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>>15493360Post the other ones. I need them for reasons. Bonus internets for the ones mocking him.
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>entire slam of mystery meat, fat and all
>>15493409>Hold up as we let your $200 steak come down to room temperature as we spend 45 mins covering it in gold leaf.
>>15493451Never had one from there, but garbage plates are good
>>15493422>can't recognize a beef ribBack to /v/ with you, underage tourist
>>15493460oh fuck I used to love that commercial
>>15493462>simplethat's the joke right
>>15493474
>>15493462but why
>>15493462Why are these kind of videos always so disgusting?
>>15493484>rim the glass
>>15493505
>>15493491It's just a heated onahole.
>>15493499Is that Tammy?
>>15493491If you haven't seen AVE's review of this, you're really missing out.
>>15493515Mama Mia! Just like in Napoli!
>>15493499Now thats what I call sloppa!
>>15493462>Pulled pork>Using lean porkYou had one fucking job
>>15493621it's not even pork lol it's chicken
>>15493499WE CALL THIS CREMA
>>15493621lol, it's chicken
>>15493360So much meat for one bun
>>15493360
>>15493515Do Americans really?!
>>15493651epic meal time was really popular at one point
>>15493665Do Brazilians really?
>>15493672>>15493677Do Bongs really?!
>>15493491Looks like a log of shit coming out of my asshole.
>>15493677Would eat if I had a taste of that mystery sauce at the end.
>>15493688im about to throw up
>>15493658why would you open the bag like that??
>>15493710
>>15493698Out of YOUR asshole? Fuck you. It looks like a log of shit out of MY asshole.
>>15493639This is retarded, I would be so annoyed at this restaurant.
>>15493895you're not the clientelle. People don't go there for the food; notice how none of the staff are fat
>>15493818
>>15493935
>>15493360Wtf is that retarded slopIs that a professional chef?!
>>15493988how is this food related
>>15493451its sloppa but i would
>>15493672Okay, I'm fucking hard as steel now.
>>15493409Ribery is such a monkey.
>>15493625Who is that?
>>15493360my sides
>>15493685What do you expect? Bongs are some of the biggest degenerates on the planet.
>>15493672scotland is so based
I know this webm is a bit of a meme but is it bad if I genuinely find this appealing and would want to eat it?I don't see how it could taste bad.
>>15494418
>>15493423They make large sheets for that sort of work.
>>15494426>how to burn the shit out of your handWhy didnt he just lay a second piece of metal on top and roll it over
>>15494473That's like biting into pure butter. Vomit inducing.
>>15494479those hands
>>15493462>>15493484these give me anxiety. is it OCD or autism that brings people/food bloggers to do this?
>>15494501I saw this and it took me a few minutes to realize it wasn't ghosts
>>15494387As a bong that used to work in a chippie, if you served "chips" like that you'd get fooken stabbed.
>>15494415Curried eggs are delicious but my god the braps are heinous.
>>15494516what is it then
>>15494432why not just run that through a deli meat cutting machineinstead of taking an hour to do it by hand
>>15494486that's hot
>>15494537Do you see the thing underneath the pans? It's moving them
>>15494519that's some iron wok jan shit
>>15494491But how does he get out?
>>15493895>>15493639is this alinea ?
>>15494549you mean th-that G-GH-GH-GH-GHOOOOOOST!!
>>15494569calm down scoob
>>15493988It's special to them as they used to eat their uncle's sausage when they were young.
>>15493652willfully dumb. why not just cook it in the egg shell?
>>15493651This meme is usually dumb, but yes, this time Americans really do
>>15494405What the FUCK is wrong with the Netherlands???
>>15493684DORITOS CONSOMME! bit of a classic.
>>15494473What a massive cringe
>>15494501All that surface to clean and machines to maintain for what one min wage worker could do? Dump and agitate?
>>15493472I tried this shit with a pan cover and ended up frying my hand when the oil ran through the holes. Completely my fault.
>>15493462>>15493484those file names
>>15493515I can watch those hands clapping forever. I can't tell if they're real or not.
somebody post korean queen of egg fort please
>>15493451Nick Tahou's is shit. dogTown is way better.
>>15493451why the fuck will you eat raw fucking onions fucking sweat that shit
>>15493639$285 per person...2.85 MB filesize!!!
>>15493639>>15493360>>15493409>>15493644If you ever spent money at a place like this please KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF
>>15493802Presentation
>>15494172Jack's mistress
>>15495171I can understand it when it's one of those mexicans making hella sloppa in the bag but it's not presentation when you immediately dump it in a bowl
>>15494543It's one continuous piece. How would you do that in a slicer?
>>15494377Why does he tap the knife?
>>15493639>Eating has become monotenus, so how do we break that?>Walking have become monotenus, so here is a heely and a iceskate
>>15493460Imagine if you were messing around in the snow and you found a snowman with an entire human skeleton in it
>>15493472i always laugh at this retardif you do an omelet correctly, you shouldn't have to flip the whole goddamned pan
>>15494473Disgusting.
>>15493499Imagine the headaches
>>15494479>perfectly cooked eggs>ruins the harmony by flipping them and breaking themtypical
>>15495395
>>15495335because he's been up since 3am and has jitters from all the coffee and blow
>>15493604I prefer Ashens's review, though AVE's juicero review is kino
>>15494520because bongs are retards and like shitty friesshould be fried at 165*F first, not 320
>>15493451The true Big Papa Sloppa.
>>15493491Thank you master
>>15494388My inital reaction was disgust but I thought about it and yeah, I don't see how it would taste bad at least on the first couple bites. Until the end, what the fuck
>>15493625She thicc
>>15495390Never made a real omlette then>>15493499>amerifat attempt at beaner food>>15493515>>15493688literally how the entire world sees amerifats
>>15493644I've never meant it more than now when I say that only the dead can know peace from this evil
>>15495570>literally how the entire world sees amerifats
>>15494486That's cool.
>>15494422>20centI ate cheaper and fresher folding india
>>15494562he doesnt. hes an npc
>>15495652lol how'd he do that???
>>15493644How the fuck do they even clean that?
>>15495440damn... based
>>15495751slow cook meat for a long time
>>15495776that chicken looks like that bourbon chicken they used to serve in mall food courts.
>>15494520we already knew brits can't into cuisine, retardstop flooding the thread with useless posts
>>15494382I made this and I had to use almost twice as much cheese to actually have it thicken correctly.
>>15495390It's not for an omelette, dingus. Spanish tortilla.
>>15494447>That'll be $98 sir
>>15496142I remember ordering a tortilla (was listed as Spanish Omelette) at a small cafe in Barca, thought I was going to get some tex mex shit but I was pleasantly surprised.
>>15493947Kay is a 3 stars Michelin chef AND a 8/10 in the UK.
>>15493499Chicanos rependejos.
>>15495652
>>15495756just flush
>>15493658>salting fritos
>>15494748more reliable than juan who couldn't get out of bed from his cocaine bender the night before
>>15496212
>>15493644Do am*Ricans REALLY?
>>15495350when i was like 8 or 9 i would do edgelord shit like using dead animals i had found and stashed to make the snowman on the fucking intersection
>>15495402it was ruined not by the flip but by the extremely fucking retarded flip....when you flip lift the skillet and gently lower it to catch the food instead of splashing oil or breaking eggs like this faggot did
>>15496237in the winter you can also make like 20 big balls out of snow ice and rocks and block off a street...it's funny when the fucking schoolbus can't get through
>>15495756Pull the flush
>>15496212>>15496221>the way his hands shakeaaaaaaaaaa
>>15496230This was actually in Israel. https://rumble.com/v5swnn-i-guess-thats-what-they-call-a-crappy-desert.html
>>15496279fake. israeli's like to eat fresh from the source.
>>15493499I thought that was Jack for a sec until i noticed the painted fingernails
>>15496332i'm too lazy for all that shit. there's definitely an easier way and i'm going that way
>>15494405What the absolute fuck at the peanut sauce and mayo thing.
>>15496363
>>15494455>covering the runny whites with a smiley faceNice try douche nugget
>>15495751He's very strong
>>15494473Ugh millenials
>>15494473avocado is good why do they have to ruin it
>>15496192He can't even use these anymore with his dead hand
>>15495787It definitely is, I wonder if the food court is still around, I haven't been to the mall since this bullshit started.
>>15493700it's curry sauce
>>15493460Damn, suddenly I am like 11 years old again and it is summer.
>>15496230Why not? It's just as good the second time around
>>15494592Anon most tribes in Africa never advanced past the stone age....
>>15496197Fuck you for posting this I've been upset but quiet up until now but I'm fucking mad that you reminded me this was a thing
>>15493383Lol
>>15493652>animal planet
>>15493417American food definedHa Ha Ha Ha
>>15493430Nice......
>>15494531kek
>>15493484Gay
>>15493515> American pizza, built by fat arses.
>>15493612No it isn't, gringo bitch!
>>15496212Isnt that red bit on the outside supposed to come off before you cook it..?
>>15496212Why you just gonna make me sad like that?
>>15496580I thought he rehabed his right back into working. Unless there was a fourth stroke.
>>15494501G-G-G-GHOSTS!
>>15496798Eat shit beaner trash
>>15493484
>>15494447>we made....red onions
>>15493632do canadians really..?
>>15493639>>15493644>weimar republic (c. 1931, colorized)
>>15493672this genuinely looks better than takeout pizza
>>15494405ah yes, ye olde english curry chips
>>15497157
>>15497160If it wasn't bone dry I'd say that chicken looked pretty good. I like a lot of char on mine, well worth the cancer later.
>>15497160
>>15496798go back to wallstreetbets, shitskinned boomer
>>15497168
>>15497172
>>15497177
>>15497181
>>15497172this one doesn't actually look cringe
>>15497183
>>15494486wheee!>>15495406took me a second to realize the purpose of the straw
>>15497187
>>15497194
>>15496212>left the plastic rind on>takes a bite>plastic's goneF
>>15497198
>>15494136He looks and acts like he is legitimately mentally retarded in that gif.
>>15497201
>>15497187>Why I season my dishwasher and not my steak
>>15496378>
>>15497157>sticker still onDo the World's best BBQ Sauce really do this?
>>15497218The sticker adds flavor
>>15497193What is the purpose of the straw?
>>15497265i think it goes in his nose for extra intake
>>15497265provides airflow behind the liquor to equalize pressure, so it flows out smoothly without glugginglike shotgunning a beer
>>15493658LOL Gordon just really doesnt give a shit anymore. Its almost sad in a way.
>>15494462What an amazing way to ruin three individually great ingredients
>>15496253Sigh. Why did I have to grow up in the desert? Thats sounds like fun :\
>>15494748One dude to run a half dozen of those machines, one to maintain once a week or less. It might not be economical everywhere yet, but it's coming. The robots are coming for all of us.
>>15495406HA that look on her face gets me everytime.
>>15495625>When a dream becomes a nightmare
>>15497183this has to be on purpose. No one is this bad
>>15497204>oh well that seems like a bad idea but he probably knows what he's doing>cutting on ceramicnevermind
>>15497385Nope, Jack is 100% serious, look up Jack Scalfani.
>>15497187Do hipsters really?
>>15497160as far as jack recipes go this isn't the worst.
>>15497420I mean is it really any different than a sous vide
>>15497432I guess not but I dont do that shit
>>15495335To signal the directors that hes ready to chop.
>>15495335it's a threat directed at you personally.
>>15495335To signal the directors that hes about to cut.
>>15493430>Lemme just pat this fire down with this ultra flammable paper towel really quick
>>15497552yeah which works on a little spot.
>>15496693Whats wrong?
>>15493665uma deliciosa jejejejeje.
7 hours 20 minutes from now our 4c team takes to the pitch again to face /u/ in the winter cup. we drew 4-4 with /n/ on friday so we have everything in our own hands
>>15495751he cast a spell with the knife first, did you even watch
>>15497616>Discord Cup
>>15497168Garloids have a pretty hard shell indeed
>>15493409is this guy retarded or summat?
>>15497128kek
>>15494473
>>15495335to shake the blood of his last victim off of the blade
>>15495406only 17 year olds find this impressive
>>15495751he chopped it really fast
>>15493685Yes.
>>15495751He's moving it at the same speed as the camera shutter obviously, haven't you seen those helicopter videos?
>>15496212cooking with Parkinsons
>>15496332dudes like a fucking android
>>15493462This gave me heartburn just watching.
>>15494462
>>15496427I love how whenever he tastes anything he makes he doesn't even attempt to look like hes enjoying it.
>>15493417>Hi, I'll get the instant gallstones please, with a side of heart disease
>>15496391i mean you dont need to build a fucking tandor from scratch.
>>15493700Chip shop curry. Imagine the mildest chinese curry you ever tasted, with a slight sweetness, but certainly not sweet.Chip shops here offer 3 'sauces' like that. Curry, gravy or mushy peas. Wars have raged for centuries over which is best. It's fucking curry.
>>15497894Unlike you not everyone is a crippling alcoholic.
>>15494462Ah yes, the classic combo of fish, savory fruit and cheese.
>>15494422I wouldn't pay 2 cents for that bowl of food poisoning.
>>15493672none of this look good
>>15494479>plastic eggsdar?
>>15493672why is kebap meat from bongland always so uniformly brown? ist ist just pressed mince meat?
>>15496288kek
>>15493652Did they never think to make cookware out of the shells?
>>15497187First cut makes it look okay but the rest is fucking grey. What a waste of a steak.
>>15493360>>15493409Do Kurds really?
>>15498004Kebab meat is sliced little Britton girl.
>>15498004Pretty much. Massively over cooked too.Also>>15498052
>>15493639they are literally reverting to being an infant.>eating is so monotonous. how can we make it (((fun)))>we could make the food good, play music, have a nice interior->LETS THROW SHIT AROUND AND MAKE A MESS HAHA THIS IS A SERIOUS RESTAURANT 285 FOR THE SAME EXPERIEMCE YOU COULD GET AT A CHUCK E CHEESE
>>15497187hmmm I too like my steak cold and laced with plastic
>>15493462Yuk
>>15494473visual representation of the word gentrification
>>15497665cup is still way older than dicksword
>>15498201And yet it's been spamfiltered on almost every board since it became a Discord circlejerk...
>>15496279it doesn't matternonamericans assume everything is americanevery single one on this site is obsessed, many to the point of it being a mental illness
>>15498044No. He's a roach as far as I know.
>>15497949My point what that only children with no life experience would find impressive and just dumb and short sighted.You're not tough or badass, youre attention seeking and have no respect fro you body.
>>15494371hummm...candy meat sanguech.
>>15493460thank you for posting this
>>15494455God, white people found out about avocados and immediately set about ruining them
>>15494473I never really make a judgement on people in the first instance but I want to smash her face on the side of a postbox.I don't even know why.
>>15493417If I were traveling through America, on bicycle, I'd make a detour just to taste shit like this.
>>15498250You're aware that's a college kid right?
>>15493462my arteries clogged just by watching this
>>15497187How the fuck did he manage to overcook a steak in a dishwasher
>>15495395KEK
>>15498384Do Russians really?
>>15498384Why is Brian Peppers eating cat food
>>15493409his hairline kills me everytime
>>15498415>Brian peppersjesus christ that took me back
>>15493451The washed out colors make it look less appetizing than it is IRL.
>>15498405Every single step is an atrocity. this can't be real
>>15493360What kind of meat is that even? Looks vile and overcooked.
>>15493499Proppa sloppa innit? Simple as.
>>15493499ah, yes, mexican lasagna, delicious
>>15498207look at this retard over here lmao.this post only proves how much of a newfag you are
>>15493988that's a weird looking cucumber
>>15498496it's a niche part of chan culture.Who even designs these rosters anymore? Back in the day the boards decided themselves but I come here every day wasting my life and never see a thread about this. Who on earth thought coffee time general was a bigger /ck/ meme than the tea autists who hit post limit every 2 days.
>>15495078seethe and dilate
>>15493652mirin squat form
>>15495756probably a hose out backimagine having to clean that and put it through a dishwasher
>>15498454What is this supposed to be?
>>15498638I bet it fits in a normal, or perhaps slightly larger than normal dishwasher just fine. No tank, so could be worse.
>>15495538 underrated
>>15498384Jesus, Elvira's seen some hard times.
>>15493409Don't hate on creativity. This was pretty fulfilling.
>>15493417These obese patrons and obese restaurant died during the covid. There is no reason to visit us anymore :..(
>>15493430try to emulate professional......amateur always shines through lol
>>15493644Degenerate art school students with a minor in culinary. Impressive!
>>15498647Guessing the bubbling stuff is lard. Lardy cakes is a thing in bongland.
>>15493665smoke weed everyday, have a enormous appetite
>>15498837>ElviraFuck. Can't unsee. Image forever ruined. At least the comics were entertainingly cheesy.
>>15498647>>15499248yorkshire pudding
>>15493672Put fresh slices of tomato and onion in the corners and sprinkle with cilantro. Maybe a couple pepperchinis in the opposite corners make this dish precise
>>15493672And then sprinkle two sides of fetta cheese on top of this
>>15493672And then add a long stream of nacho cheese to this you mong!
>>15493677This is all show. Less than 5 potatoes at the price of 5 cents a piece went into the base of this dish. Then what , all profit shredded cheese that goes for $3 a three pound block.
>>15493684This recipe has been expounded from a prison dialect. Want to to know how click here and respond.
>>15493688This is value!!!! If you can find this under $8 you still lost like $4 but the compensation is immeasurable to anybodyvthat claims to cater something close to this. And your stomach will satisfy
>>15493688This is value!!!! If you can find this under $8 you still lost like $4 but the compensation is an immeasurable to anybodyvthat claims to cater something close to this. And your stomach will satisfy
>>15494531All those pajeetas.. I'm diamonds
>>15499268>>15499276>>15499296>>15499311>>15499326>>15499330Do you have a fetish for filling captchas or are you too retarded to realise you can reply to more than one poster with a single post?
>>15493818This "im in a sober living house posting my coookin sekrits on a super sakred mongolian basket weaving site" are really too much man. Pls upgrade your pallete
>>15493417Honestly I love butter so if they're using real butter and not margarine I would totally eat it.
>>15496253Spraying the road with a garden hose helped encourage the "snow days"
>>15499342This is value!!!! If you can find this under $8 you still lost like $4 but the compensation is an immeasurable to anybodyvthat claims to cater something close to this. And your stomach will satisfy
>>15493430he's flambeing hot dogs?