DEENZ thread and (sigh, I guess) other canned fish.

[Anonymous No.15355189]

[Anonymous No.15355192]

KEEP

MAKING

THESE

THREADS

[Anonymous No.15355202]

>>15355192
>1 poster
Kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.15355206]

>>15355189
>sigh, I guess
/deenz/ has always been an open community welcoming to all varieties of canned seafood.

[Anonymous No.15355207]

For me its mackerel in tomato sauce

[Anonymous No.15355208]

>>15355206
This.

[Anonymous No.15355218]

>>15355206
Only if those people admit deenz are the best.

>>15355202
Go make another run McChicken or fake meat thread you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.15355522]

STOP

MAKING

THESE

THREADS

[Anonymous No.15355530]

>>15355522
No.

[Anonymous No.15355535]

Thinkin about pulling the trigger, my dudes

[Anonymous No.15355667]

>>15355535
King Oscar has gone downhill since the Asians bought it out. Their

[Anonymous No.15355669]

>>15355535
King Oscar has gone downhill since the Asians bought it out. Their skinless and boneless “deenz” aren’t even sardines any more.

Take the Santo Amaro pill.

[Anonymous No.15355682]

>>15355535
Holy shit, that's a colossal fucking rip off. Why do you retards buy your fucking sardines from an online bookstore?

[Anonymous No.15355687]

>>15355682
The price is comparable to the cheapest I can get KO at Walmart here, which is the lowest price I've seen for it. How much does the same thing cost where you live?

[Anonymous No.15355707]

>>15355687
Up in leafland, paying more than $2 for a tin for King Oscar is highway robbery. I'd never pay a penny over $1.50 for Brunswicks either. Mind you, those are leafdollars, too.

[Anonymous No.15355714]

>>15355707
They cost a lot more in Arizona.

[Anonymous No.15355728]

>>15355714
>Arizona
This conversation is over.

[Anonymous No.15355729]

>>15355728
wow rude

[Anonymous No.15355896]

>>15355522
KEEP

BUMPING

AND

MAKING

THESE

THREADS

FOREVER

[Anonymous No.15355959]

What country sources the best deenz?

[Anonymous No.15355965]

>>15355959
Not Sweden. Never support Sweden in any way.

[Anonymous No.15355970]

why do you call it deenz

[Anonymous No.15356057]

>>15355970
why not?

[Anonymous No.15356065]

what do you like to season your fisherman's eggs with /deenz/?
fry the eggs in deen oil, plate em, fry up some minced garlic in the pan before adding the deenz, then add italian seasoning, hot paprika, and a lot of black pepper and top the eggs with em
delicious with bagels or english muffins

[Anonymous No.15356082]

>>15356065
Shredded mozza, parsley, minced garlic, turmeric, and black pepper.

[Anonymous No.15356120]

>>15356065
Truffles.

[Anonymous No.15356122]

>>15355189
Just emptied my balls into my 11 year old sister.

[Anonymous No.15356168]

deenz nuts
>>15355189
>>15355206
>>15355218
>>15355669
>>15355959
>>15355970
>>15356065

[Anonymous No.15356186]

Look how the angry vegans and McChicken shills screech when confronted by an innocent sardine. It's really something to behold.

[Anonymous No.15356211]

>>15355218
>Only if those people admit deenz are the best.
Well, yeah, they are my favorite, but some times diversity is welcome when cooking different recipes.

Ever tried making deenz with shrimp pumpkin mash? It is pretty good.

Portuguese ones are the best, anyone saying otherwise is a filthy tastelet.

[Anonymous No.15356249]

>>15356186
I enjoy sardines, but the /fit/-tier infantilism that makes faggots call them "deenz" is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15356327]

bumping those DEENZ

[Anonymous No.15356398]

had a can with lemon for the first time the other day, nice 1/3 inch slice beneath the deenz
added a much lighter flavor to the fish than i'd expected, was phemomenal on club crackers with a lot of black pepper

[Anonymous No.15356407]

>>15355970
Cuz u know what I mean

[Anonymous No.15356481]

>>15355189
I discovered the best way to eat them is just from the can. Toast and other bullshit just makes them way grosser for some other reason.

Fresh is also leagues better than canned.

[Anonymous No.15356516]

Deenz are for the homo sexes

[Anonymous No.15356520]

>>15356481
On garlic bread in a den of inequitty, trust me.

[Anonymous No.15356548]

>>15355189
>deenz
>smoked mackerel
>kippers
is this the holy trinity?

[Anonymous No.15356549]

Holy fuck lads I like anchovies but why the fuck are they so goddamn salty? How can I offset the overpowering saltiness?

[Anonymous No.15356556]

>>15356549
i never understood how to eat anchovies, they are uneatable because of how salty they are even after rinsing them

[Anonymous No.15356561]

>>15356549
>>15356556
Anchovies aren't meant to be eaten on their own the ways deenz are. They're meant to be used as a topping or an ingredient in something like a salad dressing or tomato sauce.

[Anonymous No.15356574]

>>15356549
crackers, toast, pasta
gotta get some starch or something to offset it

[Anonymous No.15356575]

>>15356122
Kinky, post pics or it didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.15356578]

>>15356516
Deenz are for everyone to enjoy.

[Anonymous No.15356580]

>>15356548
Needs smoked Scottish salmon

[Anonymous No.15356592]

>>15356574
Thinking of enjoying them with bread and unsalted butter

[Anonymous No.15356596]

>>15356574
i tried, even then the salt was too much. Maybe i just got a bad brand that uses way too much salt.

[Anonymous No.15356612]

>>15356549
The brand was crown prince of that makes any difference

[Anonymous No.15356708]

>>15356612
>every thread
>same faggot pretends anchovies are like unto deenz
LOLOL oh ya got me this time, McChicken fan!

[Anonymous No.15356729]

>>15356708
Eh!?? Desu

[Anonymous No.15356733]

>>15356729
What's funny to me is how ass burned you get over these threads.

[Anonymous No.15356740]

>>15356733
???? I really seriously have no idea what you’re talking about desu

[Anonymous No.15356885]

>>15356575
You can still be banned for this

[Anonymous No.15356891]

>>15355189
Tried these out, really good 30 seconds in the microwave then stir.

>1. tomato basil
>2. green thai curry
>3. latin
>haven't tried tier: spicy red beans

[Anonymous No.15356892]

>>15356891
I haven't had the microwave ones, but every seasoned tuna pouch I've tried has been awfully bland.

[Anonymous No.15356899]

>>15356122
Umm...checked?

Mods?

[Anonymous No.15356902]

Never had sardines before. Want to try them. What's the best brand and how do I eat them? I have enjoyed the kippered herring cans in the past. I don't think I will like the bones

[Anonymous No.15356904]

>>15356892
These have a lot of other ingredients/vegetables etc, they are seasoned but not coated in a weird thick sauce

[Anonymous No.15356909]

>>15356902
shut up faggot you post in every thread, multiple times asking this stupid fucking question with the same fucking bait "i dont think i'll like the bones" "how do you eat the bones" "are you supposed to eat the bones" then 10 chain replies to farm (You)s about how youre a little cunt who cant handle sardine bones which are like crunchy pudding because youre a soft-mouthed bitch who needs to go back to eating fucking chunk light tuna you broke faggot probably can only afford beach cliff sardines well how about you take your stupid ass to walmart and buy a couple if you actually want to know, but let's be real, you're just here to farm (You)s and waste our time

[Anonymous No.15356939]

>>15356885
Not me, but the original poster about some eleven year old. I didnt post that, some other anon did.

[Anonymous No.15356964]

>>15356909

[Anonymous No.15356987]

>>15356909
you're 100% correct and also steaming mad. keep the (you)'s coming

[Anonymous No.15357012]

@15356987
I bet you make the daily 3 carbonara shif post threads too, you think you’re so hard to figure out

[Anonymous No.15357032]

>>15355189
I don't understand. Fresh fish tastes way better.

[Anonymous No.15357048]

>>15356909
I've literally never posted in a sardines thread before. Guess I won't try them then. I hope your mother is raped.

[Anonymous No.15357080]

>>15357012
are you trying to reply to someone? welcome newfriend

[Anonymous No.15357103]

>>15355522
Wow fags on /ck/ are vocal about the new deenz thread and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way anon keeps eatin deenz and the whole discussion about canned fish. I guess they were holding out hope for another mcdonald's thread. There's even a petition that's garnered fifteen signatures to have the janny ban deenz posters. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

[Anonymous No.15357107]

>>15357048
youre not missing much. its like eating a tin of cat food

[Anonymous No.15357121]

>>15357103
but what about pies?

[Anonymous No.15357123]

>>15357103
Lol

[Anonymous No.15357125]

I've noticed that my psoriasis gets better when I eat a tin of these a day. Fish oil at work or something else?

[Anonymous No.15357133]

>>15357103
MMGH

[Anonymous No.15357257]

>>15357121
DHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.15357279]

>>15357103
this is the second time I've seen this, stop

[Anonymous No.15357596]

>>15355189
My rock hard Australian penis is literally throbbing with sexual energy.

I'm going to get seriously gay in this thread shortly.

[Anonymous No.15357619]

So I tried Nuri Deenz.
Long story short, the olive oil varieties are better than the Kin Oscar equivalents, but not worth the price markup. Not even close. You can probably get them cheaper if you're in Portugal or a nearby state, though.
The tomato paste varieties are OK, but I've never had much appreciation for mixing deenz with anything but olive oil.

If by any chance any of your relatives have an autistic kid, it could make an OK gift, I guess.

[Anonymous No.15357627]

I got some deenz in sunflower oil at the local Ollies for like a buck a tin. Are these as good as the Brunswick Kippersnacks I had as a kid?

[Anonymous No.15357730]

>>15356909
(You)

[Anonymous No.15357731]

For me, it's Unico.

[Anonymous No.15358444]

>>15357627
Do those count as sardines? Those are filets of herring.

[Anonymous No.15358985]

>>15357627
>>15358444
i used to eat deens but then i took the kipperpill

[Anonymous No.15359070]

im having deja vu reading this

[Anonymous No.15359077]

>>15355192
LET'S

FUCKING

GO

[Anonymous No.15359095]

more like soydeenz you reddit faggots

[Anonymous No.15359147]

SEASONCHADS WW@
>can buy in bulk
>literally $8 or some shit for 6
>get pan, put salt (iodized for dem thyroid gainz), pepper, garlic powder, and onions if you're feeling fancy
>put to low heat
>open deenz and dump contents, oil and all, into pan
>let heat so you can sautee the onions
>dump contents, sans as much oil as possible, into plate
>fry egg in deenz oil
>top deenz

[Anonymous No.15359196]

>>15357121
DAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.15359208]

>>15359147
Pretty much what I had the other day. Deenz, eggs, and spinach in the same pan

[Anonymous No.15359242]

What do you guys eat with your kippers? When I'm feeling fancy, I toast up some bread, put some cream cheese on it, a little dijon mustard, you don't want to overpower it then, on top of that you put on the kippers and then garnish it with some Capers on top.

[Anonymous No.15359290]

[Anonymous No.15359548]

>>15356548
More like
>Mackerel
>smoked sprats
>herring

Sardines are overrated, only beginners obsess over them

[Anonymous No.15359588]

>>15359196
my genocidal wife annie is so cute when she is eating pie infront of people she killed countless of comrades of...

[Anonymous No.15359604]

>>15355189
my korean ass has been eating these with peppers rice and kimchi my entire life.
literally my earliest memories are my mom feeding me this shit and its so fucking comfy bros.

[Anonymous No.15359649]

>>15359604
What is that, shark fins?

[Anonymous No.15359655]

>>15359588
Be careful she might come after you rattling wearing sheets and rattling chains like a ghost.

[Anonymous No.15359684]

I hope to one day reach a point in my life where I understand these threads

[Anonymous No.15359699]

>>15359684
>90% of people have canned shitty flavorless, mushy, sopping wet chunk light tuna in their diet
>we are dimpling telling you that you can have all the benefits (price and health) of chunk light for the same price (or more depending on quality) with a can of sardines. You also won’t get mercury poisoning. Sardines are also massive in omega-3s. You get nearly full fish in the can, it’s cheap and amazingly healthy and tastes/texture is way better than normie canned tuna..

[Anonymous No.15359701]

>>15355189
Did you know that deenz is sneed backwards?

[Anonymous No.15359703]

>>15359699
>simply telling you

[Anonymous No.15359923]

>>15356909
basao

[Anonymous No.15360687]

>>15359548
i agree and think that deenz is the lowest of the 2 but i've never even heard of sprats or seen them in the supermarket.

[Anonymous No.15360721]

>>15356122
Hot

[Anonymous No.15361552]

Deenz Christmas gift
What eat first??

[Anonymous No.15361882]

>>15361552
Tell us how the matiz is, anon

[Anonymous No.15361912]

>>15361552
dude the matiz is so good but its hot

[Anonymous No.15362019]

>>15361552
matiz

[Anonymous No.15362043]

>>15361552
Go for the CKYMBPNR

[Anonymous No.15362185]

>>15362043
Um dude, it’s CkyM6Ptwo-thirds-MR

[Anonymous No.15362300]

>>15362185
*backwardsR

[Anonymous No.15362330]

I'm trying to take the deenzpill

I bought some today but I'm dumb af and didn't realize that they were actually herring. Did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.15362338]

>>15359649
mackerel you faggot

[Anonymous No.15362475]

>>15362330
How is the answer not self-apparent?
You went out to buy deenz. You did not get deenz.

[Anonymous No.15362700]

>>15362330
Herring is great too