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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.15338969
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>>15338962
>coated knife

>> No.15338972

>>15338962
Why not have breakfast?

>> No.15338991

>>15338962
You cut Parma with a cookies and creme bar?

>> No.15338998

>>15338969
>that picrel
hahahahahahahsh

>> No.15339003

>>15338962
Does that coating ever chip off onto your food?

>> No.15339011
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>>15338991
i could cut your throat in 2 seconds with this knife. it's sharper than a chainsaw

>> No.15339039

>>15339011
As long as it tastes like cookies and creme I don’t care. But the edge on that thing is garbage.

>> No.15339052

>>15339039
what do cookies and cream have to do with anything? this knife is for cutting meat

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>>15338962
Taste is good! Please go and have it. It is yours to have the a pleasuring in your mouth. I wish to be a pleasure too but cannot I am sad. Sorry Google translate.

>> No.15339058

>>15339052
Because no self respecting man owns a coated knife and then brags about killing someone with it. Go back to bed

>> No.15339067

>>15339058
i have no idea what "coated knife" even means. pretty sure you're a retard and a schizo

>> No.15339069

>>15339011
Chainsaws are nit that sharp and neither are you

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>>15339069
>Chainsaws are nit that sharp
another retard lol

>> No.15339098

>>15339067
Are you actually retarded or just sleep deprived? The white on your knife is essentially just paint. They coat the knives in it because it covers up the shitty workmanship and makes soccer moms think it’s unique or special. That knife is trash. Like I said, go back to bed.

>> No.15339142

>>15339098
switzner knives are some of the most quality knives on the market, retard. there's paint on it because that's how kitchen knives look like in 2020, retard.

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>>15339142

>> No.15339162

>>15339142
You mean off brand cutco that comes in a combo box with a vegetable peeler? Don’t tell me you spent your own money on those. You should really get more sleep.

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>>15339142

>> No.15339181

>>15339089
You know in this case I actually can't tell if you're trolling, or if you're a legitimate ignoramus. I'm starting to think it's the latter.

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>>15339142

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>>15338962
5 AM snacks and knives?

>> No.15339211

>>15339181
Idk man I’ve got a BS in forestry and I work as a head of forestry in a city and I sharper my chainsaws to a razor edge.

>> No.15339932

>>15339211
I lol'd. Okay, good job on the trolling you ignoramus.

Tbh I very much enjoyed the contents of this thread, good job.