Shrimps

[Anonymous No.15335104]

I’m about to try shrimps for the first time. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.15335112]

>>15335104
I see you got the 4 dollar walmart shrimp ring.

[Anonymous No.15335122]

>>15335112
Actually it’s the $5 Amazon Fresh shrimp ring.

[Re No.15335131]

>>15335122
That looks fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.15335132]

>>15335122
>Buying seafood off the internet

[Anonymous No.15335134]

>>15335112
Got one of these back around Christmas. I let it thaw got drunk and ate the whole thing

[Anonymous No.15335143]

>>15335122

[Anonymous No.15335171]

>>15335122
>AMAZON SHRIMP
anon go to a fucking restaurant

[Anonymous No.15335180]

>>15335122
that looks vile

[Anonymous No.15335182]

>>15335104
kinda underwhelming

[Anonymous No.15335204]

>>15335122

[Anonymous No.15335211]

>>15335122

[Anonymous No.15335214]

>>15335122
>Actually it’s the $5 Amazon Fresh shrimp ring.

Holy shit ... this is why I 4chan.

[Anonymous No.15335217]

OP here. I’m confused, did I buy the wrong ones?

[Anonymous No.15335224]

>>15335104
A lot of ice from the looks of it.

[Anonymous No.15335228]

>>15335217
No you’re fine. Please show us them.

[Anonymous No.15335250]

>>15335228
I took the plastic off.

[Anonymous No.15335260]

>>15335217
Do you seriously not see the problem with buying seafood off of the internet?

[Anonymous No.15335268]

>>15335260
No. I don’t see how it’s any different from getting them at the store.

[Anonymous No.15335271]

>>15335204
stupida facking shrimp

[Anonymous No.15335274]

>>15335250
Looks slimy and gross

[Anonymous No.15335277]

>>15335250
Lots of ice on there anon. Get back to us in an hour two. Maybe you can order some fresh sea urchin or some Chilean sea bass while you wait.

[Anonymous No.15335282]

>>15335250
Sprinkle some salt and pepper on them and then gods speed anon!

[Anonymous No.15335286]

>>15335122
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.15335293]

>>15335250
That looks horrible

[Anonymous No.15335302]

>>15335250
I can taste the histamine from here

[Anonymous No.15335305]

>>15335122
>industrial farm raised shrimp by one of the largest mega corps in the world delivered to your door for $5

[Anonymous No.15335327]

>>15335250
Looking good, anon! Just remember, the longer you leave it to defrost, the better! Let those babies thaw overnight!

[Anonymous No.15335338]

It's not bad. Not seeing why everyone is acting all grossed out. Looks like every other frozen cocktail shrimp ring. Just needs to be defrosted. Amazon fresh is high quality.

[Anonymous No.15335343]

>decide to look these up
>find pic related

[Anonymous No.15335357]

>>15335343
Talk about a shitty product!

[Anonymous No.15335368]

>>15335343
I doubt Shaniqua knows what she’s talking about. On the other hand
>not enjoying scat

[Anonymous No.15335416]

>>15335343
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.15335423]

>>15335343
im fucking dying

[Anonymous No.15335446]

>>15335122
Phosphate free, what's not to like

[Anonymous No.15335459]

>>15335343
>Shrimp cleaning machines

Not sure if that's what they call the Vietnamese debt slaves and their children.

[Anonymous No.15335483]

>>15335104
These shrimp fresh?

[Anonymous No.15335492]

>>15335250

[Anonymous No.15335497]

>>15335282
the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.15335504]

>>15335122
>phosphate free
That's considered the exception in muttland? Christ, I pity them!

[Anonymous No.15335505]

>>15335483
about as fresh as a morgue

[Anonymous No.15335524]

>>15335104
no fucking way you haven't had shrimp before
that's impossible

[Anonymous No.15335549]

>>15335343
No fucking way this is real

[Anonymous No.15335599]

>>15335357
Under rated post lol

[Anonymous No.15335626]

>it's another ameriburger thread
saged, hidden and reported

[Anonymous No.15335648]

>>15335104
>>15335122
That looks disgusting and the shrimp are backwards.

[Anonymous No.15335704]

OP here. The shrimps look nearly defrosted, but still slightly frozen. Is it safe to eat now?

[Anonymous No.15335717]

>>15335704
I'd fry that shit if I were you

[Anonymous No.15335721]

>>15335132
Man I ain't seen that dog in forever

[Anonymous No.15335737]

>>15335704
Is that the fucking shit vein?

[Anonymous No.15335738]

>>15335704
Should have left the plastic and floated it upside down in water. You could have had your mediocre shrimp and cocktail sauce much faster.

[Anonymous No.15335744]

If pic related you might be disappointed

[Anonymous No.15335748]

>>15335737
yes, enjoy eating your shrimp scat

[Anonymous No.15335760]

>>15335748
I’m not OP.

[Anonymous No.15335762]

>>15335748
I don't know any asian that deveins shrimps.

[Anonymous No.15335769]

>>15335760
sorry Anon, it was not my intention to mistake you for OP

[Anonymous No.15335785]

>>15335704
>safe to eat
You should not be allowed in a kitchen, holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.15335796]

>>15335704
Looks like someone's water logged zombie fingers clinging onto something.

[Anonymous No.15335801]

>>15335122

[Anonymous No.15335805]

>>15335796
yeah, that's what they always looked like.

[Anonymous No.15335808]

>>15335704
Listen to this guy >>15335717

If you are unsure whether to eat those, then fry.

Also does it even say on the packaging that it is cooked? Because if it is uncooked and raw, you should cook or fry them. Usually the meat will be more pink if it's raw, however they may be a different type of shrimp that I'm used to. O.o

[Anonymous No.15335827]

>>15335808
I just checked your second photo, it says that it is cooked. Well then, if you are unsure still fry them in a bit oil or butter, if not then good luck.
I recommend you to eat those with a salad and a slice of lemon, instead of that red weird sauce that came with it.

[Anonymous No.15335836]

>>15335827
Cocktail sauce isn't weird.

[Anonymous No.15335846]

>>15335737
OP here. The package says de-veined. But that does look concerning, should i try opening one?

[Anonymous No.15335852]

>>15335846
Give em a smell if you don't trust it
You'll be able to smell it instantly if it's off, the smell will be pretty worrying
And a little hint of shrimp vein didn't hurt anyone, they're pussies

[Anonymous No.15335855]

>>15335846
it doesn't matter. most places don't de-vein their shrimp.

[Anonymous No.15335915]

>>15335855
>most places don't de-vein their shrimp.
No way this is true

[Anonymous No.15335938]

>>15335855
They treat them like snails dude... whole shrimp in the shell and head are usually caught and then fed stuff to clean em out. And then sent off to market.
The reason why shrimp that are frozen have the poop is because they need to be treated quickly to kill, and flash freeze.

[Anonymous No.15335950]

>>15335855
If you twist the tail off usually the shit sack will come with it

[Anonymous No.15335976]

>>15335938
>and then fed stuff to clean em out
yeah, that's what they tell you.

[Anonymous No.15335988]

>>15335976
I've had whole fresh shrimp in butt fuck no where Philippines. There was no shit in them because of them being starved basically

[Anonymous No.15335992]

>>15335938
>fed stuff to clean em out
What, bleach?

[Anonymous No.15336002]

OP here I’m about to try one, they’re finally defrosted fully. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.15336008]

>>15336002
see you on the other side space cowboy

[Anonymous No.15336049]

>>15336008
it's that goddamned fridgelobster episode all over again

[Anonymous No.15336178]

is OP kill?

[Anonymous No.15336226]

>>15336002
And that was the last thing OP ever posted

[Anonymous No.15336262]

Holy fucking shit I beg you someone please screencap this shit
>>15336002
Godspeed, OP

[Anonymous No.15336310]

F

[Anonymous No.15336373]

>>15336002
>last post was 1 hour ago

[Anonymous No.15336449]

>>15336002
OP? Are you dead?

[Anonymous No.15336484]

he's dead jim

[Anonymous No.15336490]

Today we learned that you should never buy shrimps for 5 dollars off the internet

[Anonymous No.15336503]

...OP? You there?

[Anonymous No.15336504]

>>15336002
Savour that flavour anon!

[Anonymous No.15336505]

Shrimp the simps

[Anonymous No.15336509]

OP? Have you shit yourself to death?

[Anonymous No.15336516]

>>15335282
why are her nipples so hard bros...fake tits??

[Anonymous No.15336524]

>>15336516
Sweat making the fabric rub against them and she's not wearing a bra.

Also I want to suck on them while finishing inside of her.

[Anonymous No.15336525]

>>15335282
isss th-there video of this?

[Anonymous No.15336533]

I think he dead

[Anonymous No.15336544]

>>15336516
It’s that elephant cock gets her going
>>15336002
God speed sweet anon! May you find peace in Shrimhalla

[Anonymous No.15336548]

>have never had shrimp before
>see this thread
gonna keep this streak going forever at this rate, post some good looking shrimp to change my mind

[Anonymous No.15336571]

>>15336548
shrimp are incredible and really hard to fuck up unless you're literally ordering them off the fucking internet like op

[Anonymous No.15336596]

>>15336571
Shrimp is easy to fuck up if you have discernible taste. Sounds like you just shovel food in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.15336642]

>>15336596
why are you so angry over shrimp?
yeah they're easy to overcook but it's also easy not to be retarded and even if you do it's not like it's going to ruin the dish

[Anonymous No.15336660]

>>15336002
RIP

[Anonymous No.15336698]

Let this be a lesson to those who would seek to buy seafood off the internet
fucking DON'T

[Anonymous No.15336760]

>>15336698
I looked into it 1 time for frozen wild caught head on gulf shrimp (basically unprocessed) from what appeared to be a reputable family run business. But by the time you factor in overnight shipping the price was stupid high. If you don't ship overnight, they won't guarantee it to be unspoiled. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.15336780]

get rid of that ketchup and horseradish shite and melt some butter with garlic and dill and worchestershire sauce

[Anonymous No.15336799]

>>15336002

[Anonymous No.15336803]

>>15336780
He’ll never read this. You’re too late. He’s dead.

[Anonymous No.15336840]

Hope op learned his lesson

[Anonymous No.15336953]

>>15335122

[Anonymous No.15336967]

OP here. They were pretty good. Cocktail sauce was great. 7/10

[Anonymous No.15336971]

>>15336967
hush, you are dead

[Anonymous No.15336976]

>>15335305
We /syndicate/ now!

[Anonymous No.15336984]

>>15336967
post empty shrimp tray or gtfo larper

[Anonymous No.15337046]

>>15336967
fuck off bezos

[Anonymous No.15337049]

>>15336967
timestamp or you're dead

[Anonymous No.15337072]

Do Americains really...

[Anonymous No.15337219]

He’s gone...

[Anonymous No.15337256]

>>15335737
No thats a parasite.

[Anonymous No.15337345]

Here lies anon. He ran fast and died a virgin.

[Anonymous No.15337357]

>>15335122

[Anonymous No.15337432]

>>15335122
Dear god

[Anonymous No.15337463]

tastes like a runny ketchup sauce

[Anonymous No.15337480]

>>15337463
Actually you can make it with ketchup, 10% vinegar, horseradish.

That's it.

[Anonymous No.15337491]

>>15337480
pro-tip, half cocktail sauce half marinara is unbeatable

[Anonymous No.15337499]

>>15337491
roger that.

[Anonymous No.15337728]

op mom here.
son is dead.

[Anonymous No.15338246]

>>15337728
Let us know if you zoom the funeral.

[Anonymous No.15338348]

>>15335282
this is literally the liam neeson natalie portman copypasta lmaooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.15339174]

You retards know shipping a frozen package to someone's doorstep isn't different than the same package sitting in an industrial freezer for an extra week before being put out on the shelf for you to buy, right?

[Anonymous No.15339201]

>>15335104
sounds like you are so stupid, youll just die.

[Anonymous No.15339225]

>>15339201
Fuck off ESL.

[Anonymous No.15339647]

Far too late for this advice but instead of waiting for them to thaw, run them under cold water.

[Anonymous No.15339960]

>>15335549
She doesn't mean human feces. I think she's referring to the little poop tube you need to cut out of the shrimp before you cook them.

[Anonymous No.15339968]

>>15335483
from pacifica?

[Anonymous No.15340203]

>>15335104
>>15335122

[Anonymous No.15340220]

>>15339968
guess they really were from pacifica, that shit make you sick

[Anonymous No.15340310]

>>15335122
Looks fine everyone else that replied to this post is a tastelet and gutlet

[Anonymous No.15340481]

>>15337728

[Anonymous No.15340667]

Mmmmm, amazon fresh shrimpies. I can see that you are a hiki of culture, OP. Might I suggest getting the bagged kind for next time?

[Anonymous No.15340696]

>>15340667
Anon, stop whatever your doing with that cursed product. We don't need another casualty in this thread.

[Anonymous No.15340701]

>>15340696
*you're

[Anonymous No.15340713]

>>15340696
Is gud, broski. I normally cooks em up in a pans with some onions, butter, garlic, and soy. Eat it over rice. Is yummy. It's not my fault OP waited till now to find out about his shellfish allergy.

[Anonymous No.15340777]

>>15335122
>fresh
>visibly frozen
you're being lied to. once you freeze seafood it should never be sold as fresh after that.

[Anonymous No.15340787]

>>15335122
Jesus Christ help this man find the way.

[Anonymous No.15340822]

Anon, the least you should do is put them in a strainer and rinse for 5 or so minutes tumbling them around with your hands. Pat dry with paper towels. I eat Walmart shrimp all the time and they’re amazing for the price, don’t think I would order shrimp off Amazon though.

[Anonymous No.15340867]

>>15335357
Shut up, Carlos

[Anonymous No.15340891]

>>15340310
OP knows exactly what he did, he's just rage farming.

[Anonymous No.15340920]

>>15340891
If OP wanted to get people mad he could have done it much easier.

[Anonymous No.15340925]

>>15335338
>amazon fresh is high quality
Know how I can tell you’ve never had anything “high quality” before?

[Anonymous No.15340938]

>>15336524
>Also I want to suck on them while finishing inside of her.
Are you me

[Anonymous No.15340943]

>>15340938

[Anonymous No.15340950]

>>15336002
See you in the afterlife,Shrimp-Anon.

[Anonymous No.15340956]

>>15337728
>mom

[Anonymous No.15340961]

>>15340925
This
Those shrimp were farm raised in some filthy 3rd world shithole with little to no regulations by people being paid $2 an hour, so they really don't give a shit. Then they're hastily processed through some ineffective machine that doesn't do the job correctly so they be shipped out at $5 a container to "people" like OP.

[Anonymous No.15340979]

>>15335104
Have it with marie rose sauce. It's basically ketchup mixed with mayo. Add Tabasco or lemon juice to taste. Only way to eat cold shrimps.

[Anonymous No.15340984]

>>15340938
this thread just keeps finding ways to disgust me

[Anonymous No.15341015]

>>15340984
It's 4chan, I expected someone to say that.

[Anonymous No.15341026]

>>15340777
DING DING DING RETARD DETECTED

Fish and seafood are immediately flash frozen when caught at sea. If anything, the fish you find at a market is less fresh because they let the fish thaw before putting it on display.

Being afraid of frozen food items is boomer fearmongering.

[Anonymous No.15341142]

>>15341026
Are you making this post ironically, or is this the Dunning Kruger effect?

[Anonymous No.15341166]

>>15341026
t. fucking idiot who's never been to a real fishmongers

[Anonymous No.15341189]

>>15335132
>he doesn't have high quality lobsters and crabs delivered to him

[Anonymous No.15341221]

>>15341026
>DING

[Anonymous No.15341246]

>>15340777
retard detected

[Anonymous No.15341677]

>>15341026
>Pull fish out of sea
>It instantly flash freezes
>Get a frozen tuna to the face
>Fall out of boat
>Drown

[Anonymous No.15341873]

>>15341166
>monger
I would never go somewhere with that name.

[Anonymous No.15341875]

>>15341873
why not?

[Anonymous No.15342056]

>>15341875
Wasted effort anon. /ck/ is now full of underage b& shitposters that wont recognize him.

[Anonymous No.15342066]

>>15342056
I'll never forget grinman.

[Anonymous No.15342083]

>>15342066
>grinman

[Anonymous No.15342195]

>>15342056
I miss the old times

[Anonymous No.15342393]

>>15335122
oh god why

[Anonymous No.15342811]

>>15341189
>H I G H Q U A L I T Y

[Anonymous No.15342863]

>>15335104
What made you live a kind of life like this. How retarded are you? Wait. You are american. Hahahaha

[Anonymous No.15342928]

>>15342863
America is pretty big. He could very well be buried away in some red state flyover hell hole where shrimp is unavailable because some christian evangelical sect claims it's anti-semitic to sell or consume shrimp.

[Anonymous No.15343035]

just by that picture i can tell you 100% that is not what shrimp is, those are bland and lack taste, keep looking anon

[Anonymous No.15343426]

>>15335122

[Anonymous No.15343586]

This thread is still up? Is op still alive?

[Anonymous No.15343597]

>>15342056
True, but nostalgia makea everything appear better than it was. If you go on the archives and see the old "epic threads" you will ceinge uncontrollably.

[Anonymous No.15343901]

>>15335282
Her breasts look amazing.

[Anonymous No.15344476]

>>15335260
Oh yeah, the sardines I buy for bulk online is so inferior to the same fucking brand I could get at the store.

This is just a knee-jerk reaction because people are looking for an easy put-down, regardless of the actual quality of the shrimp. And don't even give me that shit that frozen is completely different from canned for online, frozen delivery has been a common and solved logistical process for decades, and I've seen it online since at least the mid 2000s. Mainly to city markets, but even now I can get frozen food delivered to the sticks if I want.

[Anonymous No.15344499]

>>15335343
She must think the vein is feces.

[Anonymous No.15344509]

>>15344499
She's smarter than you. It's not a vein it's the intestinal tract that has feces in it.

[Anonymous No.15344519]

>>15344509
You don't need to remove it with the smaller ones