Why can't British people use utensils correctly?

[Anonymous No.15366817]

The fork is LITERALLY shaped so that you use the CURVED side to PICK UP food with it.

I do know how to dine continental, but it is incredibly stupid and nonsensical.

[Anonymous No.15366853]

it's much easier to use if your meal requires consistent cutting though.

[Anonymous No.15366862]

do you also breathe with your mouth open?

[Anonymous No.15366929]

>>15366817
>pick up food with a fork
It has tines for stabbing retard, use a spoon for scooping.

[Anonymous No.15367007]

>>15366817
It's worth noting that when the fork originated in ye olde Europe, it didn't have that curve, or the spoon like solid base behind the tines.

Continental style use of the fork is basically about replicating the manner of eating in late-Renaissance era royal courts.

[Anonymous No.15367016]

>>15366929
>use a spoon for scooping.
So what if you have swiss steak and mashed potatoes? You're suppose to switch utensils rather than just switching hands?

[Anonymous No.15367022]

>>15367016
You put the mash on your cut piece of meat.

[Anonymous No.15367023]

>>15366817
why can't english women use make up correctly?

[Anonymous No.15367028]

>utensil autism
Further proof that chopsticks are the superior tool.

[Anonymous No.15367052]

>>15367028
People who get their food already cut, like children, can't participate in this discussion.

[Anonymous No.15367059]

>>15367022
that's using your food as a utensil. fuck that.

[Anonymous No.15367128]

>>15367052
>he doesn't use a knife and chopsticks

[Anonymous No.15367160]

>>15367059
Welcome to fine dining. True culture.

[Anonymous No.15367162]

>>15367160
Sorry I don't dine a la russkie.

[Anonymous No.15367167]

why is england such a goddamn fucking shithole and why are the english such untermenschen?

[Anonymous No.15367204]

>>15367167
All the men died in wars or left to the colonies

[Anonymous No.15367285]

>>15367022
>eat all your meat
>still have two bites of mash
FFUUUUUUU!!!

[Anonymous No.15367507]

>>15367028
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[Anonymous No.15367513]

>>15367285
The truly culinarily cultured, will make sure that every bite has the correct proportions of all items on the plate, so at the end there is nothing left.

[Anonymous No.15367866]

>>15366817
>holding it like that
that's like a four finger grip on a pencil, wtf
upside down sure, left hand sure, but what the fug

[Anonymous No.15367904]

>>15367507
As if that's ever worked. Go back to finding newer ways to add calorie to hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.15367910]

>>15366817
Those brits are savages and like stabbing stuff.

[Anonymous No.15368002]

>>15367910
That's what the fork part is for.
If you are just scooping, you may as well use a spoon.

[Anonymous No.15368110]

Thailand seems to like the spoon and fork combo. Thai gf always serves food with spoon and forks and I'm never sure how to use the two together.

[Anonymous No.15368121]

>>15366817
No. The curve is to provide a better stabbing angle.
It's either continental or you're a savage mutt

[Anonymous No.15368134]

>>15368110
You use the fork to scoop food onto the spoon. Pretty common in a lot of SE Asia.

[Anonymous No.15368142]

>continental
>brits

What?

[Anonymous No.15368167]

Wait, do americans really use forks as food-shovels rather than using the tines to spear pieces?

[Anonymous No.15368188]

>>15368110
I've seen that with spaghoot bit never with rice.

[Anonymous No.15368190]

>>15368167
It's an interesting thread.

[Anonymous No.15368232]

>>15368167
no we just use our hands

[Anonymous No.15368276]

>>15367023
They're too busy learning from the drag queens and trannies that are trying to reclaim Britain and turn it into the United Queerdom

[Anonymous No.15368281]

>>15368167
When orangutans are more successful at using tools than Americants

[Anonymous No.15368308]

>>15368167
We are too lazy to switch utensils except at fancy restaurants.

[Anonymous No.15368317]

>>15366817
>called continental style
>HURRRR WHY CAN'T THE BRITS EAT RIGHT

[HolyRoller !!ZZkqFjixUiH No.15369237]

>>15366817

Use tines to stab, hold in place. Use knife to push vegetables onto meat so it resting on top. Eat. Sinple really. High culture. U wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.15369275]

>>15367022
>>15369237
Does anyone have pics of the twitter britbong that smashes her food? I need visual experience to understand bong high culture. I thought she just had a disability, but apparently it's what they teach at miss manners classes.

[Anonymous No.15369326]

>>15369237
>U wouldn't understand.
Are you illiterate, and therefore, unable to read my post?

[Anonymous No.15369332]

>>15367007
>well-informed post that cuts to the truth of the matter
Anon, this thread is clearly about bongrels and muttmericans screeching at eachother.

[Anonymous No.15369765]

>>15367128
>he cant cut with chopsticks

[Anonymous No.15369805]

>>15367507
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[Anonymous No.15369812]

>>15369805
>all of those
Absolutely keyed

[Anonymous No.15369979]

>>15366817
I really hope you don't unironically scoop up potatoes with a fork instead of piercing them to pick them up.

[Anonymous No.15369994]

>>15369765
This thread is getting hardcore. Next people will be eating bone-in ribs with one chopstick.

[Anonymous No.15370053]

>>15369805
The big difference is that the US government doesn't give a shit unlike the chinks

[Anonymous No.15370686]

>>15370053
>as everyone and their fucking grandma who questions the legitimacy of the government is getting deplatformed in real time

lol

[Anonymous No.15371955]

>>15370686
no guarantees of a "platform" in the constitution.
Don't need a platform to spout your bullshit.
Speak away freely, anon.

[Anonymous No.15371965]

Doesn't everyone hold their fork like this?

[Anonymous No.15371978]

>>15371965
yes, if you want to shovel your nightly sloppa into your gullet like a pig

[Anonymous No.15371985]

>>15371978
Oh. So I see you are an asshole.

[Anonymous No.15371986]

>>15371955
I take it you'd have no problem with a chinese style net censorship program?
After all, the internet is just a platform, you have no rights to use it. You can still say what you like in person.

[Anonymous No.15372005]

>>15366817
>Why can't British people use utensils correctly?
because 1/3 of the utensils world are literally banned in their country

[Anonymous No.15372021]

>>15369812
based*

[Anonymous No.15372054]

>>15372005

[Anonymous No.15372058]

[Anonymous No.15372069]

>>15366817
I'm American and I've always used my utensils this way.

[Anonymous No.15372097]

>>15366817
wait you can't be serious, they're actually putting stuff on the convex side of the fork?

[Anonymous No.15372113]

>>15372097
No.

[Anonymous No.15372152]

>>15372113
bruh
>Once a bite-sized piece of food has been cut, it is speared and conducted to the mouth by the left hand. For other items, such as potatoes, vegetables or rice, the blade of the knife is used to assist or guide placement of the food on the back of the fork.

[Anonymous No.15372174]

>>15371978
I just need the food to go in my mouth, dude. I'm not trying to impress anybody with my fucking fork technique.

[Anonymous No.15372182]

>>15366817
>The fork is LITERALLY shaped so that you use the CURVED side to PICK UP food with it.
Imagine being this crass and vulgar.

[Anonymous No.15372216]

>>15372152
Brits are savages.

[Anonymous No.15372233]

What hand do you hold your fork and knife with? Im right handed, but I usually hold my fork in the right hand, and use the left for cutting.

[Anonymous No.15372265]

[Anonymous No.15372268]

>>15372182
Imagine being this soy

[Anonymous No.15372273]

>>15372265
>how to eat like a cereal killer
ftfy

[Anonymous No.15372346]

>>15372268
Amerilards are no better than farm animals.

[Anonymous No.15372379]

>>15372265
oh shit, I was perfectly ready to hate on the british until I saw this
I do this only when I have a knife
I do this >>15371965 otherwise

[Anonymous No.15372391]

>>15366817
do britcucks really do this??

[Anonymous No.15372491]

>>15372113
>>15372265
yeah that's how literally everyone uses a fork and knife to cut things

[Anonymous No.15372669]

>>15372058
Indeed. Cheers to things that last forever; titanium sporks, good knives, iron cups, and my lust for whiskey.
>>15372273
>cereal killer
I didn't think he was a strangler. Though it is nice to hear that snap, crackle, and pop.

[Anonymous No.15374068]

>>15371955
youre a genuine RETARD. and support literal censorship. you are fucking BRAIN DEAD.

[Anonymous No.15374101]

>>15372265
Sure when you're cutting something but you ought to rotate the fork around by the time it's going in your mouth to line up the prongs straight with your mouth

[Anonymous No.15374114]

If you are scooping food with your fork you are literally a toddler.

[Anonymous No.15374128]

>>15366817
some restaurant I frequent always gives me nothing but a fork with soup

like nigga do you expect me to eat it a fork