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Where is he now?

Also, what's your favorite episode of Kitchen Nightmares?

>> No.15470504

He went to london to open a restaurant just to stick it to GR.
TSA confiscated all the bison meat tho

>> No.15470544

>>15470504
with what money?

>> No.15470547

>>15470544
Hey that was a classy place in ohio

>> No.15471127

YOU SHUT UP

>> No.15471144

>>15470395
Either he's moved onto a new con or the taxman got him (or dead).
It's the fate of all shysters

>> No.15471231

>>15470395
Joe was the biggest nigger on this show.

>> No.15471300

I NEVER FUCKIN TOLD YOU THAT

>> No.15471305

>self-taught by European chefs
It's so hard to believe, but people like this really do exist

>> No.15471315

my favorite part was when Gordan recommended putting bluegill/crappie on the menu. That was literally desperation because flyovers have no seafood.

>> No.15471422
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15471422

for me, it's bad breath burger guy

>> No.15471455

>>15471422
isn't the aussie guy dead now?

>> No.15471500

>>15471422
Failed mob boss and legit gaybo. Did you know his wife is 60 and isn't that powerful?
She also feels a very positive energy from Chef Ramsay.

>> No.15471629

for me it's
>YOU FUCKIN BLOWJOB!!

>> No.15471668
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>>15470395

>> No.15471678

>>15470395
the doctor who decided to start a Jamaican restaurant next door for some reason is a personal favorite of mine

>> No.15471853

>>15471455
>>15471500
i only enjoyed the episode because it was funny to see how far he and his wife had their head up their ass
also dubs chain

>> No.15471989

>>15471455
Yup, he's passed

>> No.15471998

>>15471629
Peter you’re embarrassing me

>> No.15472018

>>15471422
Isn't this the guy who stole money from his son

>> No.15472125

After watching several of his episodes I'm left wanted to try every dish that he had only to see for myself if they're as bad as he makes them out to be
I do believe he's exaggerating for the dramatic effect

>> No.15472426

>>15470395
Joe was the embodiment of "no u"

>> No.15472943
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This absolute psycho

>> No.15473010

>>15472125
I'm sure he exaggerates the complaints for some, but you do occasionally catch him complimenting some people's food. There's a webm that floats around here where he's eating a burger that's big and he over emphasizes this like it's so big it can't be eaten normally, yet in one of GRs youtube videos he makes a burger just as tall.

>> No.15473274

>UK Version
>What happened? Where's your passion? Where's your standards as a chef?
>You're absolutely right Chef Ramsay sorry for loosing me temper earlier and calling you a cheeky wanker

>US Version
>YOU'RE SHIT, AND YOUR FOOD IS SHIT, DISGOSTEN
>FUCK YOU GORDIE CUSTOMERS LOVE MY FOOD, PEOPLE STOP ME IN THE STREETS AND TELL ME "WOW THIS WAS THE BEST MEAL I'VE EVER HAD", I'M GOING TO RAPE AND KILL YOU, NOW BE A THERAPIST TO MY WIFE WHO WAS MOLESTED AS A KID

>> No.15474721
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>>15472943
HELLO! MY NAME IS NINOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.15474791

>>15470395
Probably gets said a lot but the ABC baking company is hard to top in insanity.

The American-Indian restaurant where bugs had completely taken over the basement was a pretty good one too.

>> No.15474831

>>15474791
I'd appreciate it if you could remember the name of the second one.

>> No.15474846

>>15474791
I follow Amy on instagram and she unironically is a good baker.

>> No.15474857

>>15474831
It's called Dillon's.

Here's the episode in question. It is amazing how no one dies from some of the shit that happens here, and in some of the other kitchens. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/wNxwrSjtYIo

>> No.15474883

>>15473010
Watch them again, he is taking the piss out of the joint using much smaller buns than the patty. Gordon’s buns are proportionate and actually cover his entire burger.

>> No.15475281
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This one and the black owned one that claimed that Ramsay planted a mouse in their restaurant.

>> No.15475617

>>15471668
BASADO

>> No.15475694
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15475694

This guy Greg who owned Zocalo isy favorite KN story

Wife Mary was an absolute lazy hag with two older daughters from her first marriage

Owner dude worked like 16 hour days while wife and daughters complained he worked too much without helping him

Gordon lays into the wife hard for being such a cunt

Post show, owner divorces wife and leech step daughters and marries qt nice waitress from same episode

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>>15475694
Pic of nearly 60 year old ex wife who thought her KN appearance would launch an acting career lmao

>> No.15475716

>PULLIN MY BLEEDIN PLONKER OINGO BOINGO M9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Z7EPh8oLU

>> No.15475722

>>15475694
Then killed himself... you know that right?

>> No.15475799
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>>15475722
You're thinking of Joseph Cerniglia- the one Gordon said his business would be swimming in the Hudson...later the guy jumps off the bridge and kills himself

He also had a super bitch wife, but he was having an affair with a qt pastry cook
Even his mom was on team pastry cook gf side when he died

>> No.15475807

>>15473010
That gif is dishonest bait.
The burger is actually fucked if you watch the full scene.

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>>15470395
This guy was fucking hilarious. Even funnier is now makes terrible dad-rock.

www.davidleonardnyc.com

>> No.15475864

>>15475281
Those two breaking down crying at every little thing like a pair of toddlers was funny as fuck

>> No.15475870

>>15475799
>he one Gordon said his business would be swimming in the Hudson...later the guy jumps off the bridge and kills himself

holy shit

>gordon observes guys jump
>NOT EVEN A FUCKING BACKFLIP? YEA, HALF-ASS, THAT'S RIGHT

>> No.15475871

>>15475281
They did plant it.

>random dead mouse
>in the entryway doors?

>> No.15475878

>>15470395
Is that the guy who was fucking several waitresses, had them caress his hair on camera, and tried to sue Gordon after getting fired?

>> No.15475908

>>15474857
>Can you explain to Gomaz that we've got to stop putting things on the floor
kek

>> No.15475998

>>15474846
Is she still nuts?

>> No.15476058

>>15475998
what do you think?

>> No.15476213

it's fresh
fresh frozen
fresh frozen from a can

>> No.15476316

>It's a "Gordon meet his archnemesis, Chef Mike, once again" episode

>> No.15476396

>>15476213

>catch fish it's fresh
>quality flash freeze it
>6 mo later you thaw it
>it's fresh because it was fresh frozen
Ergo you always have FRESH ingredients

Is Gordon such a stupid meathead to not understand this concept?

>> No.15476422

>>15476396
>frozen
>fresh

No

>> No.15476437

>>15476396
Fresh means it hasn't been frozen at all, numpty

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>>15470395
For me, it's Hotel Hell

>> No.15476470

>>15476422
>>15476437

I love it how no matter what Gordan does or says, no matter how stupid he has a cohirt of loyle fans that eat his shit without thinking.

You probably think that his cheese melt was proper

>> No.15476499

>>15476470
>he has a cohirt of loyle fans that eat his shit without thinking
His cheese melt was utter shite, and fresh is not the same as frozen. Fuck off and learn to type and spell before you start arguing

>> No.15476588

>>15476499
Please do not use ad homonem fallacies, you have your ramsay goggles on.
And what are you the grammer police?

>> No.15476649

>>15476588
>provides no argument
>muh ad homonononem

fresh
/frɛʃ/
adjective
(of food) recently made or obtained; not tinned, frozen, or otherwise preserved.
Straight from googles japs eye, now what? Gonna call me gay or some shit because you lost?

>> No.15476691

>>15476649
Yeah but QUALITY IPA flash freezing is like a timeout on freshness it's the same for crio shit, freeze it fresh you unthaw it and boom it's FRESH.
Technology has evolved Gordan is stuck in the icebox era

>> No.15476721

>>15470395
for me, it's the episode in the college town where they're sleeping in a hotel room the mum can't cook for shit and it takes hours to bring out anything, and then gordon fixes their shitty menu of weird sushi, gives them a couple of chefs for a year and rents them a house.

>> No.15476764
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>>15470395
For me it was the episode with the mexican chef who couldnt even make meatballs. Absolute insanity.

>> No.15476808

I liked the idiot that tried to pass off microwaved frozen lasagna to Gordon as "My mothers secret recipe"

>> No.15476812

>>15476691
>Yeah but QUALITY IPA flash freezing is like a timeout on freshness it's the same for crio shit, freeze it fresh you unthaw it and boom it's FRESH
From what I remember flash freezing just makes smaller ice crystals, all it does is preserve the quality a bit better for longer. It's done so it'll still be decent quality on the shelf for when someone buys it, once it's frozen it isn't fresh.
>Technology has evolved
My grandmother is in a wheelchair now, does that make her a bike?
>>15476764
Definitely one of the good ones

>> No.15476814

>>15476808
Well perhaps his mother was just a shitty cook.

>> No.15476818

>>15476812
>from what I remember

Please don't speak out of your ass then.

>> No.15476825

Masterchef is the better show.

>> No.15476847

>>15476818
Flash freezing is used in the food industry to quickly freeze perishable food items (see frozen food). In this case, food items are subjected to temperatures well below[clarification needed] water's melting/freezing point. Thus, smaller ice crystals are formed, causing less damage to cell membranes.[6]
That's from the wikipedia page, turns out my memory served me well for a change. Now what? You might as well call me incel chud reddit at this point
>>15476825
The buttery biscuit base song got me watching masterchef more

>> No.15476850

>>15476470
Just going to interject between you arguing idiots to let one of you know that when meat is frozen the ice inside of the muscles and shit shred and cut the meat. It creates a totally different meal and that's simply a fact.

>> No.15476861

>>15470395
>what's your favorite episode of Kitchen Nightmares?
It's an episode from the UK. The restaurant is called "The runaway girl".

>> No.15476865
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>>15470395
>>15476441
>That Hotel Hell episode where the old witch didnt clean her own shit and they boiled burgers.

>> No.15476910

>>15476850
Thank you anon, I admit I'm ashamed I'm still talking about this with him and taking the bait so much

>> No.15476926
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>>15476865
>The Hotel Hell where the old immigrant asian parents made their bratty weird daughters management

>> No.15476934

>>15476926
That episode was pure kino. I wanted to punch those girls so bad.

>> No.15476967

>>15471422I fucking love this episode, so much drama

>> No.15476971

>>15476967
Their son got megafucked by his parents, economy wise and genetically.

>> No.15476998

>>15476865
You mean the one where they hade freezers outside in the alley?

>> No.15477006

>>15476910
Kek you done been baited hard

>> No.15477011

>>15476865
>i'm just heatin' it up

>> No.15477019

>>15474831
it's literally the first episode of the entire show, S1E1

>> No.15477021

>>15476998
>>15477011
Yeah that one.
I wonder how that burger must have tasted

>> No.15477028

>>15471422
This is definitely the funniest episode. I love that at the end when Gordon fixes the menu and the son is happy with it, the father still wants to go back to making his shitty, pretentious "wagyu" burgers.

>> No.15477031

>>15476691
>freeze
>thaw
>call it fresh
Yah, nah

>> No.15477043

>>15477031
Do you know BOFA then anon

>> No.15477056

>>15477043
Yeah, BOFA deez nutz

>> No.15477065

>>15471422
senpai, what is the name of the episode.

>> No.15477069

>>15477056
Lmfao burn

>> No.15477071

>>15477065
Burger Kitchen my friend

>> No.15477073

>>15477056
GOT 'EM

>> No.15477133

>>15471422
Guy looks like one of his ancestors shagged an abo.

>> No.15477147

>>15477133
His father is a jew

>> No.15477681

>>15475871
It's believable, rodents get weird once they've eaten a bellyful of poison. They will stand out in the open, not run when people walk towards them, etc. I've even picked them up when they're like that. The whole process from feeding to death takes like 2-3 days and this "drunk" state is how they act near the end

>> No.15477701

>>15476865
>that hotel hell episode where the hotel was completely bright red inside and had jacuzzis in the living room

>> No.15477716

>>15477701
The fucked up Ferrari one. That was nuts.

>> No.15477731
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>>15477701
>The Hotel Hell episode where the dad was offering his guests weed in his "bud hut"

>> No.15477786

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbWXgVUgdUI&t

I find this episode exceptionally cozy.

>> No.15477844

the episode itself wasn't memorable but garlic strawberry shrimp made by the fat french chef was one of the funnier actually related to food instances

>> No.15477885

>>15477731
That guy was a based retard.

>> No.15477889

>>15477885
Yeah I hope he is still just smoking his ex wifes money away.

>> No.15478001

>>15470395
you posted the best one

>> No.15478011

>>15475694
based

>> No.15478086

>>15470395
Also a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8n_cOeWBTs&ab_channel=KitchenNightmares

Anyone who ever worked in a restaurant are there really this incompetent chefs?

>> No.15478308

>>15477028
Waygoo anon.
He used Waygoo.

>> No.15478430

>>15477021
I love how they commented that she had literal feces on the carpet BC she couldn't make it to the bathroom

>> No.15478449

>>15476865
Based episode

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For me, it's Mike & Nellie's Smoking Hot Daughters and Steakhouse