/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15442592]

>moi cheese
>Moi butter
>Moi breads
How are they so thin?

[Anonymous No.15442612]

First off it'd be mon, mon, and mes, not moi.
Second off they don't eat much of it.

[Anonymous No.15442619]

small portions, no snacking, they walk everywhere
CICO, lardo

[Anonymous No.15442628]

>>15442592
moderation

[Anonymous No.15442634]

>>15442612
Man, just by how they're spelled, you'd assume "fromage" and "beurre" were feminine and it'd be "ma", but nooo... Fucking French.

[Anonymous No.15442636]

Chain smoking helps.
It’s mostly the aids though.

[Anonymous No.15442655]

>>15442592
>muh cheez-wiz
>muh hydrogenated margarine
>muh hfcs bread
Cause they eat real food.

[Anonymous No.15442656]

>>15442634
its cause french puts the letter E everywhere for no reason. fromage and beurre are actually pretty masculine-sounding when you pronounce them

[Anonymous No.15442764]

>>15442655
This.

[Anonymous No.15442782]

>>15442628
you get out of here with your obvious logical answers

Ameri-lards don't wanna hear that shit

its magic
ok
got it
fucking magic

[Anonymous No.15442790]

>>15442592
As >>15442612 said, we don't eat much of them. Yes croissants are fucking full of butter but a single croissant is enough for breakfast (when the breakfast isn't just black coffee and a cigarette that is). It's all about portion sizes and the fact that we on average walk a lot more. Almost no one would take their car here for a 5 to 20 mn walk.
You don't really have a lot of "all you can eat" stuff here either and the food isn't loaded with corn syrup and has to follow pretty strict standards.
Disagree with >>15442619 though we definitely snack for what we call apéro.

[Anonymous No.15442821]

>>15442656
I dunno, at least in Italian, "formaggio" and "burro" have that -o to let you know they're masculine nouns. Meanwhile in French, an -e is typically appending to feminine nouns.

[Anonymous No.15442825]

>>15442821
Like
OP is a faggote

[Anonymous No.15442844]

>>15442825
Actually, both "fagot" (French) and "fagotto" (Italian) are masculine nouns, but I get where you're coming from.

[Anonymous No.15443044]

>>15442656
Yeah French you almost just have to go off of your ear. There are some broad rules that hold true, like -on words almost (almost) always being feminine, but even then it's a crap shoot.

[Anonymous No.15443058]

how do the french do creams?
I know creme fraich is used and also Liquid cream but what are their fat contents? Are there more?

[Anonymous No.15443076]

>>15442790
Mon ami, if you guys just have a croissant or coffee for breakfast, what do you usually have for lunch and dinner? Whats the average med euro meal structure look like?

[Anonymous No.15443081]

>>15442592
>How are they so thin?

[Anonymous No.15443123]

>>15443076
>French breakfast
Really light, sometimes literally just coffee and traditionally a cigarette.
>French lunch
Main meal of the day in most cases. Typically focused on salads, breads, cheeses, and meats. Frequently but not always comes with an alcoholic beverage.
>French dinner
Normally fairly light again, salad and bread is very common again, with a lighter meat or fish on occasion, and almost always an alcoholic beverage.

[Anonymous No.15443162]

Med genetics. We Germanics pack on weight more easily because it's in our genes to attain a Viking physique to survive harsh winters. That's why y'all meds are hecking skinny :P

[Anonymous No.15443251]

>>15442634
Why would these words be feminine.... it would sound awful

[Anonymous No.15443569]

>>15442592
They serve tiny portions. My dad spent a lot of time around Lyon for business, he said he always ended up ordered two meals (and no, he is not a hamplanet).

[Anonymous No.15444418]

I think they mostly eat expensive mushrooms and duck liver.

[Anonymous No.15444617]

First of all we cook a lot. Breakfast are extremely light. Croissants, chocolatine or pain au raisin are not an everyday thing and we mostly drink black coffee without sugar or a glass of milk when you are a kid. For the meal it depend but a standard french meal contain bread 2 small pieces 50% of the plate is vegetable like cabbages or green beans, peas ect. Then we have 25% of rise, potatoes, beans, then you have 10% meat like chicken, liver, steak ect. The rest is a glass of wine, cheese and a coffee. Same for the dinner but replace the vegetable with a soup and cut the meat out. Also at 6 pm you have the apéro, in the south we drink pastis and wine some of the old folk drink st germain and chartreuse and the really old drink creme de menthe and suze. The north is the same but change the pastis for eaux de vie because they are fucking alcoolics. The picture is a typical "repas du dimanche" on sunday french tend to eat chicken or if you live in the countryside pigeon or any small bird that can be hunted. French people have an extremely diverse diet and our ex colonies like réunion or Guyane have some amazing recipe lile sarcive and rougail saucisse.

[Anonymous No.15444627]

>>15442628
Jup. Parisian breakfast is usually a black coffee and a cigarette, maybe one plain croissant.

[Anonymous No.15444632]

>>15442592
Because they serve small amounts of the cheese, butter and bread with massive amounts of lean proteins and vegetables, since they actually know how to prepare a vegetable.

[Anonymous No.15444635]

>>15442592
genetics

[Anonymous No.15444641]

>>15442790

God I'm so jealous of European walkability. But would I trade it for my ability to basically road trip to nearly any biome I'd like? Hard to say.

[Anonymous No.15444646]

>>15444617
you don't eat meat at dinner?

[Anonymous No.15444652]

>>15442592
Much better health codes than the US so their food isn't packed with cancer causing chemicals and high fructose corn syrup.

[Anonymous No.15444654]

>>15444646
We tend not to. But it depend. French people don't eat a lot of meat like maybe 4 time a week. But yeah if you come from a hunter familly you eat boar every fucking winter.

[Anonymous No.15444680]

>>15442592
>Quality over Quantity
that's it.
Bon appétit means that you will a have a good meal and appreciate its excellence, not that you will eat a lot.
That's how you should approach anything in life really; strive for excellence.

[Anonymous No.15444696]

>>15442634
All gendered nouns are fucking idiotic, which is why all sensible languages dropped them.

[Anonymous No.15444839]

>>15444696
Get fucked. France has the best food, best littérature we are amazing at sciences and architecture. Your country whatever it is, is probably a shithole.

[Anonymous No.15444861]

>>15444839
>best food
That would be the Spanish or Japanese

>best littérature
That would be the English or the Russians

>we are amazing at sciences
That would be the Swiss, Luxemburgians or Swedes

>and architecture
Le Corbusier is a massive faggot who ruined nearly every major city with his modernism

[Anonymous No.15444862]

>>15444617
>50%
>25%
>10%
Am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.15444866]

>>15444617
I was in Normandie a few years back for work and I took the weekend to go see local stuff, since I like calvados (and really Normand food a lot just in general) a lot I ended up seeing quite a few places where Cafe Calva is still the main method of drinking coffee, fucking Christ the sheer level of booze you have to be consuming to have a shot of calvados at breakfast almost every day is mesmerizing.

[Anonymous No.15444873]

>>15444861
le corbusier was swiss lmao

[Anonymous No.15444911]

>>15444873
Double nationality, shared with France. Also, most of the abominations he designed are in France.

[Anonymous No.15445027]

>>15442592
AH MAIS OUI, MON BUERRE C'EST EXCELLENT AHONHON

[Anonymous No.15445034]

>>15444862
The French aren't very good at maths

[Anonymous No.15445042]

>>15442592
with enough butter it slides right out.

[Anonymous No.15445055]

>>15443058
Usually around 30% fat, but we also have a "light" crème fraîche around 15%. The latter is shit.

>>15444617
>chocolatine
Did you mean pain au chocolat?

>>15444861
>Le Corbusier is a massive faggot who ruined nearly every major city with his modernism
I agree with it, the rest is pretty much subjective

>>15444866
Coffee with a shot of hard liquor was traditionnaly a worker thing. Also, school restaurants served beer and wine to children until 1981

[Anonymous No.15445137]

>>15445034
The cheese and wine is the other part.

[Anonymous No.15445140]

>>15445055
>chocolatine
Did you mean pain au chocolat?

Why are you gay ? Chocolatine is the true word its not even bread but fucking pate feuilleté. You want a fucking Civil war negger ? Ill fucking carbomb you ass and rape your troat if you even say pain au chocolat on here again.

[Anonymous No.15445156]

>>15444641
move to NYC

[Anonymous No.15445159]

>>15444861
>best lit
>English and Russian
true, but houellebcq is the greatest living author right now

[Anonymous No.15445165]

>>15444696
Lmao, okay tranny.

[Anonymous No.15445169]

>>15443251
"La beurre" unironically rolls off the tongue better,

[Anonymous No.15445248]

>>15442612
yes we do

[Anonymous No.15445732]

>>15442592
branding, mostly
>40% overweight
>10% obese
>10th fattest country in the EU

[Anonymous No.15445738]

>>15445159
that's a funny way to spell tao lin

[Anonymous No.15445767]

>>15444641
France is pretty diverse. Forest, grassland, mediterannean, mountain, fields caused by milennia of human activity, desert...

[Anonymous No.15445791]

>>15445767
>deserts
huh?

[Anonymous No.15445895]

>>15444696
as far as I know, only English has dropped gendered nouns

[Anonymous No.15445968]

>>15444696

[Anonymous No.15446015]

>>15445791
medical desert mostly.

>>15445140
pain au chocolat southnigger

>>15444866
Did you tried tripes au vin blanc?

>>15442592
i'm not, i'm fat.

[Anonymous No.15446016]

>>15445895
Their ships are still feminine though.

[Anonymous No.15446017]

>>15442592
they don't add sugars to literally everything
and that's it

[Anonymous No.15446023]

>>15446016
That's your mind on azur lane

[Anonymous No.15446035]

>>15446015
Tripes are the best. The south is the best ! Midi-Pyrénées is way better than the rest of France. Suce ma bite enculé je suis sur que tu est parisien, c'est a cause des pédale comme toi que mon pays est plein d'immigrés de merde. Nous nos arabes c'était des Harkis ils étaient bien dressé maintenant avec hidalgo ils se reproduise comme des lapins.

[Anonymous No.15446043]

>>15442592
Continentals don’t eat breakfast they just have coffee and ciggy in the morning so they’re basically all on IF.

[Anonymous No.15446044]

>>15446023
No, ship have always been referred as "she". Hitler wanted Bismarck to be a "he" and no one took him seriously.

[Anonymous No.15446056]

>>15442634

There’s nothing feminine about neither of those words.

[Anonymous No.15446063]

>>15444632
>since they actually know how to prepare a vegetable.
Yeah they cook it in a ton of butter

[Anonymous No.15446077]

>>15446015
>>15446035
I had tripes à la mode de Caen (I first had tripes when I was fucking around in Verdun for a week), that use of cidre and calvados is honestly what makes the dish for me, the taste ends up way richer than tripes au vin blanc. I wish my French wasn't as terrible as it is, though.

[Anonymous No.15446078]

>>15442656
English has a lot of useless, empty sounds too. I actually think it's a French influence. Learning to write and to pronounce English is a nightmare, so is French.

[Anonymous No.15446084]

>>15442636
Does france have high aids rate

[Anonymous No.15446106]

>>15446043
>IF
Except dinner is not a 6pm, rather 8-9, sometimes even later.

[Anonymous No.15446113]

>>15446078
It's actually primarily a result of England being a mish-mash of Celtic, Germanic and Romance languages, meaning it lacks a cohesive one-to-one phoneme to sound mapping that other languages come close to.

[Anonymous No.15446130]

>>15442634
It's not like Spanish where words ending in -o are male and -a are female, there's absolutely no rhyme or reason to it.

[Anonymous No.15446138]

>>15446130
There are a few rules that hold true for the most part, but French has exceptions even to the best rules in that regard. It's actually really strange how it seems to follow a pretty obvious series of gender determiners, then will just toss them out the window on completely random words.

[Anonymous No.15446140]

>>15446084
Since the majority of French people are black, yes

[Anonymous No.15446141]

>>15446077
Honestly ? Im more a cassoulet guy. Try tripoux its way better. You speak a bit of french its great.

[Anonymous No.15446150]

>>15442619
They walk everywhere because they’re pauvres.

[Anonymous No.15446154]

>Implying older Frenchies don't blow up
It really is a cultural thing though. It's not as socially acceptable to be fat and I'm guessing most people don't regularly eat fast food. Portion control is huge as well.

[Anonymous No.15446155]

>>15446035
je suis un pur produit de la campagne bas-normande mais bon ici aussi on a plein d'arabes, au moins on a des kebabs pas cher mon fils.

>>15446084
yes.

>>15446077
Nice, you bet calva is way more richer than white wine lol.

[Anonymous No.15446162]

>>15446138
I'm just thinking of like fruits and vegetables and ingredients off the top of my head and it's all at random

>la pomme
>le beurre
>le melon
>la carotte
>la vanille
>le sel

[Anonymous No.15446173]

>>15442655
But do they have central heating and cooling? A full sized refrigerator? A car? A home that’s larger than 50sq ft? A dishwasher? A clothes washer and dryer? No? Awh, too bad.

[Anonymous No.15446191]

>>15442782
It’s actually because you’re poor, but ok

[Anonymous No.15446204]

>>15446155
Bon si tu est normand sa va je respecte.

[Anonymous No.15446212]

>>15445034
They are tho
https://stats.areppim.com/stats/stats_fieldsxcapita.htm

[Anonymous No.15446214]

>>15446173
Yeah we have all that and our houses are not made out of paper and wood and we are not obese so we don't need AC running 24/7 during the summer to cool our asses

[Anonymous No.15446216]

>>15446173
We have all of those plus good taste plus European traits plus history plus a healthy weight plus healthcare plus proper transportation plus cities that don't look like dumpsters plus non-tranny health ministers plus a long list of other things that make Europe the best place on Earth. Any other question, mutt?

[Anonymous No.15446226]

i'm french and i'll tell you, this board disgusts me. this is the one board that shows how american this site is. your normal meals since childhood seem to be big stacks of fat. it is revolting to see what you feed your kids btw.
in France, cheese is eaten after the meal with a bit of bread. it's not everywhere on your meal.
butter is used for cooking, we don't put in our coffee.
pic related is a typical french dish

[Anonymous No.15446229]

>>15446044
>Look at Adolf he doesn't want his ship to be an anime girl! Look at him and laugh!
>Reeeeee you guys *unintelligible German screaming something something unreal tournament*

[Anonymous No.15446231]

>>15443123
So basically you just consume very few calories(most of which come from sugars and carbs) and smoke cigarettes and drink all day, yet, you have the gall to insult the standard of health in the US when we have a way higher adult activity level than anywhere in EU. As well as having a significantly lower percentage of smokers. Does the average Frenchman look like a wirey little dope fiend? Sickly and drawn in like a rotten fruit? I can’t imagine you people look great with a diet and lifestyle like that.

[Anonymous No.15446237]

>>15446226
you eat cheese and bread after eating that?

[Anonymous No.15446241]

>>15446231
I'm American, I just know those basic habits because I studied French in college and travelled there a few times.

[Anonymous No.15446246]

>>15446150
You want the actual truth Anon? If you're a city slicker in France it is very likely that it will take you longer to find a parking spot than reaching your destination. That's mainly due to cities not being built like American ones where everything is a grid of parallel and perpendicular lines but at the same time it is the reason why European cities have soul and yours don't.

[Anonymous No.15446247]

>>15446035
Apprends à écrire avant d'insulter les autres fils de pute de provincial.

[Anonymous No.15446252]

>>15446226
that looks like a typical southern/midwestern American family dish. But please tell me about the sausage.

[Anonymous No.15446253]

>>15446231
Hon hon hon
he exagerates the consumption of alcoholic beverage i think, in my family it's very rare, just when we get family around but surely not every other day.
As for smoking, i'm guilty of it but i'm the outlier in my family.

[Anonymous No.15446258]

>>15446231
Look like the obese mutt can't smoke without another stroke. Oh shit if you get a cancer you are ruined ? Haha we got the sécurité sociale ! Look like you can't drink until being 21 and end up binge drinking in college like a nigger. We can drink at 15 in a bar and we are not full of alcoolics go figure. Its maybe because we walk to places and have good genetics instead of having litteral gravy running in our vains.

[Anonymous No.15446266]

>>15446253
Yeah, it's normally a (one) drink with lunch or dinner, rarely both. I worded that post pretty poorly because I was tired as fuck when I wrote it.

[Anonymous No.15446269]

>>15446204
Bordel mais vous avez pas d'écoles dans vos cambrousses ou quoi ? Retourne t'occuper de tes vaches pauvre merde et dis merci aux parisiens dont les impôts ont servi a raccorder ton trou perdu à l'ADSL sans quoi tu pourrais pas poster ta cacographie sur 4chan.

[Anonymous No.15446273]

>>15446247
Je t'encule sous-merde. Je suis content
que tu ai pris le temps de me répondre entre les attentats et la dilatation du trou béant qui te sert de "vagin".

[Anonymous No.15446277]

>>15444627
No part of that is conducive to good health in any way shape, form or fashion. Literally just caffeine, nicotine, and maybe some carbs lol. Compare that to a typical American breakfast of an egg or two, 2-4 slices of bacon maybe some cheese, and a coffee or orange juice. Multiple significant sources of animal protein, good fats, low sugar, low carb, high in vitamins and minerals, delicious and filling for a hard days work.

[Anonymous No.15446281]

>>15446231
>you have the gall to insult the standard of health in the US when we have a way higher adult activity level than anywhere in EU.
France also has a higher life expectancy, lower diabetes incidence, lower CVD incidence, lower obesity rates, a lower stroke rate, lower CHD rate, etc. than the US so yeah, they are in a pretty good position to criticize you.
P.S.: stop being a lardass and perhaps you won't be scared of carbs, fattie.

[Anonymous No.15446282]

>>15444632
What type of vegetables are cigarettes and coffee?

[Anonymous No.15446284]

>>15446277
Coffee has been associated with lower risk of all-cause mortality. Educate yourself before talking out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.15446288]

>>15446282
Tobacco leaves and coffee beans duh!

[Anonymous No.15446299]

>>15445767
That’s what every clueless euro tourist thinks until they visit the US with the expectation that they’re gonna see NYC and LA in the week they’re here. Lol. 40-50 hour non-stop drive through like 10 different climates/landscapes.

[Anonymous No.15446303]

>>15446277
I do agree that tobacco isn't good for you but that aside, France is better than the US in life expectancy, diabetes incidence, CVD incidence, obesity rates, stroke rate, CHD rate so yeah, I'd say overall they know better than Americans whata healthy diet is.

[Anonymous No.15446305]

>americans itt are unironically giving the French health advice
kek

[Anonymous No.15446306]

[Anonymous No.15446310]

>>15446017
>thinks he’s not eating sugar when he has a croissant with his cigarette and coffee

[Anonymous No.15446320]

>>15446277
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31055709/
>Coffee consumption has been associated with decreased mortality in previous studies. As aging, obesity, and lifestyle factors affect the risk of mortality, the association between coffee and mortality needs to be examined in various subpopulations by characteristics of subjects. To quantitatively assess this association, we conducted an updated meta-analysis including stratified analyses by potential modifiers. We searched in the PubMed and Web of Science databases through March 8, 2019, and conducted meta-analysis including linear and non-linear dose-response analyses. We identified 40 studies including 3,852,651 subjects and 450,256 all-cause and cause-specific deaths. Non-linear inverse associations between coffee consumption and mortality from all-causes, cardiovascular disease (CVD), and cancers were found. The lowest relative risk (RR) was at intakes of 3.5 cups/day for all-cause mortality (RR = 0.85, 95% CI 0.82-0.89), 2.5 cups/day for CVD mortality (RR = 0.83, 95% CI 0.80-0.87), and 2 cups/day for cancer mortality (RR = 0.96, 95% CI 0.94-0.99), while additional intakes were not associated with further lower mortality. An inverse association between coffee consumption and all-cause mortality was maintained irrespective of age, overweight status, alcohol drinking, smoking status, and caffeine content of coffee. By region, Europe and Asia showed stronger inverse associations than US. A non-linear inverse association was found for mortality from respiratory disease and diabetes, while linear inverse association was found for mortality from non-CVD, non-cancer causes. Moderate coffee consumption (e.g. 2-4 cups/day) was associated with reduced all-cause and cause-specific mortality, compared to no coffee consumption. The inverse association between coffee and all-cause mortality was consistent by potential modifiers except region.

[Anonymous No.15446323]

>>15446043
Drinking liquor and smoking cigarettes all day out weighs any and all possible health benefits of IF

[Anonymous No.15446337]

>>15446216
Show me your washer and dryer, fridge, car, and HVAC unit then. I’m waiting.

[Anonymous No.15446340]

>>15446214
No need to samefag, I already replied seether.

[Anonymous No.15446346]

>>15446226
Fucking sloppa topkek

[Anonymous No.15446354]

>>15446323
That's an exegeration. French have pretty good health stats wise. So is Italy. Moderation is a word missing from most American dictionaries.

[Anonymous No.15446362]

>>15446346

[Anonymous No.15446367]

>>15446362
someone coomed in your slop friend

[Anonymous No.15446376]

>>15446367
Sorry not gonna reply seriously, i'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOK, formerly coom

i'm fucking hungry.

[Anonymous No.15446382]

>>15446113
Makes sense. I'm just poking fun at Anglos declaring some languages have awful phonetics and spelling when English is peak shitty phonetics and spelling. It's stylised nicely at least.

[Anonymous No.15446385]

>>15442592
whats the best way to learn french cuisine and how to cook like the french aside from going to france and learning from the french?

[Anonymous No.15446388]

>>15446253
Every frenchy I’ve ever talked to says they drink at least once per day, and a literal majority of French citizens smoke cigarettes, which is crazy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.15446401]

>>15446258
You’re actually bragging about being a pathetic, alcoholic, cigarette smoking loser who mooches his healthcare off the working man when he has a heart attack at 30. But that wasn’t even the funniest part.
>good genetics
LOL

[Anonymous No.15446405]

>>15446281
All false. P.s stop being a soy boy and you’ll be able to afford nice American amenities!(lol probably not eurobroke)

[Anonymous No.15446413]

>>15446284
Topkek he fell for the coffee meme.
>I drank a cup of caffeine water with my cigarette this morning, look how healthy and strong I am! Wee wee!

[Anonymous No.15446435]

>>15446320
Coffee memeing samefag kys. How desperate you must feel, trying to convince internet strangers that your breakfast of caffeine water, inhaling burnt plant material, and complex carbs from your gay little croissant is actually healthy. Drink yourself to death greaseball.

[Anonymous No.15446440]

>>15446354
Italy has one of the oldest, sickest, and most unhealthy populations of any “developed” country on earth. I guess the lack of nutrition has effected your cognitive abilities.

[Anonymous No.15446446]

>>15446362
Woah thats impressive. Scallops, a tomato with some shit in it, some mushrooms, a few piece of canned asparagus, and a bowl of cum. Better than I thought it would be, honestly,

[Anonymous No.15446453]

>>15446382
Modern English is the only precise language though. No other language in existence can be as precisely descriptive as English and this is not debatable. That’s why it’s spoken all over the world, because it’s better than everything else.

[Anonymous No.15446460]

>>15446141
I've been meaning to actually try proper cassoulet, I try making most of the dishes at home (mostly I end up just making bistro food because I'm cooking for myself most of the time), it's not the same thing. Tripoux I wanna try because I like sheep-based dishes a lot and it being basically tripes but sheep interests me. Then again I'm the weirdo who actually enjoys British traditional food, I might be clinically insane.

>>15446155
Yeah, Calva's great, all the cheeses are great, and really I like Normand food more than just about any other French cuisine, the fact that it uses calva and cidre gives it a lot more depth than other cuisines. Still wanna try the food in Bretagne, I unfortunately haven't been there yet.

[Anonymous No.15446464]

>>15446252
Not him but that could be a saucisse d'Auvergne or a saucisse de Morteau. While not really talked about France got quite a nice choice of sausages but for me, it's the Montbeliard.

[Anonymous No.15446482]

>>15446440
Italy has one of the highest life expectancies on Earth, fattie. Fifth spot in 2020.

[Anonymous No.15446483]

>>15446435
Kek, actual studies too spicy for you?
I don't smoke, fat retard. See
>>15446281 and seethe even more, lardass.

[Anonymous No.15446492]

>the absolute state of mutts
Imagine being a morbidly obese diabetic at the verge of CVD telling people who are better according to actual health statistics that they are unhealthy because le croissant has evil carbs.

[Anonymous No.15446500]

>>15446269
Cool tu aime voir hidalgo donner tes impôts a des bougnouls ? Sa fais quoi de savoir que la ville lumière ressemble a Djibouti ? Nous on a la classe. Tu vois le capitole de Toulouse il pète. Ton héritage parisien c'est des vieux gauchiste qui vende leurs âmes a des trans de la sorbonne. Je vie gratuitement dans ta tête. Tes amis ont quitter la capitale quand ya eu le covid parceque les arabes que vous loger aurais violer vos femmes.

[Anonymous No.15446503]

>>15446464
thanks, gives me stuff to research.

[Anonymous No.15446504]

>>15446413
>>15446405
>noooo, actual science BAD!!

[Anonymous No.15446508]

>>15446401
Im living rent free in your straigh edge vegan head. Also you will never be a woman im sorry. And no sucking dicks is not being a working man you are just a fag.

[Anonymous No.15446544]

https://www.youtube.com/user/ChefMichelDumas/videos

[Anonymous No.15446607]

>>15442592
Quality over quantity

[Anonymous No.15446623]

>>15442592
Frenchie here, I eat baguette with camenbert every day, cook everything with salted butter and drink wine every weekends but have visible abs. The key is being young, active and more importantly moderation. Plus you'll get bullied if you're a fat lard.

[Anonymous No.15446630]

>>15446508
You should really learn English before you try to insult someone in English. Just sounds like schizophrenic gobbledygook otherwise. Or maybe this is genuinely your nature state, who knows.

[Anonymous No.15446632]

>>15442592
It's a meme that Yuro men are thin. I've traveled all over, and by the time they hit mid 30s they have a beer gut and are covered in hair.

[Anonymous No.15446644]

>>15446623
There’s nothing impressive about a 6 pack when you’re 130lbs soyboy

[Anonymous No.15446664]

>>15444641
You gain the ability to road trip to entirely different cultures.

[Anonymous No.15446672]

>>15446623
>Plus you'll get bullied if you're a fat lard.
I miss that in America. It wasn't too long ago.

[Anonymous No.15446682]

>There’s nothing impressive about a 6 pack when you’re 130lbs soyboy

[Anonymous No.15446690]

>>15446632
Statistics > anecdotal evidence.
Also body hair has nothing to do with being fat nor is it a European trait to be hairy.

[Anonymous No.15446704]

>>15443081
What makes French cigarettes so terrible? I heard Gitanes stink worse than horse shit.

[Anonymous No.15446710]

>>15446644
Seethe harder fatty, twinkdom is what women want. I respect the double dubs tho.

[Anonymous No.15446712]

>>15446385
Youtube, probably.
I haven't looked into french cuisine, but there's lots of channels with mexican, japanese or koreans who teach you to cook like them, and sometimes even go the extra mile to rec you replacement ingredients if the original ones are too rare.

[Anonymous No.15446719]

>>15446623
>Plus you'll get bullied if you're a fat lard
Based.

[Anonymous No.15446796]

>>15446464
>but for me, it's the Montbeliard.
Mon negro.

[Anonymous No.15446831]

>>15442592
Because none of those things make you fat
Sugar makes you fat
Hence why american's are fat

[Anonymous No.15446866]

>>15446831
Sugar doesn't break the laws of thermodynamics. Also sugar consumption has been going down in the US for quite a few years now while obesity has done the opposite.

[Anonymous No.15446903]

>>15446500
>je suis pas allé à l'école et j'ai une vie de merde
Cope, petite salope de puceau de JVC.

[Anonymous No.15446919]

>>15446500
>>15446269
Ahah miskine.

[Anonymous No.15446923]

In 4chan we speak lolcat or English.

[Anonymous No.15446959]

>>15446440
We're talking about France. As for Italy it is one of the longest living countries and most people have excellent health due to the robust Mediterranean diet. It has one of the lowest rates of obesity in Europe. You sound very insecure and butthurt about Europeans with no basis for your delusions.

[Anonymous No.15446965]

>>15446453
No, it has everything to do with British Empire and the rise of USA after World Wars. At any rate I take it you've never used a language with cases and larger range of grammar features. English as a literary language falls flat when compared to Russian or French.

[Anonymous No.15446971]

>>15446154
>most people don't regularly eat fast food

Wrong. But you're right, it's mostly about portion control and also food quality, McDonald's uses far less additives here.

[Anonymous No.15446997]

>>15446453
If this is not bait, you're a literal retard.

[Anonymous No.15447022]

>>15446453
>No other language in existence can be as precisely descriptive as English and this is not debatable.

If you haven't studied any foreign language I'm pretty sure you can't even debate about that, Cletus.

[Anonymous No.15447203]

>>15446310
not as much sugar
and that's it
just plain fuckin truth vol. 2

[Anonymous No.15447424]

>>15446016
Anything with hips like that is a Miss, or if you're lucky: Missus, regardless of how it's hung.

[Anonymous No.15447985]

>>15446704
Horse shit doesn't stink much.

[Anonymous No.15448097]

>>15446704
different tobacco with different processing. I don't smoke very often, but I enjoy the occasional Gauloise or Gitane

[Anonymous No.15448099]

>>15446460
Bretagne doesn't have a broad variety of food specialties, but crepes beurre sucre, galettes soubise, galettes saucisse (from Rennes), far breton and kouign amann are the sheeiiiit.

[Anonymous No.15448291]

>>15448099
>kouign amann
this is divine

[Anonymous No.15448379]

>>15445034
Just like Americans with spelling

[Anonymous No.15448428]

>>15446704
It feels better when it taste bad, makes it feel like medicine

[Anonymous No.15448434]

>>15446154
this is barely "chubby" by american standards, and the dude is old. married people get a pass in any culture.

[Anonymous No.15448435]

>>15446483
>ackchual studies that definitely exist on reddit

[Anonymous No.15448438]

>>15442592
They smoke constantly and fat is good for you

[Anonymous No.15448461]

if you want to embarrass a french woman ask her about her gastric band. they all have them.

[Anonymous No.15448482]

>>15446492
How does it feel to know that Canada is more French than France? Sand niggers cucked your culture and you faggots thanked them. France now belongs the Middle East/North Africa, and Quebec is the new Paris, except people actually visit Canada for things other than the singular purpose of taking a picture of an old wrought-iron tower lol seethe harder.
>Vous ne serez jamais une femme, fagot.

[Anonymous No.15448527]

>>15442634
Give up trying to guess it, if you aren't french, you'll never be able to know if it's feminin or masculin. Some words are even transgender, boomers say "un clope" and zoomers "une clope".

[Anonymous No.15448538]

>>15443081
>Zippo
Nope.

[Anonymous No.15448679]

>>15446965
>No, it has everything to do with British Empire and the rise of USA after World Wars
No it doesn’t. And the US wasn’t “on the rise” after the world wars. We were already the world’s super power.
>English as a literary language falls flat when compared to Russian or French.
You can always pick out a lying linguist by waiting for a non-native to tell you they speak fluent Russian, or have an understanding of the language that goes beyond simple conversation. Ask any real linguist(not some French homo on 4chan) if it’s possible to speak fluent Russian as a non-native, they will tell you no. So you pretending to know whether or not Russian is better than English is obvious horse shit. No one knows because no one understands Russian outside of native Russians, and they can’t fucking explain it because they speak Russian.

[Anonymous No.15448795]

>>15448379
There are 3 “America’s” you uneducated dolt. Which one are you referring to?

[Anonymous No.15448802]

>>15448434
This is literally what every French citizen looks like. Fat peasants

[Anonymous No.15448817]

>>15448795
The country of the United States of America. Americans is the correct term, after all we call the citizens of the United States of Mexico, Mexicans.

[Anonymous No.15448903]

>>15448817
If you say “Americans” without context then you’re referring to US citizens, then you’re referring to the America’s in whole. Have you learned nothing throughout the duration of your obsession with the US?

[Anonymous No.15448942]

>>15442782
Holy fuck your post reeks of reddit. Go back bitch

[Anonymous No.15449628]

>>15446306
Based achewood poster

[Anonymous No.15450627]

>>15448435
>reality is reddit
American women cream themselves at the mere sound of French.

[Anonymous No.15450634]

>>15448679
>I'm monolingual: The Post
English has been lingua franca for a very short time in comparison of the time Latin and French have historically been. Try staying relevant as a language for at least 3 centuries before you pretend you've "won" something.

[Anonymous No.15450641]

>>15448903
>obsession
Dumb mutt. This entire thread was discussing French food until some insecure mulattos had to come in and cry about Europe and how rich they think they are by owning a dish washer (LOL) in their 3rd world ghettos, i.e. half of American cities.

[Anonymous No.15450645]

>>15448679
>Ask any real linguist(not some French homo on 4chan) if it’s possible to speak fluent Russian as a non-native, they will tell you no
Also absolutely wrong. I take it you've never been in Russosphere with countless of fluent speakers of Russian who don't speak it natively. Also source me with that or GTFO, you fat tub of lard.

[Anonymous No.15450651]

>>15443081
So there are health benefits to smoking. Why is the globohomo trying to convince people that smoking is bad for you and being fat is good?

[Anonymous No.15450656]

>>15446704
stop smoking retard

[Anonymous No.15450659]

>>15450651
I just did a quick search and quitting smoking does seem to lead to weight gain. The current obesity epidemic may literally be caused by smoking falling out of fashion. People in the past were not skinny because the food was healthier, but rather because of the fact that everyone smoked.

Really joggins the noggin.

[Anonymous No.15450666]

>>15450659
I fucked up my image

[Anonymous No.15450670]

>>15450651
>>15450659
>>15450666
t. samefag and retard

the obesity epidemic is the result of sugar being in everything because fat was deemed to be too bad. quitting smoking probably does lead to weight gain, only because smokers have no appetite.

[Anonymous No.15450677]

>>15450670
Sugar wasn't invented in the 1970s

[Anonymous No.15450683]

>>15448527
>boomers say "un clope" and zoomers "une clope".
I think that's actually a good example of what I was getting at. "Clope" looks and sounds feminine, and I don't even think I've ever heard someone say "un clope" in my life (mind you, I don't smoke much). Even if it's "technically" masculine, as a word it just seems feminine.

[Anonymous No.15450998]

>>15450683
They're minor things. Imagine trying to explain English phonetics through rules rather than "it just weeks".

[Anonymous No.15451015]

>>15442592
We don't put high fructose corn syrup everywhere

[Anonymous No.15451039]

Amusing how a significant portion of americans blow a gasket if they're told their country isn't the best at everything all the time.
I'm not saying the US is the worst at everything or isn't the best in several areas either, but these tantrums as soon as someone else claims to be better..
It's like they actually bought the state-issued propaganda.

[Anonymous No.15451047]

>>15446035
Man that is one depressing image

[Anonymous No.15451093]

>>15450659
It's not a direct cause of quitting, it's because tobacco is a slight hunger suppressant (which is one of the reasons they handed cigarettes out like candy in WW1) and because people replace smoking with snacking instead

[Anonymous No.15451127]

>>15446246
Based

[Anonymous No.15451181]

>>15450659
You realize that you can not smoke and also be within health range of weight?

[Anonymous No.15451209]

We run a lot during fights and wars

[Anonymous No.15451251]

>>15444418
god i wish

[Anonymous No.15451253]

>>15445156

I would, but the traffic seems outrageous!

[Anonymous No.15451388]

>>15451209
Kek

[Anonymous No.15451433]

>>15450670
>>15446866

[Anonymous No.15451730]

>>15451209
I unironically burn 1000 calories a day just walking fastly when there are immigrants around

[Anonymous No.15451749]

>>15451730
>fastly
Do you also flee from mirrors?