Deenz thread

[Anonymous No.15423167]

>are sardines good for you?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.15423239]

>>15423167
sharky sharky lookin for the YUM
sharky sharky feelin so GLUM
sharky sharky thinking about what life MEANS
sharky sharky thinkin bout them DEENZ

[Anonymous No.15423248]

>>15423167
they would be if 99% of "deenz" in the market weren't some unknown sucker fish or god knows what else raised in an unsanitary mongolian yak farm.

[Anonymous No.15423266]

>>15423248
Source or fuck off back to r e dd it

[Anonymous No.15423275]

>>15423248
how can it be a yak farm if they're fish

got you good you little faggot

[Anonymous No.15423288]

>>15423167
>me trying to approach women

[Anonymous No.15423300]

>>15423275
>how else would a yak farm dispose of several tons of yak poop
Think logistically fren. The deenz eat the poop.

[Anonymous No.15423303]

>>15423248
Anon, I have to admit that this is exactly what I expected from you - a small-minded, smug moron who is unable to put the tinniest of efforts into any thought, much less his own, and only knows to express himself (as if you even have a “self”, lol) through trendy memes and 4chan opinions that have already become his innate reflexes, not an action in which he has any dose of demonstrable autonomy. Enjoy the coming psychosis, you poor, poor thing.

[Anonymous No.15423306]

>>15423303
>imagine typing this
yikes

[Anonymous No.15423336]

>>15423248
pretty sure all commercial deenz are wild caught.

[Anonymous No.15423351]

>>15423336
But are they sardines?

[Anonymous No.15423356]

>>15423351
says so on the tin.
it's not like they're difficult to find or catch.

[Anonymous No.15423381]

>>15423167
Yes. I thought it was a /fit/ meme but damn it after eating them for a few months I felt better. That was years ago and I still eat at least four cans of week. Only good quality, virgin olive oil packed.

[Anonymous No.15423438]

>>15423239
holy based

[Anonymous No.15423478]

>>15423167
What types of sardines should I try if I've never had them before?

[Anonymous No.15423486]

>>15423478
The ones that cone in tomato sauce

[Anonymous No.15423517]

>>15423478
I was going to recommend these thai chili deenz that I like but I realized they use sunflower oil.

[Anonymous No.15425083]

KEEP

MAKING

THESE

THREADS

[Anonymous No.15425120]

>/deenz/

[Anonymous No.15425129]

>>15423478
I like king Oscar with some 'basco on top

[Anonymous No.15425292]

>>15423239
thinking about thos deenz

[Anonymous No.15425457]

>>15423381
Might be wrong but I was under the impression that canned food should be limited to one-two rations per week due to heavy metals

[Anonymous No.15425571]

deenz are the ace combat of food

[Anonymous No.15425836]

>>15425120
Wow fags on /ck/ are vocal about the new deenz thread and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way anon keeps eatin deenz and the whole discussion about canned fish. I guess they were holding out hope for another mcdonald's thread. There's even a petition that's garnered fifteen signatures to have the janny ban deenz posters. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

[Anonymous No.15426640]

deenzbros, what should i do with my oil?

[Anonymous No.15426708]

>>15423478
Something packed in extra virgin olive oil. EEVO is generally considered the tastiest (and healthiest) oil. Try Seasons, King Oscar, or Wild Planet. Those are mid-priced, decent quality. Do not get anything packed in water or bottom shelf. They can be very mushy in texture and taste very fishy. It'll turn you off if you're not used to it. Good sardines taste like very good canned tuna. Bad ones taste really bad.

[Anonymous No.15426713]

>>15426640
Drink it. Improve your lipid profile. There are omega 3's in there.

[Anonymous No.15426718]

>>15425457
that's fake news from Big tuna.

[Anonymous No.15426749]

>>15423303
>Anon, I have to admit that this is exactly what I expected from you - a small-minded, smug moron who is unable to put the tiniest of efforts into any thought, much less his own
That was an awesome, Arnold Rimmer tier roasting but then you fucked it up and turned into a faggot

[Anonymous No.15426751]

Boys you gotta try King Oscars mediterranean style mackerel it's fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.15426756]

>>15426751
You know what? I was gonna stop by the 'Mart to grab some 'Atermelon 'Ountain 'Ew this morning after wrappin' up my 'ight shift but I'll keep an eye out for some "Meddy Macks" while I'm there!

[Anonymous No.15426782]

>>15425457
Biomagnification of toxins mainly occurs with larger predatory fish. Most species of fish sold as sardines are significantly lower in the food chain than fish like tuna, which makes them safer.

[Anonymous No.15426813]

>>15423167
DEEENZ NUTS

[Anonymous No.15426814]

sup bitches
https://drd.sh/A57Rs2

[Anonymous No.15426916]

Does anyone remember a brand of sardines that had a fisherman on the package? The fisherman was wearing this distinctive sort of hat, and overall looked similar to pic related, although in a different pose. Either the package or the fisherman's clothes were yellow.

[Anonymous No.15427073]

>>15426916
this one? It's spanish brand vigilante

[Anonymous No.15427238]

>>15427073
Unfortunately no, it wasn't those. Though they certainly match the description I gave, I can't blame you. Are those ones good by any chance? Just curious.

[Anonymous No.15427257]

>>15425571
what does that mean

[Anonymous No.15427264]

>>15427257
ace combat fans are absolute bros (and have excellent taste)

[Anonymous No.15427412]

>>15427238
I haven't tried those, but their other stuff is alright.

[Anonymous No.15427516]

>>15426713
That depends on the type of oil
the omega6:3 ratio for vegetable oils they might use is simply toxic.

[Anonymous No.15428120]

>>15425571
lel

[Anonymous No.15428181]

>>15426640
Save it in a mason jar in the fridge. When you need to make a salad dressing or just add more flavour to something use it. It will last a long time in there and just keep adding your deenz oil to it. Makes a fucking delicious salad dressing with some apple cider vinegar and balsamic.

[Anonymous No.15428800]

I just tried Goya sardines in olive oil, can't recommend them. They were worse than my store's brand which surprised me because Goya stuff is usually pretty good. I use a lot of their canned vegetables.

[Anonymous No.15428879]

Just made my soup lunch. Who else DEENZ IN THE SOUP

>Can of Campbell’s soup(plenty of options)
> can of Deenz
No dishes.

[Anonymous No.15430032]

Jews fear the canned deenz hoarder

[Anonymous No.15430175]

>>15423306
Learn to greentext

[Anonymous No.15430308]

>>15430032
I have $80+ worth of deenz on my shelf, plus some yellowfin and salmon. Is that enough to keep the chosen tribe away?

[Anonymous No.15431623]

>>15430308
Yes.

[Anonymous No.15431662]

'choves > 'deenz

try to prove me incorrect

[Anonymous No.15431696]

>>15431662
>'choves
>Anchoves
Clearly they're for low IQ individuals if even their advocates can't spell what it says on the tin. I use them for cooking and as a pizza topping and they're great for that but not really comparable to sardines IMO.

[Anonymous No.15431752]

>>15425120
Nice soijak, fatty.

[Anonymous No.15431954]

>>15431696
it was a phonetic abbreviation. "deenz" isn't short for "sardeenz"

i find the oil in the anchovies packs a better savory flavor. on a pizza with capers and onions is fantastic tho

[Anonymous No.15432066]

>>15431954
Deenz makes the same noise as -dines though.
>'chove
ending with an e like
>me
>she
>ante
doesn't seem as organic. Not that I think
>deenz
is particularly organic either.
>on a pizza with capers
I'm going to have to try that, I love capers but all too rarely eat things that can utilize them. What kind of pizza do you usually throw them on?

[Anonymous No.15433047]

>>15431662
I just tried to eat a can tonight and they were the saltiest fuckers ever. I couldn't take another bite.

[Anonymous No.15433059]

>>15433047
filtered

[Anonymous No.15433287]

>>15430308
You need several cans that warm about shellfish.

[Anonymous No.15433503]

>>15432066
>Deenz makes the same noise
Veez.

[Anonymous No.15433599]

>>15432066
>pizza do you usually throw them on?
usually on a Hawaiian, with no ham (I don't eat any porcine products)
Gotta have stuffed crust, with extra ranch

[Anonymous No.15433657]

>>15426640
Save it for deep-frying fish. After that do throw it away though.

[Anonymous No.15433817]

>>15433657
>deep-fry
oof
dont do this

[Anonymous No.15434200]

smoked oysters > deenz

[Anonymous No.15434212]

ate some deenz and rice after gettin off da night shift
love you deenzbros

[Anonymous No.15434216]

>>15423239
very based

[Anonymous No.15434262]

>>15425457
Which bands specifically because it seems many metal bands, especially of the power metal subgenre, are pro ocean life.

[Anonymous No.15434280]

>>15423167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM

[Anonymous No.15435578]

>>15433503
That works.

>>15433599
>Hawaiian, with no ham
Wouldn't that just be a pineapple pizza? Do you put a different meat on there? I like Hawaiian pizza but I can't imagine it without ham.

[Anonymous No.15436888]

picked up this bad boy today, never had bela before so i'm excited to try

[Anonymous No.15436898]

>>15423167
Did you know that deenz is sneed backwards?

[Anonymous No.15437867]

Poor deenz.

[Anonymous No.15437898]

>>15437867
I'm glad to see that he's doing well for himself.