

>> No.15495402

>perfectly cooked eggs
>ruins the harmony by flipping them and breaking them


>> No.15495406
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>> No.15495440

because he's been up since 3am and has jitters from all the coffee and blow

>> No.15495450

I prefer Ashens's review, though AVE's juicero review is kino

>> No.15495507

because bongs are retards and like shitty fries
should be fried at 165*F first, not 320

>> No.15495509

The true Big Papa Sloppa.

>> No.15495538

Thank you master

>> No.15495542

My inital reaction was disgust but I thought about it and yeah, I don't see how it would taste bad at least on the first couple bites. Until the end, what the fuck

>> No.15495545

She thicc

>> No.15495570

Never made a real omlette then

>amerifat attempt at beaner food

literally how the entire world sees amerifats

>> No.15495618
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I've never meant it more than now when I say that only the dead can know peace from this evil

>> No.15495625
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>literally how the entire world sees amerifats

>> No.15495636

That's cool.

>> No.15495652
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>> No.15495662

I ate cheaper and fresher folding india

>> No.15495675

he doesnt. hes an npc

>> No.15495751

lol how'd he do that???

>> No.15495756

How the fuck do they even clean that?

>> No.15495757

damn... based

>> No.15495776
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>> No.15495783

slow cook meat for a long time

>> No.15495787

that chicken looks like that bourbon chicken they used to serve in mall food courts.

>> No.15495886

we already knew brits can't into cuisine, retard
stop flooding the thread with useless posts

>> No.15496076

I made this and I had to use almost twice as much cheese to actually have it thicken correctly.

>> No.15496102
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>> No.15496142

It's not for an omelette, dingus. Spanish tortilla.

>> No.15496174

>That'll be $98 sir

>> No.15496178

I remember ordering a tortilla (was listed as Spanish Omelette) at a small cafe in Barca, thought I was going to get some tex mex shit but I was pleasantly surprised.

>> No.15496181

Kay is a 3 stars Michelin chef AND a 8/10 in the UK.

>> No.15496188

Chicanos rependejos.

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>> No.15496195

just flush

>> No.15496197
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>> No.15496204

>salting fritos

>> No.15496212
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>> No.15496216

more reliable than juan who couldn't get out of bed from his cocaine bender the night before

>> No.15496221
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>> No.15496230

Do am*Ricans REALLY?

>> No.15496237

when i was like 8 or 9 i would do edgelord shit like using dead animals i had found and stashed to make the snowman on the fucking intersection

>> No.15496242

it was ruined not by the flip but by the extremely fucking retarded flip....when you flip lift the skillet and gently lower it to catch the food instead of splashing oil or breaking eggs like this faggot did

>> No.15496253

in the winter you can also make like 20 big balls out of snow ice and rocks and block off a street...it's funny when the fucking schoolbus can't get through

>> No.15496255

Pull the flush

>> No.15496266

>the way his hands shake

>> No.15496279

This was actually in Israel.


>> No.15496288

fake. israeli's like to eat fresh from the source.

>> No.15496332
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>> No.15496363

I thought that was Jack for a sec until i noticed the painted fingernails

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>> No.15496391


i'm too lazy for all that shit. there's definitely an easier way and i'm going that way

>> No.15496403

What the absolute fuck at the peanut sauce and mayo thing.

>> No.15496427
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>> No.15496538

>covering the runny whites with a smiley face
Nice try douche nugget

>> No.15496540

He's very strong

>> No.15496560

Ugh millenials

>> No.15496579

avocado is good why do they have to ruin it

>> No.15496580

He can't even use these anymore with his dead hand

>> No.15496622

It definitely is, I wonder if the food court is still around, I haven't been to the mall since this bullshit started.

>> No.15496638

it's curry sauce

>> No.15496640

Damn, suddenly I am like 11 years old again and it is summer.

>> No.15496665

Why not? It's just as good the second time around

>> No.15496667

Anon most tribes in Africa never advanced past the stone age....

>> No.15496693

Fuck you for posting this I've been upset but quiet up until now but I'm fucking mad that you reminded me this was a thing

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>> No.15496741

>animal planet

>> No.15496744

American food defined

Ha Ha Ha Ha

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>> No.15496792

> American pizza, built by fat arses.

>> No.15496798

No it isn't, gringo bitch!

>> No.15496832

Isnt that red bit on the outside supposed to come off before you cook it..?

>> No.15496880

Why you just gonna make me sad like that?

>> No.15496909

I thought he rehabed his right back into working. Unless there was a fourth stroke.

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>> No.15496969

Eat shit beaner trash

>> No.15497000
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>> No.15497049

>we made....red onions

>> No.15497121

do canadians really..?

>> No.15497128

>weimar republic (c. 1931, colorized)

>> No.15497136

this genuinely looks better than takeout pizza

>> No.15497157
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>> No.15497159

ah yes, ye olde english curry chips

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>> No.15497165

If it wasn't bone dry I'd say that chicken looked pretty good. I like a lot of char on mine, well worth the cancer later.

>> No.15497168
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>> No.15497171

go back to wallstreetbets, shitskinned boomer

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>> No.15497185

this one doesn't actually look cringe

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>> No.15497193


took me a second to realize the purpose of the straw

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>> No.15497199

>left the plastic rind on
>takes a bite
>plastic's gone

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>> No.15497203

He looks and acts like he is legitimately mentally retarded in that gif.

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>> No.15497205

>Why I season my dishwasher and not my steak

>> No.15497207
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>> No.15497218

>sticker still on
Do the World's best BBQ Sauce really do this?

>> No.15497259

The sticker adds flavor

>> No.15497265

What is the purpose of the straw?

>> No.15497304

i think it goes in his nose for extra intake

>> No.15497314

provides airflow behind the liquor to equalize pressure, so it flows out smoothly without glugging
like shotgunning a beer

>> No.15497324

LOL Gordon just really doesnt give a shit anymore. Its almost sad in a way.

>> No.15497346

What an amazing way to ruin three individually great ingredients

>> No.15497359

Sigh. Why did I have to grow up in the desert? Thats sounds like fun :\

>> No.15497360

One dude to run a half dozen of those machines, one to maintain once a week or less. It might not be economical everywhere yet, but it's coming. The robots are coming for all of us.

>> No.15497366

HA that look on her face gets me everytime.

>> No.15497370

>When a dream becomes a nightmare

>> No.15497385

this has to be on purpose. No one is this bad

>> No.15497388

>oh well that seems like a bad idea but he probably knows what he's doing
>cutting on ceramic

>> No.15497392

Nope, Jack is 100% serious, look up Jack Scalfani.

>> No.15497420

Do hipsters really?

>> No.15497425
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>> No.15497430

as far as jack recipes go this isn't the worst.

>> No.15497432

I mean is it really any different than a sous vide

>> No.15497452

I guess not but I dont do that shit

>> No.15497541

To signal the directors that hes ready to chop.

>> No.15497544

it's a threat directed at you personally.

>> No.15497546

To signal the directors that hes about to cut.

>> No.15497552

>Lemme just pat this fire down with this ultra flammable paper towel really quick

>> No.15497554

yeah which works on a little spot.

>> No.15497564

Whats wrong?

>> No.15497609

uma deliciosa jejejejeje.

>> No.15497616
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7 hours 20 minutes from now our 4c team takes to the pitch again to face /u/ in the winter cup.
we drew 4-4 with /n/ on friday so we have everything in our own hands

>> No.15497662

he cast a spell with the knife first, did you even watch

>> No.15497665

>Discord Cup

>> No.15497844

Garloids have a pretty hard shell indeed

>> No.15497866

is this guy retarded or summat?

>> No.15497876


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>> No.15497892

to shake the blood of his last victim off of the blade

>> No.15497894

only 17 year olds find this impressive

>> No.15497896

he chopped it really fast

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>> No.15497900

He's moving it at the same speed as the camera shutter obviously, haven't you seen those helicopter videos?

>> No.15497902

cooking with Parkinsons

>> No.15497905

dudes like a fucking android

>> No.15497906

This gave me heartburn just watching.

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I love how whenever he tastes anything he makes he doesn't even attempt to look like hes enjoying it.

>> No.15497917

>Hi, I'll get the instant gallstones please, with a side of heart disease

>> No.15497939

i mean you dont need to build a fucking tandor from scratch.

>> No.15497940

Chip shop curry. Imagine the mildest chinese curry you ever tasted, with a slight sweetness, but certainly not sweet.

Chip shops here offer 3 'sauces' like that. Curry, gravy or mushy peas. Wars have raged for centuries over which is best. It's fucking curry.

>> No.15497949

Unlike you not everyone is a crippling alcoholic.

>> No.15497963

Ah yes, the classic combo of fish, savory fruit and cheese.

>> No.15497989

I wouldn't pay 2 cents for that bowl of food poisoning.

>> No.15497993

none of this look good

>> No.15498001

>plastic eggs

>> No.15498004

why is kebap meat from bongland always so uniformly brown? ist ist just pressed mince meat?

>> No.15498012


>> No.15498023

Did they never think to make cookware out of the shells?

>> No.15498036

First cut makes it look okay but the rest is fucking grey. What a waste of a steak.

>> No.15498044

Do Kurds really?

>> No.15498052

Kebab meat is sliced little Britton girl.

>> No.15498058

Pretty much. Massively over cooked too.

>> No.15498065

they are literally reverting to being an infant.
>eating is so monotonous. how can we make it (((fun)))
>we could make the food good, play music, have a nice interior-

>> No.15498074

hmmm I too like my steak cold and laced with plastic

>> No.15498122


>> No.15498182

visual representation of the word gentrification

>> No.15498201
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cup is still way older than dicksword

>> No.15498207

And yet it's been spamfiltered on almost every board since it became a Discord circlejerk...

>> No.15498225

it doesn't matter
nonamericans assume everything is american
every single one on this site is obsessed, many to the point of it being a mental illness

>> No.15498241

No. He's a roach as far as I know.

>> No.15498250

My point what that only children with no life experience would find impressive and just dumb and short sighted.

You're not tough or badass, youre attention seeking and have no respect fro you body.

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hummm...candy meat sanguech.

>> No.15498271

thank you for posting this

>> No.15498281

God, white people found out about avocados and immediately set about ruining them

>> No.15498300

I never really make a judgement on people in the first instance but I want to smash her face on the side of a postbox.

I don't even know why.

>> No.15498310

If I were traveling through America, on bicycle, I'd make a detour just to taste shit like this.

>> No.15498314

You're aware that's a college kid right?

>> No.15498332

my arteries clogged just by watching this

>> No.15498338

How the fuck did he manage to overcook a steak in a dishwasher

>> No.15498380


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Do Russians really?

>> No.15498415

Why is Brian Peppers eating cat food

>> No.15498420

his hairline kills me everytime

>> No.15498435

>Brian peppers
jesus christ that took me back

>> No.15498440

The washed out colors make it look less appetizing than it is IRL.

>> No.15498446

Every single step is an atrocity. this can't be real

>> No.15498452

What kind of meat is that even? Looks vile and overcooked.

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>> No.15498469

Proppa sloppa innit? Simple as.

>> No.15498481

ah, yes, mexican lasagna, delicious

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look at this retard over here lmao.
this post only proves how much of a newfag you are

>> No.15498532 [DELETED] 

that's a weird looking cucumber

>> No.15498534

it's a niche part of chan culture.
Who even designs these rosters anymore? Back in the day the boards decided themselves but I come here every day wasting my life and never see a thread about this. Who on earth thought coffee time general was a bigger /ck/ meme than the tea autists who hit post limit every 2 days.

>> No.15498628

seethe and dilate

>> No.15498631

mirin squat form

>> No.15498638

probably a hose out back
imagine having to clean that and put it through a dishwasher

>> No.15498647


What is this supposed to be?

>> No.15498657

I bet it fits in a normal, or perhaps slightly larger than normal dishwasher just fine. No tank, so could be worse.

>> No.15498659


>> No.15498837

Jesus, Elvira's seen some hard times.

>> No.15499159

Don't hate on creativity. This was pretty fulfilling.

>> No.15499170

These obese patrons and obese restaurant died during the covid. There is no reason to visit us anymore :..(

>> No.15499184

try to emulate professional......amateur always shines through lol

>> No.15499233

Degenerate art school students with a minor in culinary. Impressive!

>> No.15499248

Guessing the bubbling stuff is lard. Lardy cakes is a thing in bongland.

>> No.15499250

smoke weed everyday, have a enormous appetite

>> No.15499254

Fuck. Can't unsee. Image forever ruined.
At least the comics were entertainingly cheesy.

>> No.15499261

yorkshire pudding

>> No.15499263

Put fresh slices of tomato and onion in the corners and sprinkle with cilantro. Maybe a couple pepperchinis in the opposite corners make this dish precise

>> No.15499268

And then sprinkle two sides of fetta cheese on top of this

>> No.15499276

And then add a long stream of nacho cheese to this you mong!

>> No.15499296

This is all show. Less than 5 potatoes at the price of 5 cents a piece went into the base of this dish. Then what , all profit shredded cheese that goes for $3 a three pound block.

>> No.15499311

This recipe has been expounded from a prison dialect. Want to to know how click here and respond.

>> No.15499326

This is value!!!! If you can find this under $8 you still lost like $4 but the compensation is immeasurable to anybodyvthat claims to cater something close to this. And your stomach will satisfy

>> No.15499330

This is value!!!! If you can find this under $8 you still lost like $4 but the compensation is an immeasurable to anybodyvthat claims to cater something close to this. And your stomach will satisfy

>> No.15499341

All those pajeetas.. I'm diamonds

>> No.15499342

Do you have a fetish for filling captchas or are you too retarded to realise you can reply to more than one poster with a single post?

>> No.15499348

This "im in a sober living house posting my coookin sekrits on a super sakred mongolian basket weaving site" are really too much man. Pls upgrade your pallete

>> No.15499440

Honestly I love butter so if they're using real butter and not margarine I would totally eat it.

>> No.15499687

Spraying the road with a garden hose helped encourage the "snow days"

>> No.15499736

This is value!!!! If you can find this under $8 you still lost like $4 but the compensation is an immeasurable to anybodyvthat claims to cater something close to this. And your stomach will satisfy

>> No.15500136

he's flambeing hot dogs?

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