French fries:*exist Mayonnaise: "it's free real estate"

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Anonymous Wed Jan 13 03:58:50 2021 No.15390215 [Reply] [Original]

French fries:*exist Mayonnaise: "it's free real estate"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 04:03:08 2021 No.15390227 When I first saw this thread, I was blown away

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 04:07:09 2021 No.15390241 File: 970 KB, 320x240, FREEREALESTATE2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390215

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 04:10:25 2021 No.15390245 >>15390215 top meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 04:14:21 2021 No.15390253 Mayonnaise: I'm the best condiment for fries. Mayo mixed with ketchup and mustard: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 04:15:45 2021 No.15390255 i feel like it would be good with kewpie mayo but the stuff from the jar has a weird texture more suit to spreading

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 04:16:30 2021 No.15390257 Did you know a websearch for the "dank meme" video doesn't return that video within ten pages? I just found out. I tried Google, duckduckgo, startpage, and YouTube search.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 04:26:52 2021 No.15390287 >>15390253 “wait, that’s illegal”

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 04:34:21 2021 No.15390302 Hot french fries are served. Rich and delectable treat. A french mother sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 06:01:30 2021 No.15390480 Mix mayo with sambal/tabasco. God-tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 06:06:56 2021 No.15390490 >thread falls off page ten >reposts thread to receive further upvote methadone You may not like it, but this is what peak reddit looks lke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 06:12:02 2021 No.15390501 nobody: absolutely nobody: mayonnaise: yeah, these fries are free real estate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 06:55:40 2021 No.15390597 >>15390501 this so much this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 07:24:27 2021 No.15390677 >>15390215 locked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 11:59:32 2021 No.15391581 bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 12:26:25 2021 No.15391692 >>15390215 You make me wish for a /r9ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 12:38:52 2021 No.15391741 >>15390501 I'm dead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 15:03:57 2021 No.15392421 >>15390215 >be reddit nigger >acts like a reddit nigger >complains about being called a reddit nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 15:06:27 2021 No.15392432 >>15390215 Mayo: I'm gonna do what's called a "pro gamer move"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 15:10:36 2021 No.15392453 >>15390215 I recently tried this when I started making my own mayo. It wasnt bad, but anything is good with handmade mayo. But then I made an aioli heavy on the garlic and fries were fucking amazing dipped in that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 15:15:42 2021 No.15392480 >>15390253 Robert Downey Jr.: I'm stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 17:30:37 2021 No.15393230 >>15390501 You win the internet today!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 17:38:03 2021 No.15393271 >>15390215 Eats creamy goodness... LIKE A BOSS!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 20:11:39 2021 No.15393913 bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 20:16:42 2021 No.15393926 Big Chungus: now that's wholesome

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 00:46:10 2021 No.15395112 >>15390215 Garlic Aioli is for fries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 00:47:44 2021 No.15395119 >>15390253 bruh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 01:00:13 2021 No.15395174 >>15390215 Upvote

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 02:45:11 2021 No.15395580 >>15390215 Kewpie mayo is the best shit on fries ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 02:59:54 2021 No.15395617 >>15395112 Garlic is an inherent ingredient in aioli you redundant sounding moron.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 03:48:48 2021 No.15395795 >>15390215 Mayo on fries is good, but toum reaches a level of epicness previously thought unimaginable

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 03:55:54 2021 No.15395813 Ketchup or vinegar. Pick one do not mix them whatsoever. Gravy is also okay but I consider poutine different from just fries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 03:58:11 2021 No.15395819 >>15390302 Reflect on French fries

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 04:00:14 2021 No.15395824 >>15390253 LOL

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 05:57:51 2021 No.15396107 upvote

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 06:05:31 2021 No.15396123 youtube commenters are worse than redditers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 06:09:45 2021 No.15396133 like this comment if you still eating fries with mayo in 2021

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 06:11:20 2021 No.15396136 Ranch on seasoned fries. I rest my case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 06:11:25 2021 No.15396137 >>15390215 Potatoes slice slowly around me. Pinning themselves against metal. Suddenly I stand tall in a field of mash. Mashed topatoes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 06:15:06 2021 No.15396148 >>15390215 there is no better condiment for french fries than ketchup mayonnaise has joined the lobby

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 07:56:06 2021 No.15396347 >>15396133 HA! Thats me !!1!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 08:53:41 2021 No.15396510 >>15390215 angrily upvotes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 08:55:12 2021 No.15396518 Oh for godsake, how do you people not know how to mix mayo, mustard, ketchup, chipotle chili powder and 10% vinegar to make fry sauce?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 09:06:31 2021 No.15396547 >>15396518 huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 09:07:46 2021 No.15396552 >>15396123 Redditors: Well maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 09:18:45 2021 No.15396595 >>15396547 It'll turn out pink with chili flecks if you make it right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 09:29:00 2021 No.15396635 no one: not a single soul: Niggers: “Its ok to burn down government property when WE do it”

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 09:48:45 2021 No.15396717 >>15396635 did mr. niggers really say that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 09:49:33 2021 No.15396720 >>15396123 Youtube comments are left by children and mentally deficient adults

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 12:56:58 2021 No.15397466 >>15390215 ketchup: am I a joke to you? XD upvoted!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 12:59:00 2021 No.15397479 >>15397466 Take you upvote and get out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 17:50:25 2021 No.15399034 >>15390215 Eh, quinky sauce is better in every way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 17:51:27 2021 No.15399040 >>15399034 I just wish my daughter liked it more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 17:53:03 2021 No.15399049 >>15397479 thanks for the gold kind stranger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 19:08:06 2021 No.15399384 Peanut sauce is awesome but mayo is probably favorite

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 20:37:16 2021 No.15399781 >>15390215 Ranch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 20:42:20 2021 No.15399806 >>15399781 You learned to make hidden valley ranch by hand yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 01:02:45 2021 No.15400928 >>15390215 Anon: You learned to make hidden valley ranch by hand yet? Me: Is it possible to learn this power?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 02:06:07 2021 No.15401191 >>15390215 Is this a 9gag thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 02:07:55 2021 No.15401196 >>15400928 Yes, but it requires dill weed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 02:11:43 2021 No.15401209 Based schizo poster

Anonymous Fri Jan 15 02:12:59 2021 No.15401215

Oh, BTW, you'll get a better kitchen ready potato by nuking them for about 3 minutes, then wedging them, putting them in olive or canola oil, hitting them with greek spice, seaoning salt, and piri piri spice from mccormicks. mix that up and bake it at 450 for as long as it takes to get brown.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 02:14:51 2021 No.15401222 >>15396123 Agreed. They have to turn everything into some kind of shit slapstick joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 02:20:37 2021 No.15401257 >>15390215 Hey you ur fries are cute

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 02:48:15 2021 No.15401356 >>15401338 keyed

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 02:53:47 2021 No.15401385 >>15390215 upvoted kind stranger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 05:27:35 2021 No.15401879 >>15396123 Porn site commenters are even worse

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 05:33:14 2021 No.15401896 >>15390501 lowkey deadass

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 05:35:50 2021 No.15401902 >>15390215 If you eat fries with mayo in 2021 youre a legend! edit: wow 100 likes thx

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 06:03:09 2021 No.15401993 >>15390215 Mayo do be like that tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 06:23:52 2021 No.15402058 File: 197 KB, 1080x508, 1609413113008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401356 Nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 06:41:48 2021 No.15402101 >>15402058 15402058: calls me nigger me: you weren't supposed to do that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 06:47:19 2021 No.15402110 >>15390253 Are you one of those people that mixes sodas?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 06:52:48 2021 No.15402122 >>15390253 If you like fry sauce (mayo/ket) there is a borger place by me that uses mayo/bbq and it's fucking bomb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 07:09:42 2021 No.15402160 File: 179 KB, 600x600, 6AEE72AA-9B4B-45B6-83E9-6399D020BD03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me: Let’s order pizza Mom: We already have pizza at home The pizza at home:

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 09:09:58 2021 No.15402535 >>15390501 based

Anonymous Fri Jan 15 09:20:24 2021 No.15402585

>>15390215
Anyone who puts any kind of sauce directly on top of fries is a fucking moron, the sole exception being poutine and shit because the fries are just a vessel for the gravy and cheese curds.

Fries are meant to be dipped or brushed in the condiment of your choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 09:21:26 2021 No.15402589 >>15390302 >>15395819 "YOU CANNOT SERVE MAYONNAISE ON FRENCH FRIES JIN, THIS IS DISHONORABU" "HONOR DIED ON THE BEACH"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 09:44:54 2021 No.15402702 >>15402160 You sir, win the internet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 09:46:23 2021 No.15402711 File: 140 KB, 1500x1500, 81+ruQ5dpVL._SL1500_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390215 he protecc he attack but most importantly a spoonful make a good snacc

Anonymous Fri Jan 15 12:12:03 2021 No.15403209

nobody:
literally nobody:
not a single soul:
me: gravy doesn't belong on french fries
*canada has entered the chat*
canada: wait but that's illegal
gordon ramsay: WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE???
europe: *laughs in mayonnaise*

Literally nobody searched for this thread. It was in the catalog.

POV: You're ironically shitposting on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 12:22:14 2021 No.15403261 >>15403209 i search this thread all the time to bump it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 12:41:48 2021 No.15403333 >>15396123 youtube comments used to be better than the videos themselves. absolute circus every time. now it's all so sanitized from what I see.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 13:04:35 2021 No.15403400 >>15403333 Your mom was in the circus as the bearded lady

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 13:05:06 2021 No.15403404 >>15402702 ALL OF THE UPDOOTS!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 13:10:42 2021 No.15403434 test

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 13:21:07 2021 No.15403471 >>15403333 i've had a youtube account since 2007. unless you're referring to the period before that, youtube comments have never been good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 14:52:00 2021 No.15403933 bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 14:54:30 2021 No.15403951 >>15402711 >>15403209 I wish YouTubers would leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 15:07:15 2021 No.15404028 >>15390253 leaf me alone, I'm bushed!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 15:14:04 2021 No.15404063 >>15404028 >leaf me alone, I'm bushed! the boomer who wrote this: you are now the CEO of comedy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 16:18:18 2021 No.15404459 >>15396123 Sometimes I read youtube comments and I’m just seriously in disbelief over how retarded some people are

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 16:29:58 2021 No.15404527 File: 38 KB, 640x426, 84880301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401879 pornsite comments are for intellectuals only, I'm not surprised you don't understand them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 16:32:55 2021 No.15404537 >>15390501 bruh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 16:40:56 2021 No.15404588 >>15390215 belgians be like: ayo we finna puttin sum mayo on dis shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 18:23:34 2021 No.15405141 >>15396123 Lower IQ but just as gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 18:36:26 2021 No.15405208 >>15402711 What happened to glass jars? Plastic fucking sucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 18:46:49 2021 No.15405257 Best thread on /ck/ is a shitposting thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 18:51:36 2021 No.15405278 Anon: shitposts Also anon: "Best thread on /ck/ is a shitposting thread."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 19:09:40 2021 No.15405370 File: 669 KB, 1185x657, 1575119775058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15405257 one shitpost to rule them all, one sneedpost to find them, one taxpost to bring them all and on /tv/ bane them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 19:39:36 2021 No.15405521 bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 19:46:40 2021 No.15405561 apart from the nobody: format youtube comments have remained consistently retarded. special mention for the boomer retards who always comment "i remember seeing this live in '81" on every live vid of the past

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 19:51:00 2021 No.15405581 >>15405561 The genuine spite and loathing has been scrubbed away. It just isn't the same, and never will be again. Trolling pre-Google YouTube. That's my era. Those are the memories I will treasure forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 21:26:56 2021 No.15406061 >>15401366 POrk chop ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 05:10:06 2021 No.15407934 File: 31 KB, 370x500, asset-1871790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aan tafel!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 05:39:31 2021 No.15408006 >>15390253 Hot dog sauce:get ready to ROOOLLLLLOLOL

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 05:41:19 2021 No.15408011 nobody: this thread: reddit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 05:49:30 2021 No.15408030 >>15390215 go back to the youtube comment section

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 07:04:56 2021 No.15408188 >>15407934 >Belgisch astaghfirullah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 08:05:54 2021 No.15408319 >>15390215 I watched them eat mayo live in New York '89. Kids these days will never experience that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 10:20:36 2021 No.15408712 OMG this is like Star Wars Edit: spelling

Anonymous Sat Jan 16 10:25:34 2021 No.15408726
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I used to have a Canadian roommate who bitched about American McDonald’s not having “McChicken Sauce” to dip his fries in to.

Apparently Canadians love their McChicken Sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 10:55:12 2021 No.15408801 bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 11:34:36 2021 No.15408887 >>15390215 based and fritepilled

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 11:37:42 2021 No.15408896 >>15408726 all that shit tastes like preservative. Buy that and be disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 13:54:24 2021 No.15409455 bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 14:35:04 2021 No.15409636 File: 407 KB, 557x605, 1507708098694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390253 >go to Del Taco >order fries extra crispy >order side of secret sauce >mix secret sauce with 2-3 packets of mild sauce >best fry dip ever

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