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>2 uncooked yuca roots contains enough cyanide to kill someone
Anyone know the best way to do this? Yuca milkshakes? Peel them and insert directly into my ass?

>> No.15490811

>>15490790
Thats the gayest way to kys

>> No.15490816

>>15490811
Well I don't HAVE to shove them up my ass, I'm looking for ideas.

>> No.15490837

Yucka.

>> No.15490878

Put them in blender
Suck up in turkey baster
Inject deep into anus

>> No.15490940

>>15490790
cyanide evaporates incredibly quickly and can denature into a non-lethal dose just in the time it takes to process the roots.

>> No.15490962

>>15490940
Yeah, I'm looking for more proficient ways of ingesting lots of it, preferably raw. Thanks.

>> No.15490985

can you just chew it up or is it too hard? idk I don't eat random shitskin vegetables

>> No.15490988

>>15490790
dont kill urself :(

>> No.15490990

>>15490790
just exit bag retard

>> No.15490992

>>15490990
They don't have those at my grocery store. Can you juice a yuca?

>> No.15490996

>>15490790
scientifically speaking, what does cooking the yucca do to neutralize the cyanide?

>> No.15490999

>>15490790
A yucca and appleseed milkshake. Maybe not milk, but put in some sweetener to make it palatable.

>> No.15491001

>>15490996
I'm curious too, at what temp would cyanic acid be neutralized?

>> No.15491011

So which kind of retarded are you OP? The kind who cant think of an efficient and painless way to end their life, or the kind who thinks they can get away with cyanide poisoning in 2021?

>> No.15491015

>>15491011
The kind who tried to short trade GME stocks.

>> No.15491020

op don't do it yucav so much to live for.
don't do it op

>> No.15491027

>>15491015
>jump off a bridge
>google how to tie a noose
If you really wanted to die you would have by now, but you don't. You just want to whine on 4chan about money you lost.

>> No.15491029

>>15491020
Yuca'nt convince me anon.

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>>15491029

>> No.15491078

>>15491030
That's a really cute storry anon, thank you. Maybe I won't kill myself today.

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>>15490790

>> No.15492483

>>15490790
What will the people who find your body think? Your shorts pulled down to your ankles and mashed potato pouring out of your ass

>> No.15492488

>>15490992
i'll inject yuca juice directly into my bloodstream

>> No.15492493

At least do it a cool way. Like make a noose out of cheese or piano wire, super glue your hands to your head, then jump. When they find you at first, it will look like you tore your own head off.