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15421419 No.15421419 [Reply] [Original]

can the British "people" on this board give an adequate explanation to what a pudding is?How can yorkshire puddings be puddings same as chocolate pudding be pudding same as blood pudding be pudding?if it is texture; then it is contradictory,if it is flavour; then it is contradictory, if it technique; then it is contradictory. is the word pudding just contingent and arbitrary? why even have a language then? i demand answers. thank you.

>> No.15421421

>>15421419
fuck you
that's why

>> No.15421427

It's a wide class of dishes.

>> No.15421434

hey watch me as I pudding my spotted dick in your stargazy pie
*this is a legitimate order in the "United Kingdom"

>> No.15421439

>>15421427
but what binds them to one nomenclature nigga?

>> No.15421449

>>15421419
No, we're not allowed to explain it.
It's one of the ways we identify outsiders trying to infiltrate our society.
See also:
>the pronounciation of basically every town north of Coventry
>The rules of mornington crescent
>The terrible secret of marmite
>Being objectively an ugly and stupid people. yet somehow being able to seduce any American woman alive using only our accent

>> No.15421451

>>15421439
Being pudding.

>> No.15421475

>>15421451
they cant be circularly conditioned; it is absurd.

>> No.15421541

>>15421475
And yet here we are.

>> No.15421573

>>15421419
"chocolate pudding" is not a thing we recognise.
Yorkshire puddings, like steamed puddings, like blood pudding, are all made with animal fat.

>> No.15421577

>>15421573
what about chrismas pudding?

>> No.15421583

>>15421577
Also traditionally made with animal fat and steamed - though actually using the suet is less common these days

>> No.15421597

>>15421583
what about rice pudding then?

>> No.15421722

>>15421597
Stop asking questions if you know what's best for you.

>> No.15421734

english is really multiple languages that overlap. most words are the same in each english, but there are some like pudding that can have widely different definitions.

>> No.15421796

>>15421449
>the pronounciation of basically every town north of Coventry
Americans pronounce Leicester as lie-sester

>> No.15421855

>>15421449
>rules of mornington crescent

I'm english and still had to google what it was, oh its radio 4.

>> No.15421932

>>15421796
and you pronounce thames as tems

>> No.15421933

>>15421419
Pudding is anything that was cooked by being boiled or steamed in something else (cloth, intestine, crust, etc). It's also used to describe anything that was traditionally cooked by being steamed or boiled in something else.

>> No.15421947

>>15421933
So haggis is a pudding then? Why don't you call it that?

>> No.15421971

>>15421796
I once heard an australian pronounce Loughborough as Loo-baroogie

>> No.15421977

>>15421933
ok what is yorkshire pudding then mVIII?

>> No.15422080

>>15421439
similar gelatinous characteristics

>> No.15422095

>>15421947
to your first question: yes
to your second question: some do

>> No.15422167

Something stodgy/hearty basically

>> No.15422203

>>15421947
>Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
>Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!

>> No.15422350

>>15421419
>flavour
Well at least you're not American.

>> No.15422379

>>15422350
>Well at least you're not American
How do you know nigga? That's how they trick you, gotta stay on your toes lad

>> No.15422390

I'm cooking up some pudding in my asshole right now

>> No.15422399

>>15422350
Double consonants should only ever be used when it's two of the same one to signify the long sound. Silent e's are retarded and we didn't go far enough with American English. British slang is retarded and new-middle English is an unctuous gaoler to practical expression.

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15422418

>>15422399
Those are mighty fine words ya poof

>> No.15422452

>>15421419
Not even a Brit but I’m not retarded enough to know that the Brit definition of “pudding” is not the same as ours, making you a retard for thinking they’d call what we call “chocolate pudding” as such. They call our “pudding”, “custard”. Go back to your home board for “le epin country banter XD”

>> No.15422501

>>15422452
kys

>> No.15422653

>>15422452
Britaboos are pathetic

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>>15421419
You're gay for trying to incite shitposting, but I always found it interesting that Americans call stuff pudding the same way Germans do. Basically anything sweet and custardy or that wobbles is pudding (Germans literally call jelly wobble pudding).

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15422776

>>15421419
>>15421419
No, but I do love a steak and kidney pudd

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>>15421947
The Scots are an esoteric people, they have their own mysteries the rest of us do not pry into

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>>15421419
you're one to talk
this shit is considered a salad in America

>> No.15422815

ABritish puddingis a dish, savory or sweet, that's cooked by being boiled or steamed in something: a dish, a piece of cloth, or even animal intestine. Niggar

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>> No.15422856

>>15422794
ah non, salade de fruits, formidable

>> No.15422891

>>15422794
I always assumed that was because of the British too because of how nonsensical your food labeling is. In fact it probably was and just didn't carry over to modern day Britain

>> No.15422899

>>15421419
Not British, but I assume it means a food containing some kind of grain starch, which has been used to give the food a somewhat gelatinous texture.

>> No.15422938

>>15422794
that is called ambrosia, at least in the fair state of Michigan. But anyways a salad is just homogeneous ingredients, mixed possibly with a dressing, That is completely in the realm of salad

>> No.15422961

>>15422938
salad
/ˈsaləd/

noun
noun: salad; plural noun: salads

a cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients.
"a green salad"

retard

>> No.15422975

>>15422961
ambrosia meets the definition of a salad as well so why even bring it up if you're going to be pedantic

>> No.15422987

>>15422961
Ah, I suppose fruit salads and meat salads are now no longer salads. There goes years of European culinary tradition, killed by a retard dictionaryposter on /ck/.

>> No.15423254

>>15422819
lmfao

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15423290

OP here.these are my refutations.
>>15421421
>fuck you
fuck you too.
>>15421427
>It's a wide class of dishes.
yeah but what binds them together?
>>15421573
>Yorkshire puddings, like steamed puddings, like blood pudding, are all made with animal fat.
okay what is rice pudding then?
>>15421734
>english is really multiple languages that overlap. most words are the same in each english, but there are some like pudding that can have widely different definitions.
seems retarded.
>>15421933
Pudding is anything that was cooked by being boiled or steamed in something else.
thats just cooking in general.is sausage a pudding then?also what is rice pudding?
>>15422080
>similar gelatinous characteristics
what is yorkshire puddings?
>>15422203
>Something stodgy/hearty basically
sounds gay and retarded.
>>15422734
>Basically anything sweet and custardy or that wobbles is pudding
what is yorkshire puds?they are crispy.

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>>15423290
If your yorkshires are crispy, you're doing them wrong or using Aunt Bessie's frozen ones

>> No.15423374

>>15423357
crispy crust with steamy and soft insides.

>> No.15423384

>>15423374
Crisp, not crispy

>> No.15423396

>>15422786
Looks like my testicles after a 7 hour gooning session.

>> No.15423397

>>15423384
no need for semantics but they mean the same thing.

Définition de crisp en anglais

crisp
adjective mainly approving
UK /krJsp/ US /krJsp/
crisp adjective (HARD)

hard enough to be broken easily

used to describe cooked foods, such as pastry and biscuits, that are well cooked so that they are just dry and hard enough

crispy
adjective approving
UK /ˈkrJs.pi/ US /ˈkrJs.pi/

Crispy food is hard enough to be broken easily:

>> No.15423435

>>15421419
>british """""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>>15423435

>> No.15423450

>>15422399
>consonants
>means vowels
>lecturing

>> No.15424484

>>15421855
>Doesn't listen to Radio 4
Stay in the Norf Abdul and never come South of Coventry.