this sandwich sucks

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Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:14:25 2021 No.15431955 [Reply] [Original]

this sandwich sucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:15:03 2021 No.15431960 You are supposed to eat it open faced

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:15:48 2021 No.15431964 Is it kosher?

Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:17:45 2021 No.15431983

as someone who eats more salmon than a grizzly bear, who loves salmon sushi and sahimi, who grills salmon fairly regularly and makes a bitchin' maple mustard seed salmon glaze, I have to agree. smoked salmon is literally never good. it smells like grimy puddles left behind after the fish market packs up and no amount of cream cheese or scallion dressing makes it palatable.

it literally tastes like my dog's pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:19:06 2021 No.15431997 File: 78 KB, 474x632, CA075C85-DFFC-4188-9AF2-3340E67CC5AC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15431983 >it literally tastes like my dog's pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:22:18 2021 No.15432009 >>15431983 drop the recipe for the glaze anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:23:00 2021 No.15432014 File: 32 KB, 515x515, 6DCC889F-6387-4B5E-BA42-974DC1A02F6D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15431983 Anon, how do you know what your dog’s pussy tastes like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:23:33 2021 No.15432019 >>15431983 Yeah but if you make lox instead of smoke it it's fucking glorious

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:23:34 2021 No.15432020 >>15431983 maybe you've just have shitty smoked salmon, sloppa shit

Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:33:29 2021 No.15432073

>>15432009
>tbsp of butter in the pan, medium heat
>tablespoon or two of mustard seed (depends how hot they are so use your own taste to guide
>simmer for a few minutes to get them softened up and aromatic
>lots of cracked black pepper
>about a cup of maple searp - no fake shit for the love of god
>simmer for at least 10mins, let it get thick but not burnt
>you'll need to add a lot of salt to get this onto team savoury where you want it
>if having with ham i'll sometimes add a little horseradish or mustard powder to take it up a notch
>if having with salmon i'll add dill or tarragon
>use as a dipping sauce or brush it on in thin layers while your food is cooking so it builds into a nice crust
wala

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:34:26 2021 No.15432082 >>15431983 >not eating lox or gravlox What a disgrace

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:37:06 2021 No.15432095 >>15432020 maybe, but i've tried lots over the years >>15432082 i'll have to try the non-smoked variety but i bet it's still fishie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:38:45 2021 No.15432110 >>15431983 You want gravlax - smoked salmon just isn't as good >>15432095 no its less fishie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:39:08 2021 No.15432115 >>15432073 thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:42:01 2021 No.15432131 >>15432110 I will seek this out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 22:49:55 2021 No.15432187 Lox and gravlax are both better than regular cooked salmon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 23:01:53 2021 No.15432270 >>15432110 lox and gravlax are both cured without any smoke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 23:03:28 2021 No.15432286 File: 59 KB, 1024x826, 1611106814760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15431983

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 23:09:44 2021 No.15432328 It's good witjout the fish, everything bagel toasted with chives and onion cream cheese is crack

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 23:11:02 2021 No.15432336 File: 339 KB, 500x529, 20210118_171046.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15431983 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 23:19:50 2021 No.15432386 >>15431955 agreed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 23:24:38 2021 No.15432419 >>15431955 Sorry, but (((they))) got this one right senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 19 23:29:01 2021 No.15432440 >>15431983 Speak for yourself, doglapper. Smoked salmon is the best, as is salmon jerky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 01:41:23 2021 No.15433005 File: 57 KB, 718x787, 1595541264062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15431983 yeah. no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 02:08:53 2021 No.15433097 >>15431955 That's anti-semetic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 04:07:55 2021 No.15433422 >>15433005 LMAO HE GOT BALLZ ON EM!!! he got dem nuts on he neck oh lord

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 11:31:08 2021 No.15434649 >>15431955 So goddamn true, it has all the things I like except bagels, why boil Breda it's just dense and nasty

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 12:35:03 2021 No.15434910 >>15433422 Top kek

Anonymous Wed Jan 20 13:09:00 2021 No.15435067

>>15431983
Except salmon on a bagel is almost always lox which is cured not smoked. In fact I don't think I've ever been to a bagel place that had smoked salmon instead of lox. Maybe they had smoked salmon as well, but the default is lox, and it's the best way to eat a bagel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 13:38:57 2021 No.15435211 >>15431960 This, I don’t mind them sandwich style but open faced bagel with lox is the best way to eat them, also poppyseed bagels are the best kind of bagel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 13:58:39 2021 No.15435326 File: 2.76 MB, 4160x3120, IMG_20210119_175703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nah, it's delicious

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 14:20:32 2021 No.15435464 >>15431955 why are you antisemitic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 15:52:59 2021 No.15435923 >>15435464 Smoked salmon is Dutch, not jew.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 15:57:19 2021 No.15435935 >>15431964 It is, unless you're Sepheradic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 16:13:18 2021 No.15436022 >>15431983 Based man just "knows" how his dog's pussy smells. I feel that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 16:16:00 2021 No.15436034 >>15431983 I agree. I make salmon jerky on the smoker til it's cooked and sometimes take it off when it's still a little tender but that lox shit tastes RAW and STINKY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 16:39:05 2021 No.15436125 >>15431955 Wrong. Tomato sandwich is great

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 16:40:31 2021 No.15436130 >>15431960 No, it's lox

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 16:40:59 2021 No.15436135 >>15433097 This. Cool it with the anit semetism OP or it's a lawsuit on your ass. t. ADL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 16:43:12 2021 No.15436145 File: 13 KB, 269x188, salmon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15431955 But it looks so good ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 16:46:55 2021 No.15436169 >>15436130 huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 17:19:01 2021 No.15436354 File: 36 KB, 500x500, 1593864391955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15431983 >as an antibiotically farmed fish enthusiast, this produce is comparable to my pet's genitals

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 17:23:35 2021 No.15436383 >>15432073 Heating syrup and butter for 10m? No burnt? You must be a skilled cook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 21:19:09 2021 No.15437456 >>15436383 well maybe more like 5, but we're talking a low simmer i just stop when it looks right

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 21:51:35 2021 No.15437633 >>15433005 Kek, zoomer shocked, boomer rocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 22:44:43 2021 No.15437893 >>15435326 Did you put thousand island dressing on that? Fucking Yankees can’t even eat their own food right...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 22:46:49 2021 No.15437906 File: 18 KB, 300x300, img-thing_out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15437633 those aren't "boomer rocks" anon those are testicles

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 22:47:56 2021 No.15437912 >>15431983 >smoked salmon is literally never good kek. obvious bait or low iq redneck oregonian. I make my own homemade lox, and hot smoked salmon. There's nothing better, low smoking some fatty salmon over alder with a honey&maple butter glaze.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 22:49:16 2021 No.15437918 >>15437912 Ever had/made salmon jerky?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 22:55:10 2021 No.15437942 >>15437912 not bait, I just don't like it. it's yucky

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 22:55:15 2021 No.15437944 >>15431983 yeah but it's cheaper, so

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:02:45 2021 No.15437977 File: 7 KB, 225x225, 43573271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15437942 >yucky

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:04:02 2021 No.15437983 File: 10 KB, 261x195, geeps.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15437977 it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:04:40 2021 No.15437985 >>15437918 Are you talking about indian candy style or real jerky where it's on the drier side?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:05:35 2021 No.15437988 >>15431983 w-why do you know what your dog's pussy tastes like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:09:06 2021 No.15438000 >>15437985 Either way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:10:08 2021 No.15438003 File: 199 KB, 112x112, VIDEOGAMES.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15431983

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:14:45 2021 No.15438025 >>15431960 For some reason this sounds much more delicious to eat it this way. I've never had this sandwich but I've had bruschetta like it and it was great

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:30:25 2021 No.15438085 >>15437893 That's dill honey mustard sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:36:00 2021 No.15438100 >>15437988 a dog's vagina is cleaner than a human's mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:40:18 2021 No.15438112 >>15431983 >>15438100 Go suck a knot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:41:10 2021 No.15438114 >>15431955 How's about I slap your shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:46:21 2021 No.15438137 >>15431955 Please drown in your car.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 20 23:53:40 2021 No.15438173 >>15432014 do you know your 'taste' is both your taste buds as well as your sense of smell? smelling things often correlates to how the thing will taste

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 00:15:22 2021 No.15438271 IT DOES NOT SUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 01:42:06 2021 No.15438606 >>15438271 It's doesn't and it's past your bed time, boomer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 01:59:37 2021 No.15438680 >>15431983 Lox isn't smoked though, it's brined.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 02:02:43 2021 No.15438691 Lox is the only part of bagels that I don't love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 02:06:13 2021 No.15438702 >>15435935 >Sepheradic Is that a preventable disease?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 02:13:15 2021 No.15438723 >>15438702 Jokes aside no, it just means jews from spain and morocco who are a different group from the Ashkenazi that most jews are. They have some different dietary laws.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 09:08:24 2021 No.15439762 >>15431955 T. Burgerlander

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 09:34:55 2021 No.15439837 File: 21 KB, 334x393, 1510630575507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15431955 >no onions or tomato have to agree

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 09:36:07 2021 No.15439840 File: 12 KB, 200x200, 933666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15439837 >tomato >with salmon oh anon now we know you're just trollin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 11:11:44 2021 No.15440168 >>15437893 do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 12:00:15 2021 No.15440379 >>15435211 >poppyseed bagels are the best kind of bagel. BASED. The poppyseed and the cream cheese oh fuck. I like a little caper too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 12:06:37 2021 No.15440400 Leave it to jews to invent a burger with a fucking hole in it to jew you out of bread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 12:57:48 2021 No.15440612 >>15439840 >not adding tomato to your shmear ngmi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 13:07:08 2021 No.15440658 >>15436354 firrst time i keked at a wojakfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 13:10:02 2021 No.15440674 >>15431983 your dog must have a tasty pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 13:11:58 2021 No.15440683 >>15437906 uncultured

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 21 14:53:57 2021 No.15441268 File: 256 KB, 386x316, 1587254786458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15433005 what a chad

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