/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15333991]

Post you’re snack station

[Anonymous No.15333995]

>>15333991
i have no snacks, i like my teeth

[Anonymous No.15333996]

>>15333991
i'm a what now
fuck off with your gay shit

[Anonymous No.15334006]

>>15333991
I hope Tyrone rapes you and burns down your house with you inside.

[Anonymous No.15334012]

Cute snack station. Show us your feet

[Anonymous No.15334064]

>>15333991
>women decor

[Anonymous No.15334073]

>be such a fucking fatass there's a need for a snack corner
>stock some Gatorade in there too, a sports drink
what in the god damn

[Anonymous No.15334127]

>>15333991
I'm more upset about the fact that the fridge doesn't fill out the gap rather than you being a fatass.

[Anonymous No.15334141]

live love laugh

[Anonymous No.15334145]

>>15333991
>T R E A T S
>yum
who is this for? reminds me of the posters they used to have in school, shit like 'don't do drugs!' and 'believe in yourself!', who the hell sees that and thinks 'thanks poster, I will believe in myself!', no one, not a fucking soul.
I'm not gonna stand there and think 'oh yum, treats!'

[Anonymous No.15334179]

>>15334145
in the photo there;s literally food on the counter in front of your retarded face you dipshit

[Anonymous No.15334199]

>>15333991
where are the sodie pops

[Anonymous No.15334205]

you are

[Anonymous No.15334213]

>>15333991
what a waste of money and space. all just so you can get cancer too lmao.

[Anonymous No.15334220]

>>15333991
Live love laugh
lmao

[Anonymous No.15334242]

>>15334141
Five star post anon.

[Anonymous No.15334257]

>>15333991
uh, ummm
hello?
cringe department?

[Anonymous No.15334260]

>>15334179
yeah no shit, I don't need a fucking sign to tell me there are treats there I have eyes and a functioning brain. I guess I got my answer, tards like you need shit spelled out for you, if you didn't see a poster saying 'snacks, yum' you'd probably starve to death

[Anonymous No.15334262]

>>15334257
post a picture of your hovel

[Anonymous No.15334265]

>>15334260
>t. angry poverty stricken snacklet

[Anonymous No.15334266]

>>15334260
im pointing out you are the tard how much of a fucking utter mongoloid are you?

[Anonymous No.15334276]

>>15334262
My what?

[Anonymous No.15334279]

>>15334266
>>15334265
don't forget to label the oxygen so you remember to breath

[Anonymous No.15334282]

>>15333991
The fucking "yum." pisses me off so much, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.15334285]

>>15334276
post a pic of whatever shithole you exist in

[Anonymous No.15334292]

>>15333991
I hate women bros

[Anonymous No.15334298]

>>15334285
No thanks. I'm not going to post a picture of my butthole if that's what you are after you homosexual.

[Anonymous No.15334301]

>>15334279
topkek

[Anonymous No.15334302]

>>15334279
do you usually take pills for that condition?

[Anonymous No.15334310]

>>15333991
Why do you have a snack bar? Do you live in a hotel?

[Anonymous No.15334339]

>>15333996
You're a sweet cutie pie ;)

[Anonymous No.15334362]

>>15333991
Sucking a guy’s dick isn’t as gay as your post

[Anonymous No.15335491]

>>15333991
Id only set up something like this if I was trying to capture a fat kid

[Anonymous No.15335510]

>>15333991
>>15333991
Fucking Twizzlers. Might as well eat straight up eat plastic

[Anonymous No.15335513]

needs funko pops

[Anonymous No.15335526]

>>15333991
>Yo, OP....I’ll take uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh an airhead please

[Anonymous No.15335573]

>>15333991
cute station anon. would watch movies with

[Anonymous No.15335580]

>>15333991
This should only be acceptable in the home theater in someone's mansion.

[Anonymous No.15335606]

>>15333991
Looks dope.

[Anonymous No.15335607]

>words as furniture

[Anonymous No.15335611]

>>15333991
That’s a hotel lobby. I’m 95% certain

[Anonymous No.15335660]

>>15333995
Do americans really....?

[Anonymous No.15335675]

>>15333991
I am certain this in a hotel, office, airport, or some other commercial setting.

[Anonymous No.15335699]

>>15333991
I looked it up in the Instagram tag and there is more? Is this common in the United States? No wonder your children are fat. :(

[Anonymous No.15335708]

>>15333991
>no dark chocolate

[Anonymous No.15335868]

>>15335699
That looks like bong candy not american. Idk who the fuck eats jaffa cakes and cadbury chocolate over here

[Anonymous No.15335875]

>>15333991
>Post you’re snack station

[Anonymous No.15335894]

>>15335660
>>15335675
>>15335699
>>15335611
I'm pretty sure it's old boomers with a mcmansion. Usually they like to build a Theater room complete with concession stand. Hell you can now buy popcorn machines for home use because of theater rooms.

[Anonymous No.15335905]

>>15335875
/thread

[Anonymous No.15335916]

>>15335894
I would have loved that as a kid. As an adult I would be ashamed if somebody saw that in my house. Looks like something a pedophile would have

[Anonymous No.15335923]

>>15335875
This.

[Anonymous No.15335930]

>>15335894
The family name some how makes it cringeier but in a lowbrow way
>fucking new money

[Anonymous No.15335954]

>>15333991
Those T R E A T S really make me think "yum.", OP. Not sure why though.

[Anonymous No.15335958]

>>15335894
You know some retard thought that was a great idea then it turned out the popcorn machine is a greasy mess, all the candy got old and the kids got older and all their friends make fun of it

[Anonymous No.15336950]

>>15334279
that picutre is what inspired virgil ablof to become greatest negro designer of 21 century

[Anonymous No.15337040]

>>15335699
>is this common in the United States
>picture depicts European candy

[Anonymous No.15337053]

>>15335916
What if you were a grandparent? Don't you think your grandkids would love it?

[Anonymous No.15337085]

>>15337040
Apologies, it’s hard to tell between britfags and amerifags makes sense they practice this too though.

[Anonymous No.15337195]

>>15334145
I've only seen women do that shit where they put words like this up as decorations

[Anonymous No.15337206]

>>15333991
>picture just says yum
i know this is fucking real too my god this is pathetic

[Anonymous No.15337244]

fuck sweet snacks, all my homies eat
HOT
DEENZ

[Anonymous No.15337252]

>>15333991
>entire corner of the domicile built for displaying and eating huge amounts of shitty non-food
>why are Americans so obese?

[Anonymous No.15337291]

>>15333991
nice office space. good for morale.

[Anonymous No.15337296]

>>15333991
>Post you're snack station
i am snack station

[Anonymous No.15337312]

>>15335894
>welcome to the rice family

[Anonymous No.15337318]

>>15335894

>snack station

Can’t be real

>oh no it is

>“Old boomer’s mcmansion’s with home theatres”

....

[Anonymous No.15337351]

>>15333991
I AM SNACK STATION!

>Pic related.

[Anonymous No.15337360]

>>15334145
>>T R E A T S
>>yum
>who is this for?

Instagram.

Have you not notice that people (women) get that bullshit just to show off on social media?

[Anonymous No.15337368]

>>15333991
are you a female?

[Anonymous No.15337382]

>>15337368
irrelevant

[Anonymous No.15337433]

>>15334199
they're on the bottom, retard

[Anonymous No.15337445]

>>15334145

Those posters and word decorations exist to signal to other people, not so much as personal pep talk inspirations.A normal person becomes habituated to their environment and starts to not notice these things.

[Anonymous No.15337468]

>>15337433
>he couldn't see past his enormous belly

[Anonymous No.15337474]

>>15334276
It was a typo anon. He must of meant "hotel"

[Anonymous No.15337481]

>>15337351
kneegrows house looking like a bulk barn

[Anonymous No.15337483]

>>15333991
What an abhorrent snack bar.
>peppermints
>frito-lay and nabisco CRAP
>twizzlers
>I can’t believe it’s not butter butter flavored spray
This has flyover boomer written all over it>>15333991

[Anonymous No.15337504]

>>15334064
Do you think they get lost in their own homes a lot? Why else do they have signs everywhere saying what room you’re in

[Anonymous No.15337514]

>>15337244
Sprot for life homie

[Anonymous No.15337515]

snacks are for children and overweight postmenopausal women

[Anonymous No.15337521]

>>15337312
Kek

[Anonymous No.15337535]

friendly reminder that boomers exchanged the future and promise of the entire human race for the opportunity to eat shitty mass produced "treats" and "snacks" in their needlessly large shitty tacky houses

[Anonymous No.15337574]

>>15337535
Tone down the jealousy.

[Anonymous No.15337579]

>>15337382
Post tits

[Anonymous No.15337597]

>>15333991
>air crazy popper
absolutely tragic

[Anonymous No.15337606]

>>15337597
do you use one of these? I used to have a friend growing up who would use one and throw in pickled jalepeno slices and juice to make the most delicious popcorn i have ever tasted. But since tracking down one, I havent been able to make anything but try and tasteless shit. Any tips?

[Anonymous No.15337818]

>>15337606
Are you using the proper amount of oil (1 tbsp per 2 quarts of corn)? And I'd put the jalapeno juice in the butter well (along with the butter - again 1 tbsp of butter per 2 quarts of corn) rather than in with the corn itself where it would likely evaporate or burn off.

[Anonymous No.15337890]

>>15333991
>random bottle of fake butter at the bottom of the fridge.
Imagine wasting money on all that and you can't even afford real butter.

[Anonymous No.15337963]

>>15334127
>I'm more upset about the fact that the fridge doesn't fill out the gap rather than you being a fatass.
I agree, it's very distressing.

OP, this looks like a nice small hotel afterhours area. Or like a BnB or something. It could also be a nice employer's break room. Cheap employer. Don't see any fancy stuff there.
My snacks are just in my kitchen pantry, but it'd be a fun idea if you had a basement or some less accessible part of the house like that. Drinks fridge is in the garage for me. Why? Garage fridge can be set far far colder. I don't worry about veggies freezing there.

[Anonymous No.15338097]

>>15335916
Usually, Boomers do this stuff for the spoiled rotten grandkids.

[Anonymous No.15338176]

>>15335699
>Is this common in the United States?
Custom home builder reporting in.
Yes, indeed, this is a thing among the affluent American classes. Home theaters rivaling any multiplex you have seen. We've installed several fantasy designs. a complete 1950s era diner, modeled after the one in the Happy Days tv show; a complete malt shop in another house. A scaled down version of Studio 54 based on photos. A recreation of an original McDonalds. The small snack stations shown here are nothing in comparison.
Never underestimate the audacity and tastelessness of an American with too much money $$$$.
They are either out to impress someone, or trying to relive something from childhood.
You should see some of the custom garages we've built to house car collections.

[Anonymous No.15338186]

>>15338176
>Never underestimate the audacity and tastelessness of an American with too much money $$$$.
Impossible. I've been to Graceland.