/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15344836]

>tfw the chef tries to make ice cream

[Anonymous No.15345085]

>>15344836
>Chief forgets basketl ingredient but still moves to the next round

[Anonymous No.15345094]

>>15344836
BLAST
CHILLER

[Anonymous No.15345101]

>>15344836
Chef argues with the judges

[Anonymous No.15345131]

>Chef uses leafy greens from the basket as a bed

[Anonymous No.15345143]

My wife sent me this kek

[Anonymous No.15345201]

>Aaron Sanchez gets offended when someone makes a mole.

[Anonymous No.15345231]

>>15345085
This should be automatic disqualification.

[Anonymous No.15345239]

>>15345231
Agreed. Also if someone uses a basket ingredient as nothing more than a garnish

[Anonymous No.15345259]

>>15345094
BLAST
CHILLER

[Anonymous No.15345277]

>>15344836
>he thinks he can cook a risotto in 20 mins

[Anonymous No.15345327]

>>15345277
>it needs salt.

[Anonymous No.15345336]

>>15345143
Yeah your wife sent me that too

[Anonymous No.15345353]

>>15344836
>when you make a suggestion after seeing the ingredients and one of the chefs actually do it

[Anonymous No.15345356]

>>15345143
>phoneposter
please go back

[Anonymous No.15345366]

>>15344836
I can't even deal with this show. I don't know how they find such shitty "chefs"
>chef tries pouring noodles straight from strainer into fryer
>chef lights butter on fire and pours it in the trash can
>chef fights a fish and half butchers it then fries before throwing it in a pot of boiling water to make stock in under 30 minutes
>"soul food" chef can't prepare fish, obvious she only sells frozen catfish out of her restaurant
>bbq chefs serve meat that is uncooked and raw in the middle
>peaches as basket ingredient, every chef grills them
>chef tries roasting meatballs, low on time so uses the microwave instead of the deep fryer
>basket ingredient is a burger, chef only uses the tomato off of it
>caul fat as a basket ingredient, no chef tries broiling sausage

how does the show even work anyways? it's a little obvious to me that the competition is mostly for show. I think they are given extra time to think about the dishes. how are they so good at naming their dishes but so bad at cooking?

[Anonymous No.15345393]

>>15345366
You got it right, I read somewhere they're given like 15 minutes or so after opening baskets to plan

[Anonymous No.15345402]

>>15345366
damn is it that bad?

[Anonymous No.15345417]

>>15344836
> gets some form of bread in dessert basket
> Imma make bread pudding

[Anonymous No.15345421]

>>15345277
>Alex dislikes the objectively better chef so they get chopped at the end

[Anonymous No.15345423]

>>15345085
I hate how often this bullshit happens on the show

[Anonymous No.15345432]

>>15345393
They're given 0 time to prep. Iron Chef they have a day, but on Chopped they don't even know if they're on a themed episode until the host mentions it.

Lots of anonymous chefs (and ones who broke their NDA) have confirmed they don't know the basket until they open it and the only "planning time" they may get is if the director reshoots them opening it for coverage, which is not guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.15345435]

>chef fucks up bad
>they give some gay, long ass sob story to the judges in hopes of staying on
>get chopped that round anyway

[Anonymous No.15345471]

>>15345435
based

[Anonymous No.15345475]

>>15345402
I could go on but I don't watch the show, my roommate does. I just stop by and watch an episode or half of one and make fun of the people as it goes on. I like to stop and whine about it and I'm glad my roommate doesn't get angry at me about it. The texas bbq episode during the intro I said 'let me guess, all of the chefs are going to show their food off on a piece of paper on a quarter sheet pan' and then they did id
>>15345393
>>15345432
I know at the very least they are given time to do a walkthrough of the kitchen and pantry to familiarize themselves with the ingredients available. they might have time between cooking and having to talk in front of the panel to spend time to come up with a name for whatever their creation was so there's that I guess. one thing I find a bit stupid about the show is they don't have enough fryers so there are traffic jams at the fryer often and I think that's not only unsafe but it doesn't really make for the most sporting competition when you have to do food prep in certain orders

[Anonymous No.15345478]

>>15345435
>chef finishes early
>drinks a beer out of the pantry to celebrate and look over his meal
>gets chopped

>chef gets chopped
>storms off immediately

[Anonymous No.15345495]

what episode of redlettermedia did mike bring up chopped and give his opinions on it with regards to them editing it to make things seem short on time. the chefs standing in front of the panel are there for like 15 minutes and have to watch the judges eat 4 meals and critique them. the expressions anyone makes during the conversation are all edited to give reactions. I love how they have different music playing during the judges talking about the food. jay dies at the end of the video and mike gets distracted by the tv. "omg get that food plated in time dammit!" I think it's funny how nearly every episode they do the quick cuts of everyone plating food as the clock counts down from 5 as if it's all happening real time and it always has to end on exactly 0

[Anonymous No.15345497]

>>15345475
I agree they need to have at least one more fryer and one more ice cream machine too.

Earlier seasons chefs would hoard pantry ingredients including tons of shit they didn't use but I think they don't allow that anymore.

[Anonymous No.15345501]

>>15345495
>alright chef's we're all done early with a couple of minutes
>"could you stand in front of your meals and all raise your hands up at the same time so we can get the shot"
>okay...

[Anonymous No.15345503]

>>15345478
when did this first one happen?

[Anonymous No.15345509]

>>15345495
I wanna know too.
I was marathoning it with my parents over the holidays and some of the editing is so fucking annoying

>chef is featured too much in voice over during cooking
gets chopped that round
>last chef to say they're gonna win that round
gets chopped that round
>chef says they think they'll get chopped that round
safe that round

The worst is when they open the cloche and EVERY TIME they show the person who doesn't get chopped's shocked reaction but omg its actually the other chef! They do it EVERY FUCKING TIME its so annoying.

The only time when they truly all finish at 0 is the very rare time they show a wide of everyone finishing. Happens maybe 1 out of ever 10 or more episodes

[Anonymous No.15345529]

>>15345503
Never

[Anonymous No.15345530]

>>15345495
>Three seconds left
>Chef just plating his first dish
>Wide shot shows all four done

[Anonymous No.15345550]

>>15345530
>end interview
>random reaction shots of other competitors during critique of second dish
>one of the competitors has clearly been crying
>chopped 2 minutes later

[Anonymous No.15345645]

>>15345509
Most annoying is when the basket ingredient is directly linked to a chefs ethnicity and they get chopped (tortillas-mexican, italian-lasagna, peking duck-chinese).

[Anonymous No.15345666]

>It's a "Celebrities that know they can't cook serving the judges sloppa while they need to pretend there is something redeemable about it." episode

[Anonymous No.15345689]

>nitpicking about serving sizes when they don't even eat the whole thing

[Anonymous No.15345742]

>judge is mad that she had to construct the flavors in the dish because the chef kept all the components of the dish seperate

[Anonymous No.15345755]

>I'm Mexican

[Anonymous No.15345817]

>>15345666
But muh feed the children charity

[Anonymous No.15345844]

>>15345817
The children in America are fat enough, they don't need anymore feedings.

[Anonymous No.15345896]

I have $100,000 of cold, hard cash in this case. Four chefs get $25,000 each. If they want to leave this kitchen with any of the cash, they have to survive three culinary challenges - and each other - in a game where sabotage is not only encouraged, it's for sale.

[Anonymous No.15346337]

>>15345896
10x better show

[Anonymous No.15346342]

>>15345896
what show this sounds based.

[Anonymous No.15346350]

>>15344836
OHHH NO THE ICE CREAM MACHINE PLEASE WORK PLEASE IT'S ALL LIQUID WHY COME ONNNNN
>keeps trying to use it as if something's gonna change
WHAT'S WRONG FUCK FUCK FUCK
>intense music
>frantic panting
>camera cuts to interview shot
"And at this point I was just like... Yep this is it. I lost."

[Anonymous No.15346378]

>>15344836
>ywn in a hip NYC apartment eating delicious italian food cooked by your qt wholesome possibly lesbian chopped chef judge gf
why even live bros?

[Anonymous No.15346385]

>>15345896
>watch Chopped for foods you’d want to try
>watch Cutthroat Kitchen for joy of seeing people fuck up and fail
>notice winners on Cutthroat Kitchen tend to walk away with less cash due to premise of show than Chopped

[Anonymous No.15346389]

>>15346378
god imagine her bending you over the stove and sodomizing you with the handles of various kitchen implements

[Anonymous No.15346411]

>>15346389
HOT

[Anonymous No.15346585]

>>15346389
Sorry but I’m not gay so I can’t

[Anonymous No.15346612]

>>15346585
she's a lesbian

[Anonymous No.15346615]

>I came here and I gave it my best so I'm walking away with my head high I'm not going to let this get me down I'm strong woman
bitch you gave it your best and you lost...that means you are a failure, just take the fucking loss

[Anonymous No.15346681]

>>15345231
It wouldn't be as suspenseful that way, waiting to see the outcome if you already knew what it would be. The show thrives on drama.

[Anonymous No.15347388]

>>15346342
Cutthroat kitchen, its pretty fucking hilarious.
>Its a contestant sabotages the other who has to make there workstation out of cardboard and newspaper episode.
Sadly they dont show it on food network anymore because they r gey

[Anonymous No.15347391]

>>15345085
>TV IS FAKE??

[Anonymous No.15347401]

>>15345143
>unironically joking about wanting to focus on a woman's TV show while having sex with your wife
nice relationship you got there

[Anonymous No.15347402]

Chopped can be kinda hilarious
>1 contestant has a major sob story of like dying parents or some shit in the hospital
>others wanna vacation
>sob story loses.
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.15347489]

>>15347402
I remember on one of the episodes where they called back some former champs, most of them were talking about how the grew their restaurants or worked with a charity or anything like that, except for this one chick who took her prize money and just ran around Italy for a few months.

[Anonymous No.15347539]

>>15347401
Sex isn't the end-all be-all experience it's made out to be. It's enjoyable, but not like mindblowing or anything, it's easy to get distracted from it once it becomes routine.

[Anonymous No.15347558]

>>15345896
>get 25k cash
>leave
there i win

[Anonymous No.15347768]

>>15347539
>It's enjoyable
Wait until you've been married for 5 years in a monogamous relationship and you're trapped because the wife has already spewed 2 spawn. You'll think different.

[Anonymous No.15347803]

>>15345896
>>15347388
Oy Vey cool it with this antisemitism

[Anonymous No.15347828]

>>15347539
ah, loveless marriages

[Anonymous No.15347832]

>>15345896
That kind of shit is why I don't watch Food Network anymore. I remember the glory days when it was actual cooking, often by actual chefs. Now PBS is the only place on TV to see real cooking.

[Anonymous No.15347840]

>>15345085
What's a basketl?

[Anonymous No.15347911]

>>15347401
Unironically have sex

[Anonymous No.15347939]

>>15347840
If you were a chef you'd know

[Anonymous No.15347948]

>>15345896
so much more enjoyable, everyone is just having a good time, joking around with each other. no drama

[Anonymous No.15349486]

>>15344836
>tfw they respect the jewish chef's dietary restrictions but make vegetarian and Muslim Chefs cook with pork and other meat products
This has always bothered me. I'm not white and I love the show, but I remember watching it as a kid, noticing the pattern, and just thinking how unfair that is to not be able to taste your food.

[Anonymous No.15349506]

Remember that bitch that cut her hand and mixed the salad with her hands still bleeding and started crying before he she got chopped because the judges didn't even try the food?

[Anonymous No.15350062]

>>15349486
When did they make a Muslim cook with pork?
Although there is a difference where some Jews can't even handle pork, where I don't believe its the same in Islam, I think thats more about just the consumption.

[Anonymous No.15350219]

>World-renowned chocolatier Jacques Torres puts chocolate in everything, including his pasta and his pockets. After deciding that the Chopped kitchen’s cocoa powder isn’t up to his standards, Jacques pulls his own cocoa nibs out of his pocket to complete his fettuccine dish — a serious violation of the rules.

[Anonymous No.15350290]

>>15344836
>red onions in the presence of Scott

[Anonymous No.15350324]

>>15345844
Based. Too many fatties. I don't care if you live in muh food desert, stop eating shit.

[Anonymous No.15350331]

>>15349506
thats happened a few times sadly

[Anonymous No.15350364]

>Ted asks chefs what they'll do if they win
>3 chefs have sob story about sick family member they support
>4th chef wants to tavel
Gee, I wonder who gets chopped first?

[Anonymous No.15350379]

>>15346378
I bet she's wild as hell.

[Anonymous No.15351267]

>BBQ Grillmaster Tournament
>very few baskets involve meat
>turns into a "cooking outside" Tournament
What were they thinking?

[Anonymous No.15351292]

>that time Coolio got DQed for squeezing out a bit more lemon zest after hands up

[Anonymous No.15351974]

Any one else a little odd to see ted outside chopped and act "casual", I swore I never knew he was gay until then

[Anonymous No.15352050]

>>15345231
Then there's no tension, though.

[Anonymous No.15352060]

>>15352050
But it would soothe my autistic sense of justice.

[Anonymous No.15352089]

>>15345495
>>15345501
>>15345509
>>15345530
It was the Borat 2 one. I just watched it like an hour ago. He was using it to illustrate how easy it is to edit shit to add drama.

[Anonymous No.15352100]

>>15345896
>the ice cream sandwich sabotage that forces the other guy to use gas station sandwiches as only ingredients
>the guy who got it clutches and does the best anyone could possibly do with that sabotage
>still loses
some of those sabotages are instant death, wtf were they thinking with that one.

[Anonymous No.15352107]

>>15350290
Was it a dude?
I remember seeing a single episode of this show and a judge, that I remember being a woman, was complaining about onions in a contestant's dish.
The most retarded and unprofessional thing I had seen. You're going to judge food and have a toddler-tier aversion to an allium? Never watched any after that.

[Anonymous No.15352108]

>>15345645
God, I hate how Aaron Sanchez thinks it's a crime that hispanics cook anything other than Mexican food. Wish I could remember what episode it was a chef calls him out on it.

[Anonymous No.15352165]

>>15344836
I just watched more chopped earlier and they got all of the people to try to cook a pig ear in 20 minutes and got martha stewart to eat it. she's looking haggard

[Anonymous No.15352197]

>>15352089
nice dude. I went looking for it after I brought it up and couldn't find it to post and show people

here's him talking about chopped (linked 5 seconds ahead for context)
https://youtu.be/BathEBfiG1s?t=2920

bit at the end
https://youtu.be/BathEBfiG1s?t=3218

[Anonymous No.15352250]

>its yet ANOTHER gastrique

[Anonymous No.15352266]

>>15352108
I hate how he always goes out of his way to pronounce the spanish ingredients in spanish. Any native speaker will tell you that he doesnt sound like a mexican. He doesnt roll his r’s naturally.

[Anonymous No.15352275]

>>15345143
LOL! Thanks for sharing Don!

[Anonymous No.15352279]

>>15351974
How did you not notice? He hosts like he's a Queer Eye member.

[Anonymous No.15352445]

>>15352107
Most of the judges are insufferable due to letting their egos seep out and overpower their actual critique of the food. That judge the dude is talking about had the gall to say something like, "You knew I didn't like them so you should have pandered to me" when the guy responded by mentioning he was trying to make the dish correctly.

[Anonymous No.15352876]

>>15347939
Chances are they wouldn't and would still make it onto the next round.

[Anonymous No.15353037]

>>15345896
This show had a VERY rocky start. I fucking hated the first season. I think the editing was really bad and they focussed too much on trash talk and none of the sabotages were that great.

But I gave it a second chance and holy FUCK it became reality show kino. One of my top shows of any genre to be honest.

[Anonymous No.15353040]

>>15349506
I noticed in later seasons they had some kind of medical staff take a look at wounds. Early season the chef bandaged & gloves themselves.

[Anonymous No.15353047]

>>15352279
I thought he was. Had to check when I started watching the show. Not the Queer Eye foodie but def queer.

[Anonymous No.15353048]

>>15349486
I can only think of two times where this happened.
On one, it was some lesbo muslim woman and the judges didn't know (and she didn't disclose it in her intro). She ended up winning.

The other time it was some v*gan and they made every basket ingredient vegan (to the chagrin of the other chefs who weren't) but they had honey in the dessert basket cause some vegans still have honey, but this guy didn't and he was literally bawling his eyes out at the thought of using it, but didn't and still won. It pissed me off so much. I feel like the judges just HAD to give him a pass on skipping an ingredient.

[Anonymous No.15353302]

>>15345435
Stopped watching when some chick won the whole thing because her brother died of cancer or 9/11 or whatever.

[Anonymous No.15353319]

>>15350062
Iirc, they can't eat or serve pork.

[Anonymous No.15353681]

I don't like how Indian food is given a free pass for presentation when it looks like baby poop because of that one female Indian judge.

[Anonymous No.15354233]

>Random ass B list celeberty judge that clearly doesn't know shit about food gives his opinion on a dish.

My favorite episode is when they have this old, fat baseball coach on and it's very god damn clear he hates everything and has only ever eaten hotdogs and potato chips his whole life.

[Anonymous No.15355500]

>>15353048
Good to see they finally changed things up! The whole point of the show is to overcome challenges, so if you have to cook vegan or without pork then it's not a big deal because you can still taste your food and cook up something spectacular to prove you are the best no matter what. I'm re-watching the first few seasons on hulu because I'm depressed and need something playing in the background.

Being told you can't cook something is a challenge, but being told you have to cook with something you are morally against is just bullshit.

[Anonymous No.15355803]

>2 lady chefs
>normally one cute and one hambeast
>tfw you get a rare double cutie episode

[Anonymous No.15356581]

>>15345435
actually the sob story is a very consistent death flag

they're recorded at some other time and they drip feed them out right before the chef in question gets chopped

[Anonymous No.15357111]

>>15352275
best meme response out there on 4channel is the boomer talk ones like these lol

[Anonymous No.15357174]

>>15347401
>t. poster who has probably never had sex, sex with the same woman more than once, or at the very least, sex with the same woman for longer than a month.

[Anonymous No.15357193]

>>15345529
Not that anon, but I promise you there was. IDR what episode though or if there's an upload of the scene. All I remember is that it was a guy.

[Anonymous No.15357226]

>i am a pastry chef
>gets to dessert round
>gets chopped
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.15357449]

>>15347539
is spicing it up a thing?

[Anonymous No.15357493]

>>15344836
>Watching chopped or some over elimination cooking show (they're all the same)
>Final 2: french dude & some black chick.
>Make pound cake or some other simple recipe
>Frog makes a perfect cake and various sauces & extras on the side.
>Niggress fucks up completely with a burnt & uncooked cake served with canned whipped "cream" .
>1 sauce on the side is too sweet for me cheese eater, chopped.
Whats the point in watching this crap when the whole thing is rigged from the start?

[Anonymous No.15357532]

>>15352279
>>15353047
He is the Queer Eye foodie.

[Anonymous No.15359057]

thing that pisses me off is when they give them a protein that is physically impossible to cook in the allotted time, then complain or even eliminate someone when it is "undercooked." seen it happen more than once.

[Anonymous No.15359191]

>>15357449
Sure, but sex is still just like any other activity. Ever gotten distracted during an otherwise very engaging conversation? Or while watching a movie? Or while reading a book? Or while doing anything else you enjoy and give your focus to? The idea that it would be impossible or even unusual to become distracted by something during sex comes from virgins who inflate the concept of sex in their heads to unrealistic degrees.

[Anonymous No.15359231]

>>15357493
every aspect of life is rigged why participate in any of it?

[Anonymous No.15359271]

>>15359231
Correct. That's why I plan to move to the woods and become a subsistence farmer. Fuck modern society.

[Anonymous No.15359327]

>>15359191
>The idea that it would be impossible or even unusual to become distracted by something during sex comes from virgins who inflate the concept of sex in their heads to unrealistic degrees.

Women think this too. If their pussy doesn’t distract you from animal-induced spills or the house catching on fire, they take it as a sign you don’t love them enough.

[Anonymous No.15360065]

>>15359057
They shit on a contestant for cutting into a leg of lamb and not allowing it to rest when she had 2 min to plate.

Another thing that i hate is when they complain that a basket ingredient Flavor was not detectable in a final dish, then other times they complain that a basket ingredient was too prominent and a non basket ingredient should have been more forward. This happened in the chopped championship with the jamaican guy. The dessert round basket ingredient was caramelized onions. The judges said that the ice cream (espresso-onion) was good but the onion should have been better hidden and that the espresso should have been more prominent. Meanwhile the other guy threw a teaspoon of the onions into a caramel and they praised him for hiding the onion.

[Anonymous No.15360448]

>>15347539
This. One time I was getting my dick sucked while Key & Peele was on and we both heard something funny and started laughing. Totally ruined it.

[Anonymous No.15360458]

>>15357493
Most food competition shows are for the normies. Chopped, especially, is for people that never cook, because who the fuck is gonna recreate those recipes in their own kitchen?

[Anonymous No.15360714]

>>15347768
>having kids

[Anonymous No.15360719]

>>15360714
>letting your lineage die because you don't want to spend money

[Anonymous No.15360720]

>>15360448
Thats not why she was laughing

[Anonymous No.15360722]

>>15360720
becuz my pp smol and tyrone was coomin lul

Take your weak bants outta here.

[Anonymous No.15360772]

>>15359327
or just love each other, the fuck

[Anonymous No.15360776]

>>15360719
mfw im female so its not like my last name was gonna get passed on anyway

[Anonymous No.15360780]

>>15360776
No you're not

[Anonymous No.15360854]

>throw some shit on a plate and call it a deconstructed ______
>75% of desserts are bread pudding or ice cream

[Anonymous No.15361134]

>>15353681
I agree that unless they are tasked specifically with creating something classic, all dishes should have elevated presentation.

[Anonymous No.15361140]

>>15352050
Ill gib u some tension bb

[Anonymous No.15361374]

>>15360719
Literally who cares about a "lineage"? Your name will be forgotten within 3 generations after your death (do you know your great-great-grandfather's name?) and you'll be dead so you won't even have the ability to appreciate your name being remembered for what time it is. Having kids and "continuing your lineage" won't keep you from dying or being forgotten. Thinking otherwise is the oldest cope of all time.
Have kids if you want to have kids, if you want to be a parent, if you want a family in your life presently. If you have kids solely for muh lineage then you'll be a shit parent anyway, probably the type of person who tries to turn his kids into little clones of himself with all the same interests who do all the things you did (or wish you did) instead of letting them be their own people.

[Anonymous No.15361381]

>>15360780
im female and get way more sweet ass pussy then you fag

[Anonymous No.15361388]

>>15347840
In the program participants are supposed to prepared a dish using all the ingredients on a basket

[Anonymous No.15361404]

>>15361381
>female
>fag
Lol, if you happen to be a nigger then you are the incarnation of the complete inferiority trinity

[Anonymous No.15361530]

>>15353681
I hate that cunt she is one stuck up twat

[Anonymous No.15361546]

>>15361374
stale as fuck pasta, m8

[Anonymous No.15362346]

>>15360854
Nobody does bread pudding anymore on the past 10 or so seasons, I think the judges told them not to cause they're sick of it. But yeah before like 75% of the time at least one competitor would do a fucking bread pudding

[Anonymous No.15362470]

>>15361381
you will never pass

[Anonymous No.15362788]

>>15361546
Not pasta and not bait. Just a sincere post about people using kids to cope with the finality of death.

[Anonymous No.15364303]

>Judge says that they dislike an ingredient one of the chefs use
How in good conscience can you sit as a judge in a food competition and not have a refined palate that is accepting of all flavors/foods? Even if it's just for the sake of fairness and non-partiality for the competitors.

[Anonymous No.15365244]

>>15364303
>refined palate
>accepting of all flavors/foods
Pick one

[Anonymous No.15365263]

>>15344836
Chopped is the worst food show I've seen. Most cooking shows are just an elaborate circle jerk of the chef celebs so they can suck each other off for more fame and profit, but Chopped doesn't even hide it. It's dog shit TV. I remember an episode where one of the judges complained that the dessert tasted too good and held that against the meal. Everyone on that show should die.

[Anonymous No.15365551]

>>15365263
>I remember an episode where one of the judges complained that the dessert tasted too good and held that against the meal.
That's the bullshit that makes it so fun to watch, though. It's fun to watch Chopped with friends and mutually rage at the guests and judges.

[Anonymous No.15365610]

>>15345896
pure kino

[Anonymous No.15365634]

>>15345896
One of the few good cooking shows.

[Anonymous No.15365671]

>>15360722
Holy seethe

[Anonymous No.15366018]

>>15364303
This dish soap souffle is delicious. Can't diss any of the ingredients

[Anonymous No.15366072]

>>15357532
Ooooh he was the original one.

[Anonymous No.15366890]

>Don't know what to do with an ingredient
>Throw it into a blender at turn it into a sauce

[Anonymous No.15367399]

>>15345201
He's a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.15367408]

>>15345277
She pissed me off in the episode where she competed and dropped the fucking ice cream. She still won! wtf

[Anonymous No.15367451]

>>15345143
It was actually her bull

[Anonymous No.15367561]

>ethnic chef

[Anonymous No.15367563]

>>15345259
DEAD
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.15367621]

>>15360719
>muh noble bread thief bloodline
you guys really need to fuck off with this faggot bap shit

[Anonymous No.15368248]

>>15345755
He is one of the nicer judges

[Anonymous No.15368759]

I think its dumb that a competitive setting doesn't have tools for everyone.

>Dessert round
>Studio for some reason has one ice cream machine
>Oh someone else got to it first, get fucked guess you cant make that

[Anonymous No.15368772]

>Watch this
>I've worked in the industry 30 years!
>Chefs today your ingredients include sea bass..
>Oh fuck I've never prepared a fish before
>Watch Bobby Flay's show
>I've made taco's for 30 years, Bobby stands no chance!
>Bobby says aw shit i've never made tacos before..
>Bobby still blows him out with some fancy hipster taco by adding one alternative ingredient

[Anonymous No.15368784]

>Oh fuck shit fuck I forgot one of the basket ingredients!
>Literally just yeets them onto the plate in the last 30 seconds with no thought
>Chef I loved what you did with this basket ingredient it was so refined and thoughtful so you pass

[Anonymous No.15368786]

>>15368772
>not realizing how fake these shows are
Bobby is a hustler, the judges already know what's getting made, and they practice the shit beforehand. It's all just a show and celebrity dick sucking.

[Anonymous No.15368789]

>>15360719
Lineage? The fuck am I some line of royal kings? Its just a name amongst many. Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.15368969]

>NY strip
>picked onions
>lentils
>oreos

Why.

[Anonymous No.15369030]

>>15368772
>>15368786
t. Can't beat white boi Bobby

[Anonymous No.15369044]

>>15345844
He's one of the more objective judges, but he'll go from talking normal white English to full on Mexicano if you aren't Mex or SA and try to make a Mexican like dish that isn't perfect. Also he will say chile (chill-e) half the time and (chil-eyy) when he wants to drive home his heritage.

[Anonymous No.15369145]

>>15369030
He's a good chef, but he's also a cocksucking celeb. This isn't about poo people.

[Anonymous No.15369249]

>>15369044
And he cant even speak spanish. Same thing with george lopez they try to overcompensate because any mexican who speaks spanish will right away pick up on their poor spanish.