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Ingredients: 3 cups sticky rice 3 cups barley 1 cup of sushi rice the above are soaked overnight in 7 cups water cup of dried onion 1/3 cup of sesame & veg oil mix 1/3 cup of sliced ginger 35mm diameter sausage casings
>>15387582if the point is to be vegetarian, what are the casings made of?
>>15387578>americans>do they really
>>15387611There are vegetarian casings.
>>15387896>bacon stripesStopped watching there. Not claiming any moral high ground, but fuck bacon stripes.
>>15387582Egypt, Libya, Tunisia have a better and original version of the rice sausage
>>15387578I was almost on board for this until she just bit into it RAW. fucking christ.
>>15387935>BMWFFucking shit is EVERYWHERE
>>15387660I have so many questions
>>15388613China vs Taiwan staring, contest gone very bad.
>>15387634imagine the smell
>>15388933"Rich white millennials experience prison through these potato chips"
>>15387578interestingthis diet made her so high test she developed facial hair
>>15388933That's cringe, like middle schoolers underage smoking type of cringe
>>15387692Fucking bargain for $2.50.In Australia that'd cost nearly $10
>>15387617$25 worth of energy (Electricity, Coals etc) for a $1 piece of dirty old tongue meat...
>>15387594whats the joke here
>>15389407It's a thing that someone said once in a YouTube video. People repeated it. People repeating it makes it funny because everyone now has 2000s stoner movie comedic sensibilities.
>>15389447kek monkey trouble shirt is based
Do Germans really
>>15387663waste of a perfectly good garloid
>>15387624that's clearly a german recipe using german ingredients
>>15389407I'm getting more of a seared bite, on the Impossible Whopper than I'm getting on that actual wh-no no no no...
>>15387896 I fucking love, *LOVE* bacon. But... could you just not fucking do this shit? Combining dates and meat is fucking disgusting.
>>15387736imagine the smell
>>15387578I have no issue with his guy eating raw meat
>>15388945no, its more like ex prison inmates miss those chips
>>15387598this is just a heart attack in cake form
>>15387591this looks interesting to try
>>15389415imagine the smoke
>>15387736That's a lot of eggs
>>15387634You might say... he's got guts.
>>15388645Holy shit is he blowing and shaping a hot lump of sugar with his hands?
>>15387578The way that fucking cow eats is disgusting. Fuck you for posting it
>>15390202More impressed by how the burger doesnt come apart
>>15387935>that coupleHe betrayed us before it even started, bros
>>15388578there was a certain charm to his early stuff
>>15389654Probable a mette(?) thing. Some euros are fuckweird eating raw pork, whole raw fish, drinking the blood of birds, eating raw sausage, etc. Maybe it's some sort of tradition caused from them being too poor to afford firewood.
>>15387611they taste good, vegetarian is western cringe
>>15389415My smoke alarm would go nuts trying this. It goes off when I put a crust on my steak
>>15389847bacon wrapped dates are surprisingly good
>>15390305Have you thought about moving the smoke alarm?It's a simple thing that people tend to forget is sometimes an option.
>>15390316This is why context is important. As she says in the video; she needs a hefty breakfast after taking her morning insulin shot.And you bigots thought she was just being a fat pig.
>>15387578The thumbnail looks like she's about to put a condom on it.
>>15388645>bite the pig>release the old man's breath into your mouthdelicious
>>15387660Do Canadians really?
>>15388933>some marketing schmuck reads an article about prison caterer overloads chips with msg/msg-type flavor additives>tries to license and brand it for a quick buck>buzzfeed tier viral marketing>facebook comment marketing circa 2005>hundreds of retards probably old enough to fall for thisAmazing.
>>15390030Die monster, you don't belong in this world.
>>15387617made me suddenly remember i used to eat beef tongue often enough for a couple of years, but this looks fucking disgusting to me now
>>15390376bet he gets off on itthe man's a menace
>>15390238You're just retarded thinking he was a literal nazi like you
What drives someone to post disgustingly offensive garbage on a food forum? Unendingly. For years.How do mods have the autism to continue trying to destroy free communication in such a passive aggressive way?
>>15387652Do americans really do this?
>>15390514or maybe you're so retarded you don't get an obvious joke
>deutsche 'Rezepte' Niemand will diesen Scheiss sehen. Kulinarisch sowie kulturell durchgefallenes Land. Größtes Mistland auf der ganzen Erde
>>15390721There is no joke kek
>>15390713Its from a german tv show
>>15387578What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
>>15390907Stop coping by saying she is german.This is a german show about an American living in an Army base in west germany so let me just blurt this out right now:>do Americans really?
>>15390907Fucking Americans even made it onto German TV. wtf
>>15389415i'd rather not die of carbon monoxide poisoning, thanks
>>15387896These are really good if you fill the dates with a strong cheese, like blue cheese. It's a salty, savoury, sweet morsel. Wouldn't bother rolling it in parmesan like that.
>>15388959As shown, a diet consisting purely of raw onions, raw meat and soy sauce raises your test to unimaginable levels.
>>15387788look, the companies have to resort to humiliate themselves by trying to get turned into a fucking meme!
>>15391012You're going to die of something eventually. Carbon monoxide isn't the worst way to go.
>>15390976She speaks German so you're wrong
>>15390880Do Americans really appear on German TV shows just to act like fat pigs?
>>15391399She probably lived a long time in Germany, just a sign of respect for the country she is in.
>>15391399While rare, it is not unheard of for an American to speak more than one language.
>>15391740That's not spanish
>>15389847Pork and fruit actually go together well. For example: porkchope and apple sauce.
>>15388933They're just All Dressed chips with MSG thrown in
>>15390361I clicked because I thought it's some kind of a device to make donought/beigel-like holes in meatballs.
>>15390976https://youtu.be/RfmyHWDNjeMStop lying shitstain.
>>15391821Sounds like an American singing ifn you ask me
>>15391821That is the dubbed version from german tv. You can clearly see she is american
>>15391313I'm gonna get this drunk tonight
>>15390976>>15390907>>15391821Aber mett mitt brot ist lecker. Ich hatte gerne Mettbrochen mitt Kartoffeln. Mein lieblings *sabbert* machen *atmet wie ein Hund *
>>15391840I bet she gives a good head
>>15390546>What drives someone to post disgustingly offensive garbage on a food forum? Unendingly. For years.So... you probably remember this one; then.
>>15387788The fuck did I watch
>>15387652Aren't you supposed to bake/roast pigs in blankets? not fucking deep fry them they didnt even look cooked properly
>>15392383It looks ungodly
>>15390229American cheese is almost as good as superglue
>>15387578what the fuck is this shit bro? what the fuck?!
>>15389302its eurostill a good price
>>15392466Currywurst is very popular but the best part are beer prices. Beer is very affordable and you can drink it in public without incident.In southern German you don't get Currywurst as much but you get bavarian style beers and can order a whole liter at a time for reasonable price.
>>15387686>feta de soyadisgusting
>>15388546Actually there is nothing wrong with what she does from a medical standpoint. I am sorry you live in 3rd world country and you cant enjoy Mett. Sieg Heil.
>>15387578Well, THAT's what I call proper keto portion size.
>>15389415Do city slickers really?
>>15390332>>15390335these two webs allways crack me upwhy is so hilarious?
>>15387935>"It was huge, I tell ya. YUGE, the cum crust we found under a pillow. Very disrepectful"
>>15392517did they make these just for the pun - tako taco?
>>15391709i'm american and i still kek'd
>>15392532how much does a liter of beer cost there?
>>15393122Cheaper ends 5 euro. More expensive is 10 to 12 euro in tourist traps
>>15393198more like 60 cent if you buy the cheapest brand at lidl
>>15393549lamo what is this shitty graphic based on. You can get a pint here in GErmany for like 30 cents at aldi. 2€ at a cheap bar.
>>15387578The most disgusting part of that webm is actually the maggi seasoning, I was on board with everything else
>>15393570Probably based on typical bar prices. There's no way an average pint of beer from the supermarket is $7.52 in the U.S. A can of low grade swill is like $0.65 if you buy a 30 pack
>>15387896That’s a new version of Devils on Horseback. The original has sautéed chicken liver that is stuffed inside a pitted prune, then wrapped in bacon and grilled or backed. And there’s also Angels on Horseback, which is made with smoked ouster instead of the liver. But I guess most people dislike both prunes and chicken liver, so the modern versions change them. Personally, I think dates are far too sweet for this hors d’oeuvre.
>>15393249Yeah, but at the bar you're not getting large (groß Bier) for that. Regular beer is like 2 euro
Shit, my original thread is ded. Here's some reposts.
>>15387692Oh Mann, vermisse ich Deutschland :(
>>15390238The greatest sitcom of all time.
>>15389359I bet you don't eat tripe either you fucking pansy.
>>15389359>$25 worth of energy (Electricity, Coals etc)Have you ever bought charcoal or paid an electric bill in your life?
>>15388578lmao now thats the Ja/ck/ i came for
>>15387660Why was everybody kung-fu fighting?
>>15389447monkey trouble one is fucking excellent
>>15390202now thats some american kino, finally
>>15394923>>15394930Just wanted to say how I like the irony of putting beef tartare right after a tofu burger
>>15387598What the fuck are you doing there, boss?
>>15389629He stopped feeding it
>>15393570Yeah I can buy one for 2 euro in Stockholm.
>>15392299What a retard.
>>15391792I wasn't talking about pork chops though. If you'd pry your head out of your ass, you'd understand that I wasn't saying pork can't pair with sweet things, just that dates and bacon don't go together. Prosciutto would pair well with them, though.
>>15393198Only if you et out. Buying the beer at the supermarket costs like 25Cent upwards for half a Litr, which is the common size.
>>15392299Is he genuinely autistic?
>>15395652are you? that's clearly down's syndrome
>>15387671no meme has anyone tried this? I've got an extra can of chicpeas lying around and I'd definitely try this out
>>15388578The green kitchen was jack golden age
>>15392383I think those are brats.
>>15387754>salt and pepper to taste>doesn't taste it
>>15392299This guy is happier and will have a happier life than 90% of the sad angry faggots reading this thread ever will be
>>15387578Never heard of FIRE?>>>/wsg/3736870
>>15390907Thats just breakfast
>>15390907Also that looks German
>>15390514>OMG a LITERAL nazi!
>>15389407Another forced meme from /wsg/.
>>15394930Would it still be good if I baked that?
>>15387646that looks very rich but delicious
>>15394407Wonder if it actually holds up
>>15391313Thanks anon I needed that laugh
>>15392299Why are dudes giving him shit? He nailed it
>>15390507China needs to be dealt with
>>15388933>the only one who says it would be worth going back to prison to get those chips is the black one
>>15395564A lot of people like to drink at beer gardens.When I drink I usually just drink cheap Rotbier around our fire pit and have some schnapps.
>>15390907All the food is german and no one dyes their hair like that in the us. Shes also speaking german
>>15392080More euros look at the cream and whipped cream
>>15387686Nice enough recipe but shit technique, use Italian method with adding pasta water to the hot pan along with the pasta and a little more oil. Don't just toss it with cold overcooked spaghetti, it looks dry as fuck because of that.
>>15391709Listen here you lil shit
the winter cup is in 2 eeks and /ck/ will play just so you are warned
>>15395906says a lot when you have to be literally retarded to be happy in this world
>>15397063I know I'm supposed to rage at the gay pizza with a fork webm but this one triggers me much more, god I hate w*men
>>15397063I hope she ate all the crap they serve her, if not what a wastebut also after eating that much avocado i would be sick of it for a year>that avocado "burger" disgusting
>>15397098grilling into the 5th dimension
>>15394468the cat they were cooking ran as fast as lightning
>>15397106so ethinc, very exotic ain't it?
>>15390175>>15390305>>15391012that's what hood vents are for retardsi have a few boxes of this charcoal (it's thai fruit wood charcoal) and it provides a very long and consistent burn, though doesn't put out a lot of heat. never tried using it inside, and i always pair it with hardwood lump charcoal
>>15392517octopus is a good and would make for a good taco, but i feel like just putting the whole tentacle in there is a bit unwieldy
>>15393965you can even buy a pint of craft beer at the supermarket for $1 or so in the states, so i'm assuming what you say is truealso, alcohol prices are not consistent across the countryi can get a 12 pack of high life bottles for $8 in michigan from krogers
>>15387617It looks so dry and tasteless.
>>15394923Why are westerners always butchering tofujust fucking eat it you cunts, stop trying to fuck with it into something it's not
>>15396890i can't believe they managed to turn surly eggfort man into a playerthis level of character creation blows bethesda out of the water
>>15390713Most fats don't do much cooking at all.
>>15391313How do I get this wasted? I want to try it, but even after drinking like half a bottle of vodka in a 3 hour sitting I still didn't get this drunk.
>>15389359>3 hours of gas and a tray of charcoal costs $25hmm okay bud
>>15397389Drink the bottle of vodka in a 1 hour sitting
>>15397093>all those delicious runny yolks breaking and cooking to hardnessMy heart
>>15397345>Why are westerners always butchering tofuNo one, and I mean no one, likes tofu.
>>15387814God i wish goat cheese was more common
>>15397054Other than restaurants trying to fool customers, I have no problem with this.
>>15397106I'm convinced they do stuff like that to fuck with Western reporters.
>>15397250>those giant hands
>>15393554>half a kilo of salt for some fucking eggsChrist
>>15397043Then who was hand?
>>15397098those greeks sure are crafty
>>15397257So this is what Santa does the rest of the year...
>>15397007god is dead
>>15397098Remember when they used to have these things for humans at malls? I always watched to see if they threw up when they got off the ride.
>>15389415some of you are okay, don't do that shit indoors guys.
>>15389629>>15387663at my job in the university i had to get pig stomachs for an institute and they performed mechanical tests on them. could not eat this. one part of the job was cleaning them under water to wash out the acid. some pigs were fed before they got slaughtered apparently, so the stomachs were full with undigested pig food. the smell is like corn flakes.
>>15398100Keep telling yourself that people that never invented the wheel are so very clever.
>>15395780It's a pretty straightforward curry.
>>15388933This seems exploitative. Like how there are restrictions on brand labels for MREs now.
>>15395540They're lovely hors d'oeuvres but no one should ever use the word "fabricate" when describing cooking.
>>15396937Do you ever shut the fuck up rust?
>>15387598this seems so extra, why not just chop up the onions and add them to the cake mix, form into balls, and then fry them in the buter, same effect, but not as ugly looking
>>15387646so beef stroganoff casserole, got it
>>15387617Beef tongue is delicious, but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't come out well cooked in steak rounds. I love it thinly sliced and sauteed in butter.
>>15389887Did this with Spam once. >>15392088>meltHow? Over a double boiler?
>>15391313how did he make it to the convenience store?
>>15397257i was frustrated when she turned down the hotdog. what an ungrateful bitch, she would make a poor wife.
>>15394320>clean energy>burning combustiblesoh the fucking irony
>>15399252I call them sunny cakes. I take slices of spam and dip them in pancake sauce before frying. The sunny part is an egg sunny side up that I serve on top.
>>15399341>pancake sauceFuck my brain is dying here. Pancake batter.
>>15387578what on gods green fucking earth is this HOLY SHIT STOP FUCKING STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>15387617good in tacos, not so much like this.
>>15388933Lmao "wouldn't mind going back to prison for these"
>>15388933>I wouldn't get arrested to have these chips, but if I got arrested, I'd be psyched about getting the chipsStatements you can feel.