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My mouth: exists
Breakfast: it's free real estate

>> No.15385973

Kill yourself retard

>> No.15386062 [DELETED] 

How much of a faggot do you have to be to regurgitate this meme shit. Get raped nigger.

>> No.15386071

>>15385804
Your breakfast: exists
Me: why is your egg so small

>> No.15386072

lame post.

>> No.15386083

>>15385804
hella frickin epic brah

>> No.15386886

>>15385804
why does that egg look like a fatty tumor?

>> No.15386915

>>15385804
Kek

>> No.15386923
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15386923

>>15385804
Op's Mouth: Exists
My cock: it's free real estate
Kys pls

>> No.15386930

>>15385973
>Kill yourself
Filtered

>> No.15386948
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15386948

>>15385804
I only eat once a day so every meal is Breakfast

>> No.15386955

>>15385804
Only one egg? that's weaksauce brah

>> No.15386963

>>15385804
this board: exists
OP spamming already lame twitter memes in a (presumably) deliberately unfunny way: it's free real estate

>> No.15386975

the most reddit thread on this whole website right now

>> No.15386979

>>15386930
locked.

>> No.15386982
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15386982

Fucking GAY ASS PUSSY BITCH BOY ZOOMER BITCH!

>> No.15386991

>>15385804
BRB posting this epic memerino to HECKING /r/4chan

Keyed!

>> No.15387007

>>15386979
Word.

>> No.15387008

>>15386982
>ywn throat fuck Haruhi to death after painstakingly removing her teeth with a pair of pliers and feel her powerless mouth impotently gum your shaft with increasing intensity until it slows, slows, and eventually stops completely as she succumbs to suffocating on your turgid member and you ejaculate harder than ever before when the sight of the light draining from her bleary, tear-soaked eyes drives you towards an indescribable climax
Why even live bros?

>> No.15387014

>>15385804
How can people eat such heavy things like bacon and sausage in the morning?

>> No.15387040

>>15387014
Get drunk the night before :^)

>> No.15387048

>>15387014
have at least one of the 3
>ffmi over 20
>testosterone over 400 ng/dl
>more than 20 minutes of physical activity a day

>> No.15387497

>>15387048
>>15387040
Bacon'd and sausagepilled

>> No.15387504

at least theres no avocados

>> No.15387514

>>15387014
>t. midnight snacker