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Chips and gravy, mushy peas
Bazza will eat what he please
Fry-ups, puddings, builders' tea
Vegan twink remoaners REE
Munchie box, made by a wog
I'd rather that than eat a frog
Beans on toast with Mowbray pies
Gouging out a nonce's eyes
Kedgeree and jellied eels
Go to Brit/pol/, post my feels
Branston pickle, cheese, and bread
Bashing in a paki's head
Clotted cream with jam and scones
Grinding up an Argie's bones
Pints of carling, makes me tipsy
Dresden Germans, extra crispy
Yorkie pudding, sausage rolls
Ploughman's lunch, toad in the hole
Fish and chips and Sunday roast
These are the things I like the most

>> No.15431594

>>15431563
You got a loicense for all this rhyme?

>> No.15431598
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>>15431594

>> No.15431601

is tikka masala actually British?

>> No.15431605

>>15431563
Sloppa sloppa
Grab a moppa
British food is not proper

>> No.15431630

>>15431605
Nonce remoaner
Eat a doner
Your fugly mummy kills my boner
Loves to cheer for souf fc
When they lose he screams 'ree ree!'
Loves pakis wogs and other rubbish
His cooking's so shite I'd rather eat garnish

>> No.15431635

Nobody gets drunk on that Carling shite. What paki's head? Since when has that even been a thing? Why are you trying to suggest we're violent? Pathetic poetry ponce hasn't got a clue

>> No.15431644

>>15431601
It invented by indian immigrants, so no.

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>>15431601

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>>15431563
Here's my mushy pea booty, a classic british delicacy, you yankee will never know how great it is after a night at the pub with the lads.

>> No.15431753

>>15431630
Silly britbong making rhymes
You will pay for your crimes
Your empire raped the Earth I love
Soon you'll meet with the Lord above
I promise you that this is true
I don't need a loo to take a poo

>> No.15431765

>>15431727
looks the same going down as it does coming up
absolutely abhorrent

>> No.15431820

>>15431753
I'm going to bed then I've got an early shift tomorrow. If this thread's still up then I'll post my reply tomorrow afternoon. See you then fren :)

>> No.15431829

>>15431727
Based dad.

>> No.15433114

>>1543172absolytekt disgusting