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if you lived near this pizza place, what would you order?

>> No.15370896
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15370896

>>15370854
any pizzeria that doesn't offer garlic knots is not a real pizzeria

>> No.15370907

Any time I try a new pizzeria, I do a test.
I get a basic ass cheese pizza and basic ass mild wings.
My reasoning is that if they can't even get the basics correct, they'll definitely fuck up on the extras.

>> No.15370909

NACHOS

>> No.15370917

>>15370854
an order of mango habanero wings and some garlic cheese bread

>> No.15370921

>>15370854
>go to pizzeria
>order nachos and Texas BBQ sandwich

>> No.15370933

>>15370854
I would ask about their specialty pizzas

>> No.15370935

>>15370854
A Calzone with cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, and onions, and jalapenos.
OR
A Whole Brown Stromboli

>> No.15370957

>>15370854
Starter: King Wings with Buffalo sauce
then either
Pizza with Ham, Mushroom, Black Olives and extra Cheese
OR
Pizza with Spicy Italian Sausage, Jalapenos, Onions, Banana Peppers and extra Cheese

>> No.15370964

I'd just door dash Dominos instead

>> No.15371005

>>15370854
I think I'd like to try the habanero wings, a submarine sandwich, and a deluxe with pepperoni, spicy italian, onions, mushrooms, and jalapenos.

>> No.15371030

Ham, pepperoni, mushroom, black olive, onion calzone.

>> No.15371128

>>15370854
A BBQ pizza and an order of the mango habanero wings.
Around where I live they only usually offer BBQ chicken pizza, never see it with sausage but it sounds good.

>> No.15371156
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>>15370854
For me, it's the 16 inch cheese with extra cheese

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>>15370921
absolutely devilish

>> No.15371169

>>15370854
>"Yes I don't like anything on your menu. Make me a pizza with ground beef, lettuce tomatos and broken nacho chips and put the cheese sauce on top of it thanks"

>> No.15371188

>>15370854
16" Deluxe with Pep, Spicy Italian, Onions, Green Pepper and Mushrooms.

>> No.15371218

>>15370896
>any pizzeria that doesn't offer garlic knots is not a real pizzeria
This.

OP, that's a sorry looking menu. Shredded lettuce salads? Oh, no, I don't think so. BBQ across the menu. Wings that are baked. WTFNO
I think I'd go for a stromboli and cheesy garlic bread for safety's sake, or else a simple pizza of mushroom-onion, but I'd probably go somewhere else entirely. Someone there likes BBQ sauce too much, and they're crumbling the pepperoni like a cheap cafeteria in elementary. Why is there an egg warning on the pizza dough? Seriously? You already known it sucks.

>> No.15371228

>>15370854
Cheese pizza

>> No.15371296

>>15370854
Hello datamining-kun

Consider offering the option for sliced pepperoni as well as ground.

My order would be:

14 inch pizza with Pepperoni, black olives and onions.

I think it's pretty shit that you charge a fixed amount for cheese pizza and I'd have to pay an extra 6.75 to get my desired toppings on it, and no, Deluxe is not an option because I don't want 2 meats and 3 veggies, consider adding a universal price for cheese, 1, 2 and 3 ingredients. Not all of us a greasy pieces of shit who like our already overpriced pizza with extra toppings that we don't want.

Hope this helps!

>> No.15371325

>>15370854
Wouldn't it be cheaper to order two 10 inc cheese pizzas instead of a 16 inch one? You pay 1 dollar less for four more inches of cheese pizza? Or do I get something wrong?

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>>15370854
Why does the crust contain egg?

>> No.15371342

fuck now i want takeout

>> No.15372029

>>15370907
This.

Cheese pizza tells you all you need to know about the sauce, crust and cheese blend. If it's good, next time I'd get one with the spicy italian sausage.

>> No.15372063

>>15370854
can i get, uh, one sixteen inch additional-toppings-each and some breadsticks?

>> No.15372067

>>15370896
garlic knots is your yardstick. leave. never come back.

>> No.15372068

>>15371325
surface area goes by the square of the radius. So 1 16 inch is still 28% more pizza than 2 10 inch.

>> No.15372084

>>15370854
>all of our pizza crust contains s o y ingredients
jokes aside, what ingredients could they mean? they've already got milk in there

>> No.15372095

>>15372084
It's the egg on the crust that weirds me out.

>> No.15372098

>>15370854
>crust contains wheat, milk, egg, oil, and soy ingredients

I'll find another pizza place

>> No.15372149

I wouldn't order a damn thing from that shithole. You can tell it's run by immigrants who don't know a damn thing about american food.

>> No.15372158

>>15370854
If I lived near there I'd have to kill myself, so I wouldn't live near there in the first place so piss the fuck off.

>> No.15372164

Why in heck would I want to live near there?

>> No.15372183

>>15370854
>finely ground pepperoni

What the fuck?

>> No.15372184

>>15371342
It's pretty cold out so best to get pickup.

>> No.15372191

Them cox them cox in London.

>> No.15372200

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>> No.15372203

>>15372183
Who the heck knows, it's holiday season.

>> No.15372205

>>15371342
Oops I meant delivery.

>> No.15372214

Sometimes it's better to pay a few extra bucks when it's below freezing out and there's snow drifts and ice sheets all over.

>> No.15372215

>>15370854
Green pepper doesn’t belong on pizza

>> No.15372221

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>> No.15372225

>>15372215
Red pepper does

>> No.15372235

>>15370854
Large pizza, no sauce, garlic oil, spicy Italian sausage, onions.

>> No.15372245

>>15372235
From some chain or even a local joint that cost ya $50, I prefer a tombstone that's like $5 and I can add my own toppings.

>> No.15372250

I prefer to not be ripped off like a sucker.

>> No.15372277

>>15370854
I'd only order if the people running it own only one pizzeria and are a husband and wife in their mid-50s speaking limited English that have been in business for more than 20+ years. I'd need to see their specialty pizzas before I decide.

>> No.15372293

>>15372225
Red pepper flakes? Most certainly

>> No.15372405

>>15372245
Tombstone's crust is too thick for my frozen pizza tastes, Jack's is god tier.

>> No.15372440

>>15372215
top pleb

>> No.15372597

>>15372405
I'll check out Jacks next time, I've never seen that in NY before but then I've never looked.

>> No.15372600

>>15372405
It could be regional, that's why I've never seen it before.

>> No.15372646

Pizza King express in whiteland, IN.