/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15397812]

My boss invited me to a last minute company dinner tomorrow. At first he told me it was Japanese food which I was cool with. Then he said we are getting sushi Nyotaimori style. I had no idea what that was and I just googled it and it's literally eating sushi off a hot white woman. Why do people do this? How am I supposed to act? Am I supposed to talk to the woman? It seems nasty to eat sushi off some roasties vag. How do I get through this without spilling my spaghetti?? I am hyperventilating just thinking about this.

[Anonymous No.15397820]

>>15397812
your boss is a pimp?

[Anonymous No.15397821]

if you're going to make up a story, you should have made up all of it, not just the opening hook.

[Anonymous No.15397822]

>>15397812
Go to a strip club tonight to get comfortable around naked chicks, then you'll be fine tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.15397829]

probably joking with you retard

[Anonymous No.15397830]

Your boss sounds trashy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.15397843]

where do you work, what do they pay, and how do I pass the interview at that I may join you?

[Anonymous No.15397845]

>>15397820
No its the financial industry this is normal

>>15397821
I am not making it up.

>>15397822
They are closed by me

>>15397830
He is

[Anonymous No.15397855]

>>15397845
>I am not making it up.
yes you are you bastard

[Anonymous No.15397857]

>>15397843
Financial company, 170k + bonus you have to be a java God though

[Anonymous No.15397866]

>>15397812
Get the foot seat and you won't be expected/noticed for not talking to her. Bonus you can smell her toes.

[Anonymous No.15397875]

>>15397812
I find it hard to believe that anyone would do this for a company dinner

[Anonymous No.15397876]

>>15397866
>smell
you think they dont fully wash beforehand?

[Anonymous No.15397877]

Anon I forgot to do the dishes last night i hope you dont mind eating like this...

[Anonymous No.15397878]

>>15397812
>talking to the dinnerware

[Anonymous No.15397883]

>>15397857
I'm a network engineer who knows how to code. Wrote my own php/java registration system. It sucks but it did the job. Can I pls eat sushi off some tiddi with you

[Anonymous No.15397887]

>>15397875
It's very common in NYC

[Anonymous No.15397896]

>>15397876
Sounds like this is the only chance OP will get to every sniffing a girl, washed or not.

[Anonymous No.15397900]

>>15397812
You should have mentioned you're gay, it's relevant.

[Anonymous No.15397904]

>>15397812
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.15397936]

man, reading the wikipedia article is a hoot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyotaimori#Reception_outside_Japan

[Anonymous No.15397940]

>>15397877
can't believe I don't find this appealing, can't explain why

[Anonymous No.15397951]

>>15397936
virtue signalling shit, if the woman wants to lay there and have sushi served off her so what, these same faggots probably cheer on things like onlyfans as liberating to women

[Anonymous No.15397953]

>>15397940
nail color. a pink pattern mix would be more suitable

[Anonymous No.15397958]

>>15397904
Like fish i suppose

[Anonymous No.15397967]

>>15397936
god forbid a woman is okay with doing it. feminist fucktards

[Anonymous No.15397971]

memorize abunch of clean jokes and just spit them at the roastie all night so the crab rolls start giggling off of her.

oh and as a bonus you'll be able to fuck her afterwards

[Anonymous No.15397973]

Imagine working full-time as a fucking plate lmao

[Anonymous No.15397979]

>>15397973
>he says as he buses the tables

[Anonymous No.15397984]

>>15397812
Wouldn't the food taste the same served from a table. We all know what a naked female looks like ... I..I just don't get it, must be something from the 70s

[Anonymous No.15397987]

>>15397812
>Fish smell from the sushi
>Fish smell from the vagina
Did the Japs of olden days know something we don't?

[Anonymous No.15397997]

>>15397877
That is Publix sushi.

[Anonymous No.15398037]

>>15397951
>>15397967
They're right, though. If this sort of thing appeals to you, your psychology may be broken. I stopped watching porn 18 months ago, and it's amazing now to look back on how fucked up my perspective had become by overexposure to it.

[Anonymous No.15398050]

>>15398037
>They're right, though.
in your opinion. im more of a freedom to do what you want kind of guy

[Anonymous No.15398067]

>>15398050
Consequences and judgement are part of that package.

[Anonymous No.15398071]

>>15398067
>consequences
none
>judgements
*fart noises*

[Anonymous No.15398126]

>>15397877
This is my fetish

[Anonymous No.15398181]

>>15397812
It's litterally not in direct contact with pic related, stop being a fag.

[Anonymous No.15398185]

>>15397857
BRO RECC ME PLEASE. I CAN INTO JAVA EXCLUSIVELY (not actually but actually).

[Anonymous No.15398188]

Order the chicky nuggs instead

[Anonymous No.15398199]

>>15397812
gauge his reaction to it and respond accordingly in order to advance your career
"you have good taste" or "you know how to live life" even if you think it's disgusting and degenerate

do not talk to the girl anymore than you would talk to your table, you are too autistic to pull something like that off

[Anonymous No.15398205]

>>15397883
hire me as a junior I just got my CCNA

[Anonymous No.15398327]

>>15398205
I don't even have a degree or any certs. I've simply been in telecom for a decade. Get a Jr. Eng job at a telecom.
Telecoms are forever.
They'll never go under; everything and everyone uses the internet. It can't be automated.
It's highly specialized knowledge, you'll never get replaced if you work for a medium sized company or smaller.
The pay is ridiculous in large cities. Small telecoms pay upwards of $200k/yr for a senior network engineer in DC/NY/LA/SV.
The workload is low.

[Anonymous No.15398340]

>>15397845
Don't be a baby, keep an open mind and have some fun.

[Anonymous No.15398413]

>>15398067
Fuck off queer

[Anonymous No.15398414]

>>15397812
Talk to the girl, reassure her you understand she is being oppressed and are so sorry for you boss's chauvinist behavior. Let her know that you will defend her honor by recording everyone present and posting it on reddit with a strongly worded message of disgust.

[Anonymous No.15398426]

>>15397812
Pretty sure covid shut this shit down for a while, nice story though

[Anonymous No.15398429]

Anon he may just be fucking with you.

In the case he isn't, just go there and eat. If stuff gets awkward just try to ignore it best you can.

[Anonymous No.15398438]

>>15397883
>>15398185
these smell like shit code

[Anonymous No.15398445]

>>15397973
that plate probably makes more money than I do as a man with a college degree.
Not a tranny, but I unironically wish I had been born as a woman because that sounds easy as fuck

[Anonymous No.15398452]

>>15397812
You know darn well that ecological collapse is incoming if that is the norm.

[Anonymous No.15398459]

>>15398445
>that plate probably makes more money than I do as a man with a college degree.
This. This woman will get hundreds per hour just for lying there and being young and pretty. The woman will not think anything of it, so why should you? Just enjoy the view and the sushi.

[Anonymous No.15398461]

This has always weirded me out. Ok so this is just basically a living table. You’ve reduced someone to a piece of furniture. Cool. Are you allowed to ogle the table? Does the table have earplugs because knowing the table is listening to your conversation would be weird as fuck. Are there male tables? There are so many questions about this. Not to mention everyone involved in OPs fake story is a complete moron considering there’s a global pandemic raging.

[Anonymous No.15398468]

>>15398426
Nope it's a catered dinner they come to my office. We have a large dining area which is where they are going to do this

[Anonymous No.15398484]

>>15398459
>hundreds per hour
I think you're overrestimating this by quite a bit

[Anonymous No.15398493]

>>15398484
Why? It's probably a 1-3 hour gig at most, that not that much money.

[Anonymous No.15398503]

>>15398484
I thought I underestimated it. NY escorts are paid thousands for their time, so a woman just lying down could quite easily net a few hundred an hour depending on her beauty.

[Anonymous No.15398525]

>>15398461
>considering there’s a global pandemic raging.
lol, nobody cares. Especially not the rich and powerful, who continue to do what they want when they want, including eating raw fish off and naked body.

[Anonymous No.15398531]

>>15397877
Ah yes,
>SOLE FOOD

[Anonymous No.15398550]

>>15398468
still trying to keep this larp going?

[Anonymous No.15398558]

>>15398327
appreciate the advice, didn't consider telecom when applying for jobs

[Anonymous No.15398560]

>>15398461
this really reads like a reddit post. i'm sorry for bringing up the reddit boogeyman and i don't necessarily disagree with you, but this 100% reads like a reddit post and it rubs me the wrong way. there's something inherently offputting about the way people like you talk or at least the way you compose your online posts.

[Anonymous No.15398577]

>>15398560
You misunderstand. I don’t care if someone wants to be a table or if people want to pay for a living table but as a shut in NEET who fears social interaction and touch and doesn’t like sushi at all this really activates my autism almonds.

[Anonymous No.15398580]

How do those work?
Can you touch the boobas and kitty?

[Anonymous No.15398603]

>>15398577
fair enough. sorry for also being autistic about your post

[Anonymous No.15398623]

>>15398580
What do you think anon?

[Anonymous No.15398633]

>>15398560
you're right, he types like a huge faggot. even does it here >>15398577

[Anonymous No.15398636]

>>15398623
I think every woman who politely smiles at me wants me to touch them. I know from experience that it's not true, but it still feels true to me.

[Anonymous No.15398638]

>>15398636
no it's true. just be alpha and touch them. you can do it if you have confidence

[Anonymous No.15398645]

>>15398638
Don't do what this guy says.

[Anonymous No.15398667]

>>15397883
>>15398327
How does one become a network engineer?
What unique advice would you give that isn't reddit tier?

[Anonymous No.15398683]

>>15398667
OP here you need college. If you are not a genius you have to go to college. They need to see that slip of paper for some reason just to talk to you.

[Anonymous No.15398698]

>>15398683
Got a finance degree, but no experience.
I guess to be more specific what frameworks and languages would I have to focus on?

[Anonymous No.15398699]

Take your chopsticks and accidentally knock the flowers off her boobs and say you thought it was a sushi.

[Anonymous No.15398710]

>>15398683
A college degree basically ensures that you

>Have enough experience with people to understand what is asked
>Know what you are talking about and have a garunteed beginners to intermediate level in the material
>Enough organization/determination to actually make it through college.
>ETC.

It's one of the first things some companies look at to make sure that you can actually do things. Its a flawed system, but its what some do.

[Anonymous No.15398712]

>>15398698
Java and C# can't go wrong with those

[Anonymous No.15398719]

>>15397812
>How do I get through this without spilling my spaghetti?? I am hyperventilating just thinking about this.
By not being afraid of women?

It is just a fucking naked bitch being used as a plate, get over it.

Also, your boss sounds like a pervert, so I guess it is perfectly acceptable to get a hard-on in the process.

[Anonymous No.15398720]

>>15397812
Don't screw up by fucking the wrong tuna.

[Anonymous No.15398758]

>>15398645
Yeah please dont. Try to do what he said but with more force, and when questioned say things loudly like "i need this!"

[Anonymous No.15398766]

>>15398719
>Also, your boss sounds like a pervert, so I guess it is perfectly acceptable to get a hard-on in the process.

If this is somehow not fake and gay. He’ll probably get offended if OP doesn’t pop wood.

[Anonymous No.15398779]

>>15397979
>start as busboy
>promoted to waiter
>promoted to shift lead
>promoted to manager

>start as plate
>

[Anonymous No.15398782]

>>15397812
damn thats based, let me go in your name, i will not tell your boss that you are an autistic homosexual

[Anonymous No.15398787]

>>15398461
>Are there male tables?
yes there are, why that bugs your mind? would you rather be eating out of a male model?

[Anonymous No.15398797]

>>15398037
>your psychology may be broken
I 100% guarantee you have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.15398814]

>>15398787
Because male bodies are generally much grosser than female bodies. Body hair and what not. Men also smell worse and I imagine the penis and testicles would be in the way of the if not downright distracting. Think about your table accidentally popping a boner while you’re trying to enjoy your nigiri.

[Anonymous No.15398821]

>>15397857
Have you seen Billions?
You're supposed to watch Billions.

[Anonymous No.15398847]

lmfao my ass off at the thought of there being even a remote possibility of this being real. OP if she's hot you should suck on her titties a bit, it's technically within the bounds of such a weird situation as you describe.

[Anonymous No.15398854]

>>15398779
>start as a plate
>promoted to chariot

[Anonymous No.15398866]

>>15397845
God I wish I worked in finance

[Anonymous No.15398868]

>>15398814
And all the endless boners would make the food fall down on the floor. Too expensive for the restaurant that.

[Anonymous No.15398872]

>>15398814
That's where the wasabi goes, he's reminding you to grab some.

[Anonymous No.15398917]

>>15398037
>adults have the right to do what they want with their bodies
>your psychology may be broken
Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.15398926]

>>15398414
>>15398560
>>15398667
GO BACK AND MAKE THEM PAY RENT
>>15397812
don't take pictures or bring out your cell phone at all.

[Anonymous No.15398939]

>>15398917
Is a complete misrepresentation really the only argument you have?

[Anonymous No.15398940]

>want to get into finance
>not a Java developer
>live in Canada
I know I'm fucked, but I really want to move out of a codemonkey role, this thread just reinforced that.

[Anonymous No.15398949]

>>15397812
Did this once for a bachelor party. Friend of mine was the son of one of those Korean gang dudes, but he was all americanized
I have an armpit fetish, so i got through it by slipping $100 under the small of her back in order to get her to squeese her arm to the side so i could use the little crease created there as a soy sauce basin to dip my sushi in
Man of the hour proceeded to tip her an obscene amount to have her squeese her legs together so he could do the wakamezake thing

[Anonymous No.15398956]

>>15398814
well its kinda of a kink and something "exotic" so him popping a boner shouldnt be something weird
you looking at it on the other hand

[Anonymous No.15399012]

>>15397997
Being served on sweaty feet might give it some flavor, then.

[Anonymous No.15399015]

>>15397812
you are gay.

[Anonymous No.15399033]

>>15397940
I'm with you, I have an aversion to feet in general. Not sure why.

[Anonymous No.15399053]

>>15397812
hahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHHAAH

only on 4chan you find out about this

[Anonymous No.15399068]

>>15397812
Just... keep quiet and follow through buddy. Eat the food, get out, and make sure not to say anything incriminating about yourself as the "table" itself is a witness. The practice is weird, degenerate, and exactly the kind of thing you'd expect from a neutered nation of baby rapists. Don't worry buddy. You eat with your grubby hands all the time! You can survive eating off someone else's for a day!

[Anonymous No.15399078]

>>15397812

This is something only Yakuza dudes actually do.

[Anonymous No.15399103]

This is one of those wierd power fetish things.
I don't care how hetero or masculine anyone thinks it is, anyone who thinks this shit is cool is either fucked in the head, really insecure, or just retarded with thier money. You can't even compare it to strippers because strippers are more socially normal and the tone is at least fun and energetic. This has creepy wanna-be illuminati vibes.

[Anonymous No.15399135]

poke her in the gut with a chopstick by 'accident'

[Anonymous No.15399191]

>>15397812
In this situation it’s normal and casual to fully strip and mount the woman, even if the other parties aren’t ready to finish their meals. This is simply how you display your alpha status.

[Anonymous No.15399216]

>>15399103
>based retard defending his own retard habits

[Anonymous No.15399301]

>>15397812
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.15399352]

Observ the others, act like them, also this >>15399135

[Anonymous No.15399448]

>>15397812
It's supposed to be sushi on a virgin, but I guess you just can't find virgin women in the west

[Anonymous No.15399478]

>>15397812
What do you do when you find hair in your food?

[Anonymous No.15400078]

>>15399448
I think it’s just supposed to be a beautiful young woman, I don’t really know how many “virgins” are lining up to strip down in front of a room full of strangers and become a bare assed buffet (unless they’re, I don’t know, financially despondent or something like that).

>I guess you just can't find virgin women in the west
Not really, but we have born-again virgins, and they’re waaaaay better in bed.

[Anonymous No.15400143]

>>15397877
this makes my big penis into the small penis

seriously just thinking about stank feet mixing with warm fishy flavor makes me want to puke my nuts off

[Anonymous No.15400168]

>>15398580
you shove your chopsticks in her asshole when you're finished, otherwise they get super offended

[Anonymous No.15400191]

>>15397845
what country? clearly not the USA

[Anonymous No.15400314]

>>15397812
Won't her body hear make the sushi kinda nasty after only a few minutes? Warm sushi sounds awful.

[Anonymous No.15400328]

>>15397812
larp central

[Anonymous No.15400871]

>>15397812
>white woman
no thanks, dont want to catch something

[Anonymous No.15401046]

>>15399103
this

[Anonymous No.15401057]

>>15397812
remember to grab the nipples with your chopstick

[Anonymous No.15401071]

>>15397876
I wonder if you can get them to avoid washing for a week if you pay more? Hell I might have to look into this shit

[Anonymous No.15401156]

>>15400143
Makes me rock hard

[Anonymous No.15401199]

>>15399033
>>15397940
Disappointed because footfags put feet on a pedestal when they are OK at best

[Anonymous No.15401312]

>>15397812
I did this once but in Thailand. Ate about three kilos of beef stroganoff off a nude ten year old girl. She was dead. Raped and killed. Was almost too hot, too sexy.

[Anonymous No.15401339]

>>15397812
>white woman
why

[Anonymous No.15401345]

>>15401339
Would you eat food off of dirty brown skin? That shit is repulsive mate. Might as well eat from mud.

[Anonymous No.15401347]

>>15401345
why not asian ?

[Anonymous No.15401363]

>>15397987
>Fish smell from the sushi
stop eating old fish

[Anonymous No.15401367]

>>15401347
Japanese women aren't vapid whores like euro women. Other asians don't have fair skin.

[Anonymous No.15401566]

>>15401367
i know that you were a chang fag from the start

[Anonymous No.15401702]

>>15397812
Thats crazy, what happens when she needs to poop?? All the food fall down

[Anonymous No.15401735]

>>15397812
>>15397845

I'm going to tell you this once only. You're about to be recruited, for whatever reason it may be, they deem you useful and you're going to be one of (((them))) slowly but surely. I recommend you do not accept, it would be wise to not attend such ceremonies that are symbolically represent freemasonry.

Dead serious

[Anonymous No.15401739]

>>15398854
>start as a plate
>promoted to chariot
>promoted to clothing

[Anonymous No.15401759]

Japan here, nyotaimori is real but is kinda ancient as geishas did this after a samurai fought in battle

[Anonymous No.15401772]

>>15397812
haha. my boss is too cheap for that kind of women. he would go for some fricking Lizzo type woman just so he could save $$$ and the sushi would be the omakase from 7-11. also the landwhale would not even try to silently pass gass and then suddenly get explosive diarrhea an hour into it

[Anonymous No.15401836]

>>15397812
>Nyotaimori style.
Something like this right?

[Anonymous No.15401842]

>>15398050
>noooo you can't call me a low-taste retard for wanting to eat room temperature botched sushi off of a random girl's skin

[Anonymous No.15401846]

>>15401199
what does that even mean
why wouldn't footfags like feet
why would non-footfags be disappointed that they don't like feet

[Anonymous No.15401866]

>>15397812
Its a fetish like everything else.

[Anonymous No.15401928]

>>15398531
Kek

[Anonymous No.15401950]

>>15398531
CARLOS!

[Anonymous No.15401973]

>>15397877
it would literally have taken less effort to wash just one plate than to carefully arrange food on top of her soles and keep it balanced

[Anonymous No.15402327]

Always looked pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.15402509]

>>15397812
larp

[Anonymous No.15402514]

>>15401702
lolol what if she farted lol

[Anonymous No.15402525]

>>15402327
Gene Starwind?

[Anonymous No.15402552]

>>15397812
Obviously a joke that went over your head because you have aspegers

>>15397829
This

[Anonymous No.15402709]

>>15397812
>tomorrow
Did it happen?

[Anonymous No.15402735]

Yeah the kind of locations these types of things would be in aren't doing it because VIRUS i'm sure. Successful larp thread you got tons of you's tho.

[Anonymous No.15402758]

Another cultural breakthrough in humanity brought to you by God’s chosen people

[Anonymous No.15402765]

>>15397812
>off a hot white woman
>hot
Don't worry about it. I guarantee she won't be.

[Anonymous No.15402781]

>>15402758
15th century samurai were jews? interesting

[Anonymous No.15402783]

>>15397878
>molesting the dinnerware

[Anonymous No.15402800]

>>15402781
yea

[Anonymous No.15402801]

>>15402758
as if it were something new, what breakthrough you talk about?

[Anonymous No.15402879]

>>15398667
Pass a Cisco certification (CCNA, CCNP etc.)

[Anonymous No.15402897]

>>15397845
pretty sure it's some kind of test. Just say something nice that's middle ground like "good sushi but mixing eating and body functions is bad"

[Anonymous No.15403078]

I'm allergic to shrimp and sushi grade fish is super expensive where I live; what other options for meat do I have for making homemade sushi?

[Anonymous No.15403442]

>>15397877
thats hot

[Anonymous No.15403449]

>>15398531
epic! have an upvote

[Anonymous No.15403463]

it would be funnier if she had a plaid table cloth draped on top of her. She'd be all "uhh I'm here for naked sushi??" and then it's like no bitch cover your damn shame, woman.

[Anonymous No.15403469]

>>15401759
They probably got to fuck the geisha afterwards. You however don’t and won’t.

[Anonymous No.15403475]

>>15401772
If Borat did this I might watch.

[Anonymous No.15403489]

>>15402709
Its tonight and yes its still happening. Will try to sneak in pictures for you faggots calling this a larp

[Anonymous No.15403547]

>>15397877
My pee pee just got all hard!

[Anonymous No.15403556]

>>15403489
here are some zingers for you to sprinkle throughout the meal to become The Funny Guy at the table.
"Mmm, I'll have the clam :)"
"does anyone smell... uh, no nevermind"
"I've heard of a hotplate but this is taking things to a whole new level"
"oh rice... again?!"
"they better have a big dishwasher back there"
"could you pass the salt, oh no wait that's dandruff"
"I'm so hungry I could eat the table" -- this is a quote from the Aeneid but it never hurts to seem cultured

[Anonymous No.15403643]

>>15403556
>big dishwasher
Make it something like "wow, a plate that doubles as a dishwasher" and OP will score more points.

[Anonymous No.15403657]

>>15403643
hahaha very nice indeed

[Anonymous No.15403669]

>>15397822
I had my bachelor party recently and they fucking suck now. When I turned 21 it wasn't during covid and it was great at that age. Right now is a stripper famine and the dumb zoomer strippers don't even try hard because there are so few who didn't just switch to shooting porn.

[Anonymous No.15403689]

>>15397845
>this is normal
>I am not making it up
(You) I hope you enjoy the endorphin rush.

[Anonymous No.15403705]

>>15397812
It's cool. My SIL does this as a side gig. She has made in two nights what most people make in a few months.

[Anonymous No.15403712]

>>15397987
They knew that stank is erotic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.15403714]

>>15397812
>eating body temp sushi
why

[Anonymous No.15403737]

>>15403714
It's insulated by the leaves so unless it takes literal hours for you to eat the sushi it will be room temperature at worst.

[Anonymous No.15404475]

>>15399103
Agreed, just have a naked waitress bring you your sushi if you're trying to be all decadent and powerhungry, why use her as a plate? Sounds like a quick way to warm your sushi.

[Anonymous No.15404492]

>>15404475
>>15403737

[Anonymous No.15404499]

>>15404492
Alright, it's still on a person and I'd rather not eat off people because I can't see any reason that I would.

[Anonymous No.15404504]

>>15404492
>a leaf is a good insulator :)
umm.... great anon, thanks for the contribution

[Anonymous No.15404522]

>>15404499
The table is well compensated for their service, and I’m sure they’re exhibitionists who enjoy the attention. The only problem is that women aren’t the right temperature for making sushi so that may pose an issue

[Anonymous No.15404542]

>>15397812
None of this statement is true, it's an incel fantasizing about a situation he will never be in while simultaneously trying to defend being an incel as his "lifestyle choice", despite the fact that "involuntary" is literally 2/ 5ths of the name. Stop enabling this shameful behavior. You're ashamed of being a grown man and still a virgin? Good. You should be, loser. You've given up, so no amount of advice will help you. You made your bed, so wallow in it like the disgusting pig you are.

[Anonymous No.15404570]

>>15404542
So you'd eat off a person? I can't get over that being too weird to want to try.

[Anonymous No.15404579]

>>15404522
there are leaves anon, please try to keep up

[Anonymous No.15404596]

>>15404579
>leaves are superior material through which no heat is conducted
NASA should insulate their shuttles with leaves

[Anonymous No.15404714]

>>15398531
nice

[Anonymous No.15404719]

>>15401071
>a week
probably be prepared to pay in the 1000s

[Anonymous No.15404758]

>>15404504
Those sushi "leaves" are generally made out of plastic, which is a good insulator for heat. In any case, any kind of barrier between skin and sushi is going to act as an insulator and keep it from reaching normal body heat for whatever reasonable amount of time it's on her body. Furthermore, they aren't putting hundreds of rolls on her all at once because there's only so many flat parts on a person's body to act as an effective table/serving tray even with bamboo mats

[Anonymous No.15404791]

>>15404596
>NASA should insulate their shuttles with leaves
Most women don't have a body temperature of over 3000F so a little plastic leaf is going to work just fine.

[Anonymous No.15404908]

>>15404522
They chill the girls

[Anonymous No.15404930]

>>15404522
dude sushi is supposed to be body temperature.

[Anonymous No.15404936]

>>15404930
*male body temperature
Women are too warm

[Anonymous No.15404958]

>>15397812
>hot
>white
pick one

[Anonymous No.15405024]

>>15404958
yellow fever chudcel pls go

[Anonymous No.15405051]

>>15398452
OH GOD WHY WAS I BORN?!

[Anonymous No.15405120]

>>15404936
i doubt the few degrees of difference actually matters all that much

[Anonymous No.15405126]

>>15397812
damn shes hot

[Anonymous No.15405172]

>>15397812
I would only partake if I was ABSOLUTELY SURE the girl ISN'T getting paid for this.

[Anonymous No.15405181]

>>15403547
footfags needs to be hanged

[Anonymous No.15405187]

>>15405181
Imagine those delicious piggies dangling in the wind

[Anonymous No.15405200]

>>15397845
You got a covid shot right? Cause you’re literally eating off a body other financial schlubs and skeevy people have been sharing probably a few times a night

[Anonymous No.15405206]

>>15397812
dip the fish into one of her openings for added flavor? put wasabi on it first though

[Anonymous No.15405220]

be prepared to perform. possibly in orgy with your boss and coworkers. godspeed anon dont spill your spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.15405414]

I wish my boss did this, I clearly chose the wrong industry, everyone here is just beta bitch boys.

[Anonymous No.15405463]

>>15398067
nigger

[Anonymous No.15406396]

Now I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.15407055]

trying to put food pleasure and sex pleasure together disgusts me. they are for separate times only

[Anonymous No.15407235]

>>15402327
>>15402525
Looks like Rance.

[Anonymous No.15407277]

>>15397845
>its the financial industry this is normal
>>15400191
>what country?
Can't be Taiwan, someone tried running a bikini-clad-waitresses eatery and all the old grannies threw a shitfit and damn near got the place shut down.

OTOH for the "finance" """industry"""" taking clients to those karaoke brothels is a normal every-fucking-night activity. A couple of the guys I know are in the industry.

[Anonymous No.15407284]

>>15407277
He already said it was a private party on company premises.

[Anonymous No.15407301]

>>15407055
>he doesn't have a drawer hoagie to eat while he has sex

You're missing out.

[Anonymous No.15407310]

>>15407301
That's not an instance of fans wondering whether Ross and Rachel will ever be together forever.

[Anonymous No.15407394]

>>15398872
i'm fucking dead

[Anonymous No.15407580]

>>15397812
if i were to eat sushi nyotaimori style? what parts of the woman i am allowed to touch? am i supposed to use my fingertips and avoid skin contact as much as possible? what if i start caressing her hands? will she just tell me to stop?

[Anonymous No.15407625]

>>15407580
None of them. You're supposed to pick up the food, not touch the woman.

[Anonymous No.15407651]

>>15407625
That isn't fun

[Anonymous No.15407669]

>>15407625
How do you know it’s a woman? Male body sushi models are just as popular

[Anonymous No.15407708]

>>15407651
have sex jesus christ

[Anonymous No.15407716]

>>15407708
Sure, I'll go to the sex store and pick up 1 sex, maybe 2.

[Anonymous No.15407729]

>>15401367
im sure in fuedal japan when the tradition started they imported only highest quality European women to eat off of, rather than using the local talent.

[Anonymous No.15407740]

>>15407729
Nah. The only people going to Japland back then were Portuguese and Dutch men. Imagine eating nigiri off a 17th century Portuguese Jesuit or worse, a sailor.

[Anonymous No.15408396]

>>15403078
Buy regular grade fish. X. X x xc. Cx x x xcncncnncznzn

[Anonymous No.15408410]

>>15397979
>Honest labor is bad

Says the NEET virgin

[Anonymous No.15408427]

>>15397812
order soup to be served on the girl

[Anonymous No.15408489]

>>15403547
Where can I get this and can you tickle her with the chopsticks?

[Anonymous No.15408498]

>>15402783
careful, sounding the silverware is how I got a butterknife stuck in my urethra

[Anonymous No.15408539]

>>15398461
>global pandemic raging

[Anonymous No.15408564]

>>15408539