Would you?

[Anonymous No.15405080]

[Anonymous No.15405088]

Literally bought some today

[Anonymous No.15405090]

>>15405080
i'd take a tin for a camping trip or something

[Anonymous No.15405093]

sure
like you wouldn't eat a hotdog

[Anonymous No.15405095]

>>15405080
Yeah.
Fry it up.

[Anonymous No.15405099]

>>15405088
How will you eat it?

[Anonymous No.15405106]

>>15405099
I'm making Cuban sandwiches tomorrow (lechon is marinating tonight) and wanted to try something a little different rather than just plain ham. So going to fry some slices up.

[Anonymous No.15405117]

>>15405088
Post ingredients.

[Anonymous No.15405177]

>>15405117

[Anonymous No.15405193]

>>15405106
Cuban sandwich, eh? That sounds pretty good, will have to try sometime. For me, I usually buy Fortune brand spam from the Chinese mart. Pretty sure they don't use lean pork like spam does nowadays, so much more grease for frying.

[Anonymous No.15405231]

>>15405080
>no name®
I would not eat that

[Anonymous No.15405252]

>>15405080
Generic spam? Sure why not. You're not one of those dumbfuck normalsharts that acts all grossed out by spam are you?

[Anonymous No.15405330]

>>15405252
Can we say the n word on this board?

[Anonymous No.15405334]

>>15405330
Nutritious?

[Anonymous No.15405338]

>>15405334
N*tella

[Anonymous No.15405345]

>>15405080
>>15405088
>>15405177

So Canada is the sterile dystopian hellscape of “The Host”?

[Anonymous No.15405346]

I actually prefer Potted Meat over Luncheon Meat for some reason.

Something about potted meat being a pate' instead of like a loafy thing just makes my taste buds happier. Then again fried spam is still pretty great.

[Anonymous No.15405958]

>>15405345
Yes.

[Anonymous No.15405975]

>>15405080
in a heartbeat with some fried eggs and toast

[Anonymous No.15405982]

>>15405177
>mechanically seperated chicken

[Anonymous No.15405983]

depends on the price. knowing canada, probably not.

[Anonymous No.15405984]

[Anonymous No.15405997]

>>15405252
Spam fresh out of the can has a vile texture, fried it's better than bacon

[Anonymous No.15406003]

>>15405982
>not enjoying technology
>being a gay as fuck anime faggot

[Anonymous No.15406013]

QRD in why leaf food is so goddamn expensive?

[Anonymous No.15406026]

>>15406003
i paid for pork, not chicken!

[Anonymous No.15406034]

>>15405984
Every time I buy No Name brand shit I think of this movie.

[Anonymous No.15406038]

Why would I eat that shit when I have a can of Lithuanian steamed beef?

[Anonymous No.15406049]

>>15406026
Yeah actually as the guy that bought this stuff, I was unhappy when I saw that chicken goop was #1 ingredient while Spam ingredient list is actually based.

The only reason I bought this stuff was because Spam was sold out

[Anonymous No.15406067]

>>15406026
>I paid < $5 can
>I want justice
please choke on the small shards of metal that deposit in the food when you open it

[Anonymous No.15406074]

>>15406067
SIMP for corporations someplace else. that stuff is basically canned slim jim

[Anonymous No.15406078]

>>15406026
No you didn't, you paid for ready to serve luncheon meat

[Anonymous No.15406084]

>>15405080
Do the French really?

[Anonymous No.15406105]

>>15406049
It's the shittiest parts of the pig but whatever

[another god damn faggot No.15406119]

>>15405080
Spam is a canned cooked meat product made from ground pork and processed ham. The meat mixture is combined with preservatives and flavoring agents, such as sugar, salt, potato starch and sodium nitrite, and then canned, closed and vacuum-sealed.

It's not bad or good for you but the shelf life is forever. So I'd keep it in the cabinet as a backup

[another god damn faggot No.15406131]

>>15405177
there's like 5 or so ingredients really, this is just telling you all this shit cause they don't want you to copy it that easily. You can literally make all this in a blender then mold it out.

[Anonymous No.15406158]

>>15405080
It wouldn't be my first choice, but I would definitely eat it.

[Anonymous No.15406167]

>>15406105
Pork shoulder makes up most of the pork in ham. Pork shoulder is a tasty cut of meat.

[Anonymous No.15406197]

>>15405982
better than chemically separated chicken

[Anonymous No.15406227]

>>15405345
that's just no name's gimmick. in reality it's more like the wageslave dystopia of Metropolis
>$5 for a gallon of milk

[Anonymous No.15406455]

>>15405080
It's for a luncheon, that's how you know it's classy

[Anonymous No.15406459]

>>15405345
no name is kind of kino and their stuff is cheap

[Anonymous No.15406468]

>>15406003
>complaining about anime
>on 4chan

[Anonymous No.15406828]

>>15406049
> sold out of Spam

Things are getting tough up North.

[Anonymous No.15406831]

>>15405080
Yes, i even eat the ones from china. They are fine sliced then steamed or pan fried.

[Anonymous No.15406834]

>>15405982
Using your teeth is mechanical digestion. Do you not understand what mechanical means?

[Anonymous No.15406835]

>>15405080
Is that supposed to be european Spam?

[Anonymous No.15406836]

>>15405177
>580g sodium
jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.15407569]

>>15405080
i think every food item should be packaged like that.

[Anonymous No.15407619]

>>15405345
who's the cute chick

[Anonymous No.15407627]

>>15406836
mg, anon
so still 3480mg of sodium

[Anonymous No.15407637]

>>15405345
I didn’t realize anyone else saw that movie.

[Anonymous No.15407815]

>>15405997
You could have just said yes.

[Anonymous No.15408047]

>>15405080
post prices. then ill know.

[Anonymous No.15408054]

no name chads rise up

[Anonymous No.15408127]

When I was growing up kids made fun of you if your parents gave you no name snacks for lunch and if you shopped at no-frills instead of longos and now zoomers think no name is cool because of the branding.

[Anonymous No.15408189]

>>15405080
Is it like SPAM? Yes I would, ordered 8 cans from WartMart online last week.

[Anonymous No.15408232]

>>15407569
In Canada, there’s an entire house brand that is. For me there no Friday night like one with a case of noName beer, noName frozen pizza, noName ketchup chips, and some noName pudding cups for dessert.

[Anonymous No.15408257]

yeah. I personally really like the look of minimalistic groceries. sounds stupid, but its nice to have something thats easy on the eyes.

[Anonymous No.15408312]

>>15405177
>nitrites
enjoy your cancer bro

[Anonymous No.15408522]

>>15405345
i dunno where that pic was taken. normally their strategy is to put their stuff next to the name brand equivalent so that you see that it's similar but cheaper. having a whole aisle of nothing but yellow defeats the purpose. but yes we do live in a dystopia. too many homeless schizos in toronto. affluent suburban blacks pretending to be victims of racial subjugation. chinese buying up all real estate (home owners benefit from the demand causing the price to rise, younger generations being fucked in the ass). great grocery stores in some places, though.

[Anonymous No.15408611]

>>15406049
>Spam was sold out
Do north Americans really?

[Anonymous No.15409833]

>>15405106
>>15405193
Pinches gringos holy FUCK, do you really put this canned mystery meat bullshit in your """""Cuban sandwiches"""""? Sliced ham every time or you have no right to call that garbage a Cuban. I've never been more disgusted by a /ck/ thread. I bet you faggots put the whole thing on white bread too.

[Anonymous No.15409840]

>>15408257
>wahhhh labels
>wahhhh advertisements
>me want black and white communist dystopia where nothing is distinguishable from anything else!

[Anonymous No.15409868]

>>15408257
>>15409840
Honestly, if you buy fresh produce from the grocer/market, and fresh meat from the butcher, most of your grocery list should be "minimalist" anyways. The only branded things I regularly buy are dairy, baking ingredients, and coffee. This is really only an issue if most of your diet comes from a factory, and if so, you have my pity.

[Anonymous No.15410000]

>>15405345
It's a store brand. You'll see some of it on shelves next to brand name products, but you only get the full dystopian experience at discount groceries in the poor neighborhood.
Their advertising weirdly embraces it tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKync0Hwu1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7VLqp74HRA

[Anonymous No.15410011]

>>15405345
"no name" is considered to be one of the finest examples of clever branding, and the case study on it is taught in design and marketing courses at universities all over the world. In 1978, the Loblaws grocery chain went to Don Watt, a well-regarded designer (he also designed the Home Depot logo), for advice on the brand identity for their store-brand goods. Watt came up with the idea that an extreme emphasis on the lack of brand could itself be a strong brand on its own and created extremely simple package designs with tons of empty space, the diametric opposite of a typical branded food item's design.

[Anonymous No.15410082]

>>15410000
The "painting" in that advert with just the word "art" on it unnerves me somewhat. Obviously, just the word "art" isn't art, but does displaying it as art, make it art? Does doing that make it statement about displaying "art"?

[Anonymous No.15410110]

>>15410082
>Obviously, just the word "art" isn't art
au contraire, mon frere

[Anonymous No.15410147]

>>15410000
>the picture on the artichoke hearts label

fucking disgusting
ruins the whole aesthetic

[Anonymous No.15410155]

I fucking love this shit. One of the things I miss is it a sandwich of this stuff with a bit of mayo, fried so that the cheese inside melts. can't eat because of keto but yeah this stuff is good

[Anonymous No.15410188]

>>15408054
I hope those are for your kids

[Anonymous No.15410195]

>>15406834
>not using your teeth and jaw to chew real food and eating crap that's partially digested for you like spam.
why even have teeth or a stomach?

[Anonymous No.15410202]

>>15405345
it's DHARMA food

[Anonymous No.15410267]

>>15408312
imagine caring about cancer. just kill yourself if you get diagnosed. big deal.

[Anonymous No.15410456]

no name is based

[Anonymous No.15410464]

>>15410110
But is it art without thinking is is, saying it is, or displaying it as such? Can there be art without both someone to designate it as such, and an observer to agree with them?

[Anonymous No.15410466]

>>15405080
Only if it's made with meal worms™

[Anonymous No.15410499]

>>15405080
Step aside for the superior off brand lunch meat. Fry this shit up, put on white bread with some yellow mustard. Simple pleasure.

[Anonymous No.15410517]

>>15410464
>But is it art without thinking is is, saying it is, or displaying it as such?
Obviously. You're putting too much value on the word "art".

[Anonymous No.15410671]

Update from the guy that actually bought it. I fried thin slices and used it in my Cubano today in place of ham.

Was excellent. The stuff tastes like shitty canned corn beef hash when not fried, but fried it's like bacony ham.

Sandwich was bretty gud. Cheese could've been melted a little better but my pan was too hot and the bread was browning too fast. Lechon was incredible.

[Anonymous No.15410676]

>>15406197
Which itself is better than biologically separated chicken.

[Anonymous No.15410686]

>>15410671
Noice.

[Anonymous No.15410959]

for me its the president's choice

[Anonymous No.15411011]

>>15408232
Honest question, is the Canadian passion for maple syrup just a meme? I thought y'all would turn your nose up at the glucose + caramel color chemical stuff

[Anonymous No.15411029]

>>15405177
Possible bonus egg hidden within

[Anonymous No.15411060]

>>15411011
yes, it's a meme

[Anonymous No.15411109]

>>15411011
I don't think you understand just how low on the shelf noname brand is. Real maple syrup is far too expensive to be noname, it would have to be their President's Choice label at least, and they'd still save the good stuff for Black Label.

For the record they don't even call the chemical stuff maple in Quebec, they call it sirop de poteau: telephone pole syrup.

[Anonymous No.15411239]

>>15410671
Based anon. Any tips on the lechon?

[Anonymous No.15412010]

How much does this cost you in canada? Where I'm from, I bought something pretty similar for a buck seventy five, and while it was obviously low quality it was protein and tasted good enough.

[Anonymous No.15412025]

>>15405080
No name isn't that bad. I buy it all the time
ironically, it's almost a name brand since it's everywhere and even gets TV ads

[Anonymous No.15412053]

>>15411011
Nope, in fact Maple Syrup is one of those things that I pay extra for the good stuff. I sometimes drink it straight out of the container.
I remember in elementary school we had to bring in food we made as a project, and one kid brought homemade maple syrup and plastic shot glasses. said kid had 20 "shots" of his own syrup
pretty tasty stuff

[Anonymous No.15412308]

>>15412010
$1.35 Cad

[Anonymous No.15412439]

>>15405080
In white trash trailer parks in alabama, you can trade spam for poozy.

[Anonymous No.15412587]

>>15412308
Holy fuck is a tin of spam or spam-like-substitute really that cheap? I've never bought it because my gf is a snob and seems to be able to taste how much food costs regardless of quality, but I'd pick up a can or two at that price just for shits and giggles. Slip it into some recipe without telling her.

[Anonymous No.15413850]

>>15412439
>tfw i'll never get vd from a alabama spam hooker

[Anonymous No.15413959]

>>15412587
A can of SPAM at the same store is $5.49

[Anonymous No.15413982]

>>15410000
this is almost a Futurama bit

[Anonymous No.15415251]

>>15412308
I think I paid $3.99 in Toronto.