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NUTS AND GUTS AND SLABS OF HUMAN MEAT MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.15367382

>>15367364
Carl....

>> No.15367383

>>15367364
This was a viral marketing stunt for RE5.

>> No.15367385

>>15367364
Nice but how do you cook human hands?

>> No.15367394
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>>15367385
grilled, baked, whatever. get the bones crispy ling chicken wing tips so you can crunch them.

>> No.15367620

>>15367364
>>15367394
silly amateurs the hands are only good for stock

>> No.15367633

So why eating human bad?
Like why does it even make you sick?, I am sure we ate each other when we were still fighting woth neanderthals

>> No.15367641

>>15367633
Significantly lower genetic distance than eating other animals means diseases are more communicable and prion/protein disorders are at an exponentially higher risk. Cannibalistic societies are notoriously rife with disease.

>> No.15367656

>>15367633
eating brain gives you kuru (if you happen to be in the wrong place), or prions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease#Transmission
Oh, apparently HGH can give it to you.
As for other parts, I think the kidneys are concentrated with the things most toxic to us, so avoid those.
Not sure about the rest.

>> No.15367664

>>15367656
>As for other parts, I think the kidneys are concentrated with the things most toxic to us, so avoid those.
Kidneys, liver, etc. When it comes to animals high up in the food chain, biomagnification is a big issue. Eating animals that don't eat other animals is the safer choice.

>> No.15367704

>>15367664
>Eating animals that don't eat other animals is the safer choice.
So eating something like a wolf is bad too?

>> No.15367734

>>15367656
So better eat a leg or ass

>> No.15367746

>>15367704
It's not as great. Top tier predators are notorious unsafe to eat.

>> No.15368229

>>15367633
well, herbivores taste good; while us omnivores eat meat and taste bad.

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>>15367364
NOW EAT

CAUSE DADDY'S WORKING HARD FOR YOU, RILLA

KILLAS RUN AROUND EVERYDAY FOR YOU, NIGGA

NOW EAT

>> No.15369845

>>15368312
?

>> No.15369862

Based brotha lynch hung thread
Baby nuts and guts mutherfukker

>> No.15369874

>>15367364
Human fingers actually have zero muscle. It's all tendons and ligaments and whatnot. I get the shtick, but the inaccuracy of it kinda spills it for me.

>> No.15370874

>>15368229
Pigs taste delicious though. It's carnivores that taste bad.

>> No.15370883

>>15367364
Bring home daddy
David Bowie

>> No.15370888 [DELETED] 

fuck niggers

>> No.15370895 [DELETED] 

>>15370888
Trips to kill nigs

>> No.15370908

>>15369874
Get them in wendys buckets then good times were had by all

>> No.15370941

>>15367364
Nigga, what? You ain't even seen me in my prime
Eatin' baby brains, baby veins, baby spines
I know they be cryin' when I'm cuttin' off they neck
I'm peelin' off they skin for some bacon-fried croquettes

>> No.15370978 [DELETED] 

>>15367364
I’ll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches

got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters

sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don’t give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fucking parslet to me

the sun don’t set bitch i just get hungry at dusk

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>>15370978
I got your goat you sick fuck!

>> No.15371815

>>15370874
Pigs don't (frequently) eat other pigs. That said, watching a sow eat its young really fucks with your perception of animal intelligence.

>> No.15371840

>>15370978
Baste schizo.