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15471511 No.15471511 [Reply] [Original]

give me some Nordic dishes to make

>> No.15471526

>>15471511
>nordic dishes
dont bother, its all just rotting fish and unseasoned meat. honestly its probably one of the worse cuisines in the world if you can even call it that

>> No.15471563

Salmon fillet seasoned with piss
Don't larp faggot

>> No.15471577

>>15471511
even the fucking Dutch BTFO Nordic shit. stop larping and get a life.

>> No.15471583

>>15471511
Dark bread
Salted fish
Mead or beer if you count those as dishes
The holy trinity of Nordic food that doesn't suck ass.

>> No.15471596

>>15471511
smoked salmon. Swedish dish.

>> No.15471647
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15471647

Has anyone tried making this?

>> No.15471670

>>15471577
cry more you big asshole, I bet your skin color isnt even white

>> No.15471706

>>15471670
Lol even the fucking Moors fucked the vikings
They are so overrated stop larping

>> No.15471713

>>15471706
>overrated
>took seige and occupied Wessex, Mercia and Kent depsite the pathetic efforts of the sheep-fucker saxons to stop them
retard

>> No.15471734

>>15471706
monk hands typed this post

enjoy your ravaged Monastery faggot, we’ll be back in a fort nite for more

>> No.15471758

>>15471713
>>15471734
>proud because they kicked british ass
Lmao larp harder, any proper army fucked vikings
Your best victory was against unarmed civilians

>> No.15471763

>>15471670
You did not say i was wrong.

>> No.15471770

>>15471758
The Saxons were cooler and had better aesthetics than a bunch of shitty merchants and pirates that had to suck Rheinlander dick constantly. Why do larpers love Vikangz so much?

>> No.15471784

>>15471763
they vastly outnumbered the vikings, non-whites breed like rabbits so they had blood to spare...there is no honor in a fight like that

>> No.15471791

>>15471770
Tbh I don't really like anglos but that's another story
I guess all the larping of we wuz vikangs n' shieet comes from
>Woah cool tv show

>> No.15471799
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15471799

>>15471784
>Dutch
>Non-white
>No honor fighting because larger army
A fucking viking larper talking about honor when they biggest accomplishment is killing and stealing from civilians lmaooooo

>> No.15471807

>>15471784
Lol faggot

>> No.15471818
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15471818

>>15471799
>>15471807
>

>> No.15472670

>>15471647
>1/2 cm thick
>that picture
Wew.

Thickness aside, this is just recipe for chapatti.

>> No.15472963

>>15471818
Some Frisians were still pagan retard

>> No.15472980

>>15471818
>>Dutch
>>Non-white

>> No.15472991

I had a Norwegian girlfriend once. I asked her if i should learn any Norwegian dishes.
She said “no, do not. Please.”