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do yolkless eggs exist, and if not, why haven't we spliced them yet?

>> No.15350591

>>15350577
If bees don't pollinate the hen she lays yolkless eggs. Those eggs, which are nicknamed "goobers" in the industry, are mostly exported to China to manufacture cellophane.

>> No.15350597
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15350597

>>15350577
>yolkless eggs
Yeah create such abominations while playing god
Isnt that just a metaphor of what our grimmest visions of future may become

>> No.15350624

>>15350597
>playing god
you're already eating unborn baby chickens , why not

>> No.15350669

>>15350597
To chickens we already are gods.

>> No.15350674

I literally only eat the yolks they're the most nutritious part wtf is the matter with people?

>> No.15350690

just find a friend and give him the yolks

>> No.15350705

>>15350577
>do yolkless eggs exist
hopefully not and will never, that sounds awful

>> No.15350709

>>15350624
*unfertilized baby chickens

>> No.15350713

>>15350674
Sometimes they want to make meringue.

>> No.15350718

>>15350597
Do you screech with horror whenever you see a seedless watermelon in the produce aisle?

>> No.15350720

>>15350624
thats not playing god, chickens lay unfertilized eggs in the wild all the time

>> No.15350761

>>15350624
>>15350709
Chicken menstruation

>> No.15350839

Can we make eggs that are only yolk? That's my favorite part desu.

>> No.15350858

>>15350720
We created chickens through breeding. There is no wild chicken. Also goober egg sounds good, would buy

>> No.15350881
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15350881

>>15350577
Yes they do, they are called "fart eggs"

>> No.15350993

>>15350597
niggas fr equate making modified eggs with like creating human abominations with multiple limbs that live in agony or something stfu

>> No.15351022

>>15350881
i feel ill for some reason.

>> No.15351619

>>15350718
Yes

>> No.15351935

>>15350881
>it's real

>> No.15351942

>>15350881
apparently also called fairy eggs or wind eggs

>> No.15351951

>>15350577
just buy a carton of egg whites you goddamned retard

>> No.15353068

>>15350577
How about you stop being a faggot and learn to enjoy yolks (i.e. the best part of the fucking egg).

>> No.15353081
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15353081

>>15353068
Making It status: not gonna.

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>>15351022
BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.15355253

>>15350577
Why would you ever want that?

>> No.15355419
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15355419

>>15350577
An egg with a tail

>> No.15355861

>>15350577
>removing the only good part of the egg

>> No.15355876

>>15350624
>he thinks egg laying is man made

>> No.15355882
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15355882

>>15355419
I don't even want to know if that's real

>> No.15355902

>>15355882
All eggs come out like that

>> No.15355984

>>15355882
it's just a strand of mucus

>> No.15355989

i'd rather have yolk only eggs, tastes much better than the whites

>> No.15356069

>>15350577
My son's penis is covered in aphids.

>> No.15356084

what about
eggless yolkes

>> No.15356093

>>15350577
The yolk IS the egg you fucking cock, the "white" of the egg is literally cloaca juices that soak into the soft shell and congeal.

no yolk = no egg.

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>>15350858
>there is no wild chicken
Methinks you might be retarded.

>> No.15356162

>>15355902
>>15355984
I just imagined that's how testicles must look

>> No.15356166

>>15356101
>shows a drawing of wild chicken
yeah I think he has a point