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Anonymous Sat Jan 23 13:01:06 2021 No.15452409 [Reply] [Original]

Why are all his recipes the exact same thing (just put ingredient of the day in butter) and why do they get more than a million views?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 13:10:47 2021 No.15452469 >>15452409 because it's comfy to watch. and you forgot the nutmeg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 13:13:46 2021 No.15452490 hi uhh this is uhh john umm.... john uhh umm townsend from uhhh um townsend and uhh... >unwatchable

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 13:14:18 2021 No.15452497 Orange Fool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 13:24:22 2021 No.15452560 >>15452409 Because cooking on YouTube (besides obviously a select few) is actual fucking garbage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 13:28:17 2021 No.15452581 >>15452409 >take ingredient >make it cooked Fuck cooking, rite? If cooking required skill, Twitch would stream it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 13:28:27 2021 No.15452584 File: 102 KB, 900x900, Kent_Rollins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're a liberal faggot John

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 14:21:55 2021 No.15452883 >>15452584 absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 14:28:05 2021 No.15452912 >>15452409 Because they didn't exactly have a million things on hand in the 1800s?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 14:34:55 2021 No.15452946 >>15452584 Blessed cowboy cooking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 14:38:01 2021 No.15452966 >>15452409 Because recipes in the 1800s/1700s were the exact same thing He mentions skipping a lot of recipes that are either too simple or similar to everything else

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 15:01:09 2021 No.15453111 >>15452409 Nutmeg too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 15:02:13 2021 No.15453120 >>15452584 >has y'all met my beard yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 15:23:35 2021 No.15453237 Because colonial US didn't have much to work with

Anonymous Sat Jan 23 15:45:24 2021 No.15453327

>>15452490
"hello everyone and welcome back to 18th century cooking, im your host jhon townsend and today were going to be making a delicious egg and nutmeg sloppa"

(this is where the intro plays and you fast forward by 10 seconds)

Jhon and the audience both have a stroke reading the fucked up 17th century Englifh and they have to interpret 80% of it anyways

into a bowl goes some random shit, some plants we found outside, 1/2lb butter, 17 eggs, AND SOME FRESHLY GRATED (((NUTMEG)))
and now we boil it for 700 minutes
(700 minutes passes)

"allright let's give this a try" (takes first bite, reassuring fiddle music plays)

mmm this nutmeg sloppa is truly amazing, I highly encourage you all to go out and try this amazing recipe

sometimes there's a fat guy in the background that does stuff occasionally or my personal favorite, the blue coat guy that just stands in awkward silence for the entire video then says only 6 or 7 words after they try the food like "these beans cooked up nicely"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 16:02:34 2021 No.15453396 can someone give me the list of episodes with his daughter. I don't want to go over them all

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 16:05:03 2021 No.15453411 >>15452409 Im still waiting for Orange fool 2

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 16:06:51 2021 No.15453419 >>15452409 I bet hes a white supremacist. Any white man who glorifies the past and tries to reconnect audience to the past must be a Chud in the closet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 16:06:59 2021 No.15453420 >>15453411 You can look forward to his Double Peach Crumble.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 16:08:03 2021 No.15453426 >>15452966 Sounds like he picked a shit gimmick then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 16:28:22 2021 No.15453525 >>15453419 Doubtful, but it'd be funny to see his channel get shut down because of some faggot unironically claiming that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 17:08:04 2021 No.15453757 >>15453419 On the contrary he made fun of Trump and now his chud audience is furious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 17:12:46 2021 No.15453782 >>15453757 Trump isn't a true white supremacist. He's just a guy who found an unexploited supply of useful idiots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 17:29:53 2021 No.15453899 >>15453757 trump wasn't a white supremacist. He was an opportunist who tapped into the venom of the american psyche. Those who believed in him have recently found that they were deceived. /pol/ is /natsoc/ HEIL HITLER

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 17:57:12 2021 No.15454063 File: 7 KB, 100x100, 3eee5c2600048ac_100100.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15452469 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 18:40:07 2021 No.15454263 >>15453426 It's not so much a gimmick as it is just him filming stuff he already does. He's a massive dork.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 18:53:05 2021 No.15454357 >>15452409 because that's how people cooked before your were shit on a log and hatched in the sun, son.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 18:54:07 2021 No.15454365 File: 22 KB, 361x358, butt hurt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15453327

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 23 20:24:32 2021 No.15454890 >>15454365 I actually like townsends, super comfy to watch them make 18th century sloppa

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 00:27:19 2021 No.15456229 >>15452584 based cowboy Kent, tried a few of his recipes now he's really changed my mind about american food

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 00:28:55 2021 No.15456240 >>15452409 Fuck this fool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 02:26:54 2021 No.15456626 >>15453327 You forgot the part where he stirs with some twigs tied together, I like that part

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:26:06 2021 No.15456745 Trump lost. It is over. You now have to go back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:28:52 2021 No.15456749 >>15453419 God Forbid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:37:51 2021 No.15456778 >>15452409 He’s like Bob Ross, he’s videos are relaxing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 03:58:19 2021 No.15456846 >>15452409 OP, You lack basic listening skills, just like the rest of your zoomer friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 04:00:08 2021 No.15456851 >>15452497 The hamburger haver has been triggered

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 04:02:04 2021 No.15456861 >>15452560 Where's your channel, arsewipe? If it's so fucking easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 04:04:40 2021 No.15456872 >>15453327 Look at the basement dweller criticise a guy for trying to make a living rather than leech off his mother.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 04:06:44 2021 No.15456879 >>15453419 I bet you're one of them California faggots that hates anyone trying to earn money

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 04:09:56 2021 No.15456885 >>15452497 Is this a meme? He never mentioned Trump in that video does he?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 04:11:06 2021 No.15456892 >>15453757 >>15453782 >>15453899 >>>/leftypol/ get off my board

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 04:32:53 2021 No.15456961 >>15452497 Liked his videos but stopped watching after this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:19:13 2021 No.15457657 >>15452409 Wow it's almost like that's all they had in 1650s New England

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:25:34 2021 No.15457678 >>15453899 Why don’t you fuck off to /pol/ then faggot. You’ll fit right in with all the shills there

Anonymous Sun Jan 24 08:33:38 2021 No.15457709

>>15452497
I too post orange fool in townsends threads but I still find it difficult to believe that mutts are insecure and obsessed enough that they actually thought that video was a dig at trump. People say it was released around the inauguration, it was actually released around 4/7, as befits a George Washington dessert.
Townsends is very samey though and I find it difficult to watch more than a few videos

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 10:32:11 2021 No.15458179 >>15452409 yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 10:36:23 2021 No.15458199 >>15452409 Why does OP seethe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 10:37:43 2021 No.15458206 IM FRUSTRATED

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 10:42:06 2021 No.15458231 File: 476 KB, 1080x986, 20210124_104147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15452584 Based af, made his chili recipe awhile ago

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 11:34:42 2021 No.15458488 >>15458206 I hate that stupid fucking thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 24 14:26:30 2021 No.15459340 >>15452584 based

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