/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15360809]

How would you transform this into a nutritious, delicious and hearty meal?

[Anonymous No.15360825]

Chicken broth, seaweed, 9min boiled egg, pepper, assorted veggies

[Anonymous No.15360831]

3 eggs and a can of deenz in water

[Anonymous No.15360860]

>>15360831
>in water

[Anonymous No.15360923]

>>15360809

[Anonymous No.15360947]

>>15360809
remove skin from chicken thighs and place in over for 450 degrees for 45 minutes
>prepare chicken thigh with salt, freshly cracked black pepper, garlic powder
>bake chicken thigh in second oven
>bring chicken stock to boil, add flavor packet, and additional rosemary and thyme
>drop in noodles
>cook for only one minute and fifteen seconds, despite bag instructions to cook for two minutes
>remove noodles and reserve
>add butter and tarragon to stock and allow to simmer
>deglaze with white wine and reduce 50%
>plate noodles to one side of plate, and top with crispy chicken rings
>plate sliced chicken thigh to other side of plate
>drizzle chicken slices with butter-tarragon pan sauce

[Anonymous No.15361028]

>>15360923
Someone really needs to edit out the racist picture in this image.

[Anonymous No.15361035]

>>15360809
take out the flavor packet and throw it away. eat the noodles raw

[Anonymous No.15361071]

>>15361028
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

[Anonymous No.15361072]

>>15361028
Just shut the fuck up. Please

[Anonymous No.15361102]

>>15360809
add broccoli and cauliflower

[Anonymous No.15361107]

>>15360947
might as well be using higher end noodles or pastas if you're going this far with it lol

[Anonymous No.15361127]

>>15361028
I know that you're obviously just trolling here, but I thought the exact same thing when I opened that. And it's not just because it's racist on the surface like that - it's actually a really good quality pic but quite off putting to the majority of non edge lords that post here. Not every "meme" on here needs to have a cringe edgy edit to show that it was made by le epic 4channer, like some sort of stamp.

[Anonymous No.15361136]

>>15360809
Add some spinach as well, that way you'll become strong, like Popeye.

[Anonymous No.15361145]

>>15361127
Your white nationalist ideology got people killed a few days ago. Be silent or I'll have you investigated for hate.

[Anonymous No.15361163]

>>15361145
How about some sex crimes?
1984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcTP7YWPayU
Eurythmics "Sex Crime" 1984

[Anonymous No.15361167]

>>15361145
Big Brother doesn't love you anymore.

[Anonymous No.15361177]

>>15360809
replace flavor packet with Better Than Bouillon
add green onion
add shoyu tamago

[Anonymous No.15361178]

>>15361145
hehe
well memed, good sir ;^)
*raises glass*
touche!

[Anonymous No.15361188]

>>15361145
Gottem!

[Anonymous No.15361197]

>>15361127
That picture is not racist at all. Calm down, chang.

[Anonymous No.15361200]

>>15361177
These are better than that better than booolion shit. Simple goya stuff.

[Anonymous No.15361229]

>>15361028
if anything it needs more racism

[Anonymous No.15361341]

Firstly, if you're not using less water overall to concentrate the flavors, you're gay and should be confined to a state in the midwest until you repent
>needs vitamins
handfuls of baby spinach at the end of boiling, it'll wilt the spinach
>less sodium
drain out the broth after cooking the noodles and spinach
>bit o' protein and fat
a single egg, cooked by the residual heat of the noodles and spinach
>spicy option
throw some chili chow oil on there

and now, variants

>chili lime
use the chili flavored top ramen, drain most of the broth, squeeze a lime on top. The tang on top of the salt and spice makes it interesting enough to justify only spending 50 cents on dinner.

>patrician tier
OdongTong Myon ramen, combined with other Korean sensibilities for a top tier bachelor chow. Only for smart people with large cocks.
>2+ packs at a time only, manlets and other low metabolism peasants not allowed
>spice and kelp square in water
>add lil' smokies
>bring to boil
>add noodles
>boil until noodles are disconnected but not completely cooked through
>drain 3/4 broth
>add generous handfuls of baby spinach
>add 1 egg per packet and vigorously stir to color the broth and wilt the spinach
>add veg packet as topper, the seaweed and other bits are absorbent enough to where they will immediately hydrate and act as an aesthetic garnish
>top with sesame oil, black sesame seeds, green onion to heart's content
>enjoy Premium Bachelor Chow, courtesy of korean americans
>japs go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.15361380]

>>15361341
>use less water to concentrate the flavours
>drain the broth
fucking hell anon neck yourself

[Anonymous No.15361393]

>>15361028
>it's racist to see an Asian person at the wong time

[Anonymous No.15361471]

>>15361028

[Anonymous No.15361592]

>>15361380
concentrate the broth so the noodles get flavored by it more, then drain the excess so that you're not getting baseless sodium. Max your flavor and your health. Dunce.

[Anonymous No.15361804]

>>15361229
So anyone that doesn't agree with your sorry shit asshole is an -ist, or -ism? You're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.15361933]

>>15360923
Based, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.15362642]

>>15361229
Truth is stanger than fiction. If you can't deal with truth then get the fuck outta Dodge.

[Anonymous No.15362657]

>>15361127
So what it comes down to is that anyone that disagrees with you is racist? Piss off nigger bitch, take that and stuff it.

[Anonymous No.15362670]

So you have noodles---and that salt/seasoning packet. Half the noodles.
Toss packet. Sautee fresh ginger, mushrooms and spinach.

Add chicken bone broth. Make soup, toss sauteed veggies in.
Maybe lightly season with garlic powder and black pepper

[Anonymous No.15362943]

>>15361804
I can't even comprehend what your room temp iq brain is trying to construe is this sentence.

[Anonymous No.15362955]

>>15360809
return it, buy a 5 pack of mi goreng and crack some deenz in it.

[Anonymous No.15362959]

>>15361804
This is peak ESL.

[Anonymous No.15362968]

>>15361028
I agree. The picture needs to be even more racist.

[Anonymous No.15363599]

>>15360809
>pure carbs and sodium
>nutritious

nah man i'm good

[Anonymous No.15363622]

>>15361035
I did your wifey raw if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.15363656]

>>15360809
>Discard the soup packet
>Boil carrots and mushrooms in water, corn too if you're up for it.
>Add bouillon of choice (I prefer beef but chicken's fine, Dashi powder works good too) then Add Miso if you're into that kinda thing
>Add a splash of Soy sauce
>Add a splash of sesame oil, ginger powder/paste and/or garlic powder/paste
>Sear up meat (or leftover meat) of your choice to top with. It's not hard to braise some pork belly in some soy sauce and mirin to make an excellent topper.
>Boil an egg to garnish with, or just scramble that bitch and throw it in there fuck it
Even doing all of these things is super easy, but just taking the advice of like 3 of these instructions would yield a much better instant ramen.

[Anonymous No.15364246]

>>15361028
GET THE FUCK OUT REDDIT FAG

[Anonymous No.15364270]

>>15361028
Are you perchance referring to the image of comedian Ayumu Kato doing his signature facial expression?

[Anonymous No.15364323]

>>15361028
Honestly I agree lmao. Doesn't need to be in this...... * rapes you and cums inside *

[Anonymous No.15364339]

>>15360809
Surapa recipe desu: 1 can hormel chili and a half pound of artificially colored shredded cheese on top

[Anonymous No.15364412]

>>15361028
i hope you trip face first onto your dick and choke to death

[Anonymous No.15366299]

>>15361145
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.15366320]

>>15361028
As a BLM supporter, I couldn't agree more. I've fixed the image. Fuck all the racists replying to you.

[Anonymous No.15366787]

>>15366320
i think you posted the wrong image sweaty

[Anonymous No.15366829]

>>15360809
Just fry some pork, green onions, onions, and whatever veg you have then add the flavour packet to the pork mix while frying. Cook the noodles seperate and add in pan mix together and boom you got a filling stir fry.

[Anonymous No.15367943]

>>15360809

>Peanutbutter
>Egg
>Green onion

Wala

[Anonymous No.15367969]

just fucking throw it in the trash, it's easier to make an actual "nutritious, delicious and hearty" noodle soup than trying to salvage this garbage. arguably cheaper too, on a money per nutrient basis

[Anonymous No.15368054]

>>15360809
Endives, 2 eggs, mushrooms, minced spring onions.

Season with chili, chicken bullion and soy sauce.

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.15368149]

I used to make really bangin ramen but I tried to kill myself and dont remember it anymore. Does anyone know it?

[Anonymous No.15368800]

[Anonymous No.15368901]

> Roast chicken/meat. Properly seasoned to taste. Cut into bite sized pieces
> Carrots, cabbage, onions, maybe green bell pepper
> Grated garlic + Ginger
> Stir fry the veggies and meat
> Add noodles
> Add yakisoba sauce

Done.

[Anonymous No.15368932]

>>15360809
>>15368149
I'd go with a classic-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnIMCpevwTs

[Anonymous No.15368934]

I put it on my sandwich

[Anonymous No.15368936]

>>15360809
Instant ramen and nutritious do not belong in the same sentence. It is an oxymoron. It can be nourishing, but it will never truly be nutritious.

[Anonymous No.15368946]

>>15368934
How to turn your below average looking burger into absolute fucking sloppa, great job.

[Anonymous No.15368947]

I would literally shove it in your ass, kick your ass down to texas and tell the good ol' boys to drag your degenerate ass until you are dead you god damned piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.15368956]

I mean, fuck you. I hate you cunts with all my heart and ill make sure till my dying days your filth is never accepted.

[Anonymous No.15369032]

>>15361028
>everybody seething so hard at this

[Anonymous No.15369995]

>>15360809
Last instant ramen I had, I added smoked brisket that I smoked a few days earlier. Some sesame oil, red pepper flakes, splash of soy, grill some broccoli and carrot slices to add, green onion.

[Anonymous No.15371409]

>>15368932
I’m glad she made sure to mention not to add the bags to her sloppa I almost did

[Anonymous No.15371429]

>>15368946
Nigga that’s a chicken patty

[Anonymous No.15371449]

>>15361028
got rid of the racist image for you

[Anonymous No.15371492]

>>15360923
someone really needs to edit out the mi goren from this image. the joke to trick idiots into eating shitty ramen is getting old and stale.

[Anonymous No.15371518]

>>15371449
What's racist about this man?

[Anonymous No.15371525]

>>15368932
>cooking with a fork
I'm triggered

[Anonymous No.15371656]

>>15371518
he's Asian, so he's inherently anti-black