/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15416727]

Do you feed your pets fruits?

[Anonymous No.15416750]

>>15416727
my cat loves to lick melon skin and banana peels but no other fruits. and I give her only when eating some myself so maybe once or twice a month

[Anonymous No.15416779]

my cat likes to drink green olive brine but i cant give him too much because it seems to make him sick

[Anonymous No.15416785]

>>15416727
No but my cat eats any kind of string/rubberband/ribbon he can find and there’s always nunchuck poops in the shitbox. Silly kot.

[Anonymous No.15416789]

no, cats are carnivores so i feed him meat products

[Anonymous No.15416792]

>>15416727
only after i murder a faggot

[Anonymous No.15416815]

>>15416789
*obligate carnivores
They will actually die without meat.

[Anonymous No.15416865]

>>15416727
my cats loved to eat oranges and chew on pineapple leaves, so whenever we bought a pineapple we'd cut the top off and put it on a plate on the floor for them to enjoy

[Anonymous No.15416894]

Yeah my dog loves bananas

[Anonymous No.15416945]

>>15416727
Imagine being so cucked that you house, protect and feed a fucking CAT. The same animal that, for hundreds of thousands of years, hunted us like worthless prey. For thousands of generations we spent every waking moment of our existence trying to survive these fuckers chasing us down when all we wanted was to pick some berries or get some fucking water from the river or some shit. And here you faggots are in 2021, feeding and bathing CATS, even taking them to the goddamn veterinarian like they’re a dog or something. Worthless species traitors like you people should be locked in a cage with a fuckin’ tiger for public exhibition, so they can see what happens when you try to befriend a low down, dirty goddamn feline.

[Anonymous No.15417003]

>>15416779
Same

My cats like to eat green olives, lick safe and bay leafs, eat cubes of cheese and go absolutely apeshit for the deenz oil

My kitten gets watery shits from deenz oil so I have to prevent him from eating the deenz oil meant for my other cat

[Anonymous No.15417007]

>>15416894

My dog Bubbles would go crazy for bandannas.

[Anonymous No.15417177]

>>15417007
wtf my dead dog was named Bubbles
how loud is she

[Anonymous No.15417667]

>>15416727
As in, whole fruits? No, but they do get scraps like papaya skins, watermelon rind (the whole thing), but I don't feed scraps raw, I just add it to their gruel. Yup, I make rice gruel filled with scraps from food prep so it all gets boiled down and before serving I enrich it with a couple cups of dog cereal because that stuff is expensive, rice is legit cheaper by the gram than dog cereal.

I also share some of my bananas with them, I just break off a chunk when I'm eating, no problems at all. They grow up big and healthy, no teeth or digestive problems despite eating fucktons of rice and non-meats.

[Anonymous No.15417965]

>>15416727
I like to freeze grapes in the summer for my pup for a nice cool treat

[Anonymous No.15417969]

>>15416727
no, fruits have a lot of weird diseases that I'd rather not have me nor my pets exposed to.

[Anonymous No.15417984]

>>15416815
i will stop eating meat and eat the bugs if it means we can eradicate cats

[Anonymous No.15417992]

My cat doesn't like fruits or vegetables, really. He does like to smell whatever I'm cooking and really likes cheese and meats.

[Anonymous No.15417999]

>>15416727
My dog loves watermelon

[Anonymous No.15418007]

>>15416779
Cats get high from olives

[Anonymous No.15418021]

>>15417984
Based

[Anonymous No.15418032]

I feed my bird cat

[Anonymous No.15418351]

>>15416865
>my cats loved to eat oranges
How, I thought cats hated cítrics as a rule.

[Anonymous No.15418484]

>>15417667
>no problems at all. They grow up big and healthy, no teeth or digestive problems
Stop lying anon. You’ve never had blood work done on the cats and you’ve never had them GI scoped. You have no fucking clue if they’re “healthy” or not. If you’re not feeding them meat products, and instead only rice, then your cats are almost certainly nutrient deficient, and you’re an animal abuser.

[Anonymous No.15418490]

>>15417999
*dawg

[Anonymous No.15418496]

>>15418484
>catfaggot is illiterate and retarded
colour me surprised

[Anonymous No.15418514]

>>15417965
i thought grapes were poisonous for dogs?

[Anonymous No.15418561]

Fuck no. I have a cat.
He eats fresh chicken, fish, and cat food consisting of meat/organs/cartilage with a small amount of grain to simulate the bit he’d ingest from eating the internals of prey.

That being said, he absolutely fucking loves the scent of fresh strawberries and celery. He’ll bury his face in it and try to cuddle with it as if it’s coated in catnip. He’s never attempted to eat or even bite it though.

[Anonymous No.15418570]

>>15418561
ew imagine eating this guy's cat covered strawberries and celery

[Anonymous No.15418582]

>>15418570
he probably washes them retard. its cute that his cat does this though

[Anonymous No.15418617]

>>15418582
yeah it's real cute when a nasty animal rubs it's filthy mouth and asshole all over your food

[Anonymous No.15418622]

>>15418617
hence why you wash it to get all the dirty crap off it not just whatever the cats put on it. this is bait isn't it...oh well have your (you)

[Anonymous No.15418631]

>>15418570
For one, he does it through the bag.
Secondly, I guarantee a bacterial culture from your hand would look a shitton worse than one from my cat’s face.
And finally, I don’t typically entertain autists. The only reaction it receives from guests is “awwww!!!!”

[Anonymous No.15418632]

>>15418617
>imagine being so narcissistic you need a pet that literally has been bred to be your best friend for thousands of years

You narcs really are pathetic sad fucks and the sad thing is you’ll never see it but everyone else does.

[Anonymous No.15418633]

>>15416727
I wonder about stuff like this. Do you think because of the rotten death pellets we feed them, we fucked up their physiology and dietary optimums?

[Anonymous No.15418642]

>>15418632
>You narcs
When did ‘narc’ come to mean pet-owner?
Is this some faggot zoomer nu-speak?

[Anonymous No.15418643]

>>15418632
imagine being a stinky dog obsessed cat faggot
lmao rent free

[Anonymous No.15418649]

>>15418642
It’s mean narcissist you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.15418657]

>>15418643
>using tranny logic
>rent free

Kys

[Anonymous No.15418662]

>>15418657
>then just bring up trannies for no reason
holy shit double rent free

[Anonymous No.15418665]

>>15418649
It doesn’t mean that to anyone old enough to buy beer, Brayden. Or aiden, Jayden, cayden, Hayden, or whatever single-mom-issued zoomer name you have.

[Anonymous No.15418669]

>>15418662
>proving my point again

[Anonymous No.15418673]

>>15418665
Educate yourself flyover faggot.

[Anonymous No.15418678]

>>15418669
do you get called out for your tranny obsession a lot?

[Anonymous No.15418687]

>>15418673
>flyover
That doesn’t even make any fucking sense in this context, zoomlet.
So which -den name did your unmarried mom give you?

[Anonymous No.15418690]

>>15417965
You shouldn't feed your dog grapes, oranges and the alikes unless you remove the skin

[Anonymous No.15418705]

>>15416727
I will only feed them what they usually eat in nature, meat and cooked, maybe a little bit fiber from grass at that's it
Since they are strictly carnivores.

[Anonymous No.15418710]

>>15416750
So you only eat fruit once or twice a month? Are you dead or dying?

[Anonymous No.15418717]

>>15418690
do not feed any dog grapes unless they killed your father and you have already pledged a vow to avenge his death in the dog's blood because grapes will kill them

[Anonymous No.15418722]

>>15416727
No, because there are no homosexuals where I live.

[Anonymous No.15418735]

>>15416727
i had a black labrador retriever and she never liked veggies or fruit (even watermelon) she was a big bread whoore though

[Anonymous No.15418741]

>>15418678
Did you get electrolysis hair removal on your balls before GRS or does your neovagina have hair growing on the inside?

[Anonymous No.15418754]

>>15418741
depends which one makes you the hardest boi

[Anonymous No.15418761]

I have a bearded dragon I got in a break up so I feed her greens with a side of fruits daily. blueberries, strawberries, anything diced small enough to for her to eat.

[Anonymous No.15418925]

>>15416727
Yes.

[Anonymous No.15418951]

>>15416727
Pets are a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.15418967]

>>15418951
>t. Puts “school of life” in the education part of a bio

[Anonymous No.15418973]

>>15418951
And money.

[Anonymous No.15419007]

>>15418710
Fruit aren't good for you. They are mostly sugar and fibre. Eat cruciferous vegetables instead.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" was probably a conspiracy by dentists so you get bad teeth from all the sugar.

[Anonymous No.15419363]

>>15417177
like ROOH ROOH ROOH ROOH ROOH

[Anonymous No.15419369]

>>15418951
you ever wonder why your parents bothered?

[Anonymous No.15419391]

>>15419007
i honestly dont know where incels get this "fruit bad" idea from

[Anonymous No.15419411]

>>15419391
Nice boomer chart.

It has been universally acknowledged fruit aren't that good for you.

[Anonymous No.15419418]

>>15419411
>universally acknowledged

[Anonymous No.15419424]

>>15416945
t. Rat

[Anonymous No.15419428]

>>15418617
>implying he doesn't put his fucking celery and strawberries in the fridge

goddamn, the /an/ aids is spreading

[Anonymous No.15419429]

>>15419391
Because nutritionally, fruit is basically candy with some added fiber.
>food pyramid
And before that, it was the “4 food groups” with fruits & vegetables lumped together. Fruit juice was also considered healthy, and now it’s regarded as basically soda.
My biggest question is how that somehow correlates with someone being an “incel” though.

[Anonymous No.15419435]

>>15419411
every doctor and nutritionist say fruit is good for you. have sex tard

[Anonymous No.15419450]

>>15419435
*every boomer doctor and boomer nutritionist who recieved their training 40 years ago

fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.15419461]

>>15416727
When I prepare food sometimes I save a small piece of what I've cooked. The cat eats peas, carrots, scrambled egg, yogurt, salmon skin, clam, halibut, tuna juice, beef of any kind. Keep in mind these are treats and not regular food items, except peas.

Cat loses its mind for anything seafood related.

[Anonymous No.15419469]

>>15419435
>say fruit is good for you
No, they say fruit is a healthier alternative to sweets and junkfood desserts.
It’s the same way vaping is generally regarded as “better” for you than smoking tobacco. It doesn’t mean “good”. It just means “less bad”.

[Anonymous No.15419486]

>>15419450
The only reason milk was on both lists, the "4 food groups" and "food pyramid," was from successful persuasion of the government by a powerful dairy lobby in the U.S.

Milk is disgusting. And human beings are the only mammal to drink it past infancy and from a different mammal, too.

Normal well-adjusted mature adults eat cultured milk products, not milk on its own.

[Anonymous No.15419522]

>>15416727
insects and some marine life are the only acceptable pets

[Anonymous No.15419624]

My dog enjoys apples, bananas, and dates.

[Anonymous No.15419937]

>>15419624
clean your sink

[Anonymous No.15419972]

of course, it's normal for grey parrots

[Anonymous No.15419976]

>>15419624
And stop using oak with gold appointments. This isn't 1981.

[Anonymous No.15420169]

my dog likes berries but isnt that enthusiastic about fruit. loves any vegetable with crunch tho, like lettuce

[Anonymous No.15420465]

>>15419976
>>15419937

[Anonymous No.15420481]

>>15416727
i fed my dog raisins when i was a kid.
now she's ancient and blind, dont know if from raisins.

[Anonymous No.15420485]

Nah, my cat looooves pumpkin seeds tho and apparantly its good for digestion so i share with him when i get some