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Does anybody else get fucking furious while you are cooking?

I’ve burned my hands, hit my head on open cabinets, spilled water, and dropped food all over the place. I’m so fucking angry that my chest is starting to hurt

>> No.15403412

>>15403388
I hate my tiny ass kitchen but I can't move from my apartment just yet so yes, sometimes I get stupidly angry about shit spilling or falling because I've ran out of available workspace
which is bullshit because I love cooking otherwise and it always made me happy when I had enough room to do my shit

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>>15403388
do you have some sort of cognitive decline OP

>> No.15403429
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>>15403412
>>15403417
I fucking HATE making messes. I FUCKING HATE IT. And I keep making fucking messes. My chest hurts and I feel dizzy so I am sitting on the floor near the stove while my sauce cooks down.

>> No.15403436

>>15403388
Honestly man, at home not really. I could see working in a pro kitchen being super frustrating, but when it’s for fun at home? I don’t really ever have those issues.

I will say i get a bit stressed if I have people coming over and I’m trying to get everything out on time. That makes me more anxious than mad, and I usually get over it when stuff starts turning out.

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>>15403388

>> No.15403440

>>15403388
>>15403429
>>15403412

Seek help.

>> No.15403444

>>15403388
I don't get mad, I get even. I stab food with a knife and beat it with a spoon. That'll teach it to piss me off.

>> No.15403453

>>15403388
I get insanely pissy like a child when people are in my kitchen trying to tell me how they want their food made after complaining they're too tired or lazy to cook. Take it or leave it fags and family

>> No.15403454

>>15403444
>>15403440
I had to strike something because I had so much rage, and the only objects were my quartz counter tops and my stainless steel refrigerator. So I chose to raise my first above my head punched down on my thigh with all of my might. Now it hurts to stand up

>> No.15403492

>>15403437
Cringe

>> No.15403496
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I punched my IKEA table full of holes last weekend when I was drunk when I couldn't get my router to change my isp. Felt good.

>> No.15403505 [DELETED] 

>>15403454
Relentlessly pounding on a sack of potatoes is satisfying. They're hard enough to offer resistance, but pliable enough to smash up without hurting your fists too much.

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>>15403429
>I fucking HATE making messes
Do you make a mess in your diaper too?

>> No.15403529

>>15403496
Dam son

>> No.15403535

>>15403505
>but pliable enough to smash up without hurting your fists too much.
nigga buy fresh potatoes those are fucking rotten

>> No.15403568

>>15403429
It's part of the experience, anon.
I remember making a cake as a teenager once and getting cake batter on the ceiling.

>> No.15403575

mise en place
you're a retard and need to control your environment before it controls you

>> No.15403600

>>15403568
I have bits of garlic in my hair. And I don’t have long hair

>> No.15403618

>>15403496
Based white guy

>> No.15403623 [DELETED] 

>>15403535
Get stronger.

>> No.15403625

>>15403496
Congratulations, you and the other 2nd graders are ready for your yellow belt

>> No.15403629
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15403629

I have anger issues in literally every other area in my life, but cooking puts me into a zen state.

>> No.15403631

Nigger

>> No.15403639

>>15403575
This, wtf is this thread. I can’t believe how many people agree with this weirdo.

Could you imagine going to a dinner party and the host is pounding his legs with his fists, screeching about spilled sauce? Bizarre

>> No.15403640

>>15403496
I break my hands like this at least once a year. I do a lot of uppers

>> No.15403651

>>15403388
Only when Im doing it for a living, and even then only when the servers are fucking up big or sucking dick for tips during a rush. Otherwise, Ive been burned or cut pretty bad, stopped just long enough to cover the wound, and kept working without dropping a beat or getting upset

>> No.15403668

>>15403639
jej
I get mad in private anon
I'm not THAT autistic yet

>> No.15403676

>>15403388
Literally the exact opposite for me. I love to cook. Its my favorite activity and I find it very meditative and relaxing.

>> No.15403685

>>15403640
>broke three knuckles punching a tree to lower my rpms after an actual fight
>learned my lesson about punching hard shit just because I'm mad

>> No.15403722

>>15403388
Settle down ramsay

>> No.15403758

>>15403388
I fucking hate physics sometimes

fuck gravity, fucking seriously

fucking piece of shit

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>>15403454
how old are you, OP? This sounds like me because i let my anger issues survive in me all the way to now and im 19

>> No.15403814

>>15403388
I get somewhat irritated and angry when I'm stirring something and something flies out. It's not like I'm stirring vigorously. Even when I'm trying to be careful something will fly out somehow.

>> No.15403836

>>15403388
I shout and and swear, maybe kick something but I never get full on angery, I'd give myself a seizure or something
>>15403780
You're pretty much at the arse end of edgy teen phase, you don't know proper anger yet like some of the people here.

>> No.15403849

>>15403780
I’m 29

>> No.15403853

>>15403814
THIS. FUCKING THIS

>> No.15403861

Can someone help me? i am exactly like op i get so fucking pissed every time i try to cook or do anything that I do for fun. today i tried to cook just some curry and i ended up smashing my keyboard against the wall over and over. i have keys all over the floor now and have to use a shitty membrane piece of shit keyboard now.
It just pisses me off so much. i don tunderststand why its so fucked

>> No.15403871

>>15403861
Op here. What made you angry? I was getting angry because of the fucking messes I was making. Btw, I made this thread almost 2 hours ago and my chest still hurts

>> No.15403914

>>15403668
Lol I guess man, I just don’t get that mad in general when I cook.

I also think it’s a dangerous game. Get used to doing this stuff enough when you’re alone, and it’s only a matter of time before someone walks in on you strangling a broomstick and swearing at your pasting.

>> No.15403920

>>15403914
Was supposed to say swearing at your pasta, stupid phone posts.

>> No.15403922

>>15403914
A couple of years ago I was traveling. And I walked into my dorm in the hostel I was staying and I was extremely pissed about something. I screamed AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH thinking I was alone. Well, I wasn’t. There was a girl sitting in her top bunk just staring at me with wide eyes

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>>15403388
>>15403429
I'm usually pretty level headed when an error occurs but I have a streak of bad luck and more than two errors in a row I usually lose it

My best efforts are:

>throwing entire cartons of blueberries as hard as I could at the walls (even paint won't cover the stains and there's tiny specks of exploded blueberry stuck between the ceiling tiles)

>stomping on a pie so hard the walls shook and the neighbor's dog started barking

>taking a 5 pound bag of rice and rage throwing it everywhere (I still find rice grains in the strangest places)

>stabbing the cutting board with one of my japanese knives so hard it broke an inch off the tip and the spine is permanently warped

>stomping on all my remaining bowls (had to go out and buy a new set)

>throwing a carton of eggs as hard as I could at the wall behind the fridge (I had dropped something back there and it enraged me), there's still a protein crust that I can't get off

>heating a $300 pan until it was almost glowing and intentionally throwing it in a sink full of cold water so that it warped visibly because I accidentally burned something

This is over the course of the last 20 years so it's not like I'm going apeshit on food every day or anything

>> No.15403965

>>15403922
bet she was wet af

>> No.15403980
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15403980

You are the Dick Van Dyk of your kitchen, kike

>> No.15403981

>>15403871
mistakes and messes piss me off but also all the little stuff. i keep stubbing my toe or hitting my elbow or burning myself or stuff pops out of the pan/pot and hits me.
i was just doing a hotdog the otherday and it sizzled and hit me and i fucking threw the pan on the floor and just screamed and then went to bed

>> No.15403995

i broke my oven door by slamming it when something was taking too long to roast and it fucked up my timing and everything else was getting over done or cold now im fucking mad again thinking about it
also broke the dial on the microwave trying to turn it up past the highest setting for similar reasons
oh and whenever i burn myself on a pot or something i slam it into the wall so they are all dented now

>> No.15404041

>>15403965
Honestly OP should be careful. I don’t think it’s legal to make women that turned on.

>> No.15404072

>>15403871
> I made this thread almost 2 hours ago and my chest still hurts
That could be angina. You've worked yourself up in a tizzy and now your hearts flooded with stress hormones and stuff. If it still hurts it could be quite bad and you may need to phone the doctor or book an appointment. Make sure you're sat down resting, and drink water. If it spreads to your left arm call an ambulance

>> No.15404084

>>15403388
it's just a bad day anon, call it off, take a cold shower and go to sleep

>> No.15404359

>>15403960
absolutely, undoubtedly and definitively based

>> No.15404399

>>15403965
She looked very concerned

>> No.15404426

>>15403981
>was just doing a hotdog the otherday and it sizzled and hit me and i fucking threw the pan on the floor and just screamed and then went to bed
Based

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>>15403388
Lel I know the open cabinet head smash well. It is infuriating.

>> No.15404553

I get a huge surge of anger over some things. I usually yell or throw something or pet my dog.
I don't break anything. I'm never happy.

>> No.15404564

>>15403388
Your opinion is not in the recipe

>> No.15404567

>>15403388
Used to get angry when I was a shit cook. Now that I actually know what to do I am almost in a Zen like state when I cook. get gud

>> No.15404586

>>15403388
What is it to get mad about?

Sure if you hit your head hard enough or cut yourself on something you might start bleeding but you know what, wounds heal so just curse if you need to, breath and continue what you're doing kind of like with pretty much all injuries although some might of course need some medical care to sew or bandage afterwards so it heals better if you feel you can spare the time.

Curious about how you manage to burn yourself time and time again, I thought people normally don't repeat what they did if they manage to burn theirselves on the stove.

>> No.15404604

>>15403496
Wouldn't it have been more productive to actually learn how to do so instead of destroying what looks like a perfectly fine table O.o

>> No.15404609

>>15404072
I'm fit so I dont think i'm going to stroke out or have a heart attack or anything. But my chest does still feel achy

>> No.15404619

>>15403871
are you a 300+ pound italian american?

>> No.15404622

>>15403640
That looked way to soft to break something on unless you hit it extremely wrong.

>>15403685
It might be preferable punching an object that wont hurt instead of the actual object of your slight annoyance but the only downside is that bone is weak as shit and break for nothing at all.

>> No.15404625

>>15403412
desu this is the only thing that infuriates me when cooking. I have a shitty little galley kitchen and when I have 2+ people in there doing things it's impossible to get anything done or get any space.

>> No.15404635

>>15404619
I'm 150lbs. But i am half New Yorker

>> No.15404639

angry people are so pathetic.
>GRRRR I GOT HURT FUCK GRRRRRRR WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
calm down pussy

>> No.15404644

>>15404604
That table looks like a dirty ass whore who clear deserved to get the shit kicked out of it

>> No.15404986

>>15404567
you are in the midwit stage of cooking, where the sloppa you cook up is tasty
as you approach perfection, deviations from the perfect dish are infuriating and unacceptable

in short, l2cook pleb

>> No.15404999

>>15403388
Are you a slapstick act, OP? this shit wouldve killed at a vaudeville show in the 1920s
>>15403429
Move in with a girl and make her clean your messes. Since you cook she cant complain

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>>15404639
No you calm down buddy

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>>15403429
u sound like a turbotard ROFL

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>>15403496
>>15403505
>>15403429
>>15403388
>>15403640
based retard ragers

>> No.15405202

>>15403960
>>stomping on all my remaining bowls (had to go out and buy a new set)
:3

>> No.15405383

>>15403960
>>throwing a carton of eggs as hard as I could at the wall behind the fridge (I had dropped something back there and it enraged me), there's still a protein crust that I can't get off
LMAOOO

>> No.15405403

>>15403388
Last night a pizza I was making fucked up coming off the peel and I almost destroyed half my kitchen in the ensuing rage

>> No.15405404

>>15403960
>>heating a $300 pan until it was almost glowing and intentionally throwing it in a sink full of cold water so that it warped visibly because I accidentally burned something
That sounds like pre-meditated destruction Kek

>> No.15405589

This one time I was making Scotch Eggs, and When it came time to peel the soft boiled eggs I kept fucking them up and ripping them apart by accident. By the 3rd fuck up I started just hucking the fucking eggs into the sink as hard as I could. So yea I get mad cooking sometimes

>> No.15405632

I started a fire in my kitchen..

I was cooking schnitzel. And periodically grease was popping out and striking my arm. After the 6th or 7th burn, I grabbed the pan still full of hot grease and a veal schnitzel and launched the whole thing into the sink. But I forgot the sink was full of water because I was soaking another dish. When the pan and all the grease hit the water, grease got launched up to the ceiling and started a fire. I’m a retard and didn’t have a fire extinguisher. I live in a flat so I panicked and ran and frantically knocked on my neighbors door for help

>> No.15405673

>>15403388
>Does anybody else get fucking furious while you are cooking?
>I’ve burned my hands, hit my head on open cabinets, spilled water, and dropped food all over the place. I’m so fucking angry that my chest is starting to hurt
You're a young cook without much mise en place type of experience and timing. Or, you're ADHD. Or, your kitchen is gear is just inadequate and very cramped.
Settle down and don't get angry. Get into like a mindset that thinks everything through before you start. Don't turn on a burner if you haven't finished mincing up the garnish. Pretend sometimes that you are going to do a stir fry. Set the table, everything! Then, cook.

>> No.15405684

>>15403429
>I fucking HATE making messes. I FUCKING HATE IT. And I keep making fucking messes. My chest hurts and I feel dizzy so I am sitting on the floor near the stove while my sauce cooks down.
I will sometimes plate my dinner, pack up leftovers into the fridge, then quickly hand wash all my pots and pans while still hot.
Then, I will sit down utterly relaxed to eat.

>> No.15405688

>>15403388
>Does anybody else get fucking furious while you are cooking? I’m so fucking angry that my chest is starting to hurt
Normally I'd never say this, but for your health you might want to switch to carryout and delivery.

>> No.15405695

>>15403496
Ikea tables are made with cheap shitty particle board and are easy to punch through. Let's see you punch through a real table.

>> No.15405717
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>>15403388
Why do any of these make you made, when I'm cooking I just accept things will occasional go wrong, but nothing lasting will happen, makes everything so relax. You're probably getting more mad at the unreasonable standards you set yourself, or your parent set for you. Spilling things, getting a little hurt, dropping something, is a huge overblown disaster, because it's not what you're MEANT to do. Let the mistakes wash over you, and life will be so much better

>> No.15405724

>>15405717
mad*
relaxing*
see, there I go, and I've probably made others, but it's ok

>> No.15405725

>>15403960
>stomping on a pie so hard the walls shook and the neighbor's dog started barking
My sides are in orbit

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>>15403960
>>heating a $300 pan until it was almost glowing and intentionally throwing it in a sink full of cold water so that it warped visibly because I accidentally burned something

>> No.15405742

If you've never been so angry that you've ripped a cabinet off it's hinges, you've never truly been enraged.

>> No.15405838

>>15405742
Based

>> No.15405919

>>15403388
>my autism prevents me from enjoying my food until I cleaned up the whole kitchen
>clean up takes longer than expected
>the food I just spent an hour on making is now lukewarm
>I absolutely hate lukewarm food
This shit makes me furious, I'm trying to put it in the oven in the meantime but I forget that sometimes. Also cooking with my mom.

>> No.15406054

>>15405919
Kek

>> No.15406662

>>15405919
Stop being such a neurotic bitch.
>t. functioning tismo

>> No.15406755

I've only had one angry cooking related incident, but it was pretty much a meltdown. I was around nineteen and drunk. I really wanted french onion soup, so I walked to the store to get the ingredients. It's about an hour each way, so I suffered a bit to haul all the shit back home, but i wanted to do something nice for my family. Anyways, I got pretty far into making it, but when I tasted it, it wasn't good. I silently cried for a bit, and then took the pot to the outside dumpster and threw the whole thing in. My mom was pretty pissed, and my dad just rolled his eyes. After my mom yelled at me for being drunk and throwing her pot away, I walked to the park by my house and sat on the bench for a couple hours and cried.

>> No.15406769

People who can't control their anger are sub humans.

In fact, they make me very angry

>> No.15406787 [DELETED] 

>>15406769
The best thing is to control your joy and let your rage run free.

>> No.15406796

>>15403388
>>15403429
Based, but just take a chillpill man. I do this too and it's probably not good.
>>15403960
Yeah exactly, when a few fuckups in a row occur and something else is stressing me out, I totally lose my shit. Never done anything bad to a pan or knife though. Just mostly thrown things like blueberries.

>> No.15406805

>>15403861
You're typing well.
When I used to get like this about fighting games, I learned to just stop playing when the feeling started. Eventually I wanted to play the game more than just quit when I was getting angry so I bothered to learn what I was doing wrong and haven't really gotten angry like that again.

>> No.15406813

>>15403836
I get to the point where I'm so mad, but I haven't lost control. So when there's nothing to hit and too many people in the house to scream I usually just get down and almost cry, then continue.

>> No.15406822

This happens to my occasionally. Its normal to get mad, all these zen fuckers in this thread are subhumans. Rage makes me feel alive

>> No.15406868

>>15403388
I hate when the SENSITIVE ASS FUCKING FIRE ALARMS GO OFF WHEN THERE'S EVEN A HINT OF A WHISP OF SMOKE AND I HAVE THE HOOD GOING FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING ALARMS
Also my electric coils suck ass and my butane stove heats shit up much more quickly than I'm used to

>> No.15407353

>>15403960
autism/10

>> No.15408313

>>15406868
REEEEEEEEEE

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>>15403429
Literally me
I'm raging with you brother

>> No.15408367

>>15403960
>heating a $300 pan until it was almost glowing and intentionally throwing it in a sink full of cold water so that it warped visibly because I accidentally burned something
Hahahahaha that sounds so thought out. I just picture you screaming in rage, then putting the pan on the stove at ultra high heat. And just raging as it continues to get hot. Then filling the sink. Coming back over. Picking up the pan. Screaming in rage, and then dropping it in the sink

>> No.15408375 [DELETED] 

>>15408367
When I get mad I get mad for a good 10-15 minutes, I'm going to make sure to do something I'll regret and there's no turning back. I think my primitive ape brain thinks that I'll learn the lesson better and not make the mistake next time if I have to pay for it later when I've calmed down. The enraged state is the only state in which I perceive the truth and I need to take advantage.

>> No.15408416

>>15408375
Hahahahha your post triggered my Aspergers and I can’t stop laughing like a retarded child XD

>> No.15408447

>>15403388
If i fuck up on a dish or burn the shit out of myself I'll get mad, but otherwise no as cooking is really calming for me.

>> No.15408711

>>15408447
Lel

>> No.15409015

>>15403960
Fucking kek

>> No.15409021

unironically yes. I find it so frustrating and annoying. I get so angry I hit myself in the face at the slightest annoyance or fuckup. lately I've just been eating microwave meals, to reduce my stress.

>> No.15409351

>>15403412
>I hate my tiny ass kitchen
Same. I've even had to resort to using the dishwasher's door and racks as temporary surfaces.

>> No.15409363

>>15404644
This guy gets it.

>> No.15409366

>>15403388
cooking tends to chill me out. It is very relaxing

>> No.15409402

I love flying into an uncontrolled rage. It's the only time I feel like myself. I'm going to find ways to get angry while cooking now. Thanks OP.

>> No.15409773

i dont get super pissed off while cooking, but I do get absolutely livid if I'm drunk cooking, mainly because my drunk ass will fuck something up and then get angry as fuck that i fucked up, usually end up just saying fuck it and eating whatever shitty garbage ive made that night

>> No.15409817

>>15403388
Well 5 years ago when my gf got job out of town that exactly happened to me :D

Now cook most everything without thinking :D

Today it was pork tenderloin, marinated and oven cooked with a vinaigretto salad and sauce made out of the marinade, so good :D

You know i totally crashed the kitchen 5 years ago, now i actually like cooking :D

>> No.15410002

>>15409773
getting blasted is the only way i cope with the rage that come from cooking

bad chefs are calm
ok chefs are angry
good chefs are drunks
great chefs are angry drunks

>> No.15410597

>>15410002
Robert Irvine doesn’t get very angry

>> No.15411596

Me

>> No.15411868

>>15403444
Highly underrated post, george carlinesque

>> No.15411888 [DELETED] 

>>15403437
Based.

>> No.15411896

>>15403437
Wojaks are the last refuge of the creatively bankrupt.

>> No.15411899

>>15403388
I did blaspheme against the lord this evening after cutting my thumb with one of my Japanese knives you could shave with and spilling wine because I couldn't find the corkscrew and tried to just stab the cork through with a pair of scissors.

>> No.15412270 [DELETED] 

>>15403437
>>15411896
>15411896
built to be ravaged by BIG BLACK COCK

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>>15403388
Only when shit falls off the counter or out of a cabinet for NO FUCKING REASON just to spite me. I used to have a fridge that made this really loud beep when it was left open more than like 5 seconds too, and I used to bash it with pots and pans. That was at my old apartment though.

>> No.15413204

> Cutting meat off turkey in kitchen. One hand to hold noif, other hand holding bird. Decided to cut towards rather than away. Whoops! Slit pinky, blood spurts on upper cabinets and even find drops on ceiling.

Best Thanksgiving ever.

>> No.15413354

>>15412319
Dude, you're trying to eat them. Of course they want revenge.

>> No.15413369

>>15403429
this, especially when the mess is one that my brother made and didn't clean up

>> No.15413378

I got really pissed when I tried to wing a whole wheat bread recipe and it didn't go well
constantly sticky and the gluten wasn't developping at all
in the end I had to clean a lot of broken glass and just threw the dough away

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>>15403388
retard

>> No.15413631

>>15403388
i don't get furious but i like to move with intent. not dally around.
people can mistake my quick intentional movements for anger,
i've literally had people think i'm angry when scrubbing a dish really hard to get some stuff off it

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>>15403388
I consider myself a decent cook in regards of knife skills, mise en place, little spills/cleanup and overall fuckups.
But I fucking hate cooking with other people in the kitchen like my friends, parents or dates, or even having them inside the kitchen. I just need fucking space to breathe and work in and your fucking nagging about how I made a spill there or „owie, this sauce is too spicey, owie” DOES NOT FUCKING HELP. I have a pair of eyes you fucking retard and I clearly see this miniscule mistake which shall be corrected within a minute or two. God I hate people fucking with my cooking style, eat a dick or something for fucks sake. Now I understand why my dad hates when mom nags, it causes such a visceral rage

>> No.15413682

cooking has not once made me angry. i don't understand why it would.
if you're cooking and things are going in such a way to elicit anger, it' your fault.

>> No.15413744

>>15406769
Subhuman.

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>>15406868
BEEEEEEEPBEEEEEPBEEEEEEP pause
>did it st-
BEEEEEEPBEEEPBEEEP
>FUCKINGFUCKOFFFUCK
BEEEEEEPFUCKINGBEEEEEEEEEEEP

>> No.15413772

>>15403388
I get mad when I make mistake, like forgetting to add certain seasonings.
Even when I follow a recipe my mind wanders.
The end result is usually okay but I am troubled by 'what ifs'.

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I am constantly seething and silent about:
>knife sharpness and lack thereof
>my potatoes going to waste and getting weird
>unused good cheeses
>”Tuscany chicken”
>my flimsy and nearly detached plastic spatula
>having to store leftovers
>the quality of the tap water
>corn

>> No.15413819

>>15413772
Every single time I cook anything I constantly worry about if I should add something or if i forget something and obsess about it so when its done the food is meh in my brain.

>> No.15413909

>>15413679
>But I fucking hate cooking with other people in the kitchen like my friends, parents or dates, or even having them inside the kitchen.
dude me too, it's like a fucking curse. yuo go to the kitchen and start cooking something and then people just start showing up and get in the way