Boomer parents in the kitchen thread

[Anonymous No.15451383]

>making Italian meat and bone broth for risotto
>followed every single step of the traditional recipe, flawless execution
>mom gets into the kitchen and berates me for not doing boomer crap that inevitably translates into a soggy mess, like cooking it for 20 minutes instead of the recommended 4 hours
>in a few hours she'll lick the plate of the risotto but still remind everyone her own rice glue with no salt and butter would have tasted better anyway

Why are boomers like this

[Anonymous No.15451398]

Imagine living at home with your parents and disrespecting them on an anime messageboard like this

[Anonymous No.15451429]

>>15451398
It's Saturday, he may have gone to his folks for as a social.

[Anonymous No.15451434]

>>15451429
where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.15451436]

>>15451429
yeah nah

[Anonymous No.15451446]

Their mothers were the soul cook in the house and took great pride in there skills. As the atomic family dissolved in the 90s and moms had to get jobs their skills diminished but they still want to get the gratification and title of good cook that their mothers had.

[Anonymous No.15451469]

>>15451446
I've never met a woman that's a good cook, passable maybe but good? Nah senpai, it's always ok at best and they hype themselves up because no one calls them on their bullshit

[Anonymous No.15451472]

>>15451469
t. never had italian nonnas cooking

[Anonymous No.15451487]

>>15451472

My Italian nonna was God tier, yet she was also a vicious narcissist who chose to take all or her recipes down to hell with her without ever sharing a single one. Satan is having the best lasagne ever made north of Bologna.

[Anonymous No.15451494]

>>15451487
based nonna

[Anonymous No.15451506]

>>15451383
dont know that feeling sorry, my mom suck ass at cooking but she knows that and most of the time she is the one saying it, probably knows 2-3 dishes that she cooks great but dont ask her anything else or you will eat crap
the men of my family are the one who cooks, not only in my house

[Anonymous No.15451512]

I wish to learn from my gay friends mother, she makes the best food I have ever had

[Anonymous No.15451546]

>>15451383
>recommended 4 hours
was that for the stock or the risotta cook time?

[Anonymous No.15451605]

>>15451469
Ya wasn't until I moved out I realized my mom and past gfs were kinda mediocre or sucked at cooking and half assed it a lot of the time when they did cook but expect tons of praise.

It was weird though so many young women will brag how good what they make is at a potluck, and every time its mediocre or just gross and everyone awkwardly ignores giving them a compliment.
Fat people at least bring things that taste good.

[Anonymous No.15451645]

>>15451605
why did it take for you moving out to realise that

were you a literal manchild babby who never cooked a single thing?

[Anonymous No.15451659]

>>15451383
>dads a baker
>known for cookies, sells out everyday
>be 10th grade bio end of year
>teachers tells everyone to bake and bring cookies for class to blind rate each cookie
>get my dad to bake them
>everyones cookies are dog shit other than the fat girl brought store bought
>realize everyone has literal shit cook parents when they begin to praise the bland burnt bottom clumped cookies
>Get plate back its full of cookies no one took any somehow not even friends
>bummed out and confused no one got to taste my dads cookies
>realize not even same plate but similar not my dads they are hard store bought cookies too
>teachers shared office open
>my fucking cookies are being scarfed down by 3 fucking teachers the fat fucks switched them in the beginning

[Anonymous No.15451665]

>>15451659
Kek owned

[Anonymous No.15451676]

>>15451645
Well most people move out when they reach adulthood, ergo people who haven't moved out are either literal children or manchildren

[Anonymous No.15451680]

>>15451383
>woman who has to cook for 4-5 people every day, budgeting time/money and accounting for everyone's individual preferences

vs

>some faggot with 4 hours to waste, autistically recalling the recipe he tongued out of some Youtuber's ass in his mother's basement

But sure dude, I'll marry you

[Anonymous No.15451718]

>>15451680

More like woman who's constantly complaining about being tired and someone else makes food yet she's still feeling the f*male need to start nagging because w*men cannot be happy ever under any circumstance

[Anonymous No.15451746]

>>15451676
i cooked at home living with parents you were just raised shit like a spoilt brat

[Anonymous No.15451747]

>>15451718
this, desu.

I thought that complaining and bitching was something only my mom does, but no, it's a female thing.

[Anonymous No.15451818]

>>15451718
Yeah it sucks, but something about even baseless nagging (or your ability to handle it) is what prevents men from becoming tranny otherkin, and teaches young women not to become standardless waifs floating between "friends" couches

[Anonymous No.15452837]

>>15451718
you forgot to censor the first wimen
also
talk about bitching when youre bitching about a specific gender generaring slop for your fat greasy ungrateful ass on a indonesian underwater crocheting forum

[Anonymous No.15452919]

>dad gets all his recipe ideas from fat women named Jean on facebook
>one of them has the best deep fried devilled eggs and this gets his attention
>printer spits out a screenshot of the recipe that I read in dismay
>here we go, try to convince him to just do two since no one else is going to eat them and he doesn't really need to either
>nope, whole dozen in a pot
>not surprised but I see that he clearly needs some guidelines here
>like God to Adam and Eve, I tell him the cast iron pan, several stainless pots, an old nonstick only he uses are all ok, but the one decent nonstick large enough to fry in is forbidden
>come back later to find the good nonstick pan on the stove filled with oil and 11.5 eggs in the trash
That set off a nasty argument but I just genuinely do not understand the man's thinking.

[Anonymous No.15452925]

>>15452837
>talk about bitching when youre bitching
this lol, whiny cunts

[Anonymous No.15452938]

>>15451659
Should have used this as a golden opportunity to get the teachers addicted to the cookies so you could get an easy grade. You people fail at life sometimes.

[Anonymous No.15452990]

>mom knows vaguely how to cook
>does as little as possible though
>only makes three dishes, ever
>spaghetti (great value canned tomatos, pork or hamburger mince, the cheapest pasta she finds)
>minute rice and hamburger
>dad doesnt know how to cook anything at all
>often when i make steaks or hamburgers, and theres any pink at all he will exclaim
"its raw, it needs to be cooked longer right"
>mom is also a tastelet, refuses to eat anything with olive oil or balsamic vinegar or anything that is a common ingredient besides great value canned goods

[Anonymous No.15453048]

>Mum makes a big deal about making a new recipe
>Will drop essential ingredients and make substitutions that don't actually substitute each other
>All subsequent times she makes the recipe it resembles the original less and less
I get making changes to improve it but she never actually makes the original as a baseline and none of her changes have any benefit.
Fucking Gen Xers

[Anonymous No.15453057]

>>15453048
This. My mom made noodles last night but she used THICK NOODLES instead of THIN NOODLES and added fried mushrooms for no god damn reason. Turned out to be a fucking indigestible slop I was so fucking mad. I had to eat a sandwich for tea instead

[Anonymous No.15453059]

>>15451383
I remember being 15 and trying to go gourmet stuff I saw on food network too.
It will be better when you move out, anon.

[Anonymous No.15453070]

>>15452919
this was sad to read

[Anonymous No.15453075]

>>15452990
>hamburgers
He's right.

[Anonymous No.15453083]

>>15451487
FUCK THIS SHIT
my aunt was fob Sicilian.
She made the most amazing meatballs I’ve ever tasted. It was like any sauce, no matter how good, simply detracted from the perfection which were her meatballs.

She always said she would someday give her recipe to the family.
In her twilight years she, for some unknown reason, became vegetarian. Never made those meatballs again, and refused to give the recipe.
Then the bitch died, and now only Satan and his demons get to enjoy those meatballs.
I would march into hell and retrieve that recipe myself if I could.

[Anonymous No.15453089]

>>15451487
People who act like that are literally the reason nobody in America cooks anymore.
>I’m so good at this! I won’t share my knowledge or skills with anybody because I’m a greedy piece of shit!
>this is the only thing I have so if I pass it on, nobody will ever acknowledge my existence again!
And now that she’s dead her memories will only live on with you until you’re just as fucking dead. If she had spread her knowledge, it could’ve transcended your meaningless lives.

[Anonymous No.15453109]

>>15453083
Keyed aunt. Meat eaters gon seethe

[Anonymous No.15453242]

>>15453089
not the way I took it

probably nonna was treated like shit and didn't want to hand over loving old recipes to ungrateful shithead family

[Anonymous No.15453276]

>>15451487
Your Nonna didn't take it down to hell with her because she was selfish, no, she took it down with her because she realized no one in the family had what it takes to execute her recipes properly so she never had the chance to share the recipe

[Anonymous No.15453281]

>>15453242

Uh-huh no. Nonna was a miserable bitch who constantly bad-mouthed my mother who dared to take her son, my dad, away from her, even tho she kicked him out at 18 after beating the hell out of him for years. She was stingy and never gave us a penny when we couldn't even afford to buy meat, while the harpy went to holidays every 6 months. Religious pilgrimage mostly, giving money to the church and whatever poor brown people charity but not one dime to her own blood.

[Anonymous No.15453299]

>>15451383
Made risotto, eggplant parmesan, and shortrib recently. Took some time, but it was worth it. Don’t get down and keep cookin dope food.

Post what u got when it’s ready. Here’s what i made.

[Anonymous No.15453302]

>>15453083

Lol I choose to believe she went vegetarian just to spite you. Nonnas can be more brutal than the mafia, Lydia Soprano style.

[Anonymous No.15453306]

when I was growing up my mom wouldnt thaw the butter and would just smash cold hard butter into my morning toast and flatten the whole thing

[Anonymous No.15453323]

>>15453281
OH POOR YOU

[Anonymous No.15453339]

>mom literally won't salt her food
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.15453345]

>>15453306
That's the best way to have it, fool.
Thin slices of cold butter on warm toast.

>>15453339
My parents are both heavy smokers but still criminally underseason and undersalt everything they cook. I thought it was supposed to go the other way.
I guess I prefer this, though, since I can just add salt to my own plate when I'm visiting whereas removing it would be less easy.

[Anonymous No.15453346]

>>15453306
breakfast of champions, anon.

[Anonymous No.15453349]

>>15453323
>>15453323
great post

[Anonymous No.15453356]

>>15453345
>I guess I prefer this, though, since I can just add salt to my own plate when I'm visiting whereas removing it would be less easy.
literally the point

[Anonymous No.15453395]

>>15453281
I'll buy you some boot straps sonny .

[Anonymous No.15453402]

I still can't tell if my mom's cooking actually got worse or if my tastes just improved as I got older but watching her dump a whole chicken breast from a packet into a non stick pan and boil it in its own juices for 30 minutes makes my soul leave my lifeless and worthless body

[Anonymous No.15453415]

I wonder if women rejecting domestic roles due to modern feminism but then getting a bit older and realizing it's actually just really nice to cook for your husband & kids results in all these women who think they can cook properly but also don't seem to ever examine their cooking critically

[Anonymous No.15453455]

>Having a particularly shitty day
>Over my parents’ house, hungry
>Throw a frozen pizza into the oven
>Go back to sitting on the couch, stewing in anger while I wait
>Dad comes out, asks “did you set a timer on the pizza?”
>No, I’ll just watch it.
>Dad goes into the kitchen, sets an oven timer, comes back out
>”Just in case you forget about it”
>Dumbfounded, I just look at him, trying not to say something mean

Like, come on, man. He knows I’m a fucking cook. It’s a goddamn frozen pizza. I don’t even think he meant it as an insult; I think he genuinely thought he was being helpful.

[Anonymous No.15453483]

>>15452990
My mom loves olive oil and balsamic so mucu you'd think she was mediterranean or something. She does have some odd habits like smelling all raw meat and declaring it old and bad before cooking but she isn't picky and prevented me from becoming a tastelet that only eats microwave meals.

[Anonymous No.15453490]

>>15453395
kek yourself with this bootstrap shit

[Anonymous No.15453505]

>>15453455
>He knows I’m a fucking cook
You're a burger flipper at Burger King

[Anonymous No.15453520]

>>15453395

What? I don't get it

[Anonymous No.15453538]

>>15453505
Nice try, fag. I’m a sandwich artist at Subway.

[Anonymous No.15453541]

>>15453048
cooking is about FEELING no need to follow a recipe am i right just throw whatever in the pot

[Anonymous No.15453543]

>>15453538
Lmao that was my first job. Honestly not a terrible place to work.

[Anonymous No.15453546]

>>15453520
Pull yourself out of that hole. Get a job.. I just don't have anything in common with you..
>>15453490
Seething

[Anonymous No.15453556]

>>15453543
Actually jokes aside, my first job was at a Quiznos. It was pretty great, all things considered. We didn’t have cool titles like sandwich artist, but I could eat toasty subs for free. Always gave me the shits, though. We only changed out the mesquite chicken juice, like, once every few days.

[Anonymous No.15453565]

>be my dad
>paki male
>come to uk in the 1990s in my 20s
>open restaurant
>sell generic indian takeout but I was renown for my briyani
>only sell the anglicized bullshit to the hwyts because i suspected they would complain if otherwise
>give benjabi customers real-deal 500-grams-of-butter-and-milk shit
>fast forward
>2005
>restaurant is reputable and still hasn't plugged the labour shortage with joggers
>now have turk handling kebaps
> one-day indian basic-bitch comes in
>mistakes her for pak
>give her real deal laboriously prepared briyani which he makes seperatly
>says its amazing
>tells all of her white friends
>next week
>place is flooded with starbucks-guzzling whores
>Pakistani customers cant get seats
>prioritizing race is illegal unless discreet
>fuckers start talking about "secret menu Indian rice"
>one of them unironically tried to speak urdu
>He described it as "A mix of a half-mad drunk and an effeminate nu-male trying to gargle saltwater
>this keeps up for a few months
>the prices for actual biryani material are much higher due to the amount of whole spices and unique shit like pomegranate powder
>he cant keep this up
>eventually had to shut down because he could no longer keep up
>he usually made briyan by hand so he started to grow weaker and weaker
>eventually had to stop making it
>left manageriel duties to the turk
>turk uses joggers as cooks
>renamed the restaurant to some generic vaguely oriental shit
>still has customers just shitty ones
>one day try briyani
>tasted like dry unleavened bread bits bound in a sauce of bird shit
>dad never made briyani for us ever again
>the only other person who knows the recipe is my grandmother who lives halfway across the world
>will never have ancestral briyani again

[Anonymous No.15453567]

>>15453281
your nonna sounds based and you sound like a little whiny entitled faggot

>miserable bitch who constantly bad-mouthed
exactly what you're doing right now
and she doesn't owe any of her money to anyone, I think she did a better thing donating it to a church then giving it to her apparently shit entitled family

[Anonymous No.15453647]

>>15453565
>only sell the anglicized bullshit to the hwyts because i suspected they would complain if otherwise
>give benjabi customers real-deal 500-grams-of-butter-and-milk shit
go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.15453673]

>>15453483

>smelling all raw meat and declaring it old and bad before cooking

So does she cook the old and bad meat anyway? I check meat before cooking it too, and throw it away if it smells off. Usually there's a sour smell if it's not good anymore.

[Anonymous No.15453685]

>>15453281
Idk about you but this anon sounds right
>>15453242
>nonna was treated like shit and didn't want to hand over loving old recipes to ungrateful shithead family

[Anonymous No.15453848]

>>15453647
Yeah dumb faggot, you would totally like authentic biryan, stupid negro.

[Anonymous No.15453969]

>>15453089
That's every creative hobby/profession in America nowadays. Everyone is a narcissist

[Anonymous No.15454077]

>>15453848
yeh i would and im white, ive loved indian cuisine the most my whole life and ive cooked and learnt it for 20 years now

why would you go out of your way to serve shit food to people based on their race then whine when your business goes down the shitter

and hey guess what, people tried the good biryani and then flocked to the place cause they all loved it so that proves everything you assume wrong, sounds like the business deserved to be run into the ground

[Anonymous No.15454128]

>>15453673
Yes, then eats it. It's always fine but her sense of smell is turned to 11. Can't tell you how many times I've had meat thrust under my nose and smelled nothing weird about it.

[Anonymous No.15454169]

>>15451383
I realized my mom was a shit cook when I moved out and was no longer fed her under-seasoned, (under/over)cooked bargain bin garbage. Now me and my sister make all the food when we visit for the holidays, BUT:
>Christmas
>Sister and I are preparing all of the food
>Mom talking loudly how proud she is that she has kids that are willing to do all the work for the holidays
>30 minutes later she wants to feel needed and starts to hover around the kitchen
>stirs stuff, tastes them, and then stirs again with the same spoon
>turns off/up burners randomly
>adds stuff to dishes randomly
>fidgets with timers
I realized that it isn't malicious. Boomers just want to be needed. Everything they do in life is to get validation from others that they are useful and important in everything they do. They never learned how to just chill and let other people handle things

[Anonymous No.15454195]

>>15453059
this reminded me of a sharp memory from my youth
my sister was getting into cooking and was making a kerfuffle about something, like our needing new pots or something
i remember afterwards my dad saying to me, "you're sister thinks she's some big chef"
he said is dismissively
at the time i didn't think much of it
but now i wonder, why couldn't he have been more supportive of her? why the cynical attitude?
it makes me sad to remember.
my sister and dad had a strained relationship, and i wish he had tried harder. i just don't know why he didn't, and now it's too late.

[Anonymous No.15454228]

>>15453565
>He described it as "A mix of a half-mad drunk and an effeminate nu-male trying to gargle saltwater
holy fucking kek

[Anonymous No.15454230]

>>15454195

You're sister? Wow anon congratulations for your gender change

[Anonymous No.15455544]

>>15451429
i did this last weekemd and both pf my parents were wearing face masks in their own home

[Anonymous No.15455702]

>Mother decides she needs to invent a recipe for sweet and sour pork on her own
>The pork she made was coated in plain flour which somehow turned grey and goopy when she cooked it
>It had pineapple and bell peppers
>Everything was always overcooked to the point where the peppers were soggy mush and the pork was both dried out and coated in sloppy goop
>Served with rice
>She made this dish every weekend for over 2 months straight in an attempt to "perfect" it
>Go on holiday for 5 days, our only break for the entire year
>Makes this fucking pork again twice in that time

>>15453281
Ignore these faggots. They have never met someone like your nonna and have no idea that people can in fact be fucking evil cunts even though they are just fragile little old people or women.

>>15453395
Lol

[Anonymous No.15455744]

>>15451383
Boomers grew up in a time post-depression where processed foods were a new novelty. Those 90cent cans of diced fruit in pineapple syrup? That was a luxury 100 years ago. Boomers were raised by thinking garlic was exotic.

Not even kidding. They had controversies about foods to allow in schools back then where they decided not to allow "Exotic" ingredients like garlic because they thought it suppressed learning.

Boomers were not taught to cook, were raised by people who had had to deal with far less, and themselves are still in the mindset of thinking foods that are now commonplace are weird and foreign. Their spice racks are salt, pepper, and then maybe a store bought mix of meat rub and onion powder.

Most boomers can't spell risotto, much less know what it is. "Rice is rice, why would you keep cooking it, why is it the main course!"

[Anonymous No.15455765]

>>15451446
The atomic family dissolved the ability of boomers to cook actually. The atomic family broke down in the 70s, because it was always a scam doomed to fail. The atomic family was an attempt to move away from community families (like much of the rest of the world has). It was an attempt to control workers by making them more manageable, easier to move around and house, easier to control and influence. It failed because it made family structures more fragile and prone to disaster. Without the support structures of extended family a weak marriage soured more easily and quickly.

The result was the necessity to normalize divorces and make them more accessible, which caused a massive boom of them among baby boomers in the 70s. This was when the nuclear family died, not the 90s.

[Anonymous No.15455833]

>>15451383
>over the summer family is planning to do tacos for lunch and tell me to bring something
>bring simple three ingredient no effort pico de gallo
>it blows their minds for some bizarre reason
>rest of the tacos are bland without it, basic store bought shit
>mom and sister in laws ask for recipe

>months later mom invites us all over for a taco bar night
>drive an hour to get to her place
>bar consists of:
>one bowl of pre-shredded cheddar cheese
>bowl of pre-shredded iceberg lettuce
>bowl of unseasoned cooked ground beef
>open jar of salsa
>open tub of sour cream
>open package of white flour 'wraps'
>open bag of frito 'scoops' chips
>no pico de gallo
>had to use stash of taco bell hot sauce just to make it less plain and depressing

I remember being 9 and thinking my mom and grandma could cook. Grandma's amazing biscuits and gravy came from a tube and a jar respectively and were overcooked. The secret ingredient to my mom's homemade pizza was too much sugar in the store bought sauce. Her amazing potato soup was just salt pepper and butter in water.

It's the curse of millenials and younger to have both the recipes to literally any dish ever known at your fingertips, but also easy access to most ingredients required for any dish ever known, but to put up with cooking by people who were taught by the generation that survived the great depression and two world wars when food was scarce.

[Anonymous No.15455871]

>>15455544
youre parents have no critical thinking skills or knowledge on how masks work
were they also scared of the Y2K bug?

[Anonymous No.15455908]

>>15451383
My mom tells me I make perfect pasta/ Macaroni and cheese when literally all I do is follow the instructions on th box.

[Anonymous No.15455914]

"mmm what ya cooking"
"......onions"

[Anonymous No.15455915]

>>15455544
Kek that’s tragic, tell me more about these retard parents of yours

[Anonymous No.15455976]

>>15451383
everyone has their own taste anon.

[Anonymous No.15455990]

>>15453281
Your Nonna sounds based. Your dad sounds like a deadbeat. Lol

[Anonymous No.15456005]

I hated cooking with my mother home because she'd always look over my shoulder and insist I do everything her way, which was usually some shitty lazy method that allows you to cut corners and get shitfaced on the couch and forget you're cooking and make something that's 'good enough'

>why are you using fresh vegetables, use up the wilted brown stuff that should've been tossed out 4 days ago first
>why are you whisking the eggs in a bowl, just do it in the pan so you don't dirty another dish
>stop running cold water, just let the boiled eggs sit in the pot until the water goes back to room temperature
>keep that stick of butter in the fridge, it'll go bad if you leave it out
>you don't need to set a timer, just put the oven on 200 degrees and check it later
>pasta isn't done after 9 minutes, it needs to cook longer and get softer
etc

[Anonymous No.15456046]

>>15453402
>lifeless and worthless body
KEK!

[Anonymous No.15456073]

>>15454077
It wasn't my restaurant, anon, dad was a racist.

[Anonymous No.15456260]

>>15455544
What the shit?

[Anonymous No.15456401]

>>15451383

>go visit mom and stepdad
>stepdad is excited and wants to cook me his favorite meal
>It's steak
>Thinking, steak is pretty easy to get right, and look forward to it
>It's well done steak made in an air fryer
>It's slathered it in an expensive blueberry balsamic vinaigrette.

[Anonymous No.15456568]

>>15456073
If he hated white people why did he move to their country?

[Anonymous No.15456579]

>>15456568
to take their money, duh

[Anonymous No.15456609]

>>15456568
well, I understand the timeline doesn't make this literally-exactly-true. but he did move within the empire.

[Anonymous No.15456667]

>>15453685
>>15453567
>>15453242
Haven’t you guys ever watched Malcolm in the middle? Literally his grandma is an evil bitch that treats everyone like shit and expects to be treated like a queen in return, since normal people obviously don’t respond well to being treated like shit they don’t really like her and so she claims everyone, in fact, treats her like shit.
I know it’s a TV show exaggeration and all, but to a degree there are people like that who exist. They treat the whole world as if it’s complete crap and expect other people to treat them like angels for being so far and above normal people, but when it’s not returned they have a meltdown. I believe the phrase for it recently is a “Karen”, but older, so more like a Gertrude.

Obviously I’m not saying that this anon is right and his grandma was definitely a bitch, who knows how big a faggot his dad is, and consequently since the faggot apple doesn’t fall far from the faggot tree, this anon may also be a complete faggot. But, there’s definitely a possibility his nonna was a thundercunt with absolutely no humanity left in her empty shell after years of being beaten by poppa.

[Anonymous No.15456827]

god this thread is fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.15456895]

>>15456667
It's called narcissism, anon.

[Anonymous No.15456967]

>>15456667
>his nonna was a thundercunt with absolutely no humanity left in her
who also went travelling to help charities and donate all her money?
doubt it

[Anonymous No.15457056]

>>15451469
I have one chick friend who is great at cooking. She shamelessly will admit it's because she follows recipe books to a T, but I kinda think the ability to follow a recipe and not do some retarded substitution/freestyle when you aren't capable is its own underrated skill. Everyone else has been mediocre, yeah.

[Anonymous No.15457061]

>>15457056
>the ability to follow a recipe
literally like 90% of any cooking

people act like you're a fucking wizard for following a simple recipe when any fucking moron can do it

[Anonymous No.15457075]

>>15456827
all the faggots with mommy issues are having their little bloo bloo session, naturally the thread is gonna be retarded

[Anonymous No.15457080]

>>15457061
it never ceases to amaze me when I prepare a simple meal for cooklets and they act as if I'm a magician

[Anonymous No.15457134]

>my dad uses 6+ months old fryer oil for cooking
boomer asians are fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.15457235]

>>15457056
It's partly a skill, and partly the Dunning-Kruger effect on people who think they know more than they do. I can't stand people who can't admit they don't know something, or aren't as good at it as somebody else. You know one of the keys to intelligence? Being self-aware enough to know when you don't know something, and smart enough to learn from those that do.

[Anonymous No.15457241]

>>15457134
If you cook fries between other things your oil will last indefinitely as the fries suck up all the free radical flavors

[Anonymous No.15457246]

>>15455871
Still are

[Anonymous No.15457294]

>>15456401
Words fail me.

[Anonymous No.15457340]

>>15457134
nothing wrong with that as long as its kept covered and to some degree what was fried in it

>>15457075
>mommy issues
no it's just the designated thread for entitled spoilt children

[Anonymous No.15457368]

>>15452919
Next time smash his fucking head in with the pan

[Anonymous No.15457370]

>>15453565
i always knew pakis were disgusting, dumb backwards rubes. this story is evidence. why the fuck would he never make biryani ever again? stupid old paki cunt. pakis are so filthy and disgusting they make indians look clean and civilized by comparison

[Anonymous No.15457385]

>>15453565

Awful chef and even worse business owner. Glad your family lost it all.

[Anonymous No.15457386]

>tfw incel millenial son with endless free time thinks following recipes he found online is impressive

[Anonymous No.15457387]

>mom makes dinner
>it's delicious
>'thanks mom i love you you're the greatest'
>'I love you too anon glad you enjoyed it
>'can i help you clean up mom?'
>'yes anon, theres lots of crumbs on the ground'
>i stop, drop, get on the floor
>mom did the dinosaur
>

[Anonymous No.15457497]

Telling a boomer mother that her cooking isn't good or that you don't want to eat it is the worse thing they can hear., my mom always either gets mad or gets sad when I come over and tell hear I don't want to eat. Nowadays all women know is twitter, whoring around, and hot chips.

[Anonymous No.15457517]

>>15455544
>>15455871
>>15455915
They were wearing them because he went to visit, obviously.

[Anonymous No.15457543]

>>15453415
there is no need to wonder

[Anonymous No.15457546]

>>15455765
This

[Anonymous No.15457575]

>>15457517
this was my first thought too, and that there were multiple visiting family members
ironically thinking the parents are idiots in this situation makes you the idiot

[Anonymous No.15457720]

>>15456401
>steak made in an air fryer

[Anonymous No.15458191]

>>15456579
Lol sounds very jewish

>>15456609
It was the post colonial period, so there was no longer an empire. India/Pak got independence right after WW2. I get that they kept free movement between the commonwealth until the 70s but they had to stop that because of retards.

[Anonymous No.15458218]

>>15456967
Actually anon, some people who are awful love to do philanthropic work. It feeds their ego because they get social recognition and get to pretend they are so wonderful and good. It's all about their appearance, they need people to think what you said in your post right there because they are hiding how ugly they are inside.

[Anonymous No.15458237]

>>15458218
well when they're going out of their way to paint how horrible of a person they are and the worst they can come up with is "they gave their money to charity instead of us"

chances are they might not be that horrible if that's the worst light you can paint them in

[Anonymous No.15458273]

>>15458237
I get you anon, although to be fair, I wouldn't give every cent I had to charity just to spite my kids for being fuckups. I would give the money to the grandchildren only if I wanted to do that. Plus there is the possibility that his nonna likely rubbed it in their faces continually, hence his special mention of it. Personally I prefer to just take it at face value, and offer help rather than judgement to someone who has a difficult person to handle. But that's just my own copium for the fact that no one helped me when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.15458280]

>>15451472
My Nonna got old and couldn't move well so her kitchen became a nightmare of unsanitary practices and I cant eat her cooking anymore because I dont want to eat cat hair and her cough spittle

[Anonymous No.15458281]

>>15458237
>kick your child out of the house
>suffers through poverty while you give all your money to the church
>gets married to some girl and leaves yoy behind
>somehow this is a fault of your kid being entitled and not you being a cunt
I go up to cook for my parents every week and help my mother whenever she needs help. Probably wouldn't do the same if she kicked me out of the house when I was younger / treated me like shit.

[Anonymous No.15458311]

>>15458281
>suffers through poverty
if you're a grown adult you really can't be blaming your struggle on family for not giving gibs desu

[Anonymous No.15458326]

>>15453281
This board is full of teenagers who think they're all gonna make 6 figures by 25 and have never experienced an in law like that. Don't worry senpai, I know exactly the kind of person you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.15458333]

>>15458281
Yeah I mean this is the best summary here.

>>15458311
He was poor because she threw him out. The guy's dad isn't still poor, he just got fucked over by his mom. Happens more often than you think. Must be nice having a loving mother whom you have warm feelings for.

[Anonymous No.15458343]

>>15458311
If I got kicked out of the house when I turned 18, I would've been in high school with no job no money no place to stay. Kinda is directly the parent's fault.

[Anonymous No.15458355]

>>15453565
>immigrate to their country and give them slop while you give your own race a college try
This is why righties are right about immigrants.

[Anonymous No.15458494]

>>15458333
>Must be nice having a loving mother whom you have warm feelings for
bold of you to assume that
I was booted out of home younger than 18 actually

[Anonymous No.15458508]

>>15451383
>no idea how to practice proper sanitation
>explain it to them
>they don't give a shit
>complain when i won't clean dishes using their poorly maintained cleaning tools they soak in food for days

[An actual chef No.15458535]

>>15451487
Italian food is over rated.

[Anonymous No.15458538]

>>15453083
She probably put a couple pieces of diced up anchovy in them. It won't taste fishy, just give them a nice umami flavor. Try it sometime.

[Anonymous No.15458557]

>>15458508
>explain it to them
>they don't give a shit
kek based boomers dabbing on the zoomer germaphobe

[An actual chef No.15458561]

>>15451680
Cooking for five on a budget is fucking easy. Your mom and grandma are passable cooks but don't kid yourself.

[Anonymous No.15458571]

>>15458508
>Grating some garlic for a sauce
>11 people coming so it's a lot of garlic
>Ask my mother to grab the other microplane and help
>Slips and cuts her fingernail
>Slips again and cuts her finger
>doesn't understand why I rarely ask her to help prepare anything.

[Anonymous No.15458586]

>>15451680
>spending time/effort on cooking is somehow evidence of idleness
>but somehow being on 4chan isn't

[Anonymous No.15458608]

>>15458561
>An actual chef
lmao get a load of this faggot

[Anonymous No.15458645]

>dad's a passionate cook
>not very good at doing different things though
>cook a super easy meal when he worked overtime one night
>simple salmon bake with a dill sauce
>roasted broccolini
>rice with chopped tomatoes thrown into the rice maker
>excellent meal everyone was thrilled
>very easy mostly just prep and wait
>next day he cooks sausage, plain white rice, and steamed carrots
>gets upset when my sister suggests that I start cooking more
:/

Wish he would just stick to grilling and smoking he's very good at that.

[Anonymous No.15458687]

>>15457517
Do you really believe that, or are you just playing devil's advocate?

[Anonymous No.15458689]

>>15456579
Then he should've just doubled the prices and taken them for all they were worth.

[Anonymous No.15458727]

>>15453395
t. 5'2" greasy fag

[Anonymous No.15458820]

>>15456005

Jesus Christ are we related?

[An actual chef No.15458832]

>>15453565
Your dad's a wasteman rude boi

[Anonymous No.15458847]

>>15451383
>hard boiling eggs
>dad walks in
>“Anon, use cold water. It boils faster”
>>15453276
Based Nonna lurking /ck/ from the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.15458902]

>>15458847

Good to know there's wifi in the 8th circle of hell

[Anonymous No.15459034]

>>15451680
>Following a recipe is autism.
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.15459061]

>>15451746
>gets mad that someone wasn't raised exactly as he was
Calm down.

[Anonymous No.15459099]

>>15458494
Fair enough. Even though I agree with your sentiment, that you can't be an adult while blaming your problems on others, it doesn't seem to be the case in this instance.

I had friends who would get thrown out of the house at around 16. One friend's parents actually threw their kid out and then moved to another state without telling him. To be honest anon, I used to wish my mom would throw me out.

>>15458561
This is 100% true.

>>15458645
You should invite your dad to cook with you on the weekends. He would probably enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.15459180]

>>15459099

100% of my problems when I was a child was due to my parents. 100% of my problems now are because I did it to myself.
With that being said, my parents were a narcissist and an enabler. I haven't seen or talked to them in years. I'm where I am now to spite my parents. Reminder to everyone is this thread. You did not ask to be born, it's you parents responsibility to take care of you, just like it's a companies responsibility to pay you. You owe them nothing. If you are no longer living with you parents, take responsibility for you life and do what's best for you. Cut out the toxicity in your life.

[Anonymous No.15459228]

>>15457370
>>15457385
>this much seethe over a fake story on an indomalayan dinosaur mating-press forum

[Anonymous No.15459234]

>>15458832
Nigger, my dad was an abusive sack of shit. Fucked off back to the village after my oldest brother finished HighSchool..
Personally, I'm glad he only thing he had to offer was rice.

[Anonymous No.15459258]

>>15455908
The secret to Kraft mac and cheese is to sub out some of the milk for heavy cream.

[Anonymous No.15459263]

>>15459234
Paki dads and moms beat the piss out of their kids for some fucking reason.
anyway,
>Be me
>Great-Grandmom was a poo
>Got upset when her daughter married a white
>She used to make godtier lamb, her husband was a butcher so she always had the best cuts
>When she died at the age of 100, she refused to pass down her recipes.
The texture and taste of her food was luxurious, it was like a demiglace based sauce but she clearly didn't have any Veal stock at hand.
The taste was like a dark-chocolate mole, almost? That cacao-esque bitterness really shined through.
>>15456568
This is a fake story made by a Afghan poster attempting to defame paks.
Benjabi is Punjabi in Arabic.
Not Milk nor Butter are used in Briyani.
He mispells the food multiple times.
Joggers aren't that common in the UK as food workers, especially under Muslims.

[Anonymous No.15459264]

>>15458281
Care to share those chips on your shoulder with the rest of the class, Andy?

[Anonymous No.15459267]

>>15451383
My dad said fettuccine alfredo smelled like "paki food"

[Anonymous No.15459287]

>>15457387
Kek, nice.

[Anonymous No.15459293]

>>15456005
>keep that stick of butter in the fridge, it'll go bad if you leave it out
I have to fight my parents every time I go home over this and then they wonder why the bread I bake them gets torn up when they try to spread fridge-cold butter on it.

[Anonymous No.15459304]

>>15457368
based

[Anonymous No.15459312]

>>15453565
deserved.
fuck pakis, fuck your shit-eating, slop -serving dad and fuck you.

[Anonymous No.15459320]

>>15459264
Try putting in a good day's work every day.
When's the last time you did something resembling exercise?

[Anonymous No.15459324]

>>15451383
Here we go.

>Be years back, idk how long it's been
>Cooking
>Dad fucks with my cooking while I go take a piss

Nowadays when I'm at home cooking (coming back in May) I explicitly tell my parents to leave my shit alone, also

>Parents boil chicken before cooking it
Why

[Anonymous No.15459337]

>>15459324
Oh yeah, they also fucking boil ribs every time they cook them too.

[Anonymous No.15459344]

>>15459324
>Why
Poach, then sear. Quick and easy way to avoid brining.

[Anonymous No.15459379]

>>15459324
>boiling chicken before it cooking it
Probably to make sure it's foodsafe so when you sear it all you're worried about doing is crisping it. I've seen people say souve chicken and then searing it is good. Boiling is probably just an old school way of accomplishing the same thing.

[Anonymous No.15459395]

>>15453455
Your dad probably noticed you were having a rough time and were hungry and he tried to help you. Now you’re bitching about him on a message board. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.15459408]

>>15453565
Shit reeking paki scum.

[Anonymous No.15459456]

>>15459263
interesting, well they're all nonwhite shitskins so I couldn't care less really.

[Anonymous No.15459464]

>>15453455
You sound retarded.

[Anonymous No.15459489]

>>15459344
Nice dubs, and man idek. They don't even know what either of those words mean anyway, I wish I was joking
>>15459379
It usually dries it the fuck out. I just cook my chicken in seasoned strips on my case-iron grill pan and it comes out infinitely better than any time they've cooked chicken.

[Anonymous No.15459667]

>>15458281
This is basically how I feel. My parents put me through hell because I had “the wrong friends”, “the wrong attitude”, “the wrong this/that” and made my life garbage through highschool for almost no reason.
t. 4.0 GPA student in 6 AP classes who only smoked weed sometimes and just wanted normal friends
Of course, I don’t hate my parents and I don’t just treat them like shit, but I sure as hell don’t lay out the red carpet or heed every beck and call like an eager dog either.
>>15458311
We live in a civilization that is built off of the idea of “make something of yourself, pass it on to your kids, let them carry the torch for you with an extra advantage because you did good work for their future.” If you do the exact opposite of that to your own kids, you’re kind of a giant pile of dog shit.
It doesn’t even matter if you think you’re doing a good job, if you don’t teach your kids how to be adults and you don’t teach them how to get a job and you don’t help them every step of the way to their successful life, you’re literally just a piece of shit that should’ve never had a kid.
>>15459180
The problem is when parents decide
>I didn’t CHOOSE to have this kid
>therefore, I owe MY KID nothing
And then you have the endless examples
In this thread of parents being generally shit people

[Anonymous No.15459836]

>>15451383
>10th Janurary
>Mother's birthday
>We don't normally celebrate birthdays in our house but I wanna start because there has been fuck all to celebrate this year
>Told her I'd make a carrot cake for her from scratch
>Work on that shit for a long ass time
>Get icing down perfect
>Top with toasted walnuts
>Also Sunday so make a roast chicken, rainbow trout and all kinda roast veg
>tfw she loved it
>tfw she took a picture and gushed about it to all my aunts

feelsgoodman.jpg

[Anonymous No.15459868]

>>15453455
>Dad notices you being frustrated
>Attempts to help you out
>HURF DURF I HATE YOU OLD MAN

Fuck you, you spoiled dick. And making a Big Mac with extra pickles doesn't make you a chef.

[Anonymous No.15459893]

>>15457370
>street shitter hands wrote this post

[Anonymous No.15459924]

>>15459836
Are you a boomer parent?

[Anonymous No.15459928]

>>15459924
I'm 24, anon

[Anonymous No.15459932]

>>15453455
>dear diary
>the biggest faggot today was not OP, but this mentally ill aspie
>may his soul transcend with Godspeed to the realm from whence it came, upon his drinking of bleach

[Anonymous No.15460063]

>>15455765
Don’t forget that it made being part of a family dependent on marrying. While before you would live in your village with your family members and maybe run a business with them, now you become an interchange unit of dependent and provider. Also a boon for consumerism, better to sell a TV, a fridge, and a stove to 3 households than to 1.

[Anonymous No.15460121]

>>15459928
you're of the female persuasion aren't you

[Anonymous No.15460133]

>>15460063
Even without a "village" look at how families from other cultures that didn't erase this concept go about it. Look at how Mexican families act. You have all these cousins and extended families who stay together, keep in touch, act as a village type community for all intents and purposes.

American culture had that and especially relied on it when expanding westward. Then got rid of it for the experiment of the nuclear family.

America is slowly crawling back into that kind of culture though due to economic problems. The nuclear family died in the 70s with the explosion of divorces, but millennials who have been unable to move out and become independent as was before "expected" of them has forced families to stick together more. Multiple families might afford a house together, parents who already own a house might have their kids and grandkids under a roof with them.

Similarly, while a lot of cooking traditions failed to make it to or passed boomers, millenials with access to virtually any ingredient known at a relatively affordable cost, and with access to literally any recipe ever written down with tutorial videos available, can reinvent traditions in cooking.

I literally just watched a video about how to make a 4000 year old Babylonian dish and all the ingredients that were translated from a clay tablet are available within 10 minutes of me. I could use that tutorial and make an ancient 4000 year old lamb and red beet dish. My grandparents make "frito pie" and think it's amazing.

I've said it before, a lot of what many people believe makes up modern American culture are things invented for or by Boomers that won't outlive them despite their efforts to dominate culture. And once they're all gone people will be surprised by how different things are.

[Anonymous No.15460138]

>>15457517
>>15457575
oh, but wait.. i thought the mask was to protect OTHERS? not yourself

[Anonymous No.15460152]

>>15460133
>4000 year old lamb and beet dish
>Frito Pie
Both are tasty and have their time and place.

[Anonymous No.15460166]

>>15460133
I agree with your point but fuck you frito pie is good

[Anonymous No.15460279]

>>15460133
>but millennials who have been unable to move out and become independent as was before "expected" of them has forced families to stick together more. Multiple families might afford a house together, parents who already own a house might have their kids and grandkids under a roof with them.
You mean Mexicans and niggers. Mexicans and niggers are doing this in suburban cities, mostly in places where urban housing prices are skyrocketing (LA is a huge example) and turning the cities into complete shitholes while they’re at it. Not only this, but in states like California where “non-violent criminal offenses” typically land you no jail time, there’s a huge influx of criminals to poor cities where renters don’t typically do background checks. The influx of criminals leads to an influx of homeless drug users, and a huge degradation in the quality of the streets as trash piles up, shit gets shat, and the homeless vomits and pisses across the city.

No self respecting white person is doing this. It’s literally just niggers and beaners filling the house to the brim. I live near a bunch of them, because I had the unfortunate luck of having retard parents who lived in California and also were unwilling to help me start my life in any meaningful way. Their children are screaming constantly and I’m never sure if I’m listening to autistic meltdowns or literal child rape anymore.

[Anonymous No.15460296]

>>15460279
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.15460330]

>>15460279
This, used to live in a Mexican neighborhood in LA. My house was technically a 2 bedroom, but really a 1 bedroom and the Mexican family of 6 next door shared a house of the same size. Then some relatives came to move in with them, but because there was no room they parked a big ass RV out front for more people to live in that hasn’t moved since. I’d also hear constant fighting and screaming, and their yard was filled with trash constantly. He’s not exaggerating.

[Anonymous No.15460340]

>>15460133
But Anon, frito pie is an ancient Sumerian recipe.

[Anonymous No.15460344]

>>15460330
See: >>15460296
None of that retarded shit is relevant.

[Anonymous No.15460348]

>>15460138
are you implying there aren't "others" in this situation? man you really are a moron it's just that simple I guess

[Anonymous No.15460360]

>>15460296
>>15460330
TBF not all Mexicans/African-Americans are like this. There’s plenty of decent, self respecting people living in nicer neighborhoods as well, and I have no problem with any of them. But if you go to the ghetto, which is currently encroaching on all of the nice places in California (and has overtaken a majority of Southern California), you will absolutely see and hear some shit that is fucked. Don’t even get me started on how bad they all drive as well (HURR let’s merge into the right lane and drive 20 MPH for 2 miles before my exit).

Just the other day, I went down the street to a local burrito shop. On the way, I saw an abandoned building. There’s at least 4 niggers sleeping on the ground, several standing up, and a few in the door way. There was trash, alcohol, and probably drug paraphernalia of all kinds around them. Nobody did anything about it, besides take a few pictures on the way to their destination. That’s the reality of predominantly-Mexican cities. By the time I passed it again, they were all scattered.

[Anonymous No.15460362]

>>15460344
Oh ok. Well I think I’ll stay.

[Anonymous No.15460369]

>>15460344
>none of that retarded shit is relevant
>t. Some dumb fuck that lives in a snooty neighborhood and has never even imagined moving to a ghetto neighborhood

How does it feel knowing daddy’s loans will support you until you’re 30 and finally settle with some chud and a minimum wage job you fucking daft cunt

[Anonymous No.15460375]

>>15460369
>>>/pol/
you can complain about your strawman liberal boogeyman there.

[Anonymous No.15460386]

>>15460360
I don't care. That's all just nonsense that has nothing to do with what anyone in this thread was talking about. I mentioned mexicans and get a rant post about how horrible they are, namedropping LA and all kinds of fun /pol/ buzzwords and shit.

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.15460393]

>>15457517
It's still utter retardation when you plan to eat with the people... and if you think breath decides to take a high-resistance route through a mask rather than through the huge fucking gaps between your nose and zygomatic arch.

[Anonymous No.15460395]

>>15453565
lmao your dad was a faggot. good on that based indian girl for telling her friends about good food in the area. racist dad got btfo'd by reality

[Anonymous No.15460438]

>>15453565
go home you filthy paki fuck

[Anonymous No.15460448]

>>15460375
>>15460386
>buzzwords
Exactly what buzzwords did I use? Holy Jesus you’re retarded. I was describing my own personal experience, and considering I’ve been living in California a long time and you haven’t, I’m pretty fucking certain I know a lot more about what I’m talking about than you do. Just because you’ve read a bunch of fucking articles or social media posts or heard about a topic in uni classes doesn’t mean you have a single fucking clue about what is actually happening or how it is actually happening. There’s this thing we humans have known about for a long time called lying, it happens a lot more often than one would like to believe!

All I’m trying to inform you of is that “families rebonding” and “the dissolution of the atomic family” is actually something closer to “everyone in certain regions is poor as fuck and have to group together to buy exorbitantly expensive houses just to survive, and being in this type of overcrowded, uncomfortable environment tends to lead to increased crime, violence, interpersonal conflict, overabundance of trash, and sanitation problems.” I then added the fact that California actively issues low prison time (or none at all) for non-violent offenses, so people who burgle, rob, use drugs, sell drugs, shoplift, etc etc tend to move to these poorer neighborhoods because the rent tends to be lower and the renters don’t tend to issue background checks as strictly. This is quite the recipe for disaster on local scales. If your brain can’t wrap around that idea and understand why it’s a bad thing, then you’re actually fucking mentally handicapped and I’m very sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.15460477]

>>15460448
Your first two sentences were:
>You mean Mexicans and niggers. Mexicans and niggers are doing this in suburban cities...
It only took you one more sentence to drop LA in, because of fucking course that's all you can think about. Then the usual rant about "turning cities into shitholes" that comes with mention of LA and California, which you had to bring up next. Then you complain about the crime and violence...

And it just goes on and on about how and why you hate mexicans and LA and California and trash piles and homeless and WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

[Anonymous No.15460482]

i pity so many in this thread, only wish i'd eaten at friends' places more often when i was young so i'd realised how good a cook my mom and dad were and really appreciated the time and effort my dad put into making food

[Anonymous No.15460487]

>>15460448
>>>/pol/
Don't you have an election loss to cry about?

[Anonymous No.15460496]

>>15460375
Still here.

[Anonymous No.15460510]

>>15460487
I’m still posting on /ck/ lol. Not a politics guy, what’s going on in your home city is far more important than stuff going on thousands of miles away.

[Anonymous No.15460517]

>>15460510
>>15460496
This is a board for food not your home city's politics.

[Anonymous No.15460527]

>>15460517
It’s about so much more than politics though, it’s about culture and community, and food plays a huge role in both of those things.

[Anonymous No.15460531]

>>15460393
When air changes direction, moisture drops out of it.

[Anonymous No.15460540]

>>15460527
It may be but you're much too shallow for that excuse to work.

[Anonymous No.15460550]

>>15460540
If you’re just going to repeat yourself without adding to the discourse, you may feel more at home here: >>>/b/

[Anonymous No.15460551]

>>15460531
That just isn't true, my dude... have you never experienced a breeze before?

[Anonymous No.15460570]

>>15460360
>naxalt
yeah yeah whatever but enough are, that's the problem. They aren't outliers.

[Anonymous No.15460575]

>>15460550
That's literally all you've been doing. Why are you so determined to win an argument you didn't even make?

[Anonymous No.15460606]

>>15460487
>>15460375
>>15460575
>>>/lgbt/
not the other guy but go dilate somewhere else

[Anonymous No.15460614]

>>15460606
Cope.

[Anonymous No.15460657]

>>15460614
>>15460606
It's been like 30 posts, chill guys

[Anonymous No.15460665]

>>15453565
Just sell the anglicized version for cheap and the good version for expensive lol

[Anonymous No.15460666]

>>15453048
do britbongs really

[Anonymous No.15460685]

>>15453565
>only sell the anglicized bullshit to the hwyts because i suspected they would complain if otherwise
>>give benjabi customers real-deal 500-grams-of-butter-and-milk shit
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.15460686]

>>15460448
SF faggot bere. Don't bother trying to explain it. We're on a food board where the horrible reality of life isn't touched upon. Just shitty threads about fast food or jack.
This isn't the hill you want to die on.

[Anonymous No.15460734]

>>15460686
pozzed and libpilled

[Anonymous No.15460756]

>>15460477
Again, you’re the fag that brought up housing and families.

[Anonymous No.15460775]

>>15451434
I live down the road from my parents. My wife and I take our kids over there 4 nights per week ever since corona to have dinner. I make half the meals, my mom makes the rest. Though in their defense, everyone likes my cooking and my dad is usually mostly critical of my mom's food.

[Anonymous No.15460810]

>>15451383
Sounds more like your mom's a narcissist.

[Anonymous No.15460872]

>>15453455
Of all the things you choose to bitch about, you pick THIS?

[Anonymous No.15460890]

>>15452990
I’m so sorry

[Anonymous No.15460896]

>>15460279
>Mexicans and niggers do this
>No self respecting white person is doing this.
How's that working out?

[Anonymous No.15460899]

>>15460575
Lol I’m just trying to get you worked up because you seem like a redditor

[Anonymous No.15460954]

>>15451383
>tfw boomer mom was actually a good cook back in the day
>ran her own restaurant and still does
>she turns 68 tomorrow
>doesn't want to retire but the age is getting to her
>lost the perception to cook as well as she used to
>lost the dexterity and strength to cook as hard as she used to
>developed an aggressive attitude for anyone who complains about her cooking because in her mind, she's still as good as she used
Happy Birthday mom, I miss the way you used to make garlic fried rice and fried chitlins and all your dishes when your restaurant was at its peak. Maybe one day if I'm forced to take over your restaurant, I can reach the status you used to have.

[Anonymous No.15460969]

>>15460954
I have your best recipes archived and digitized as well as a paper copy with me at all times. I still practice some of those recipes like I used to when I helped in the restaurant's kitchen. One of these days, I'll make the world taste your food the way it was, mom.

[Anonymous No.15460984]

>>15451383
Sounds like you have terrible parents, resulting in you being a terrible person. Nothing to do with generations or cooking.

[Anonymous No.15461024]

>>15460896
>whites and native Americans highest
Coincidentally the ones that don’t murder each other, have been used and abused by the US government, and are completely dissatisfied with the state of affairs in the US.
It’s almost like Mexicans and niggers are willing to put up with shitty conditions, similar to the ones in their own countries, so long as the “wypipo” (read: police of all races) don’t bother them. It’s almost like certain cities are getting worse because these groups of people don’t give a shit about anything outside of the “id”.

[Anonymous No.15461034]

>discussion about boomer parents
>devolves into paki-poo internet wars and "muh pol boogeyman"

[Anonymous No.15461172]

>>15461034
First day on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.15461281]

>>15455765
This and also the death of the home economy physically pains me

[Anonymous No.15461296]

>>15460899
Rofl nice

[Anonymous No.15461313]

>>15458538
I usually put a little fish sauce in the mix for the same reason. Kenji's meatball recipe is pretty damn good.

[Anonymous No.15461318]

>>15461034
>paki-poo internet wars
topkek

[Anonymous No.15461336]

>>15461313
How much fish sauce, just a couple splashes? That anchovie thing sounds like a good idea too. I'm not really a cook but I'm trying, meatballs are something I'm really trying to perfect. Adding ricotta was a gamechanger and i've been looking for the next one.

[Anonymous No.15461350]

>>15460279
Yeah self respecting white people hate their parents and disdain children. Get over your trauma. My mom and pop mean the world to me and there is nothing shameful about having a familial love so strong it gives all caught in its embrace a safety net. Its the same love I'll give my children and if they need to stay with us for a while then I'll be grateful for my time with them.

[Anonymous No.15461481]

>>15460954
>>15460969
Does she not have anything saved for retirement or something?

[Anonymous No.15461716]

>>15460121
Ain't hard to persuade ur mum, faggot

[Anonymous No.15462078]

>>15461481
Barely, the restaurant industry is cut throat operating on paper thin margins. Her saving grace though is she poured her earnings into properties and her business but that also means her retirement fund is liquidating her assets. It's a significant amount at least, over $1M in a decent economy so she could retire if she felt like it. She has told me several times though, she doesn't want to retire, she fears losing her purpose in life and feels that if she loses that purpose, she'll wither and pass just like her sister who retired then soon passed. She's one of those, workaholic boomer types, both my parents were. They never really were around, I'd see them before school and that's it, they'd work until 2-3am, sometimes 4am everyday but they worked hard to make sure their kids were fed, so I'm grateful regardless of how rough my neglected upbringing was.

[Anonymous No.15462085]

>>15462078
Ah yeah, I know the type. My grandma's like that (although she's Silent Gen). Passes her time by being heavily involved in her church and keeping up her land as best she can. In pretty good shape for being in her mid-80's.

[Anonymous No.15462230]

>>15462085
My grandma was too but she was the generation before the silent-gen. She experienced it all, WW1, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression, WW2, what a hardcunt she and my grandpa were to have experience those things but my grandma was both the softest and firmest person I'd ever met. God I miss her

[Anonymous No.15462239]

>>15459180
>100% of my problems now are because I did it to myself.
You would be surprised how much abuse really affects outcomes anon. However, as an adult it's your job to protect yourself and also to correct the wrong beliefs and behaviours you have as a result of a poor upbringing. It's important to have compassion for yourself too.

>Cut out the toxicity in your life.
It's funny, I was thinking about this earlier today, and how I really need to do this.

>>15459263
Oh thanks for your explanation about that story.

>Paki dads and moms beat the piss out of their kids for some fucking reason.
Lmao it's just an Indian thing in general. Doesn't matter where in the world the Paki or Pajeet is from, if there is a child they must beat them.

>>15459667
Why do so many people on this website have such shit parents? Is this representative of the population as a whole? Or does this place attract people with trash parents?

>>15459836
Wow that sounds really nice. I'm happy for you fren. Glad your mom had a nice birthday too

[Anonymous No.15462243]

>>15460969
Share a recipe with us! :)

[Anonymous No.15462351]

>>15455744
>Those 90cent cans of diced fruit in pineapple syrup? That was a luxury 100 years ago. Boomers were raised by thinking garlic was exotic.

This.
My elderly neighbor was dumbfounded when I told him you can get whole ginger root at the grocery store. We shop at the same store.

[Anonymous No.15462552]

>>15453565
Sorry to hear that but why didn't he just charge more for the real deal?

[Anonymous No.15462558]

>>15453848
How would he know if he never gets the chance to try it?

[Anonymous No.15462638]

>be me
>be 9
>dad is the main cook in the house
>very good cook
>its how he got my mom
>and by his own addmission "da bomb dick"
>mom works days and works nights so she never makes anything other than tacos and spaghetti (which i love)
>she says she'll cook on a saturday
>"just let dad do it."
>looks at me like I called her a bitch
>proceeds to make the best gumbo I'd ever had
>my aunt had made hot links from scratch the day before which she put in the gumbo and it was so fucking good I cried
>never taught me the recipe
>passed away 5 years ago
>literally can't find anything similar it anywhere and my attempts to recreate it have be unsuccessful
I miss my mom and I wish i could cook this one thing so I could I don't know. Have a piece of her still. sorry for blogpost

[Anonymous No.15462648]

>>15451446
The atomic family was never real you polfag

[Anonymous No.15462657]

>>15462638
*hug*

My grandma made the best stuffed cabbage, my mom never wrote down the recipe. Food is an emotion and a memory of someone we love wrapped in one, people don't understand this until they don't have it anymore.

Keep trying fren, you'll eventually come close to the gumbo your mom made and can pass it down to your kids.

[Anonymous No.15463025]

>>15462239
I think it attracts people with shit parents for several reasons, including: need for guidance, deep set anger and resentment, a toxic nature, a desire to escape reality, a perpetual loneliness/boredom, etc.

[Anonymous No.15463182]

>>15451383
My mom drowns everything in oil. She'll ask to help and I'll say ok but no oil and she'll sneak that shit in there. If you want it done right you do it yourself.

[Anonymous No.15463480]

>>15451383
>Chicken needs to be cooked in water, covered and no more than 150 degrees Celsius fir at least 3 hours otherwise it burns

You can't even imagine how meat can be dry as fuck and soggy mess at the same time.
The first time I did chicken with Chef johns recipe it was eaten by 5 people in one sitting.
Never did the mess before, God bless boomers who actually listen.

[Anonymous No.15463547]

>>15459337
Boiling ribs before grilling is legit. Just can't do it too much.

[Anonymous No.15464567]

>>15451398
Once you move out, you just miss them so much you don't care about their boomer habits.

[Anonymous No.15464615]

>>15460954
>>15460969
Very sweet, anon. 68 seems young to be losing cognitive faculties like that, though (unless she's diabetic). I hope you're encouraging her to keep her mind active.
>>15461336
A couple splashes will do. Anchobies impart a different flavor than fish sauce, though.
>>15462239
>Why do so many people on this website have such shit parents?
/ck/ in particular is full of al/ck/s, food addicts, and BOH workers, so it follows that there would be higher rates of shitty upbringings.

[Anonymous No.15464675]

>>15453455
My parents do the same thing.
They don't think I'm a useless pile of dogshit, they just see that I'm tired and not feeling well, so they try to be nice.
But it's even worst because I take it like "Durr, you don't know how to do stuff, let me do it for ya".
It's slowly getting better because I work on myself and search why I feel like anyone thinks I'm a worthless piece of shit.
So, maybe you too could try to understand why it hurt you so much?
You will feel better then.

[Anonymous No.15464687]

>>15451446
My grandma makes a really good eggplant parm, I miss it.

[Anonymous No.15464706]

>>15451469
I know plenty but then again I'm usually around actual women and not millennial twats

[Anonymous No.15464774]

My mother is Guatemalan, and while I love and cherish her to death, she can't cook meat without turning it into a leathery shoe. Seems like that's a lot of Hispanic moms since she was always worried for me when she sees pink in the steaks I cook (always make it well done for her). Again, love her and her cooking besides a few select dishes.

[Anonymous No.15464888]

>>15464774
Probably because the meat in the third world country she comes from is close to spoiling, if not already spoiled, so cooking all the way through is the solution. Hard habit to break.
Even been to Latin America? They sell their meat unrefrigerated in the open air on the side of the street.

[Anonymous No.15464900]

>>15464888
Where did this meme come from that in third world countries literally all meat is in the process of spoiling? Meat has to be fresh at some point before it spoils yknow, where is all the fresh meat going in a country where most of the arable land is used to raise meat and 99% of the citizens are in that same impoverished class

[Anonymous No.15464990]

>>15464900
100 hours searching on Google Maps
I've been to Latin America several times to several different regions. They sell unrefrigerated meat on the streets.

[Anonymous No.15465100]

>>15453565
Looks like the free market just casually butt fucked your stupid dad's pointless discriminatory business practices into oblivion. He could have made a lot more money selling regular and premium briyani but no he was too dumb and only wanted to give the good briyani to a small portion of the market he arbitrary deemed worthy of his goods. Next time you talk to him ask him how the big thick long dick of glorious capitalism feels as it's mercilessly rammed into his hairy paki asshole.

[Anonymous No.15465126]

>>15465100
It happens sometimes when niggers are involved to be distracting.

[Anonymous No.15465302]

>>15462243
sure, why not? Here's a simple sauce base we use for a lot of dishes. You can use it as tempura sauce, for cold soba, add it to donburi for extra umami, water it down and use it as a soup base for udon, anything and everything that needs umami.
First get dried kelp and bonito flakes in cold water, bring to a boil, not long, just enough to get the kelp soft and umami in the water then strain. This is dashi base, if you can't find bonito flakes, you can use hondashi.
4 parts dashi
1 part mirin
1 part soy sauce
It'll be a little sharp at first but let it breath at room temperature overnight and it'll smooth out, then you can keep it in the fridge and it'll hold for a couple days.

Feeling like teriyaki?
4 parts mirin
2 parts sake
Simmer that first
Then add
2 parts soy sauce
1 part sugar
simmer a little more until the sugar is dissolved, then add corn starch to thicken the sauce.

Bam, two of my family's simple sauce bases that we build almost all of our recipes on top of. Really, a lot of the simple Japanese sauce bases are permutations of dashi, sake, mirin, soy sauce, and sugar
>>15464615
>68 seems young to be losing cognitive faculties like that, though (unless she's diabetic)
She has dangerously high blood pressure :( Being in the kitchen most of your life isn't very healthy but yeah, she encourages herself to keep her mind active, she's the kind where her brain never turns off

[Anonymous No.15466631]

>>15453323
lost

[Anonymous No.15466658]

>>15462239
Paki here, my dad hit me once when I was very little and really never after that. Might explain why I'm a bit of a degen tbf

[Anonymous No.15466698]

>>15453276
good chance it was a simple recipe from some random cookbook and she just wanted to make herself look good

ain't gonna trick me

[Anonymous No.15466729]

>>15458280
You will get old too, if you're lucky
Plan ahead

[Anonymous No.15466731]

>>15451746
As did I, I merely pointed out how ridiculous your statement was. Of course manchildren are gross and should be executed but then again so should retards.

[Anonymous No.15466766]

>>15465302
Saved, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.15466774]

>>15451383
my mom cooked pasta by boiling it with the water at the same time

imagine my shock when I read the box instructions

[Anonymous No.15466792]

>>15465100
original post of that green
Suppose I was making an Indian Place. How would I differentiate it from every other Poo/Paki Takeaway?

[Anonymous No.15466808]

>>15466792
I have
>Briyani
>Naan, Garlic and Such
>Paratha
>Rotis
>Assortment of Saluns
Thats about it for muh baseplate.

[Anonymous No.15466815]

>>15455833
tomato, onion.... lime??

cilantro... garlic?? SALT??

how could you possibly do this with 3 ingredients