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[Anonymous No.15468045]

>be me
>8.pm
>want to get drunk once again
>go to the chinese store a block away
>lots of people on the line
>grab my beers
>talk to the boss
>"yo yan, im taking two beers, pay you tomorrow"
>"no problem anon"
>dont even have to wait
>pay for it a week later
>feels good to be friends with the owner
>do this almost everyday
>angry normies look at me with disgust for skipping the line

[Anonymous No.15468061]

>>15468045
>want to get drunk
>two beers

what?

[Anonymous No.15468079]

>>15468061
Hes probably a midget

[Anonymous No.15468086]

Please make sure you let them know you appreciate the friendship, and one day you should bring him a gift or something for being so chill. No matter how close you are with somebody, don't get comfortable and take it for granted. I bet you $100 he secretly absolutely fucking hates that you do this so often.

[Anonymous No.15468271]

>>15468045
>wanting to get drunk at 8pm
>two beers

I have to start boozing at 4:30-5pm to get shitfaced by 10-11pm, 8 o’clock is too late to start drinking.

>two beers
They better be the 25 oz tall boys of malt liquor desu.

[Anonymous No.15468287]

>>15468271
>They better be the 25 oz tall boys of malt liquor desu.
tastes like depression.

[Anonymous No.15468300]

>>15468061
i have lunch at 1.pm and start getting drunk at 8, you can figure the rest out

[Anonymous No.15468305]

>>15468287
I had one of those in high school and it was so abhorrent I haven’t had one since.

But too be fair, if you get 4 of those that’s like 12 cans of beer.

[Anonymous No.15468312]

>>15468086
yan has my back, buddy and I will luck his asshole if he ever offers it up. Those 2 beers really help me to get that nice russian vomit drunk to forget my woes

[Anonymous No.15468438]

>>15468045
same. i got a liquor store across the street from my house so they know ill always be back there, they let me open a tab up that i pay on friday and reup on more beer. based hindus

[Anonymous No.15468480]

Damn and here I got a real job to fund my alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.15469265]

Hlos me bris im so plasyrrd pmg

[Anonymous No.15469683]

>>15469265
cringe

[Anonymous No.15469866]

Bros im like so drunk right now like.... damn bros lol im just so like so drunk in gonna pass out broooo xdddd

[Anonymous No.15470487]

>>15468086
This is right.

[Anonymous No.15470611]

>>15469265
Listen I’ve been shitfaced drunk before but I’ve never had trouble typing.

[Anonymous No.15470620]

>>15469265
If I am too drunk to type properly then I'm too drunk to move and I am probably laying face down in the gutter.