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[Anonymous No.15489708]

I love stout so much. I love watching the nitrogenated bubbles form and settle slowly in the glass. I love the thick white head and how it contrasts with the ruby black body of the pint. I love taking that first big swig and breaking through the creamy head to taste the sweet stout on the front of the tongue, leading into the roasted malt flavour that clings to the side of the mouth before reaching the bitter aftertaste that coats the back of the tongue and the oesophagus. I love the notes of coffee and chocolate in every mouthful. I love the frothy cream that awaits me at the end of every pint as the delicious roasted malts dissapear.

I love stout.

[Anonymous No.15489718]

>>15489708
I like stout too bro. But the Irish are niggers.

[Anonymous No.15489725]

>>15489708
does it just taste sweet and malty like all other dark beers?

[Anonymous No.15489733]

Stout, stout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without

[Anonymous No.15489739]

>>15489718

[Anonymous No.15489825]

>>15489708
I love stout so much. I love watching the nitrogenated bubbles form and settle slowly in the glass. I love the thick white head and how it contrasts with the ruby black body of the pint. I love taking that first big swig and breaking through the creamy head to taste the sweet stout on the front of the tongue, leading into the roasted malt flavour that clings to the side of the mouth before reaching the bitter aftertaste that coats the back of the tongue and the oesophagus. I love the notes of coffee and chocolate in every mouthful. I love the frothy cream that awaits me at the end of every pint as the delicious roasted malts dissapear.

I love stout.

[Anonymous No.15489848]

Conor McGregor sucks.

[Anonymous No.15489850]

>>15489708
Watch out for the Guinness Shits. Very similar to the symptoms of an ulcer.

[Anonymous No.15490599]

>>15489825
agreed, we only drink 8.5% alc meme shit bitter as hell IPA's

[Anonymous No.15490648]

>>15489708
anon, you like putting big black things in your mouth?

Literally built for the BBC

[Anonymous No.15490666]

too heavy for me most of the time

I can't have one with a meal it's more like a special treat around fall and winter to have as a sort of dessert

[Anonymous No.15491273]

>>15489708
Hello! Craft beer drinker here. You seem to have confused Irish-style dry nitro stouts with stouts in general. That's ok, I'm here to help! Beer is in confusing and there is an awful lot to remember. There are, in fact, a great many types of stout out there. From the style's humble beginnings as a London Porter, to the rich, roasty indulgence of Russian Imperial stouts; there are Belgian stouts, milk stouts, export stouts, pastry stouts, barrel-aged stouts, mixed-fermentation stouts, hoppy stouts, - although some would classify these as black IPAs! - and so much more to boot.
Hopefully my little primer has inspired you to broaden your horizons in a wonderful and varied world of craft beer. Cheers friend!

[Anonymous No.15491377]

>>15491273
Kys

[Anonymous No.15491639]

>>15489708
Alright John B Keane.

[Anonymous No.15492062]

>>15491377
What?

[Anonymous No.15492089]

>>15492062
Kys is short for
Keep
Yielding
Sentences

So by the looks of it I think that kind sir enjoys your posts

[Anonymous No.15492379]

>>15489708
I’m convinced you HAVE to be Anglo to enjoy these. I can only drink pilsners and lagers

[Anonymous No.15492402]

>>15492379
Not at all, non anglo here and I love stouts
Unfortunately there is literally zero choice outside of Guiness which is fine but I'd like to change a bit

[Anonymous No.15492475]

>>15489708
Beamish is the GOAT Irish stout. Murphy's will do if Beamish is not available but Guinness is bottom of the barrel watery shit.

[Anonymous No.15492602]

>>15489708
Back before I gave up beer I used to drink Stout like it's water, fucking love the stuff. Pretty much exclusively drink Tequila now though

[Anonymous No.15492621]

I only drink mango white claws and Heineken. Stouts taste like crap.

[Anonymous No.15493059]

Anyone know of any good stouts or porters you can get in the uk? Trying to get into the style.

[Anonymous No.15493099]

>>15493059
Guinness.

[Anonymous No.15493416]

>>15493059
fullers london porter

[Anonymous No.15493427]

>>15491273
Consider seppuku

[Anonymous No.15493440]

>>15491273
What's with the hate for craft beers? How is craft beer any different than going to a local restaurant instead of a corporate chain? Am I supposed to drink brand name beers you find in fucking gas stations or something?