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Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:25:52 2021 No.15486610 [Reply] [Original]

Let's talk about ham.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:27:51 2021 No.15486616 Spain produces the best ham

Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:31:40 2021 No.15486628
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Ham is good as long as you don't slice it too thick. After a certain point, it sucks. You can go with a thicker cut if it's hot. I like it with pineapple while others in my family like it with a rasin sauce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:37:30 2021 No.15486646 >>15486616 Did you mean to type Italy? The only thing that Spain produces is noisome bowel movements

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:45:03 2021 No.15486665 Ham steak, fried egg, home made frypan fried chips. THE most legit food of all time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:47:01 2021 No.15486670 Cancerigenous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 08:49:27 2021 No.15486680 >>15486610 >>15486628 wtf are those comics supposed to even mean whats a ham helmet whats a meat bot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 09:39:47 2021 No.15486864 Not big on pork personally. Ham is okay though if a bit salty. Wife makes a brown sugar mustard glaze for Christmas thats pretty good.

Anonymous Fri Jan 29 09:43:37 2021 No.15486883

>>15486680
A lot of these comics are developed by the focus group method, where they figure out what's "popular" and "marketable" then squish it all together and hope people like it. It's not even a matter of making sense or even trying to be funny. They literally just give the artist random cues like "hungry cat", "therapist", "giant robot", and leave him to try to thrown something together before the deadline.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 09:50:34 2021 No.15486900 >>15486883 Sadly this is 100% true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:24:47 2021 No.15486994 >>15486610 >>>15482934 We don't need 2 ham threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:28:14 2021 No.15487003 >>15486994 Its not up to you is it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:31:30 2021 No.15487016 >>15487003 >>>15482934 We don't need 2 ham threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:32:18 2021 No.15487018 >>15487016 >we Fuck off, I'm going to make another ham thread just so we have 3

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:32:48 2021 No.15487022 >>15487016 I think I'm OK with at least 3 ham threads, maybe more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:33:30 2021 No.15487025 >>15487018 >>15487022 >>>15482934 We don't need 3 ham threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:33:44 2021 No.15487027 >>15487016 Enjoy >>15487023

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:34:34 2021 No.15487031 >>15486646 T. too poor for afford ibérico

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:37:32 2021 No.15487047 >>15487027 >wet-cured ham filtered

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:39:15 2021 No.15487055 >>15487047 Might need a dry cured ham thread 2bh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:40:36 2021 No.15487061 >>15487055 >>>15482934

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:41:28 2021 No.15487064 >>15487061 I mean something like a /dry cured ham general/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:42:18 2021 No.15487070 >>15487055 I decided that 4 ham threads is an acceptable quantity of ham threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:42:39 2021 No.15487073 >>15487064 >>>15482934

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:44:30 2021 No.15487080 >>15486610 It’s good if it’s an uncured spiral ham and covered with some delicious thick sugar/honey/jelly glaze. Plain cured ham is fucking nasty as hell and should die with the boomers who love that crap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:44:57 2021 No.15487082 >>15487073 >>15487079

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:49:05 2021 No.15487091 File: 39 KB, 450x450, ham_n_eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15486610 Here's your ham & eggs baby!

Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:50:50 2021 No.15487096
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made a thread about chicken biscuits the other day, and I was motivated to buy a Father's country ham by a Southernfag. It arrived yesterday. About 15 pounds divided into a hock for beans/greens, a shank for to bake, and slices for frying. Should I make beans or greens with the hock?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:52:06 2021 No.15487102 >>15487096 This is the shank end. I threw it in the freezer to have on Easter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:53:12 2021 No.15487107 >>15487096 both, green beans and ham hocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:53:13 2021 No.15487108 File: 3.01 MB, 5312x2988, 20210128_132551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15487102

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:54:44 2021 No.15487115 Let’s talk about leather

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:55:20 2021 No.15487117 >>15487108 Hopefully it warms up where you are so you can grill it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 10:56:19 2021 No.15487122 >>15487115 Let's not you overcooking weirdo!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 11:26:29 2021 No.15487215 File: 87 KB, 500x603, 1609847894061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15486680 Technology is best used in food services.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 12:43:50 2021 No.15487528 >>15486646 Imagine being this wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 13:37:32 2021 No.15487701 File: 78 KB, 555x626, 1606701273733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15486883 Don't you fucking dare say that about Heathcliff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 13:39:04 2021 No.15487712 File: 351 KB, 450x549, Heathcliff goes full kafka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15486883 >Actually thinking this You just got filtered by Heathcliff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 13:40:37 2021 No.15487717 >>15486616 I don't thank Spam is made in Spain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 13:55:38 2021 No.15487777 CHILDREN LOVE THE MEAT TANK

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 13:57:33 2021 No.15487788 >>15487777 Holy shit, check em. I just wanna thank HotDad. https://youtu.be/5x8Ad3VS6cQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 14:16:00 2021 No.15487839 >>15487712 The inscrutable purpose of "cow tools" is going to haunt my brain for the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 15:30:08 2021 No.15488108 >>15487712 Jesus this will live rent-free in my head for some time...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 29 21:28:44 2021 No.15489666 >>15486610 I love ham and Heathcliff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 00:44:34 2021 No.15490562 >>15487016 Stupid hamlet. Achieve your consummation devoutly to be wished.

Anonymous Sat Jan 30 01:02:08 2021 No.15490621

A really nostalgic sandwich for me was honey ham, miracle whip, on Wonderbread, though I haven't had that in probably 2 decades. Reminds me of going across the street to my friends house playing swords or water gun fights. Or N64 Goldeneye. Better times guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 04:35:11 2021 No.15491284 >>15490621 That sounds disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 08:00:18 2021 No.15491683 >>15487839 You can send Larson an email about it if you want. I'm sure he hasn't gotten that one in awhile.

Anonymous Sat Jan 30 12:48:16 2021 No.15492746

>>15486610
>1
>>15486628
>>15486680
>>15486883
>>15487701
>>15487712
>>15487839
>>15488108
The last six years my parents local newspaper has been printing Heathcliff comics, and nothing is changed in the translation at all. My dad is in absolute stiches when reading them, and if I'm home for a visit he will hand be the newspaper to read the comic while laughing his ass off.
I've asked him several times what's so funny about it, and he just look at me like I'm mad, and say "don't you get it, anon?"
No I don't fucking get it. And every time he'll look at me like I'm weird, or comment on me lacking a sense of humour.
I'm 110% sure these comics contain some kind of subliminal message that only boomer brains can understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 13:01:24 2021 No.15492828 >>15487701 This actually made me laugh. Full disclosure, I tested substantially above the acceptable blood lead content as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 14:12:31 2021 No.15493217 >>15487701 Kek this is genius.

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