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>> No.15387582
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Ingredients: 3 cups sticky rice 3 cups barley 1 cup of sushi rice the above are soaked overnight in 7 cups water cup of dried onion 1/3 cup of sesame & veg oil mix 1/3 cup of sliced ginger 35mm diameter sausage casings

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>> No.15387611

if the point is to be vegetarian, what are the casings made of?

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>> No.15387624

>do they really

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There are vegetarian casings.

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>> No.15388484
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>> No.15388488

>bacon stripes
Stopped watching there. Not claiming any moral high ground, but fuck bacon stripes.

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Egypt, Libya, Tunisia have a better and original version of the rice sausage

>> No.15388546

I was almost on board for this until she just bit into it RAW. fucking christ.

>> No.15388568

Fucking shit is EVERYWHERE

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>> No.15388613

I have so many questions

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China vs Taiwan staring, contest gone very bad.

>> No.15388706

imagine the smell

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>> No.15388945

"Rich white millennials experience prison through these potato chips"

>> No.15388959

this diet made her so high test she developed facial hair

>> No.15389208

That's cringe, like middle schoolers underage smoking type of cringe

>> No.15389302

Fucking bargain for $2.50.
In Australia that'd cost nearly $10

>> No.15389359

$25 worth of energy (Electricity, Coals etc) for a $1 piece of dirty old tongue meat...

>> No.15389407

whats the joke here

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>> No.15389447
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It's a thing that someone said once in a YouTube video. People repeated it. People repeating it makes it funny because everyone now has 2000s stoner movie comedic sensibilities.

>> No.15389467

big rice

>> No.15389493

kek monkey trouble shirt is based

>> No.15389502

Do Germans really

>> No.15389539

waste of a perfectly good garloid

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>> No.15389654

that's clearly a german recipe using german ingredients

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>> No.15389770

I'm getting more of a seared bite, on the Impossible Whopper than I'm getting on that actual wh-no no no no...

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>> No.15389847


I fucking love, *LOVE* bacon. But... could you just not fucking do this shit? Combining dates and meat is fucking disgusting.

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>> No.15390030

imagine the smell

>> No.15390035

I have no issue with his guy eating raw meat

>> No.15390138


>> No.15390154

no, its more like ex prison inmates miss those chips

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this is just a heart attack in cake form

>> No.15390166

this looks interesting to try

>> No.15390175

imagine the smoke

>> No.15390178

That's a lot of eggs

>> No.15390202
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You might say... he's got guts.

>> No.15390209

Holy shit is he blowing and shaping a hot lump of sugar with his hands?

>> No.15390211

The way that fucking cow eats is disgusting. Fuck you for posting it

>> No.15390229

More impressed by how the burger doesnt come apart

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>that couple
He betrayed us before it even started, bros

>> No.15390259

there was a certain charm to his early stuff

>> No.15390265

Probable a mette(?) thing. Some euros are fuckweird eating raw pork, whole raw fish, drinking the blood of birds, eating raw sausage, etc. Maybe it's some sort of tradition caused from them being too poor to afford firewood.

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they taste good, vegetarian is western cringe

>> No.15390305

My smoke alarm would go nuts trying this. It goes off when I put a crust on my steak

>> No.15390311

bacon wrapped dates are surprisingly good

>> No.15390316


>> No.15390318

Have you thought about moving the smoke alarm?
It's a simple thing that people tend to forget is sometimes an option.

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This is why context is important. As she says in the video; she needs a hefty breakfast after taking her morning insulin shot.
And you bigots thought she was just being a fat pig.

>> No.15390361

The thumbnail looks like she's about to put a condom on it.

>> No.15390376

>bite the pig
>release the old man's breath into your mouth

>> No.15390386

Do Canadians really?

>> No.15390387

Thats garlic

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>> No.15390414

>some marketing schmuck reads an article about prison caterer overloads chips with msg/msg-type flavor additives
>tries to license and brand it for a quick buck
>buzzfeed tier viral marketing
>facebook comment marketing circa 2005
>hundreds of retards probably old enough to fall for this

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>> No.15390468

Die monster, you don't belong in this world.

>> No.15390483

made me suddenly remember i used to eat beef tongue often enough for a couple of years, but this looks fucking disgusting to me now

>> No.15390494


fart cake

>> No.15390507

bet he gets off on it
the man's a menace

>> No.15390514

You're just retarded thinking he was a literal nazi like you

>> No.15390546

What drives someone to post disgustingly offensive garbage on a food forum? Unendingly. For years.
How do mods have the autism to continue trying to destroy free communication in such a passive aggressive way?

>> No.15390713

Do americans really do this?

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or maybe you're so retarded you don't get an obvious joke

>> No.15390746

>deutsche 'Rezepte'
Niemand will diesen Scheiss sehen. Kulinarisch sowie kulturell durchgefallenes Land. Größtes Mistland auf der ganzen Erde

>> No.15390788

There is no joke kek

>> No.15390873

Based Hal.

>> No.15390880

Its from a german tv show

>> No.15390907
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What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

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>> No.15390976


Stop coping by saying she is german.
This is a german show about an American living in an Army base in west germany so let me just blurt this out right now:

>do Americans really?

>> No.15391005

Fucking Americans even made it onto German TV. wtf

>> No.15391012

i'd rather not die of carbon monoxide poisoning, thanks

>> No.15391034

These are really good if you fill the dates with a strong cheese, like blue cheese. It's a salty, savoury, sweet morsel. Wouldn't bother rolling it in parmesan like that.

>> No.15391093

As shown, a diet consisting purely of raw onions, raw meat and soy sauce raises your test to unimaginable levels.

>> No.15391292

look, the companies have to resort to humiliate themselves by trying to get turned into a fucking meme!

>> No.15391313
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You're going to die of something eventually.
Carbon monoxide isn't the worst way to go.

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>> No.15391399

She speaks German so you're wrong

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>> No.15391709

Do Americans really appear on German TV shows just to act like fat pigs?

>> No.15391731

She probably lived a long time in Germany, just a sign of respect for the country she is in.

>> No.15391740

While rare, it is not unheard of for an American to speak more than one language.

>> No.15391762

That's not spanish

>> No.15391792

Pork and fruit actually go together well. For example: porkchope and apple sauce.

>> No.15391813

They're just All Dressed chips with MSG thrown in

>> No.15391818

I clicked because I thought it's some kind of a device to make donought/beigel-like holes in meatballs.

>> No.15391821


Stop lying shitstain.

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Sounds like an American singing ifn you ask me

>> No.15391843

That is the dubbed version from german tv. You can clearly see she is american

>> No.15392009

I'm gonna get this drunk tonight

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Aber mett mitt brot ist lecker. Ich hatte gerne Mettbrochen mitt Kartoffeln. Mein lieblings *sabbert* machen *atmet wie ein Hund *

>> No.15392245

I bet she gives a good head

>> No.15392299
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>What drives someone to post disgustingly offensive garbage on a food forum? Unendingly. For years.

So... you probably remember this one; then.

>> No.15392340

The fuck did I watch

>> No.15392383

Aren't you supposed to bake/roast pigs in blankets? not fucking deep fry them they didnt even look cooked properly

>> No.15392386

It looks ungodly

>> No.15392410

American cheese is almost as good as superglue

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what the fuck is this shit bro? what the fuck?!

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its euro
still a good price

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>> No.15392532

Currywurst is very popular but the best part are beer prices. Beer is very affordable and you can drink it in public without incident.

In southern German you don't get Currywurst as much but you get bavarian style beers and can order a whole liter at a time for reasonable price.

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>feta de soya


>> No.15392636

Actually there is nothing wrong with what she does from a medical standpoint. I am sorry you live in 3rd world country and you cant enjoy Mett. Sieg Heil.

>> No.15392655
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Well, THAT's what I call proper keto portion size.

>> No.15392662

Do city slickers really?

>> No.15392680

these two webs allways crack me up
why is so hilarious?

>> No.15392937

>"It was huge, I tell ya. YUGE, the cum crust we found under a pillow. Very disrepectful"

>> No.15392967

did they make these just for the pun - tako taco?

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>> No.15393106

i'm american and i still kek'd

>> No.15393122

how much does a liter of beer cost there?

>> No.15393198

Cheaper ends 5 euro. More expensive is 10 to 12 euro in tourist traps

>> No.15393249

more like 60 cent if you buy the cheapest brand at lidl

>> No.15393549
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>> No.15393570

lamo what is this shitty graphic based on. You can get a pint here in GErmany for like 30 cents at aldi. 2€ at a cheap bar.

>> No.15393944

The most disgusting part of that webm is actually the maggi seasoning, I was on board with everything else

>> No.15393965

Probably based on typical bar prices. There's no way an average pint of beer from the supermarket is $7.52 in the U.S. A can of low grade swill is like $0.65 if you buy a 30 pack

>> No.15394135

That’s a new version of Devils on Horseback.

The original has sautéed chicken liver that is stuffed inside a pitted prune, then wrapped in bacon and grilled or backed.

And there’s also Angels on Horseback, which is made with smoked ouster instead of the liver.

But I guess most people dislike both prunes and chicken liver, so the modern versions change them.

Personally, I think dates are far too sweet for this hors d’oeuvre.

>> No.15394198

Yeah, but at the bar you're not getting large (groß Bier) for that. Regular beer is like 2 euro

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Shit, my original thread is ded. Here's some reposts.

>> No.15394330

Oh Mann, vermisse ich Deutschland :(

>> No.15394407

The greatest sitcom of all time.

>> No.15394414
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I bet you don't eat tripe either you fucking pansy.

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>> No.15394446

>$25 worth of energy (Electricity, Coals etc)
Have you ever bought charcoal or paid an electric bill in your life?

>> No.15394451

lmao now thats the Ja/ck/ i came for

>> No.15394468

Why was everybody kung-fu fighting?

>> No.15394477

monkey trouble one is fucking excellent

>> No.15394479

now thats some american kino, finally

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>> No.15395052

Just wanted to say how I like the irony of putting beef tartare right after a tofu burger

>> No.15395088

What the fuck are you doing there, boss?

>> No.15395144

He stopped feeding it

>> No.15395215

Yeah I can buy one for 2 euro in Stockholm.

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>> No.15395482

What a retard.

>> No.15395528

I wasn't talking about pork chops though.

If you'd pry your head out of your ass, you'd understand that I wasn't saying pork can't pair with sweet things, just that dates and bacon don't go together. Prosciutto would pair well with them, though.

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>> No.15395564

Only if you et out. Buying the beer at the supermarket costs like 25Cent upwards for half a Litr, which is the common size.

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>> No.15395652

Is he genuinely autistic?

>> No.15395655

are you? that's clearly down's syndrome

>> No.15395780

no meme has anyone tried this? I've got an extra can of chicpeas lying around and I'd definitely try this out

>> No.15395806
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The green kitchen was jack golden age

>> No.15395839

I think those are brats.

>> No.15395860

>salt and pepper to taste
>doesn't taste it

>> No.15395906

This guy is happier and will have a happier life than 90% of the sad angry faggots reading this thread ever will be

>> No.15395949
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Never heard of FIRE?

>> No.15395977

Thats just breakfast

>> No.15395979

Also that looks German

>> No.15395982

>OMG a LITERAL nazi!

>> No.15396154

Another forced meme from /wsg/.

>> No.15396168

Would it still be good if I baked that?

>> No.15396169

that looks very rich but delicious

>> No.15396267

Wonder if it actually holds up

>> No.15396271

Thanks anon I needed that laugh

>> No.15396402

Why are dudes giving him shit? He nailed it

>> No.15396538

China needs to be dealt with

>> No.15396591
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>the only one who says it would be worth going back to prison to get those chips is the black one

>> No.15396599

A lot of people like to drink at beer gardens.

When I drink I usually just drink cheap Rotbier around our fire pit and have some schnapps.

>> No.15396748

good dogo!!

>> No.15396754

All the food is german and no one dyes their hair like that in the us. Shes also speaking german

>> No.15396764

More euros look at the cream and whipped cream

>> No.15396776

Nice enough recipe but shit technique, use Italian method with adding pasta water to the hot pan along with the pasta and a little more oil. Don't just toss it with cold overcooked spaghetti, it looks dry as fuck because of that.

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Listen here you lil shit

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the winter cup is in 2 eeks and /ck/ will play just so you are warned

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>> No.15396937

says a lot when you have to be literally retarded to be happy in this world

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>> No.15397090

I know I'm supposed to rage at the gay pizza with a fork webm but this one triggers me much more, god I hate w*men

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>> No.15397103

I hope she ate all the crap they serve her, if not what a waste
but also after eating that much avocado i would be sick of it for a year
>that avocado "burger"

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>> No.15397109

grilling into the 5th dimension

>> No.15397110

the cat they were cooking ran as fast as lightning

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so ethinc, very exotic ain't it?

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>> No.15397258

that's what hood vents are for retards
i have a few boxes of this charcoal (it's thai fruit wood charcoal) and it provides a very long and consistent burn, though doesn't put out a lot of heat. never tried using it inside, and i always pair it with hardwood lump charcoal

>> No.15397300

octopus is a good and would make for a good taco, but i feel like just putting the whole tentacle in there is a bit unwieldy

>> No.15397322

you can even buy a pint of craft beer at the supermarket for $1 or so in the states, so i'm assuming what you say is true
also, alcohol prices are not consistent across the country
i can get a 12 pack of high life bottles for $8 in michigan from krogers

>> No.15397324

It looks so dry and tasteless.

>> No.15397345

Why are westerners always butchering tofu
just fucking eat it you cunts, stop trying to fuck with it into something it's not

>> No.15397353

i can't believe they managed to turn surly eggfort man into a player
this level of character creation blows bethesda out of the water

>> No.15397357

Most fats don't do much cooking at all.

>> No.15397389

How do I get this wasted? I want to try it, but even after drinking like half a bottle of vodka in a 3 hour sitting I still didn't get this drunk.

>> No.15397419

>3 hours of gas and a tray of charcoal costs $25
hmm okay bud

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>> No.15397495

Drink the bottle of vodka in a 1 hour sitting

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>> No.15397566

>all those delicious runny yolks breaking and cooking to hardness
My heart

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>> No.15398046

>Why are westerners always butchering tofu
No one, and I mean no one, likes tofu.

>> No.15398057

God i wish goat cheese was more common

>> No.15398091

Other than restaurants trying to fool customers, I have no problem with this.

>> No.15398100

I'm convinced they do stuff like that to fuck with Western reporters.

>> No.15398107

Based roastie

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>those giant hands

>> No.15398122

>half a kilo of salt for some fucking eggs

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>> No.15398257

Then who was hand?

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>> No.15398412

those greeks sure are crafty

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>> No.15398561

So this is what Santa does the rest of the year...

>> No.15398673

god is dead

>> No.15398772

Remember when they used to have these things for humans at malls? I always watched to see if they threw up when they got off the ride.

>> No.15398781

some of you are okay, don't do that shit indoors guys.

>> No.15398795

at my job in the university i had to get pig stomachs for an institute and they performed mechanical tests on them. could not eat this. one part of the job was cleaning them under water to wash out the acid. some pigs were fed before they got slaughtered apparently, so the stomachs were full with undigested pig food. the smell is like corn flakes.

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>> No.15398858

Keep telling yourself that people that never invented the wheel are so very clever.

>> No.15398937

It's a pretty straightforward curry.

>> No.15399062

This seems exploitative. Like how there are restrictions on brand labels for MREs now.

>> No.15399125

They're lovely hors d'oeuvres but no one should ever use the word "fabricate" when describing cooking.

>> No.15399130

Do you ever shut the fuck up rust?

>> No.15399162

this seems so extra, why not just chop up the onions and add them to the cake mix, form into balls, and then fry them in the buter, same effect, but not as ugly looking

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>> No.15399179

so beef stroganoff casserole, got it

>> No.15399230

Beef tongue is delicious, but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't come out well cooked in steak rounds. I love it thinly sliced and sauteed in butter.

>> No.15399252

Did this with Spam once.
How? Over a double boiler?

>> No.15399283

how did he make it to the convenience store?

>> No.15399298

i was frustrated when she turned down the hotdog. what an ungrateful bitch, she would make a poor wife.

>> No.15399336

>clean energy
>burning combustibles
oh the fucking irony

>> No.15399341

I call them sunny cakes. I take slices of spam and dip them in pancake sauce before frying. The sunny part is an egg sunny side up that I serve on top.

>> No.15399351

>pancake sauce
Fuck my brain is dying here. Pancake batter.

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what on gods green fucking earth is this HOLY SHIT STOP FUCKING STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>Saudi Arabia

>> No.15400044

good in tacos, not so much like this.

>> No.15400386

Lmao "wouldn't mind going back to prison for these"

>> No.15400459

>I wouldn't get arrested to have these chips, but if I got arrested, I'd be psyched about getting the chips
Statements you can feel.

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