/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15339714]

Share your best bachelor recipe’s

[Anonymous No.15339808]

Ingredients:
Cheese

Method:
1) Get cheese
2) Eat cheese

[Anonymous No.15339815]

>>15339714

[Anonymous No.15339835]

>>15339815
>cooking pasta in the sauce
this shit makes me madder than anything. I hope the faggot that made this image chokes to death on a smegma covered pimply cock

[Anonymous No.15339839]

Actual fucking food, being a single loser isn't an excuse to eat boxed and frozen processed garbage.

[Anonymous No.15339847]

my iq level raised when i started wrapping these in tinfoil and cooking them in the toaster oven

[Anonymous No.15339848]

>>15339815
Based AF and saved picrelated

>>15339835
Always cook/finish your pasta in sauce you pleb

[Anonymous No.15339856]

>slice hotdogs diagonally so they look fancy
>marinate for 20 minutes in sesame oil, garlic, ginger, chili paste, hoisin, and a splash of soy sauce
>boil up some ramen, flat noodles, or even spaghetti
>toss the hot dogs in a pan, let them brown up
>add the noodles plus marinade liquid, turn heat off and stir it all up
>garnish with chopped scallion and crushed peanuts

[Anonymous No.15339860]

>>15339714
You can't go wrong with a nice stew

[Anonymous No.15339861]

>>15339848
fucking retard, dont cook pasta if you're going to cook it in sauce, you utter troglydyte. you dont know shit about cooking so just stop coming to this board you utter fucking waste of space.

[Anonymous No.15339874]

>>15339861
I guess all baked pasta and lasagnes aren't food then
Go back newfag

[Anonymous No.15339887]

>>15339874
Youve outed yourself as a retard. You cook the pasta before it's baked with the other ingredients.

[Anonymous No.15339889]

>>15339874
are you actually one of those retards that puts uncooked lasagna sheets straight into the oven? fuckin hell I thought you were stupid but this is a little excessive.

[Anonymous No.15339891]

>>15339714
portugeuse salt bread (store bought)
bacon
bacon grease
mayo
tomato

chicken
onion powder
hotsauce
soy sauce
portugeuse salt bread (store bought)

ramen
soy sauce
egg
hot sauce

$0.39 bar s chicken hot dogs
portugeuse salt bread
mustard

[Anonymous No.15339896]

>>15339815
this looks fantastic gonna try it some time.

[Anonymous No.15339926]

>>15339714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDZcKtwTj78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ir6mbIBIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVxepVLSEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6F2CHusn5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NWCBPYXwxI

[Anonymous No.15339956]

>>15339835
The pasta texture is not ideal but it's fine for a weeknight "it's just me, fuck it" dinner.

>>15339848
>>15339896
Thanks dudes. I wanted to create a one-pot dish that was primarily pantry ingredients.

[Anonymous No.15340007]

>>15339714
Pasta aglio e olio is a great base recipe to start with because you can just add things to it depending on needs. Throw some green vegetables in and you've got some vitamins, crack a tin of salmon/deens/tuna etc in and you've got protein for cheap.

If you absolutely just need to put something in your stomach, cook some pasta, drain, pour some soy-sauce in the pot (enough to flavour, you're not making a soy soup) and fry that quickly. It's tasty and you can eat a load of it. You can add things to it to evolve the flavour, eg butter, tobasco, pepper etc.

I think the key to bachelor recipes is a broad set of spices and having a cheap protein you enjoy eg canned tuna. There's nothing nutritionally wrong with frozen vegetables, although some freeze better than others.

[Anonymous No.15340028]

>>15339714
Upgraded ramen. Here's one example: https://www.budgetbytes.com/6-ways-to-upgrade-instant-ramen/

[Anonymous No.15340179]

>>15339808
Shredded cheese

[Anonymous No.15340215]

>>15339860

[Anonymous No.15340281]

>boil 2 cups of rice with 4 cups of water. Add a teaspoon of salt to the pot. It will take about 20 minutes. Don't burn the rice!

>while the rice is cooking brown a half a pound of ground beef

>Season the ground beef with whatever you have on hand

>Scoop half onto a plate and the other half into a glass (no xenoesteogens) tupperware and put it into the fridge for tomorrow. It will be a sizeable plate. You could split into 3 days if you're not a big eater

>Optional: put some cheese on top

>Optional: mix some veggies in with the rice

>Optional: crack two eggs into the beef for extra brotein

[Anonymous No.15340555]

>>15339889
not him, but what are you meant to do with them?

[Anonymous No.15340672]

>>15339714
>A packet of thin noodles, like in pic related
>A packet of stock cubes
>Total: barely 2 euros
Each cube has half a cup of soup in it, noodles fill you up. You can have a soup dinner for less than 20 c., and if you're feeling fancy you can poach either some onion or an egg.

I don't recommend doing it daily, because sodium, but once in a while it's like heaven in a mug. Easy, very cheap dinner for whenever you don't feel like cooking. Better than ramen, and it actually tastes better.

[Anonymous No.15340688]

>>15340672
i once made unleavened dough balls poached in Magi stock cubes.
shit was vile; please dont drink straight stock made with a cube.

[Anonymous No.15340703]

>>15339815
Shitty sloppa.

[Anonymous No.15340710]

>>15340672
Or mix the noodles together with a bit of stock and store bought salsa, add some onion, maybe ground cumin, serve with fresh cilantro and tortilla chips. Simple and cheap mexican soup.

[Anonymous No.15340717]

>>15339714
This is the recipe for my favorite food, it's not super fancy but it's got easy, pre-prepared ingredients and you only really need a pot and a wooden spoon.

>one cup of arborio rice, unwashed
>one packet of cream of mushroom flavor instant soup
>a teaspoon of black pepper
>four cups of water
>a big chunk butter
>a big chunk of cream cheese
>optional small chunk of blue cheese
>two skinless hotdogs cut into small chunks
Boil that shit in a big pot with no lid, occasionally stirring so it doesnt stick,
until the rice is fully cooked and any remaining liquid has reduced to a thick sauce.

[Anonymous No.15340737]

Instant noodles and pouch curry.
This is also recommended by Misato Katsuragi.

[Anonymous No.15340763]

>>15340737

[Anonymous No.15340800]

>>15340737
Poison diarrhea in a bowl and you are so proud

[Anonymous No.15340805]

>>15339714
Cook rice. Cook egg. Cook canned meat (if can afford) otherwise dont worry about meat. Just egg. Or if cannot afford egg, just add seasoning powder or soy sauce to rice.

[Anonymous No.15340810]

white bread + peanutbutter
no jam or butter!

[Anonymous No.15340871]

>>15339861
it*lians stay SEETHING

[Anonymous No.15340998]

Microwave quiche. Thaw out some frozen spinach, squeeze out the liquid. Add spinack to one egg, and 1/3 cup milk and cheddar. Beat it all. Microwave for about 3 mins until done. Salt and pepper to taste.

It tastes ok. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.15341012]

>>15339815
This actually sounds like it could be nice.

[Anonymous No.15341055]

>>15339848
you were so close, never cook pasta in the sauce but always finish it in the sauce

[Anonymous No.15341059]

Bbq sauce on toast. Spice it up with All Purpose Seasoning, Sirarcha Mayo and cheese.....then grill it.

[Anonymous No.15341276]

>>15341059
Should the cheese be melted?

[Anonymous No.15341302]

baked potatoes with freshly cooked hard boiled eggs

frozen hamburger patty, cook in pan and dice it up. then crack some eggs in and scramble them

[Anonymous No.15341307]

brocolli, seitan, brussels sprouts, mushrooms, carrots all in a pan with some olive oil. salt and pepper. voila

[Anonymous No.15341314]

Men are pathologically stupid.

[Anonymous No.15341325]

>>15341314
you will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.15341550]

1lb ground beef
Like 2 cups uncooked rice
Bag of frozen veggies your choice
1/3 each, brown sugar, soy sauce, and water

Brown beef, add liquids, let thicken, add veggies
Serve over rice

[Anonymous No.15341704]

>>15339891
Are you having a stroke?

[Anonymous No.15341723]

>>15341704
(store bought)

[Anonymous No.15341738]

Wtf do they put in those things had one the other day tasted like grandma

[Anonymous No.15341756]

80/20 (1.99 a lb. now stock up!)

Melt a quarter stick of butter
Turn the temperature to high in a big pan
Take the whole 1-2 lbs out at once
and put it in and sear for about 1:45
Put the other quarter stick in
Flip it and wait another 1:45
Use a lid because it will hiss and spit at you
Take out and add salt and pepper
Put the drippings on top
Beautiful tasty, nutritious and cheap beef done rare/medium rare.

[Anonymous No.15341757]

This
Cream
Butter
Pasta
protein of your choice

[Anonymous No.15341786]

>>15341757
McCormick is known to be dreadfully overpriced for what you get.

[Anonymous No.15342110]

>>15339815
Recipe sounds great and the final product looks good as fuck. However, there are no tough-talking stick figures or swear words in this recipe so I will not be trying it.

[Anonymous No.15342121]

>>15339848
What is "Miss Piggy?"

[Anonymous No.15342132]

>>15341786
Then go to your favorite diversity mart and buy lead infused spices already a retard

[Anonymous No.15342742]

>>15341757
Lol what the fuck is this
Carbonara is eggs plus two kinds of cheese, how fucking hard can it be? In awe of how disgusting angloids are

[Anonymous No.15342748]

>>15342132
>carbonara
>spices
?
It's called pepper, you dumb retard.