/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15481160]

You're supposed to eat sushi with your hands. It's a finger food.

[Anonymous No.15481173]

>>15481160
Then why do they offer me chopsticks or a plastic fork?

[Anonymous No.15481174]

>>15481160
Don't care, still using chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.15481176]

>>15481160
You will never be Japanese.

[Anonymous No.15481184]

>>15481160
I was told this once and I believed it. Then I actually went to Japan.

[Anonymous No.15481196]

>>15481160
I fingered your're moms sushi if you can catch my drift?

[Anonymous No.15481197]

>>15481184
And you went to tourist trap restaurants where you saw Chinese and Korean fuckers eating sushi wrong.

[Anonymous No.15481200]

>>15481160
here's a handy guide on it

https://youtu.be/bDL8yu34fz0?t=235

[Anonymous No.15481212]

>>15481197
I was staying with a Japanese family you worm wrangler.

[Anonymous No.15481228]

>>15481212
Sure you were. Why lie about this shit?

[Anonymous No.15481244]

>>15481228
You'd know better than I.

[Anonymous No.15481259]

>>15481197
>Koreans... wrong
Japan got sushi from Korean hoe. How can the original be wrong?

[Anonymous No.15481279]

>>15481160
You're also supposed to eat curry with your hands but I think we can all agree how counterproductive that is. Just because subhumans do it doesn't mean everyone should.

[Anonymous No.15481289]

>>15481197
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>>15481259
>>15481279
I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

TRUMP AND BIDEN IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A

[Anonymous No.15481297]

>>15481289
This is based as fuck! Americans ARE in fact uncultured PIGS. They don't take off their shoes inside, they don't know how to eat with knife and fork, they are fat and they are ugly. FUCK The United Sharts of America

[Anonymous No.15481306]

>>15481289
kys gook

[Anonymous No.15481307]

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

[Anonymous No.15481378]

>>15481160
no i think i'll keep using chopsticks. go ahead and enjoy the funny looks at the restaurant

[Anonymous No.15481443]

>>15481289
어디 살아?

[Anonymous No.15481479]

>>15481289
>I'M KOREAN
If you are south korean you own your very life to the americans since they are keeping north korea at bay, preventing you from being genocided.

If you are north korean you have no internet access or is in direct violation of the law in your country, which will soon result in your entire family being executed.

Either way you sound like a douche.

[Anonymous No.15481491]

>>15481173
So you can choose, you already have hands so they offer you 2 more options

[Anonymous No.15481504]

Let's learn some sushi lessons from the King of Sushi, Jiro Ono

[Anonymous No.15481507]

>>15481504
Because Jiro Ono makes sushi with an extremely light touch, it contains a lot of air. When it is placed on your plate, it lands softly. It is not easy to hold. Don't pick it up by both ends. Gently lift it up so that it maintains its shape.

[Anonymous No.15481510]

>>15481378
That's a weird looking pug

[Anonymous No.15481512]

>>15481507
If you wish to pick up the sushi placed on your tray with a pair of chopsticks, think of the sushi as a portable shrine. Place your chopsticks parallel to the tray as if they are the shrine's carrying poles, and lift up the sushi by grasping it along its sides. If you grasp it through its middle with your chopsticks, it will surely fall apart.

[Anonymous No.15481514]

>>15481512
If you pick up a battleship roll sushi from above with your fingers, the sushi topping will fall out when you transport the sushi to your mouth, Instead, lift up the sushi gently by grasping its sides, and eat the entire sushi in one bite.

[Anonymous No.15481522]

>>15481514
If, by chance, the sushi chef has neglected to brush nikiri shoyu on your sushi, pick up a small amount of shoga (pickled ginger) to use as a substitute for the brush. Soak it in soy sauce, and then brush it across the top of the sushi topping. It is next to impossible to pick up sushi to dip into soy sauce.

[Anonymous No.15481526]

>>15481522
Shoga (pickled ginger) cleanses your palate. But too much of it will burn your mouth. Eat a pinch to remove the aftertaste of fat.

[Anonymous No.15481530]

>>15481526
To cleanse the palate of an aftertaste, Jiro Ono believes that drinking tea is best . Water is also available for guests who consider tea too hot.

[Anonymous No.15481534]

>>15481530
If you dip sushi rice in soy sauce, you will spoil its flavor.

[Anonymous No.15481538]

>>15481534
You don't need to add soy sauce to sushi already flavored with tsume sauce.

[Anonymous No.15481543]

>>15481538
If you turn sushi upside down when eating it, your mouth will feel a strange sensation since the rice has a temperature different from your tongue.

[Anonymous No.15481551]

>>15481543
Pulling off the topping is the greatest insult to the sushi chef.

[Anonymous No.15481557]

>>15481551
A piece of sushi fits into your mouth. Its size is roughly 6 centimeters long.

[Anonymous No.15481561]

>>15481557
There is nothing more delicious than sushi that has just been placed on your plate.

[Anonymous No.15481567]

>>15481504
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>>15481561
Based spamposter

[Anonymous No.15481604]

>>15481289
I'M A AMERICAN

SON OF A BITCH KOREAN

KOREAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT RICE?

DO YOU WANT STARCRAFT?

KOREAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

KIM JONG-UN IS A MURDERER

FUCKING KOREA

[Anonymous No.15481640]

>>15481526
>pinch
I eat that shit like it's water. I miss that little ginga like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.15481667]

When I eat sushi I tell the chef to put it directly in my mouth like I'm a baby bird. I can tell by their expression that they're upset, but because they're Japanese their natural passive aggressive instincts forces them to put up with my 外国人 idiocy. Honestly, you haven't had sushi unless you've tasted Jiro's fingers directly on your tongue muh niggas.

[Anonymous No.15481693]

>>15481557
what about them bitches that are like 8-10cm round and you can’t fit the whole thing in your mouth but biting off a chunk will cause the whole roll to implode on itself
is it an insult to the chef to think he’s a retard for serving something that literally no one can fit in their mouth?

[Anonymous No.15481698]

>>15481693
you should see what me and the team fit in your moms mouf last night if you catch my drift?

[Anonymous No.15481749]

Nah. It was made for a fork. You don't even have to stab it. Just lay it on the fork and dip it into the soy sauce and right into your mouth. No sticky fingers. The fork prongs leak the sauce and you can adjust how much you want. Chopstocks and fingers are barbaric.

[Anonymous No.15481771]

>>15481160
my one experience eating real sushi about 10 years ago. i was a fish out of water. i had only had prepackaged grocery store sushi one time before this
>go to all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant
>rub my chopsticks together
>mix some wasabi (horseradish?) into the soy sauce
>set the chopsticks aside becuase I can't figure them out
>use a fork to stab my sushis and dunk it into the soy sauce for a good 10 seconds to soak it up
>slap a piece of ginger on top
>eat
>slurp my miso soup really loud because I was told thats how the nips do it
>eat some big ass uncooked green beans that were covered in salt
>keep ordering more sushi
>dine and dash

[Anonymous No.15481782]

>>15481378
I would like to see the courageous soldier who knocked this one out.

[Anonymous No.15481807]

>>15481160
Sushi is ok, when you want take a girl out...and she is a 8 at least...then it worth to spend a bit more money on her to fuck later. But generally, steak > sushi

pic related !

[Anonymous No.15481837]

>>15481807
looks like someone shat on a plate and put twigs on it

[sage is good for tea :) No.15481845]

>>15481160
it doesnt really matter

[Anonymous No.15481852]

If they serve my sushi with chopsticks, I'll eat it with chopstick

[Anonymous No.15481871]

>>15481259
Kim chee is chinese invention

[Anonymous No.15482057]

>>15481160
>>15481184
Hey dummies, it's both. You can eat it with your hands or with chopsticks. Either way is fine. I've eaten sushi with Japanese people in both conveyor belt sushi and high end restaurants, and saw people doing both.

[Anonymous No.15482133]

>>15482057
Or you know, slide it on top of a fork like a normal person would.

[Anonymous No.15482136]

>>15481479
This is an age-old copypasta, don't waste your time.

[Anonymous No.15482157]

>>15481604
I'M A MEXICAN

SON OF A BITCH WHITE MANG

WHITE MANGS ES RICO

DO YOU WANT A MOWED LAWN?

DO YOU WANT A HOLE DIG?

WHITE BOSS ISNT PAYING OVERTIME

INS IS A MURDERER

FUCKING IMIGRATION LAWS

[Anonymous No.15482293]

>>15482133
In Japan I don't think I've ever seen a fork in a sushi place. Not even in Tokyo.

[Anonymous No.15482298]

>>15481534
>>15481543
>don't dip the rice into the soy sauce
>don't dip the fish into the say sauce
Why did you give me soy sauce if I can't use it?

[Anonymous No.15482304]

>>15482298
you brush the soy sauce over the fish with the ginger

[Anonymous No.15482375]

>>15482293
That is why they lost the war. They don't use the right tools for the right job. A fork is ideal to pick up, provide stabilization if the roll is damaged, dip, drain and place completely in mouth while not eating with your fingers getting messy.

[Anonymous No.15482410]

>>15481289
Such an old copy pasta

[Anonymous No.15482565]

>>15481160
It depends on how the chef makes it.

1. What kind of rice is selected
2. How the chef cooks the rice
3. what seasonings are used to turn the rice into sushi rice
4. What is the chef's view on the size of fish and sushi rice
5. How strong it is to solidify the sushi rice
6. Whether the chef has already added the seasoning or whether the eater adds it himself.

If you don't understand this, don't go anywhere but supermarkets and cheap sushi bars!
Fake sushi bars charge exorbitant fees and
Or you miss out on understanding the real taste.

[Anonymous No.15482728]

>>15481160
Ok dabido kun

[Anonymous No.15482734]

>>15481667
>not eating sushi from on top of some girl's body
DISHONORARY

[Anonymous No.15484337]

*slaps flash frozen raw fish on plain rice*
DAT WOURLD BE 30 DORRAR

Sushi is such a scam

[Anonymous No.15484360]

>>15481771
>>big ass uncooked green beans that were covered in salt

Sorry bro...
you ate SOY

[Anonymous No.15484786]

>>15481160
I eat it with a knife and fork when in Japan to show them a glimpse of civilized society.

[Anonymous No.15484831]

>>15481173
pleb filter

[... No.15484834]

>>15481259
>Japan got sushi from Korean hoe. How can the original be wrong?
Wrong. It originates with Narezushi which is pickled.
Raw sushi with rice, as we know it, is a recent invention only available in fishing areas originally, and later elsewhere due to refrigeration.
But eating raw seafood in general (without vinegared rice) likely sprang up organically in any area with coastal access.

[Anonymous No.15484846]

>>15484834
achchually, sashimi is raw seafood. Sushi is just refers to the rice. Cooked seafood can still be sushi.

[... No.15484877]

>>15484846
Ackchyually...
sashimi refers to any raw meat as there is chicken sashimi as well as horse sashimi.

[Anonymous No.15484909]

>>15481604
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[Anonymous No.15484916]

>>15482157
>no gringo
1/10

[Anonymous No.15484918]

>>15482298
Jiro pre sauces his fish to the supposedly correct amount, the sauce is there for if the chef forgets to add it, but you're not supposed to use it as the chef would never forget such a thing.

[Anonymous No.15484928]

>>15484786
Why do they drink sake out of tiny sipping cups like this?

[Anonymous No.15484935]

>>15481160
>You're supposed to eat sushi with your hands.
You're supposed to eat sushi off of your waifu pillow.

[Anonymous No.15484956]

You faggots are all incorrect. Here's a comprehensive guide on how to eat sushi (and Japanese restaurant etiquette):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b75cl4-qRE

[... No.15484962]

>>15484918
>Jiro pre sauces his fish to the supposedly correct amount, the sauce is there for if the chef forgets to add it, but you're not supposed to use it as the chef would never forget such a thing.
Honorary seppuku if no sauce.

[Anonymous No.15485292]

>>15481504
Jiro hates foreigners and doesn't allow them to make reservations after his piggu great grand daughter married one and fucked up the his family bloodline

[Anonymous No.15485354]

>>15481160
Shh... you’re gonna attract the weebcels

[Anonymous No.15485712]

>>15481667
Best thing I’ve ever read on /ck/, can’t wait to hear your hot take on beans in chili.

[Anonymous No.15485925]

>>15484956
A mixture of casual and irreversible lies.

[Anonymous No.15485946]

you're supposed to wear gloves when you touch food

[Anonymous No.15485952]

>>15481173
The same reason they give you soy sauce. They assume you want it retard mode.

[Anonymous No.15485959]

>>15481378
>sushi
>at a restaurant
Like going to a hot dog restaurant.

[Anonymous No.15485962]

Why do people eat raw fish. Is there no fire in Asia?

[Anonymous No.15485974]

>>15484909
You won't get disappeared for talking about any of this.

[Anonymous No.15486032]

>>15484877
Actually...
Horse is basashi.
Chicken is torisashi.
Beef is gyusashi.
Venison is shikasashi.
It goes on from there.
Baka gaijin.

[Anonymous No.15486038]

>>15485292
He was happy with Obama coming to visit though, mostly because he was backed up on grape drank, 40oz malt liquors and Newports.

[Anonymous No.15486061]

>>15485959
Have you ever been to a hot dog restaurant? Papaya king in nyc is fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.15486085]

>>15484928
because they serve it steamin hot

[Anonymous No.15486089]

>>15484909
look at the stupid chinese and laugh

[Anonymous No.15486136]

>>15486032
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

[Anonymous No.15486163]

>>15486136
>their curry is just watered soup

I dunno what kind of curry you've had from japan but it's a sugary slop not watery at all

[Anonymous No.15486198]

>>15481160
There's literally no reason to not use chopsticks

[Anonymous No.15486214]

>>15481160
I am japanese and OP is partially right. You are supposed eat sushi with your hands but not the way OP's pic shows.

You are supposed to sit next to a window and flick the plate in a manner that the plate and the splashing soy sauce's silhouette against the sun resembles Japan's original flag and then the sushi should fall into your mouth. The soy sauce usually creates a mess, but we tolerate that because we respect our culture and traditions.

[Anonymous No.15486216]

>>15481512
If you wanna dip it in soy sauce then you gotta use this method to pick it up

[Anonymous No.15486227]

>>15486136
Why don’t you go back to getting banned from multiple boards for shitposting about Jiro’s sushi, you unloveable, unfunny, autistic fucking permavirgin?

[Anonymous No.15486234]

>>15486136
>>15486163
ITT: cooklets who have never even opened a tray of S&B Golden in their lives.
This is the food and cooking board. If you can’t make food and don’t cook, you should fuck off to /b/ and Jack it to trannies or some shit.

[Anonymous No.15486235]

>>15486234
does your dumbass make it watery?

[Anonymous No.15486280]

>>15486235
No. I make it according to the instructions on the box and it’s neither sweet nor watery.

[Anonymous No.15486490]

>>15486163
>>15486234
>>15486235
>>15486280
The funniest part of this is Saporro has soup curry specifically and it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.15486542]

>>15486280
Japanese curry is known for being sweet it's literally made with apples and honey

[Anonymous No.15486598]

>>15486542
I think you're confusing Japanese curry with Rosh Hashanah.

[Anonymous No.15486686]

>>15486542
Vermont curry is their sweet variant.
But saying that all Japanese curry is sweet is as erroneous as claiming that all Americans are as smart as a Japanese ninth grader.

[Anonymous No.15486960]

>>15485959
>Buying a dozen different fish to make sushi at home
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.15487044]

>>15486542
And Indian curry is known for being 10% fecal matter.
You don't generalize all available varieties by pretending they're all the same as one available type.

[Anonymous No.15487052]

>>15486061
Fuck you beat me to it. Friends and I did a hotdog crawl in the city like 5 years ago and it was glorious.

[Anonymous No.15487228]

>>15481551
I'm going to start doing this. One day an honorable chef will use his family heirloom katana to end me.

[Anonymous No.15487436]

>>15485959
>t. actual rabid, drooling and unsupervised retard

[Anonymous No.15487469]

>>15486542
>literally made with apples and honey
as opposed to what, being made with figurative apples and honey?

[Anonymous No.15487472]

>>15487052
your mom crawled all over my hotdog if you catch my drift?

[Anonymous No.15487504]

>>15487472
Basado i rojopillado.

[Anonymous No.15487540]

>>15486490
Curry should not look like greasy stomach bile...

[Anonymous No.15487556]

>>15486542
no its not

[Anonymous No.15487974]

>>15481504
I'll smother it, deep fry it and shove it up my greasy anus and shit it back out on my spoon and you better be happy about it I'm a paying customer you fucking gook

[Anonymous No.15488013]

>>15484962
thats not a haiku

[Anonymous No.15488064]

>>15481507
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>>15481561
It’s oddly endearing how autistic the Japanese can be about things like this

[Anonymous No.15488076]

>>15481173
So the cooks know who to give the odd cuts

[Anonymous No.15488088]

>>15488064
People used to care about stuff, you know

[Anonymous No.15488094]

>>15481782
Imagine having to pay child support for that thing

[Anonymous No.15488565]

>>15488013
秋終わり
地球にカエル
住み着いて

アノン

[Anonymous No.15488608]

>>15481160
This post was typed by hands that cannot operate a pair of chopsticks with finesse.

[Anonymous No.15488759]

>>15488565
ふゆのあさ
ぜんじつはんがく
すしつまむ

20秒レンチンアノン

[Anonymous No.15488847]

>>15488759
おいしそう

[Anonymous No.15488851]

>>15488759
>ぜんじつはんがく
anon

[Anonymous No.15488924]

>>15481522
>use ginger instead of dipping the rice
whoa this is a really good idea thanks anon

[Anonymous No.15488941]

>>15481782
Probably just some run of the mill, drunk, horny nigger who mysteriously disappeared on his to the corner store to buy cigarettes 30 seconds into his refractory period.

[Anonymous No.15488953]

>>15485946
Stop spamming this hogfaced gook.

[Anonymous No.15489056]

>>15488953
The best way to deal with them is to avoid looking at them.

[Anonymous No.15490761]

I prefer to eat mine with a spoon.

[Anonymous No.15491010]

[Anonymous No.15491013]

>>15481160
https://youtu.be/G-FAcSJ7tbA