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15483520 No.15483520 [Reply] [Original]

Went to Burger King and they gave me two tomatoes in a bag.
I called and told them what happened. The lady on the phone called me fat and hung up.
I'm not even remotely fat
I paid 27 dollars.

>> No.15483548
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>gave Dylann Roof food
>bantzed da fuk outta OP

Is Burger King /ourplace/ or what?

>> No.15483551

Did they just give you the bag with the tomatoes or were they under your food?

>> No.15483590

No, this was right after I got home and opened the bag

>> No.15483594

Did you not notice the bag was a little light?

>> No.15483595

Judging by the fact that there's some sauce, I'd say OP asked for no tomatoes, got tomatoes, then pulled them off the burger to make this shitpost. He was too beta to even go mention the mistake to the cashier. He probably is fat, though.

>> No.15483603

You are a fatass if you spend $27 at a burger king

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>> No.15483662
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I'm not fat
Here's when I got domino's but forgot to post it

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I'm calling bullshit. You would have felt how light weight and empty the bag was when she handed it to you, and you could have busted her. Bought $27 worth of food and went home with an empty bag thinking everything was legit. Nahhhh

Even Apu the Frog would have reacted to an empty Happy Meal box on the spot.

>> No.15483706

Based Sherlock Holmes poster

>> No.15483746

You got that creepy child molester look.

>> No.15483762
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It's elementary, my dear Watson.

>> No.15483773

His mistake expecting shitty fast food workers to honor a request for changing a menu item when they can barely be bothered to be there to begin with. I order my food as-is or with extra cheese and just pick the tomatoes off and I almost never get my irder wrong.
Ask for too much different and you'll get your shit plain and need to waste time waiting for them to remake and spit in it.

>> No.15483776

Is it just me or does this guy look like a pedo

>> No.15483788

that's what you get for asking for "just tomatoes" dumbfuck

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>> No.15484240

you look like Jake/Logan Paul’s pedophile brother

>> No.15484244

She got your ass.

>> No.15484276

Fuck off, lardass

>> No.15484289

OP is a fag, but I can smell the envious poop skin through my monitor from these posts.

>> No.15484296

so you took a bag that you thought had $27 dollars of food in it and didn't recognize that it was a little light?

>> No.15485505

this thread is gold holy shit

>> No.15485531

You fat goddamn sausage-gut fatty fat fat.

>> No.15485544

......and this is why we do not have /ck/ meetups

>> No.15485549

you look cool, how big is your cock

>> No.15485774
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It appears that me being a Chad has stoked some dissatisfaction - dare I say it, SEETHING.
Seek sex

>> No.15485797

Are you from Alabama by any chance?

>> No.15485811

you look retarded for a white b*y

>> No.15485815

I am seeking sex, from you. Get that cock out right fucking now.

>> No.15485828

Yeah, Mobile.

>> No.15485903

Did you eat the tomatoes

>> No.15485943

okay are there really more than 2 anons from mobile ITT? wanna meet up? i’m not gay or anything

>> No.15485951

meet me at the mayor's mansion at midnight.

>> No.15485975

You’re probably as gay looking as OP.

>> No.15485982

Don't forget burger king himself

>> No.15486012

Love is like a high prison wall. You could leave me standing so tall.

>> No.15486426

You poor soul

>> No.15486462
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based /d2/ /fit/ /ck/ child predator crossposter

>> No.15486480

He genuinely looks like he has some kind of problem - inbreeding? Downs?
And will absolutely try to fuck a kid someday. Probably while screaming something about tomatoes too.

>> No.15486558

He’s from Alabama as well..

>> No.15486569
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based retard

>> No.15486634

If you're really not fat, you chose the most unflattering camera angle to pose for. That jutting waist makes me think you're at least in the overweight BMI category. Put down the cheese pizza.

>> No.15486727

I like to consider more that he got someone to take this picture for him. Imagine what they were thinking.
>"M-mom? C-can you take a picture of me with this pizza slice in a bag?"
>"What's /ck/, honey?"
>"I-it, uhm... N-nevermind"
Self proclaimed chads are never chads

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This isnt nearly as funny as the fat fuck who lives in a cabin threads. Why do people seek meme fame on /ck/?

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>> No.15486773

I was baiting for a thoughjak, de gozaimasu.

>> No.15486986

You really, really don't get it if that's what you think it is.

>> No.15486989

Correct I don't think he is a functional human being.

>> No.15487184

$27 is SO MUCH burger king

>> No.15487198

Considering the cheese pizza, he's quite open about it.

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>> No.15487827

ngl you look pretty hot, are you gay by any chance?

>> No.15487957

You didn't check a bag worth $27 immediately after realizing it was light as fuck and had nothing in it??????

>> No.15487977

you newfaggots make me sick

>> No.15488043

My girlfriend took it, and I am from Philadelphia

>> No.15488093
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Also I'm 6'2 and I barely weigh 180 pounds
here's me and my based retard cat god rest his soul

>> No.15488103

Holy shit there's something behind you

>> No.15488111
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I know your secret :)

>> No.15488211

i must say i don't care for your face or your sweetie-boy faggot haircut

>> No.15488226

Is this some cringe joke I'm too based to understand?

>> No.15488237

>Anonymous 01/29/21(Fri)14:25:24 No.15488093▶>>15488103 >>15488211
I'm prettier than you

>> No.15488258
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No, people are just upset that I am a Chad and that they are virgins
Pic related: anyone insulting me

>> No.15488264

Quit false flagging me
I don't wanna be a name friend

>> No.15488306
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I miss him so much, bros... he was retarded, but he enjoyed kino sips like Tab with me..

>> No.15488308

clearly they've confused you with a fatty
you should steal the food of a nearby lubberlad to achieve balance

>> No.15488337

Le Epic trolle

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>> No.15488704

What do you mean? He just looks high.

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>> No.15488713

You can't even see op. You should really get that repressed homosex addressed by your imam. He'll prescribe 300,000,000 milligrams of stone, to be taken all at once

>> No.15488727

Nvm, I guess you can, but I was looking at the pizza, because I'm not a fag with white fever.

>> No.15488749

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for 400

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