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What does /ck/ think about Alton Brown?

>> No.15396855

>>15396830
informative and scientific approach to cooking, not bad at all

>> No.15396859

le reddit science man of cooking

>> No.15396861

Liked him better before he revealed himself to be some kind of kinky BDSM pervert but Good Eats is still a treasure.

>> No.15396869

why would Elton John have a crab on his shoulder?

>> No.15396891

>>15396861
woah, now youve perked my curiosity

>> No.15396902

>loved good eats as a teen
>stupid cheesy skits but so self aware it wasn’t cringe
>actually explained why shit happened, not just a series of steps to follow
>/k/ as fuck with his 7.62 SCAR and daily carries a handgun
Cool guy and his cook book was the only one I ever bought.

>> No.15396907

How did they train a lobster to do that?

>> No.15396908
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15396908

>>15396830

cool guy

>> No.15396911
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15396911

>>15396830
Not a fan.

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>>15396891
watch Cutthroat Kitchen

>> No.15396949

Eurofag here. Good eats is unironically great, saw some clips on it on youtube and really liked the recipies so downloaded the entire show. Informative, the food he makes is fucking great and the cheesy skits are honestly charming. I love his stupid yeast puppets.

>> No.15396961

>>15396830
HE'S NOT EVEN BROWN

FUCKING LIAR

>> No.15396977

>unitaskers are bad :(
>an oven is a pretty handy tool even though it just heats things up
>THAT DOESNT COUNT >:(

>> No.15397083

>>15396861
>kinky BDSM pervert
That's a plus.

>> No.15397105

He's got that
>alton ruins everything
Face

>> No.15397125

>>15396830
he has an ugly wife, and i highly disrespect succesfull people with ugly companion

>> No.15397153

>>15396861
wasn't that Chef John?
Or is it both of them?

>> No.15397238

His 40 clove garlic chicken is insane, one of the tastiest things I've ever had.

>> No.15397256

>>15396861
nice

>> No.15397276

>>15396859
He's not that bad, anon

>> No.15397340

SIMP of the highest order.

>> No.15397383
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15397383

Everything he does is more about himself than the work / recipe itself. A mediocre entertainer, trying too hard to sound witty or eloquent. He is what dumb people think smart people sound like.

5/10

>> No.15397385

Cutthroat kitchen is pretty based

>> No.15397410

>>15396908
good taste

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>>15397383
He himself admits his Good Eats persona was insufferable. In the Reloaded series, he often cuts himself off before his old scienceman rants and skips info dumps.

But hey, it was the '90s and he was a television professional who wanted to make food television more fun and informative, like Bill Nye The Science Guy.

>> No.15397416

He’s boring. The only show I liked of his was feasting on asphalt. That being said he seems like a nice enough guy.

>> No.15397425

>>15396911
What exactly is his side? I’m assuming this is about Trump being elected president and not the literal covid camps world governments are creating right now.

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>>15397425
Fuck off.

>> No.15397477

>>15397457
Lol ok tranny

>> No.15397489

>>15397425
>the literal covid camps world governments are creating right now.
Isn't it time for your meds?

>> No.15397511

>>15397489
Isn’t it time for your kool-aid?

>> No.15398069

>>15396911
I like him even more now.

>> No.15398154

>>15396830
Cool dude, very informative. 10/10.

>> No.15398386

>>15396911
The pussy deleted that tweet. I wonder if he's a denier and has a camp auschwitz sweater in his closet. Why would alton think a holocaust joke would be acceptable? Especially now? 6MWNE Alton.

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>>15396902
Alton Brown is a /k/unt?

>> No.15398641

>>15398394
Yeah he daily carries and is into LRPS.

>> No.15398670

cool guy with a lot of knowledge on his interests (food science and film). You can tell he's lowkey autistic from his livestreams with is wife. Seems like a genuinely nice guy and I'd love to meet him in person.
also he lost a lot of weight in the middle of his life which is admirable, and kept it off

>> No.15399787

>>15396830
based

>> No.15399843

>>15398386
Oy vey..the 6 gorillio! Jews have a place in the kitchen and it's not the refrigerator.

>> No.15399848

>>15396830
Based, scientific, and /k/ommando. What's not to love.

>> No.15399875

>>15397425
This was back when Trump was still ahead in the vote count and he got angry thinking we'd have a president who would be mean to people on twitter for 4 more years so he did the only reasonable thing and compared the administration of a duly elected US president to the worst European genocide in modern history.

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15399889

Reddit tier 90s remnant

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>>15399875
>muh leftover war propaganda using only the ever-honest USSR to prove it happened
You will eat the bugs.

>> No.15400094

Oh no. Meanness on twitter. You are a child.

>> No.15400682

>>15397425
I thought it was his response to Joe pulling ahead and rumors of jailing/punishing those who supported Trump.

>> No.15400732

>>15396961
No no no, he’s Alt+Brown. The alt modifier inverts it.

>> No.15400902

>>15397489
2 more weeks to slow the spread eh?

>> No.15400965

>>15396830
Pedophile. Almost convicted in 1997 of having sex with a 14 year old boy. Filmed it. They never found the footage.

Pederast.

>> No.15402439

>>15400965
big if true

>> No.15402451

Who?

>> No.15402810

I liked the solitary season of Worst Cooks he did, you could tell he was actually getting overwhelmed and trying not to yell at the contestants. I wonder what kind of dirt Anne Burrell had over him to get him to do it

>> No.15402819

>>15400965
based

>> No.15402843

>>15396861
I liked Good Eats much better than the persona he took on after it.

>> No.15402850

>>15400965
>Filmed it. They never found the footage.
So how do we know they filmed it?

>> No.15402871

>>15396861
are you 5 years old? why would that have any bearing on whether you like them? are you afraid of getting bdsm cooties?

>> No.15402959

>>15396830

He's a fucking idiot. He shits on the idea of well-loaded pizzas, and acts like a smug prick by saying that only thin lightly topped pizzas are good.

>> No.15402962

>>15396911
Camp uniforms?

>> No.15402966

>>15397489
Why would they be making covid camps when the vaccines are being rolled out now?